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Some kid, was doing IT with his vaccum(God only knows why) but he didn't know that ealier in the week his mother used the vaccum to suck up some hobo spiders. Well the spiders started biting him you know where. And then he got stuck, so he was rushed to the hospital with the vaccum still attached.

With, hobo spiders, there is a 50% chance of a venom injection, and if you want to see some effects of hobo spider bites google image search 'Hobo Spiders'.

Tell me something worse than this. Think about it, everybody that knows you knows that you were doing it with a vaccum, and got bitten in the schlong by a spider, and everybody you know knows the whole story. Even the ambulance people know because you were sent in an ambulance with the vaccum attached. Imagine what the other people at the hospital thought when they brought him in.

I think its pretty funny though, since it didn't happen to me.

Why is he doing IT witha vacuum in the first place?

Hahaha what in the hell would bring somebody to do it to a vaccume?

Originally posted by DanZeke25
Only God knows, only God knows.

Actually, I don't even think God knows this one.

Reminds me of Officer Doofy from Scary Movie 1.

I've heard stories like that before....doubt it's true.

One would assume that when one does it with a vacuum it is to simulate fellatio, therefore the vacuum must have been on see "Scary movie".

otherwise, vacuum off would just hurt like heck, judging by the sharpness of the edges.

I do not believe this story is true.

Originally posted by Koala MeatPie
One would assume that when one does it with a vacuum it is to simulate fellatio, therefore the vacuum must have been on see "Scary movie".

otherwise, vacuum off would just hurt like heck, judging by the sharpness of the edges.

I do not believe this story is true.

Even if its not true, its still funny as hell.

Real Or Not Real: Jeeze, go get the real thing, man.

Originally posted by DanZeke25
Some kid, was doing IT with his vaccum(God only knows why) but he didn't know that ealier in the week his mother used the vaccum to suck up some hobo spiders. Well the spiders started biting him you know where. And then he got stuck, so he was rushed to the hospital with the vaccum still attached.
With, hobo spiders, there is a 50% chance of a venom injection, and if you want to see some effects of hobo spider bites google image search 'Hobo Spiders'.
Tell me something worse than this.

I suppose if the vacuum tore it right off then sucked all the blood out til he was a shriveled, pale husk...that would be worse.

Originally posted by Mindship
I suppose if the vacuum tore it right off then sucked all the blood out til he was a shriveled, pale husk...that would be worse.
And later on in life having to explain to his significant other that his penis was tragically sucked off by a vacuum.

Originally posted by Mindship
I suppose if the vacuum tore it right off then sucked all the blood out til he was a shriveled, pale husk...that would be worse.

Visual.....ouch....I feel the need to put ice on my groin now...