Vinny Valentine
~The Legacy of A1hsauce~
It all started many years ago, in a small dutch village outside Mexico. A mother gave birth to a young boy who held in his hand the sacred object, a bottle of A1hsauce. He was named after his bottle and he grew up very fast. At the age of twelve his town was invaded by Pirates, but they were no ordinary Pirates, they were Nazi Pirates. The town was ravaged but they found A1 when he took a big stick and hit one of the crewman in the shins. they picked him up and threw him onto the ship. The put him in the Kitchen with the cook and he was told if he was bad they would cook him in the Corn Bread Pot. He behaved and went on with the pirates. They went from place to place until they were intercepted, By another group of Pirates, no ordinary pirates though, Canadian Pirates! . They came aboard with there cannons and boomerangs and completely owned the Nazi Pirates. They saw the young boy in the kitchen and on of them said. "Holy Sheit thats me Son".They then all found out that A1hsauce was the Holy Pirate prince of the seven seas. So they took him and taught him the ways of the pirates for many years till there ship hit an Iceberg. A1hsauce and his Father fell offboard and held onto a peice of shelf untill his father fell down into the water. A1hsauce used a whistle to call for help and some dolphins took him to Halifax. A1hsauce told his storys to the drunk sailors but they didn't believe him so he got mad and stole there Boat. Now it is said that A1hsauce roams the seas with a huge army boat with a Computer and cooks Cornbread for those in need in his Special armoury in the boat called KMC. Theres also a Kid named Mist who has Aids from sleeping with a kid named R.Maynard, A1hsauce makes them cookies to ease there suffering.
The Freaking End.
It all started many years ago, in a small dutch village outside Mexico. A mother gave birth to a young boy who held in his hand the sacred object, a bottle of A1hsauce. He was named after his bottle and he grew up very fast. At the age of twelve his town was invaded by Pirates, but they were no ordinary Pirates, they were Nazi Pirates. The town was ravaged but they found A1 when he took a big stick and hit one of the crewman in the shins. they picked him up and threw him onto the ship. The put him in the Kitchen with the cook and he was told if he was bad they would cook him in the Corn Bread Pot. He behaved and went on with the pirates. They went from place to place until they were intercepted, By another group of Pirates, no ordinary pirates though, Canadian Pirates! . They came aboard with there cannons and boomerangs and completely owned the Nazi Pirates. They saw the young boy in the kitchen and on of them said. "Holy Sheit thats me Son".They then all found out that A1hsauce was the Holy Pirate prince of the seven seas. So they took him and taught him the ways of the pirates for many years till there ship hit an Iceberg. A1hsauce and his Father fell offboard and held onto a peice of shelf untill his father fell down into the water. A1hsauce used a whistle to call for help and some dolphins took him to Halifax. A1hsauce told his storys to the drunk sailors but they didn't believe him so he got mad and stole there Boat. Now it is said that A1hsauce roams the seas with a huge army boat with a Computer and cooks Cornbread for those in need in his Special armoury in the boat called KMC. Theres also a Kid named Mist who has Aids from sleeping with a kid named R.Maynard, A1hsauce makes them cookies to ease there suffering.
The Freaking End.
hahah ohhh man thats funny haha
I'm not Mexican
Just Kidding.
IT WAS A BLACK ANGUS!!!!!
Im sorry, im sorry.