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Name speaks for itself.

What? How would the be possible?

I don't know, Flash was there to and the spider bit him, something like that. What if's sometimes put people in places that they wouldn't normally be.

Alot of times but....anyway...a superfast Spidey....hm.

Pete would be having his ass kicked without even realising hit.

Originally posted by Spideys Sister
Alot of times but....anyway...a superfast Spidey....hm. I think they meant Flash Thompson, not The Flash.

That s indeed who I meant.

Well, wed have a new super villain in town but hed be pounded by a rival or Cap America maybe...

Maybe. But spidey can kick caps ass, so if flash had spideys powers he would kick caps ass.

Thompson would become a villain most likely, but probably one of those villains who eventually turns good - not long before they end up dying.

Maybe, not a villain but he is not responsible with his powers and only shows his identity to all the jocks at school and the girls. He wouldn't realy fight crime and would most likely get killed by a super villain as he doesn't train enough.

already happened in a WHAT IF story. Flash gets the spider powers. he becomes later a bad guy and is stopped by peter (and this without any powers)

How was he stopped? And when did this happen?

If this has already happened, why the hell are we talking about it

I have to look for the issue but Peter stopped him with some self made gadget and mechanic spider arms.

So here you can find the info for the issue

http://www.marvunapp.com/Appendix3/earthparkervsspidey.htm

You ruined my thread!!!!!!! This is an unhappy moment for me!!!!

Sorry but next time you should do better researches.

Ignoring the What if as just one take on it, here's my 2 cents: Flash, at the time when the radioactive spider was around, was a typical jock, an athlete and a bully. He would likely use his powers to advance his athletic career while at the same time using them to victemize the weak. He would likely become a rather nasty supervillain.

He did, but lets say uhm that Peter hadn't made that gadget to stop Flash, what then?

Flash ain't too bright. Maybe he'd end up like Carnage?? Killing people because he can.

He'd be a villain but the type who got killed easily... a bit of a loser a la Quentin Beck!e

Well I have to wonder what he would be like if he ever got the venom symbiote. An even bigger bully.

Originally posted by steverules
He did, but lets say uhm that Peter hadn't made that gadget to stop Flash, what then?


well flash would have been stopped by someone else..............

Obviously, hes a jerk not a criminal at heart and even if he turned to crime, hed get all wusswy and killed...

Originally posted by willRules
well flash would have been stopped by someone else..............



Well duh, but who?

He would become:

The Spectacular Spider-Douche!

LOL!

Flash is Fred. Can we call him Fred Tompson insted? Anywho...That'd be lame cause in the hard cover vol.1 +2 Bendis planded him to be expermented on by Norman.

I guess you could call him Fred, but why are we calling him Fred?

His ultimate name is Fred but his 616 counter parts real name is Eugene.

OK, well thats wierd I coulda sworn that his ultimate name was Flash! I even have some ultimate spidey comics with him in so I'll check them out later.

Yeah Flash is his nick name in them.

Oh right. Didn't know that, but Fred is a kinda funny name for a bully!

Well I guess this answers everybody's questions. It was a nice thread.

confused

Fred. Heh. Makes me think of Flash in Scooby Doo.

Jinkeys.

Wolf man wants some scooby snacks.

Originally posted by DBZ MAN
His ultimate name is Fred but his 616 counter parts real name is Eugene. Originally posted by steverules
OK, well thats wierd I coulda sworn that his ultimate name was Flash! I even have some ultimate spidey comics with him in so I'll check them out later. n vol.11 MJ called Flash by his first name when he addmitted he wanted Peteys help to ask Gwen out. Then in viol.13 On the girls bathroom stall it reads "He's called Flash for a reason..."
You have to hit pueberty to get that one.

Fred!?That's almost as bad as EUGENE!

I know!

AAAHHHHH! Now I can see why that bastard prefers "Flash"!

WTF!?!

He's called Flash for a reason...

Yeah, but whats the reason?

Dude...some chic scored with Flash and wrote it in the bathroom....anymore ovious?

It's a lot better than Eugene!

Yeah Eugene would mean that Pete would be bullying him. LOL

Peter kicks Eugenes ass in so many ways! That's why Petes a forensics scientist and Flash is Peter's daughters gym teacher....ahhh, Irony.

How could Flash be a "gym" teacher? He has no "discipline"! Jesus...

Originally posted by Knightfall93
How could Flash be a "gym" teacher? He has no "discipline"! Jesus... What?

