A Jawa vs. Wicket
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Twilight Janick
The setting: Alderaan, bare-handed.
Lord Septimus
Jawa, obviously.
henniestevens
I think Wicket, he is bigger (jawa's are skinny), he has teeth and he is a bit of a warrior. Jawa's are selling scrapmetal for a living and get the shit beat out of them every night by the sandpeople.
The outcome of this fight is the same as in a fight between a black bear and a crack-junkie. The bear wins...
DE Calvin
But the Jawa is...well..a JAWA!
For the record, we don't even know if JAWAas are skinny...
Lord Septimus
Originally posted by henniestevens
I think Wicket, he is bigger (jawa's are skinny), he has teeth and he is a bit of a warrior. Jawa's are selling scrapmetal for a living and get the shit beat out of them every night by the sandpeople.
The outcome of this fight is the same as in a fight between a black bear and a crack-junkie. The bear wins...
Jawa has a Gun.
Wicket has a stick.
Jawa > Wicket.
DiamondBullets
Originally posted by Lord Septimus
Jawa has a Gun.
Wicket has a stick.
Jawa > Wicket.
Dude, he pointed out that its a bare-handed match.
bare-handed: bear > crackhead
Captain REX
Wait, is this the average Jawa, or a Jawa of the Jawa Order of Jawas?
darthsith19
A bare-handed match? Wicket. Jawa's might be uber strong under their robes but somehow I doubt it.
JaehSkywalker
one word:wicket...
Twilight Janick
These conclusions are valid only because no one has any kind of experience with Alderaan terrain.
Lord Septimus
Wicket loses. Those little shits may be good in groups, but they're pussies in general. Wicket was scared of a Woman. Imagine if a hooded figure walks up to him with yellow eyes. He'll shit his pants while the Jawa kicks the living crap out of him. Jawas are intelligent. You see the shit they drive? How they can gather the intelligence to create droids and even weaponry to disable them? I can imagine they can apply some of their intelligence in a fight. Jawas have proven smart and that would help them with a fight. An Ewok? Hell, their weapons are sticks and they don't even know what hats are.
And if this is a Jawa Order Jawa, Wicket is done.
A regular Jawa could kick his ass anyways.
DiamondBullets
Originally posted by Lord Septimus
Those little shits may be good in groups, but they're pussies in general.
..............aaaaaaaaaand Jawas aren't??????
Ewoks= honorable warriors with true fighting spirits
Jawas= no honor whatsoever; purposely selling fukked up droids. The closest thing they have to a fighting spirit is disabling an astro-droid.
Wicket wasn't scared as in "Oh Lord, she gon' kill me!", no. He was weary of a stranger who shouldn't have been there in the first place. (who wouldn't be?)
Consider this: Which one (Jawas or Ewoks) got slaughtered by a bunch of near-sighted stormtroopers who cant hit the broad side of a barn????.......which is even made more pathetic cuz the Jawas have higher technology.
A bear vs a rodent..........gee this is tough
"Yipcha!" > "Utiini!"
Dark Aristokrat
Originally posted by Lord Septimus
Wicket loses. Those little shits may be good in groups, but they're pussies in general. Wicket was scared of a Woman. Imagine if a hooded figure walks up to him with yellow eyes. He'll shit his pants while the Jawa kicks the living crap out of him. Jawas are intelligent. You see the shit they drive? How they can gather the intelligence to create droids and even weaponry to disable them? I can imagine they can apply some of their intelligence in a fight. Jawas have proven smart and that would help them with a fight. An Ewok? Hell, their weapons are sticks and they don't even know what hats are.
And if this is a Jawa Order Jawa, Wicket is done.
A regular Jawa could kick his ass anyways.
Word, brutha.
Lord Septimus
Originally posted by DiamondBullets
..............aaaaaaaaaand Jawas aren't??????
Ewoks= honorable warriors with true fighting spirits
Jawas= no honor whatsoever; purposely selling fukked up droids. The closest thing they have to a fighting spirit is disabling an astro-droid.
Wicket wasn't scared as in "Oh Lord, she gon' kill me!", no. He was weary of a stranger who shouldn't have been there in the first place. (who wouldn't be?)
Consider this: Which one (Jawas or Ewoks) got slaughtered by a bunch of near-sighted stormtroopers who cant hit the broad side of a barn????.......which is even made more pathetic cuz the Jawas have higher technology.
A bear vs a rodent..........gee this is tough
"Yipcha!" > "Utiini!"
Rodent? Now you know what they are?
Wicket was scared! He went to the point of hiding and running away.
Disabling an astro droid? Is that the same one that kicked the shit out of several Seperatist Droids? The same one who distracted Grievous and his guards long enough for two Jedi to get their Lightsabers?
Jawas droids f*cked up? They sold Artoo, didn't they? And their droids are fine.
I don't see the Ewoks scampering around in what is basically a moving building.
Consider this: The Ewoks got slammed by the Stormtroopers during the fight to Endor. And lots of them lived because there were thousands around. Jawas roll together in small groups. And I loved it when they showed that Ewok corpse on screen.
One on one fight? Wicket gets hulk smashed.
DE Calvin
Did you see the Ewoks, diamond bullets? They used arrows in an age with laser blasters.
Twilight Janick
Originally posted by Captain REX
Wait, is this the average Jawa, or a Jawa of the Jawa Order of Jawas?
Pretty much the average Jawa.
And please, don't involve the weapons or the terrain in the debate, the setting has been made clear: both would face on Alderaan, bare-handed. Your question would be: Are Jawas smart enough to make boxing gloves?
