Vinny Valentine
~ R. Maynard - The Amazing~
R. Maynard was born many years ago on an island outside of New Zealand, this island was called "Nakataki Mofo Island" And it was best known for its cannibalism. He grew up there and always felt like taking a bite out of anyone who was caring for him. He grew up strong and proud until this little boy named Backfire came to live on the island. R. Maynard went to take a bite of him and Backfire slapped him, this caused a huge rivalry to start. They ate and ate everyone on the island untill it was only those two left, Maynard made an agreement with Backfire that they would fight and whoever was eaten to death first won. The met at the right time and everything and they started counting, 3...2.....1..... Backfire ran at him, howling for his blood, Maynard pulled out a Desert Eagle and shot him dead then feasted on his body, victorious. Maynard then created his own religion called "The Hicoratianions". He mated with an Ape he found and they started a new race of people on the earth. They went to war with Japan and completely obliterated them with there new weapon called "Laser Feces". They soon moved all around the world taking over, until one day R.Maynard (yes he was now a Reverand) met a young man named Mist. Mist and Maynard fell in love an Mist convinced him to fall back his army. They then went to Briton and got on a Boat with a Caption Pirate named a1hsause. The both got aids and are now eating cookies in the medical Informatory, this is just until A1hsauce can find some Broccoli to cure them..
The End.
R. Maynard was born many years ago on an island outside of New Zealand, this island was called "Nakataki Mofo Island" And it was best known for its cannibalism. He grew up there and always felt like taking a bite out of anyone who was caring for him. He grew up strong and proud until this little boy named Backfire came to live on the island. R. Maynard went to take a bite of him and Backfire slapped him, this caused a huge rivalry to start. They ate and ate everyone on the island untill it was only those two left, Maynard made an agreement with Backfire that they would fight and whoever was eaten to death first won. The met at the right time and everything and they started counting, 3...2.....1..... Backfire ran at him, howling for his blood, Maynard pulled out a Desert Eagle and shot him dead then feasted on his body, victorious. Maynard then created his own religion called "The Hicoratianions". He mated with an Ape he found and they started a new race of people on the earth. They went to war with Japan and completely obliterated them with there new weapon called "Laser Feces". They soon moved all around the world taking over, until one day R.Maynard (yes he was now a Reverand) met a young man named Mist. Mist and Maynard fell in love an Mist convinced him to fall back his army. They then went to Briton and got on a Boat with a Caption Pirate named a1hsause. The both got aids and are now eating cookies in the medical Informatory, this is just until A1hsauce can find some Broccoli to cure them..
The End.
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