So last night my girl........

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K.Diddy
Brang me in a beer and it was warm,So I layed her out cold on the floor and she hasn't gotten back up in 2 days blink


I would see if she is alright............but I know she doesn't like to be woke up blink

confused But she has never slept for 2 days on a floor before.......

confused What should I do?

LethalFemme
Originally posted by K.Diddy
Brang me in a beer and it was warm,So I layed her out cold on the floor and she hasn't gotten back up in 2 days blink


I would see if she is alright............but I know she doesn't like to be woke up blink

confused But she has never slept for 2 days on a floor before.......

confused What should I do?

next time get your own beer biznitch stick out tongue

a1hsauce
you know you have no gurl stick out tongue

Koala MeatPie
Originally posted by K.Diddy
Brang me in a beer and it was warm,So I layed her out cold on the floor and she hasn't gotten back up in 2 days blink


I would see if she is alright............but I know she doesn't like to be woke up blink

confused But she has never slept for 2 days on a floor before.......

confused What should I do?


Kick her in the face.

If She Bleeds, its a goo sing, it means she is still alive, and probly just in a deep sleep yes

K.Diddy
Originally posted by Koala MeatPie
Kick her in the face.

If She Bleeds, its a goo sing, it means she is still alive, and probly just in a deep sleep yes


I kicked her pretty hard and a couple of her teeth fell out and her nose started bleeding, but the ***** still wont wake up



mad When she DOES wake up, she is gonna feel my pimp hand cause I've had to cook my own dinner for the 2 days she has been out.

willman
you evil son of a bi*ch, girls are not slaves. i hope you get locked away and they throw away the key u mean piece of sh*t. go 2 hell.

Morning_Glory
Originally posted by K.Diddy
Brang me in a beer and it was warm,So I layed her out cold on the floor and she hasn't gotten back up in 2 days blink


I would see if she is alright............but I know she doesn't like to be woke up blink

confused But she has never slept for 2 days on a floor before.......

confused What should I do?

sleeping

I think you should save some money and move out and stop mooching off of mom and pops! roll eyes (sarcastic)

Bardock42
Now give me a second...I am not that knowledgable with days and such...but when you knocked her out just last night...just how in the ****ing hell can she be out for 2 days already?....are you lying?...yes you are! stick out tongue

Morning_Glory
Originally posted by Morning_Glory
sleeping

I think you should save some money and move out and stop mooching off of mom and pops! roll eyes (sarcastic)

Im sticking with my statment eat

Bardock42
Originally posted by Morning_Glory
Im sticking with my statment eat

He should indeed.

Morning_Glory
happy glad someone finally agrees with me

willman
i think he shud go 2 hell, if he IS tellin the truth and get tortured by chewbacca pulling his arms out of his sockets!

Morning_Glory
laughing out loud^

Bardock42
Originally posted by willman
i think he shud go 2 hell, if he IS tellin the truth and get tortured by chewbacca pulling his arms out of his sockets!

Why I think it is absolutely necessary to beat up your girlfriend and force her to cook dinner no expression ....you take that a little to serious mate.

Morning_Glory
blink it's not necessary! mad...

Bardock42
Originally posted by Morning_Glory
blink it's not necessary! mad...

It's sarcasm ...

Morning_Glory
no expression

Bardock42
Originally posted by Morning_Glory
no expression

no expression

Morning_Glory
eat

Bardock42
Originally posted by Morning_Glory
eat

What the f**k?

Morning_Glory
yep.. uh huh eat

Yumcarrots
Originally posted by Bardock42
What the f**k?

pokey

DarkC
Originally posted by K.Diddy
I kicked her pretty hard and a couple of her teeth fell out and her nose started bleeding, but the ***** still wont wake up



mad When she DOES wake up, she is gonna feel my pimp hand cause I've had to cook my own dinner for the 2 days she has been out.
I can honestly say that you deserve a very, very painful death to treat your own girl that way.

Bardock42
Originally posted by Yumcarrots
pokey
*Poky* droolio

Originally posted by DarkC
I can honestly say that you deserve a very, very painful death to treat your own girl that way.

I am sure he did....I am sure it wasn't a joke....

