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sickly disgusting shifty

So I'm watching the Simpson's right, and I come across a DQ commercial. Strangely enough they are using what I like to call "soft 3-D", a 3-D image in which the the image has a smooth look. So I say to myself, "hey now there's a first" but I knew immediately what was going to happen. For you see the commercial begins with a lobster eating out of a plastic box these little round things. Immediately I said to myself " dude he's eating his own." But then It just got worst. His wife comes on right, and says "honey what you eating?" And he responds, "some popcorn, here honey try it." And she takes a bite and with some relative surprise exclaims "This isn't popcorn, it's popcorn SHRIMP!!!". His rebuke was, "I thought these tasted familiar." And if that wasn't enough, the wife looks around and asks, "where are the kids?" The look at the box and begin screaming.....


Kudos for DQ for the sickly disgusting commercial





















































please note, shortly thereafter I went to Dairy Queen and demanded an explanation. There I was given free popcorn shrimp to stay quite. THEY CAN'T SILENCE ME!!! Unless that comes with a side of coke. Now we're talking...

That's so evil it's cool.

Uh...

Originally posted by DanieLs_4_Ever
Uh...

4/5 people thought it was funny. Upon determining this statistic, they kicked the 5th person in the rear causing them to fly into an alternative universe when she became the 1/5 people who actually thought it was funny. The people who kicked her could care less, because they now had a perfect score of 4/4

Originally posted by AOR
sickly disgusting shifty

So I'm watching the Simpson's right, and I come across a DQ commercial. Strangely enough they are using what I like to call "soft 3-D", a 3-D image in which the the image has a smooth look. So I say to myself, "hey now there's a first" but I knew immediately what was going to happen. For you see the commercial begins with a lobster eating out of a plastic box these little round things. Immediately I said to myself " dude he's eating his own." But then It just got worst. His wife comes on right, and says "honey what you eating?" And he responds, "some popcorn, here honey try it." And she takes a bite and with some relative surprise exclaims "This isn't popcorn, it's popcorn SHRIMP!!!". His rebuke was, "I thought these tasted familiar." And if that wasn't enough, the wife looks around and asks, "where are the kids?" The look at the box and begin screaming.....


Kudos for DQ for the sickly disgusting commercial





please note, shortly thereafter I went to Dairy Queen and demanded an explanation. There I was given free popcorn shrimp to stay quite. THEY CAN'T SILENCE ME!!! Unless that comes with a side of coke. Now we're talking...


is this real???


I would never eat DQ anyways... meat is disgusting

Originally posted by Morning_Glory
is this real???


I would never eat DQ anyways... meat is disgusting

dis is 4 real, aiight?

well thats just sick then... lobster's eating shrimp

was it like a SpongeBob commercial... like a Mr Crabs? but it wasnt a crab is a lobster.. meh

Originally posted by Morning_Glory
well thats just sick then... lobster's eating shrimp

was it like a SpongeBob commercial... like a Mr Crabs? but it wasnt a crab is a lobster.. meh

No it was shrimp eating shrimp...

no its a lobster eating shrimp

at least thats what you said in your very first post

Originally posted by Morning_Glory
no its a lobster eating shrimp

so you saw it?

no

Well I meant shrimp...

Dairy Queen?

The one and only

What exactly is a Dairy Queen?

Go ask your mom shifty


BUUUURRRRNNNNN

Dude



Well,I don't even know what a Dairy Queen is....

Dude .

Originally posted by Slay
Dude



Well,I don't even know what a Dairy Queen is....

It's a restaurant famous for it's ice cream. But it is also a fast food and ice cake venders....

Originally posted by AOR
sickly disgusting shifty

So I'm watching the Simpson's right, and I come across a DQ commercial. Strangely enough they are using what I like to call "soft 3-D", a 3-D image in which the the image has a smooth look. So I say to myself, "hey now there's a first" but I knew immediately what was going to happen. For you see the commercial begins with a lobster eating out of a plastic box these little round things. Immediately I said to myself " dude he's eating his own." But then It just got worst. His wife comes on right, and says "honey what you eating?" And he responds, "some popcorn, here honey try it." And she takes a bite and with some relative surprise exclaims "This isn't popcorn, it's popcorn SHRIMP!!!". His rebuke was, "I thought these tasted familiar." And if that wasn't enough, the wife looks around and asks, "where are the kids?" The look at the box and begin screaming.....


Kudos for DQ for the sickly disgusting commercial





















































please note, shortly thereafter I went to Dairy Queen and demanded an explanation. There I was given free popcorn shrimp to stay quite. THEY CAN'T SILENCE ME!!! Unless that comes with a side of coke. Now we're talking...
I remember that commercial... crazy stuff