DiamondBullets
Originally posted by Lord Septimus
Rodent? Now you know what they are?
Wicket was scared! He went to the point of hiding and running away.
Disabling an astro droid? Is that the same one that kicked the shit out of several Seperatist Droids? The same one who distracted Grievous and his guards long enough for two Jedi to get their Lightsabers?
Jawas droids f*cked up? They sold Artoo, didn't they? And their droids are fine.
I don't see the Ewoks scampering around in what is basically a moving building.
Consider this: The Ewoks got slammed by the Stormtroopers during the fight to Endor. And lots of them lived because there were thousands around. Jawas roll together in small groups. And I loved it when they showed that Ewok corpse on screen.
One on one fight? Wicket gets hulk smashed.
They sold R4-D5, which exploded after like 3 feet. It was at Threepio's behest that they managed to acquire Artoo.
That Ewok corpse was not nearly as satisfying as watching Threepio throwing the filthy corpse of a Jawa into a campfire!
"I find those Jawa's to be rather disgusting creature's."
-Threepio
Have you read the Mos Eisley Cantina Anthologies?; everyone hates Jawas........Wuher the Bartender, Labria, The Wolfman, The Gotal, The Duros, The Ithorian, The Bith Band, Muftak and Kabe, The Tonnika Sisters, Dannik Jerriko............EVERYONE
Twilight Janick
Then Ewoks are likely to hate Jawas as well.
Commander K
Originally posted by DiamondBullets
Have you read the Mos Eisley Cantina Anthologies?; everyone hates Jawas........Wuher the Bartender, Labria, The Wolfman, The Gotal, The Duros, The Ithorian, The Bith Band, Muftak and Kabe, The Tonnika Sisters, Dannik Jerriko............EVERYONE
Err...So? EVERYONE hates a SITH LORD, SL are damn powerful.
JaehSkywalker
We are talking about Jawas and ewoks, not sith lords. don't compare 'em to SLs.
Bare-handed, i still say wicket. Jawa looks smaller than it...
Commander K
Originally posted by JaehSkywalker
We are talking about Jawas and ewoks, not sith lords. don't compare 'em to SLs.
Bare-handed, i still say wicket. Jawa looks smaller than it...
Jawas ARE SITH LORDS Jaeh! THEY ARE SITH LORDS!
JaehSkywalker
give me name of a jawa sith lord........ Come on.... give one...
Faroth
Lord Septimus! Although he may be a Jedi....
Tangible God
Originally posted by Commander K
Jawas ARE SITH LORDS Jaeh! THEY ARE SITH LORDS! You're such a f*cking suck up. I'm sure "teh Sorgo" looks up to this.
Commander K
Originally posted by Tangible God
You're such a f*cking suck up. I'm sure "teh Sorgo" looks up to this.
Insulting me Tangible God? You do *NOT* want to do that!
DiamondBullets
Originally posted by Tangible God
You're such a f*cking suck up. I'm sure "teh Sorgo" looks up to this.
Commander K, do you wanna kleenex to wipe that shit off your nose?
Ogami Itto
would need more than one kleenex
Commander K
I think im gonna report two more people soon.
Twilight Janick
Just hope I'm not targeted.
DE Calvin
Originally posted by Ogami Itto
would need more than one kleenex
Only if we are talking about your tongue, ass licker. Just cause you have a sharp tongue, doesn't mean you have a keen mind.
DE Calvin
You just PWNT yourself.
henniestevens
He must be going to the same darkroom...
DE Calvin
Yes, he PWNT you, you idiot.
DE Calvin
Originally posted by henniestevens
He must be going to the same darkroom...
He PWNT you.
DE Calvin
Learn how to comprehend sentences. If thats to hard use reading startegies or go here.
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DE Calvin
Would it kill you to use proper spelling?
Lord Septimus
Originally posted by DiamondBullets
They sold R4-D5, which exploded after like 3 feet. It was at Threepio's behest that they managed to acquire Artoo.
That Ewok corpse was not nearly as satisfying as watching Threepio throwing the filthy corpse of a Jawa into a campfire!
"I find those Jawa's to be rather disgusting creature's."
-Threepio
Have you read the Mos Eisley Cantina Anthologies?; everyone hates Jawas........Wuher the Bartender, Labria, The Wolfman, The Gotal, The Duros, The Ithorian, The Bith Band, Muftak and Kabe, The Tonnika Sisters, Dannik Jerriko............EVERYONE
You mean Tales from the Mos Eisley Cantina?
Dude, they don't make fun of Jawas ONCE in that book. I know because I OWN THE DAMN THING!
They talk about Jawas in the Swap meet story and then question how one of the Jawas got ahold of a Blaster rifle. That's all.
Threepios behest? Are you a fool? R2-D2 was alone when the Jawa punked him with a Gun and jacked him up.
Script time:
They holster strange and complex weapons
Jawas carry Artoo out of the canyon to a huge
tank-like vehicle the size of a four-story house.
In the
middle of the scrap heap sit a dozen or so robots of various
shapes and sizes. Some are engaged in electronic conversation,
while others simply mill about.
The Jawas make shitty droids, yet the ones they're making are having conversation and moving around the area?
Threepio shouldn't be saying shit. He was begging one of them not to shoot him in the Sandcrawler.
Tangible God
Originally posted by Commander K
I think im gonna report two more people soon. No!....Not.......................A REPORTING!!!!!
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