Yumcarrots
Originally posted by Bardock42
*Poky* droolio



I am sure he did....I am sure it wasn't a joke....
you're so damn sarcastic whip

Bardock42
Originally posted by Yumcarrots
your so damn sarcastic whip

You are not.

Yumcarrots
Originally posted by Bardock42
You are not.


mad don't insult my spelling skills!

Bardock42
Originally posted by Yumcarrots
mad don't insult my spelling skills!

You should



as well.

Yumcarrots
Originally posted by Bardock42
You should



as well.


I did change it roll eyes (sarcastic)

Bardock42
Originally posted by Yumcarrots
I did change it roll eyes (sarcastic)

Yeah.....hmm....hug

Yumcarrots
Originally posted by Bardock42
Yeah.....hmm....hug

mad

Bardock42
Originally posted by Yumcarrots
mad

big grin

Yumcarrots
Originally posted by Bardock42
big grin

sadwalk

Bardock42
Originally posted by Yumcarrots
sadwalk

Why are you sadwalking?

Yumcarrots
Originally posted by Bardock42
Why are you sadwalking?


Because I couldn't find a happy walk.
no expression

Bardock42
Originally posted by Yumcarrots
Because I couldn't find a happy walk.
no expression

Hmm makes sense...poor girl

Beckspistol
Originally posted by K.Diddy
Brang me in a beer and it was warm,So I layed her out cold on the floor and she hasn't gotten back up in 2 days blink


I would see if she is alright............but I know she doesn't like to be woke up blink

confused But she has never slept for 2 days on a floor before.......

confused What should I do?


tattoo her a moustache, for bringing you a warm beer. beer must be cold....

Yumcarrots
Originally posted by Bardock42
Hmm makes sense...poor girl


nahuh

Ronny
Bad joke, This isnt even funny confused.

Bardock42
Originally posted by Ronny
Bad joke, This isnt even funny confused.

It is too.

Ronny
Not at all blink Its disgusting. Anyone who even jokes about this kind of thing deserves to get thrown into a smoothie maker.

Yumcarrots
Originally posted by Bardock42
It is too.

i found a better smilie


fu

T.M
Originally posted by Ronny
Bad joke, This isnt even funny confused.

I agree. This isn't at all funny

Aries
Originally posted by Bardock42
It is too.

I have to agree with Ronny its not very funny sad

Ronny
See, I said it it must be true yes

Yumcarrots
Originally posted by Aries
I have to agree with Ronny its not very funny sad

I tend to ignore Bardock, he's an idiot


Love you really hug

Aries
Originally posted by Yumcarrots
I tend to ignore Bardock, he's an idiot


Love you really hug


laughing

T.M
How is this even possible... ?

and by the way brang... please.

Bardock42
Originally posted by T.M
How is this even possible... ?

and by the way brang... please.

Someone pointed that put before (I!)

Originally posted by Ronny
Not at all blink Its disgusting. Anyone who even jokes about this kind of thing deserves to get thrown into a smoothie maker.

Actually it is.....cause it is a joke..nothing else....and funny too.

Aries
doesnt make any since does it

T.M
Originally posted by Bardock42
Someone pointed that put before (I!)

I just noticed you posted that. Even so something the stupid should be pointed out more than once.

Bardock42
Originally posted by T.M
I just noticed you posted that. Even so something the stupid should be pointed out more than once.

Absolutely.

Originally posted by Aries
doesnt make any since does it

Doesn't make any "for" either.

Yumcarrots
Originally posted by Bardock42
Absolutely.



Doesn't make any "for" either.


that it why I ignore you roll eyes (sarcastic)

Bardock42
Originally posted by Yumcarrots
that it why I ignore you roll eyes (sarcastic)

You luvver me though love

Aries
whatever

Yumcarrots
e025

no

Bardock42
Originally posted by Yumcarrots
e025

no

sad

Yumcarrots
wait, i've found a better one!!!


a014


Originally posted by Aries
whatever
was that aimed at you? hmm

Bardock42
Originally posted by Yumcarrots
wait, i've found a better one!!!


a014



was that aimed at you? hmm

I am sure it was.

