So last night my girl........
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K.Diddy
Brang me in a beer and it was warm,So I layed her out cold on the floor and she hasn't gotten back up in 2 days
I would see if she is alright............but I know she doesn't like to be woke up
But she has never slept for 2 days on a floor before.......
What should I do?
LethalFemme
Originally posted by K.Diddy
Brang me in a beer and it was warm,So I layed her out cold on the floor and she hasn't gotten back up in 2 days
I would see if she is alright............but I know she doesn't like to be woke up
But she has never slept for 2 days on a floor before.......
What should I do?
next time get your own beer biznitch
a1hsauce
you know you have no gurl
Koala MeatPie
Originally posted by K.Diddy
Brang me in a beer and it was warm,So I layed her out cold on the floor and she hasn't gotten back up in 2 days
I would see if she is alright............but I know she doesn't like to be woke up
But she has never slept for 2 days on a floor before.......
What should I do?
Kick her in the face.
If She Bleeds, its a goo sing, it means she is still alive, and probly just in a deep sleep
K.Diddy
Originally posted by Koala MeatPie
Kick her in the face.
If She Bleeds, its a goo sing, it means she is still alive, and probly just in a deep sleep
I kicked her pretty hard and a couple of her teeth fell out and her nose started bleeding, but the ***** still wont wake up
When she DOES wake up, she is gonna feel my pimp hand cause I've had to cook my own dinner for the 2 days she has been out.
willman
you evil son of a bi*ch, girls are not slaves. i hope you get locked away and they throw away the key u mean piece of sh*t. go 2 hell.
Morning_Glory
Originally posted by K.Diddy
Brang me in a beer and it was warm,So I layed her out cold on the floor and she hasn't gotten back up in 2 days
I would see if she is alright............but I know she doesn't like to be woke up
But she has never slept for 2 days on a floor before.......
What should I do?
sleeping
I think you should save some money and move out and stop mooching off of mom and pops!
Bardock42
Now give me a second...I am not that knowledgable with days and such...but when you knocked her out just last night...just how in the ****ing hell can she be out for 2 days already?....are you lying?...yes you are!
Morning_Glory
Originally posted by Morning_Glory
sleeping
I think you should save some money and move out and stop mooching off of mom and pops!
Im sticking with my statment eat
Bardock42
Originally posted by Morning_Glory
Im sticking with my statment eat
He should indeed.
Morning_Glory
glad someone finally agrees with me
willman
i think he shud go 2 hell, if he IS tellin the truth and get tortured by chewbacca pulling his arms out of his sockets!
Morning_Glory
^
Bardock42
Originally posted by willman
i think he shud go 2 hell, if he IS tellin the truth and get tortured by chewbacca pulling his arms out of his sockets!
Why I think it is absolutely necessary to beat up your girlfriend and force her to cook dinner
....you take that a little to serious mate.
Morning_Glory
it's not necessary!
...
Bardock42
Originally posted by Morning_Glory
it's not necessary!
...
It's sarcasm ...
Bardock42
Originally posted by Morning_Glory
Bardock42
Originally posted by Morning_Glory
eat
Morning_Glory
yep.. uh huh eat
Yumcarrots
Originally posted by Bardock42
pokey
DarkC
Originally posted by K.Diddy
I kicked her pretty hard and a couple of her teeth fell out and her nose started bleeding, but the ***** still wont wake up
When she DOES wake up, she is gonna feel my pimp hand cause I've had to cook my own dinner for the 2 days she has been out.
I can honestly say that you deserve a very, very painful death to treat your own girl that way.
Bardock42
Originally posted by Yumcarrots
pokey
*Poky* droolio
Originally posted by DarkC
I can honestly say that you deserve a very, very painful death to treat your own girl that way.
I am sure he did....I am sure it wasn't a joke....
Yumcarrots
Originally posted by Bardock42
*Poky* droolio
I am sure he did....I am sure it wasn't a joke....
you're so damn sarcastic whip
Bardock42
Originally posted by Yumcarrots
your so damn sarcastic whip
You are not.
Yumcarrots
Originally posted by Bardock42
You are not.
don't insult my spelling skills!
Bardock42
Originally posted by Yumcarrots
don't insult my spelling skills!
You should
as well.
Yumcarrots
Originally posted by Bardock42
You should
as well.
I did change it
Bardock42
Originally posted by Yumcarrots
I did change it
Yeah.....hmm....hug
Yumcarrots
Originally posted by Bardock42
Yeah.....hmm....hug
Bardock42
Originally posted by Yumcarrots
Yumcarrots
Originally posted by Bardock42
sadwalk
Bardock42
Originally posted by Yumcarrots
sadwalk
Why are you sadwalking?
Yumcarrots
Originally posted by Bardock42
Why are you sadwalking?
Because I couldn't find a happy walk.
Bardock42
Originally posted by Yumcarrots
Because I couldn't find a happy walk.
