Stupid crimes/Jokes

A guy walking a dog gets into a fight with 5 neighbors and they beat the crap out of the guy very bad. The guy gets mad and the next day he gets a live grenade ( he was in the army or something) and sees the people from a far in a group while, walking his dog again and he then throws the grenade at them to kill them all, but the only problem was the dog ran and got the grenade and brought it back to the owner(playing fetch)..that got to suck 😐

Guy robs a store and gets away with it but a week later he goes grocery shopping at the same store he robbed. 😐

Gut robs the bank accross the street from him and trys to get away to his house......another guy drops his wallet with his id and adress in it while robbing the bank.

The funny part is, that some of these are true 😐

Now tell a real story or a made up one of your own.

One day in an apartment building a woman tried aggressively to rape a man. Although she tried furiously the man thought they were having dry sex 🏴‍☠️

No matter what..you can not rape a man if you are a woman because i don't think they will care.

Agreed

There be a thread for Jokes.

Search Cyber 😄

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
There be a thread for Jokes.

Search Cyber 😄

Originally posted by Cyber Ninja
These are crime/real stories(some are real) 😈

😂

a guy walks into a bank an tries to rob it the security door secures the store clerk behind the counter so he heads for the door he pushes and pushes but the door won't open he is panicing then a old lady comes to the bank and pushes the door open from the other side he was dumb enough not to read the sign on the door that says pull to open

lol i see people do that all the time at stores.

There was a guy that thought he could rob MacDonalds but when he was fleeing with the money he tripped and his head, neck and some of his shoulders fell into the deep fat frier.

Originally posted by Cyber Ninja
These are crime/real stories(some are real) 😈

these are really crap real or not they should learn to do it properly

Originally posted by TwisterGamerX
A guy walking a dog gets into a fight with 5 neighbors and they beat the crap out of the guy very bad. The guy gets mad and the next day he gets a live grenade ( he was in the army or something) and sees the people from a far in a group while, walking his dog again and he then throws the grenade at them to kill them all, but the only problem was the dog ran and got the grenade and brought it back to the owner(playing fetch)..that got to suck 😐

Guy robs a store and gets away with it but a week later he goes grocery shopping at the same store he robbed. 😐

Gut robs the bank accross the street from him and trys to get away to his house......another guy drops his wallet with his id and adress in it while robbing the bank.

The funny part is, that some of these are true 😐

Now tell a real story or a made up one of your own.

Originally posted by Bloigen
There was a guy that thought he could rob MacDonalds but when he was fleeing with the money he tripped and his head, neck and some of his shoulders fell into the deep fat frier.

Originally posted by xyz jedi
Yeah, that really hurt. You shouldn't joke about it.

I just made it up...

True story: About a year ago, I was watching that show "Busted on the Job" on FOX. Its a show where surveillance cameras show people commiting crimes at work, and its usually just cooks spitting in food, but this one really stood out to me.......

There was a hidden camera in a funeral home, because kids or whatever had been breaking in at night, right?. Well on this one particular day after a open-casket funeral, everyone left, and the priest returned later that day and actually stole the wedding ring from the dead man's hand! "You won't be needing this where your going, pal." is what he said as he took his ring off. He arrested the next day.

......some people just have no respect for the dead I guess.

*Note to self*: Dont have an open-casket funeral.

Originally posted by ladygrim
these are really crap real or not they should learn to do it properly

Huh?