Yumcarrots
yes

Bloigen
Originally posted by Bardock42
Now give me a second...I am not that knowledgable with days and such...but when you knocked her out just last night...just how in the ****ing hell can she be out for 2 days already?....are you lying?...yes you are! stick out tongue
Bloigen is such a sex machine.

Smart.

Bardock42
Originally posted by Bloigen
Smart.

I don't remember saying it just like that.

Maya Zurak
I want a beer! ...a cold one laughing

Yumcarrots
Originally posted by Bardock42
Bloigen is such a sex machine.

cry

Bardock42
Originally posted by Yumcarrots
cry

Well he is.

Originally posted by Maya Zurak
I want a beer! ...a cold one laughing

You can bring yourself one...you are a girl stick out tongue ...your sig is hot by the way.

Yumcarrots
Originally posted by Bardock42
Well he is.

mhm

Bardock42
Originally posted by Yumcarrots
mhm

What cry

Yumcarrots
Originally posted by Bardock42
What cry

hug1

rickyduck
Originally posted by K.Diddy
Brang me in a beer and it was warm,So I layed her out cold on the floor and she hasn't gotten back up in 2 days blink


I would see if she is alright............but I know she doesn't like to be woke up blink

confused But she has never slept for 2 days on a floor before.......

confused What should I do?

If this thread was made today, and you did it last night, and shes been out for 2 days???????????? mad

Maya Zurak
Originally posted by Bardock42
Well he is.



You can bring yourself one...you are a girl stick out tongue ...your sig is hot by the way. laughing out loud yeah *brings herself a beer* thankies

Bardock42
Originally posted by Maya Zurak
laughing out loud yeah *brings herself a beer* thankies
No problem ma'am.

Bloigen
Originally posted by Yumcarrots
hug1

OH NO YOU DIDN'T!
mhm

rickyduck
Hey Bardock, you'll never guess what im listening to!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111111111
1111111111111111111111111

Bardock42
Originally posted by rickyduck
Hey Bardock, you'll never guess what im listening to!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111111111
1111111111111111111111111

The Smiths - How Soon is now.

Fiann@
Originally posted by K.Diddy
Brang me in a beer and it was warm,So I layed her out cold on the floor and she hasn't gotten back up in 2 days blink


I would see if she is alright............but I know she doesn't like to be woke up blink

confused But she has never slept for 2 days on a floor before.......

confused What should I do? But why would anyone care? confused

rickyduck
Originally posted by Bardock42
The Smiths - How Soon is now.


ROFL....... i prefer stone roses. BOHEMIAM RAPHSODY!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111111111111111111 i must be cool eek!

Bardock42
Originally posted by Fiann@
But why would anyone care? confused

Well it seems that enough people cared for 4 pages so....

rickyduck
Originally posted by rickyduck
If this thread was made today, and you did it last night, and shes been out for 2 days???????????? mad

Bardock42
Originally posted by rickyduck
ROFL....... i prefer stone roses. BOHEMIAM RAPHSODY!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111111111111111111 i must be cool eek!

Yeah, that IS pretty cool. A very good song.

Fiann@
Originally posted by Bardock42
Well it seems that enough people cared for 4 pages so.... That worries me loads....huh

rickyduck
But Sanctuary doesnt think so cry

Bloigen
Originally posted by Bardock42
Yeah, that IS pretty cool. A very good song.

Meh...

rickyduck
Hey! you posted that a split second after me!blowup

Bardock42
Originally posted by Fiann@
That worries me loads....huh

Well I found it quite funny...so i posted..but I think it is mostly people that have to express their disagreement and how much they don't care.

rickyduck
DAMN IT HAPPENED AGAIN!

Bardock42
Originally posted by rickyduck
But Sanctuary doesnt think so cry

What a whore no expression

Originally posted by Bloigen
Meh...
It is.

rickyduck
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO :O! you said whore

Bloigen
Originally posted by rickyduck
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO :O! you said whore

What the f**k?

rickyduck
What the f**k?What the f**k?What the f**k?What the f**k?What the f**k?What the f**k?What the f**k?What the f**k?What the f**k?

Bardock42
Originally posted by rickyduck
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO :O! you said whore

Yes. I did. How do you know?

rickyduck
mind reading stick out tongue

Bardock42
Originally posted by rickyduck
mind reading stick out tongue

Very good.

rickyduck
Yes. It was.