Hmm makes sense...poor girl
Beckspistol
Originally posted by K.Diddy
Brang me in a beer and it was warm,So I layed her out cold on the floor and she hasn't gotten back up in 2 days
I would see if she is alright............but I know she doesn't like to be woke up
But she has never slept for 2 days on a floor before.......
What should I do?
tattoo her a moustache, for bringing you a warm beer. beer must be cold....
Yumcarrots
Originally posted by Bardock42
Hmm makes sense...poor girl
nahuh
Ronny
Bad joke, This isnt even funny
.
Bardock42
Originally posted by Ronny
Bad joke, This isnt even funny
.
It is too.
Ronny
Not at all
Its disgusting. Anyone who even jokes about this kind of thing deserves to get thrown into a smoothie maker.
Yumcarrots
Originally posted by Bardock42
It is too.
i found a better smilie
fu
T.M
Originally posted by Ronny
Bad joke, This isnt even funny
.
I agree. This isn't at all funny
Aries
Originally posted by Bardock42
It is too.
I have to agree with Ronny its not very funny
Ronny
See, I said it it must be true
Yumcarrots
Originally posted by Aries
I have to agree with Ronny its not very funny
I tend to ignore Bardock, he's an idiot
Love you really hug
Aries
Originally posted by Yumcarrots
I tend to ignore Bardock, he's an idiot
Love you really hug
T.M
How is this even possible... ?
and by the way brang... please.
Bardock42
Originally posted by T.M
How is this even possible... ?
and by the way brang... please.
Someone pointed that put before (I!)
Originally posted by Ronny
Not at all
Its disgusting. Anyone who even jokes about this kind of thing deserves to get thrown into a smoothie maker.
Actually it is.....cause it is a joke..nothing else....and funny too.
Aries
doesnt make any since does it
T.M
Originally posted by Bardock42
Someone pointed that put before (I!)
I just noticed you posted that. Even so something the stupid should be pointed out more than once.
Bardock42
Originally posted by T.M
I just noticed you posted that. Even so something the stupid should be pointed out more than once.
Absolutely.
Originally posted by Aries
doesnt make any since does it
Doesn't make any "for" either.
Yumcarrots
Originally posted by Bardock42
Absolutely.
Doesn't make any "for" either.
that it why I ignore you
Bardock42
Originally posted by Yumcarrots
that it why I ignore you
You luvver me though
Yumcarrots
e025
Bardock42
Originally posted by Yumcarrots
e025
Yumcarrots
wait, i've found a better one!!!
a014
Originally posted by Aries
whatever
was that aimed at you? hmm
Bardock42
Originally posted by Yumcarrots
wait, i've found a better one!!!
a014
was that aimed at you? hmm
I am sure it was.
Bloigen
Originally posted by Bardock42
Now give me a second...I am not that knowledgable with days and such...but when you knocked her out just last night...just how in the ****ing hell can she be out for 2 days already?....are you lying?...yes you are!
Bloigen is such a sex machine.
Smart.
Bardock42
Originally posted by Bloigen
Smart.
I don't remember saying it just like that.
Maya Zurak
I want a beer! ...a cold one
Yumcarrots
Originally posted by Bardock42
Bloigen is such a sex machine.
cry
Bardock42
Originally posted by Yumcarrots
cry
Well he is.
Originally posted by Maya Zurak
I want a beer! ...a cold one
You can bring yourself one...you are a girl
...your sig is hot by the way.
Yumcarrots
Originally posted by Bardock42
Well he is.
mhm
Bardock42
Originally posted by Yumcarrots
mhm
What cry
Yumcarrots
Originally posted by Bardock42
What cry
hug1
rickyduck
Originally posted by K.Diddy
Brang me in a beer and it was warm,So I layed her out cold on the floor and she hasn't gotten back up in 2 days
I would see if she is alright............but I know she doesn't like to be woke up
But she has never slept for 2 days on a floor before.......
What should I do?
If this thread was made today, and you did it last night, and shes been out for 2 days????????????
Maya Zurak
Originally posted by Bardock42
Well he is.
You can bring yourself one...you are a girl
...your sig is hot by the way.
yeah *brings herself a beer* thankies
Bardock42
Originally posted by Maya Zurak
yeah *brings herself a beer* thankies
No problem ma'am.
Bloigen
Originally posted by Yumcarrots
hug1
OH NO YOU DIDN'T!
mhm
rickyduck
Hey Bardock, you'll never guess what im listening to!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111111111
1111111111111111111111111
Bardock42
Originally posted by rickyduck
Hey Bardock, you'll never guess what im listening to!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111111111
1111111111111111111111111
The Smiths - How Soon is now.
Fiann@
Originally posted by K.Diddy
Brang me in a beer and it was warm,So I layed her out cold on the floor and she hasn't gotten back up in 2 days
I would see if she is alright............but I know she doesn't like to be woke up
But she has never slept for 2 days on a floor before.......
What should I do? But why would anyone care?
rickyduck
Originally posted by Bardock42
The Smiths - How Soon is now.
ROFL....... i prefer stone roses. BOHEMIAM RAPHSODY!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111111111111111111 i must be cool
Bardock42
Originally posted by Fiann@
But why would anyone care?