Yumcarrots
Originally posted by Bloigen
OH NO YOU DIDN'T!
mhm

evillaugh

K.Diddy
Originally posted by Morning_Glory
sleeping

I think you should save some money and move out and stop mooching off of mom and pops! roll eyes (sarcastic)


stick out tongue I'm still waiting to move in with you

K.Diddy
Originally posted by willman
you evil son of a bi*ch, girls are not slaves. i hope you get locked away and they throw away the key u mean piece of sh*t. go 2 hell.



laughing laughing laughing

GuitarBunny
Originally posted by a1hsauce
you know you have no gurl stick out tongue && if he did...she'd prolly kill herself...or turn lesbain. happy

Leo.M
Originally posted by K.Diddy
Brang me in a beer and it was warm,So I layed her out cold on the floor and she hasn't gotten back up in 2 days blink


I would see if she is alright............but I know she doesn't like to be woke up blink

confused But she has never slept for 2 days on a floor before.......

confused What should I do?

you sick man shock

Originally posted by K.Diddy
I kicked her pretty hard and a couple of her teeth fell out and her nose started bleeding, but the ***** still wont wake up



mad When she DOES wake up, she is gonna feel my pimp hand cause I've had to cook my own dinner for the 2 days she has been out.

laughing hysterical

Leo.M
Originally posted by GuitarBunny
&& if he did...she'd prolly kill herself...or turn lesbain. happy

laughing hysterical

LiL nAstY GirL
Originally posted by Morning_Glory
sleeping

I think you should save some money and move out and stop mooching off of mom and pops! roll eyes (sarcastic)

Oh shit....you're my idol laughing laughing

K.Diddy
Originally posted by GuitarBunny
&& if he did...she'd prolly kill herself...or turn lesbain. happy


sad That explains why my last 2 girlfriends hanged themself.

LethalFemme
how did this make it to 100 post? lol

Leo.M
Originally posted by LethalFemme
how did this make it to 100 post? lol

K.Diddy's threads always get lots of post stick out tongue

K.Diddy
Originally posted by DarkC
I can honestly say that you deserve a very, very painful death to treat your own girl that way.


laughing out loud If you are as stupid as I think you could be............you deserve a even slower death

LethalFemme
Originally posted by Leo.M
K.Diddy's threads always get lots of post stick out tongue

oh so now people are insulting him........I get it now stick out tongue laughing out loud

K.Diddy
Originally posted by LethalFemme
oh so now people are insulting him........I get it now stick out tongue laughing out loud


confused I dont, but it is simple to make your threads get a lot of post's, cause I simply act like a dumb ass, and then take advantage of a lot of nerds on this forum who think they are smarter then they actually are big grin

LethalFemme
Originally posted by K.Diddy
confused I dont, but it is simple to make your threads get a lot of post's, cause I simply act like a dumb ass, and then take advantage of a lot of nerds on this forum who think they are smarter then they actually are big grin

I've noticed a lot of people only post in your threads to get the chance to insult you...........but i dont cause I'm just like that cool

K.Diddy
Originally posted by LethalFemme
I've noticed a lot of people only post in your threads to get the chance to insult you..........


laughing out loud You are right, but the funny thing is all they are doing is bumping my thread.

LethalFemme
Originally posted by K.Diddy
laughing out loud You are right, but the funny thing is all they are doing is bumping my thread.

I'm always right angel

K.Diddy
Originally posted by LethalFemme
I'm always right angel


big grin No, I think I am the only person in the world who is always right.

Death_Stalker13
Originally posted by K.Diddy
big grin No, I think I am the only person in the world who is always right.

not stick out tongue

Coldfire
Originally posted by K.Diddy
big grin No, I think I am the only person in the world who is always right.
laughing out loud

K.Diddy
Originally posted by Coldfire
laughing out loud


smile I am serious

Morning_Glory
this thread is still here

Morning_Glory
Originally posted by K.Diddy
smile I am serious

are you from Australia?

K.Diddy
Originally posted by Morning_Glory
are you from Australia?


roll eyes (sarcastic) Your fast

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