Well it seems that enough people cared for 4 pages so....
rickyduck
Originally posted by rickyduck
If this thread was made today, and you did it last night, and shes been out for 2 days????????????
Bardock42
Originally posted by rickyduck
ROFL....... i prefer stone roses. BOHEMIAM RAPHSODY!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111111111111111111 i must be cool
Yeah, that IS pretty cool. A very good song.
Fiann@
Originally posted by Bardock42
Well it seems that enough people cared for 4 pages so.... That worries me loads....
rickyduck
But Sanctuary doesnt think so cry
Bloigen
Originally posted by Bardock42
Yeah, that IS pretty cool. A very good song.
Meh...
rickyduck
Hey! you posted that a split second after me!blowup
Bardock42
Originally posted by Fiann@
That worries me loads....
Well I found it quite funny...so i posted..but I think it is mostly people that have to express their disagreement and how much they don't care.
rickyduck
DAMN IT HAPPENED AGAIN!
Bardock42
Originally posted by rickyduck
But Sanctuary doesnt think so cry
What a whore
Originally posted by Bloigen
Meh...
It is.
rickyduck
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO :O! you said whore
Bloigen
Originally posted by rickyduck
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO :O! you said whore
Bardock42
Originally posted by rickyduck
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO :O! you said whore
Yes. I did. How do you know?
rickyduck
mind reading
Bardock42
Originally posted by rickyduck
mind reading
Very good.
Yumcarrots
Originally posted by Bloigen
OH NO YOU DIDN'T!
mhm
evillaugh
K.Diddy
Originally posted by Morning_Glory
sleeping
I think you should save some money and move out and stop mooching off of mom and pops!
I'm still waiting to move in with you
K.Diddy
Originally posted by willman
you evil son of a bi*ch, girls are not slaves. i hope you get locked away and they throw away the key u mean piece of sh*t. go 2 hell.
GuitarBunny
Originally posted by a1hsauce
you know you have no gurl
&& if he did...she'd prolly kill herself...or turn lesbain.
Leo.M
Originally posted by K.Diddy
Brang me in a beer and it was warm,So I layed her out cold on the floor and she hasn't gotten back up in 2 days
I would see if she is alright............but I know she doesn't like to be woke up
But she has never slept for 2 days on a floor before.......
What should I do?
you sick man shock
Originally posted by K.Diddy
I kicked her pretty hard and a couple of her teeth fell out and her nose started bleeding, but the ***** still wont wake up
When she DOES wake up, she is gonna feel my pimp hand cause I've had to cook my own dinner for the 2 days she has been out.
hysterical
Leo.M
Originally posted by GuitarBunny
&& if he did...she'd prolly kill herself...or turn lesbain.
hysterical
LiL nAstY GirL
Originally posted by Morning_Glory
sleeping
I think you should save some money and move out and stop mooching off of mom and pops!
Oh shit....you're my idol
K.Diddy
Originally posted by GuitarBunny
&& if he did...she'd prolly kill herself...or turn lesbain.
That explains why my last 2 girlfriends hanged themself.
LethalFemme
how did this make it to 100 post? lol
Leo.M
Originally posted by LethalFemme
how did this make it to 100 post? lol
K.Diddy's threads always get lots of post
K.Diddy
Originally posted by DarkC
I can honestly say that you deserve a very, very painful death to treat your own girl that way.
If you are as stupid as I think you could be............you deserve a even slower death
LethalFemme
Originally posted by Leo.M
K.Diddy's threads always get lots of post
oh so now people are insulting him........I get it now
K.Diddy
Originally posted by LethalFemme
oh so now people are insulting him........I get it now
I dont, but it is simple to make your threads get a lot of post's, cause I simply act like a dumb ass, and then take advantage of a lot of nerds on this forum who think they are smarter then they actually are
LethalFemme
Originally posted by K.Diddy
I dont, but it is simple to make your threads get a lot of post's, cause I simply act like a dumb ass, and then take advantage of a lot of nerds on this forum who think they are smarter then they actually are
I've noticed a lot of people only post in your threads to get the chance to insult you...........but i dont cause I'm just like that
K.Diddy
Originally posted by LethalFemme
I've noticed a lot of people only post in your threads to get the chance to insult you..........
You are right, but the funny thing is all they are doing is bumping my thread.
LethalFemme
Originally posted by K.Diddy
You are right, but the funny thing is all they are doing is bumping my thread.
I'm always right
K.Diddy
Originally posted by LethalFemme
I'm always right
No, I think I am the only person in the world who is always right.
Death_Stalker13
Originally posted by K.Diddy
No, I think I am the only person in the world who is always right.
not
Coldfire
Originally posted by K.Diddy
No, I think I am the only person in the world who is always right.
K.Diddy
Originally posted by Coldfire
I am serious
Morning_Glory
this thread is still here
Morning_Glory
Originally posted by K.Diddy
I am serious
are you from Australia?
K.Diddy
Originally posted by Morning_Glory
are you from Australia?
Your fast
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