What?

Power and Personality differ.

They certainly do.

indubitabley

uh yeah.

??? I have no idea what we're talking about but definitely

I don't know either.

alot of short posts..

Sure... yeah... right.... of course! Maybe...???

I know.

For sure 'tis true, mon sirrah!

I want some powa!

....Okay then...yeah











































This isn't right on sooooooo many levals.

I know.

Yes indeedy!

We seriously need to talk about the topic before things get outta hand.

....That would be. Eugene Fred Flash Tompson?

Poor guy, no wonder he became a bully.

He became a bully cause he's a jock and has nothing better to do with his time.

Yeah and he has a sad name.

Very sad.

He's probably jealous that Pete has a better name so he bullys him to make himself feel better.

"You, w**ker! I'm gonna pound you to a pulp..."
"But... but why!?"
"Because... Jesus, I am so sad! I'm attackin' a guy because his name's better than mine! Chjrist..."

Poor Pete never saw his good name coming. And he paid for it.

Hey, Peter is hardly the greatest name in history... my dad's called Peter but, well, it's a li'l bit old fashioned! We need heroes with hip common names like...
Dan
Matt
Algernon

And Steve. My uncle is called Peter.

Alex, that's new- ish... it's always minor characters who get the decent names... and who was the last "Nick" you heard of in comics... Nick Fury, I don't mind sharing a name with him but... Nick Scratch!? AAAAAAAHHHHH

How about there are a new group called "The Presenmts" and they are just way more modern...
Steve
Matt
Dan
Joe
Alex

Yeah sounds good.

We're re-nameing Flash?

Yeah. LOL, and He's Aunt May now!

That ***** had a sex change to?



























(that was me making funny BTW)

It was very funny.

Oh ha dee ha...

.Okay bored again. Let's make fun of the way he makes fun of Petey.

I would've liked to have seen Pete hung on a hook or wedgied then hung on a hook by his boxers. lol

I would like to see aunt may as spider-aunt or something
wouldn't that be cool? huh? huh? lol

They should have done that when Pete gave blood for her.

spider-aunt- spider-aunt...does whatever a spider can't....lol

Arthritis slows her down. Police get to a crime scene earlier. Yup the Avengers should be giving her a call any minute now.

"spider-aunt speaking here! wait a minute, have to get my false new teeth, okay you may speak now! f*ck I webbed my teeth together...can you hold on a minute!"

LOVE IT!
"Spider aunt, Spider Aunt,
Does whatver a spider CAN'T,
Spin a web, any size,
catches the flu, just like doin'a poo,
Look ouuuuuuuut! Here comes the Spider aunt,
Whenever the MAN can't,
Heere comes the Spider Aunt!"
My additions sucked

Yeah they do lol. Eeeeeewwwww poo, lovely. Gettin a metal image. Curse you. I'm sure Jarvis still loves her no matter what.

WTF are you talking about you guys? Thats not right.

Don't ask me ask knightfall93, he's the one talking about Aunt Mays constipation!

Whoa! Okay...what the hell is this thread doing in existance?

actually I started about spider-aunt lol, Knightfall just followed...so blame me hehe
"singing" -spider-aunt, spider-aunt...does whatever a spider can't!-

I am disappointed with the both of you. You should be ashamed of yourselves, now go to your room. The both of you. Kids these days.

I'm just a guy with a lot of imagination...too bad you lack that

Me..........lack of imagination. Excuse me but I was the one who asked if I asked if I could have aliens in my detective story in english. lol.

and I heard of spidey while you didn't even exist! kids... lol

And I'll be reading him while your being cremated so enjoy spidey while you still can.

I dont want to brag but when you got the money to extend your life...well then you do it
Are you gonna do the same

lol 15 years difference between you and me. I Will be reading comix while you are stuck in a vase.

You won't even be able to read anyway if you sit in front of the screen so long

anyway we're getting off topic (actually there isn't really a topic but I can't keep lecturing a kid...)

Me a kid, only means I will live longer. I bet your not even married or let alone have girlfriend. Me on the other........oh I don't want to brag.

lol, I thought that was a joke. Don't worry I won't take her from you. I may be a kid but that just means I'm gonna live longer than you, in my eyes thats a bonus.

I'm just teasing you with the kid thing...you're not gonna live longer than me...you don't know that...there's a difference to what age you get and to what year you get...if I die in the same year as you I lived longer than you

I'm gonna die young am I. Thanx. Promise me you'll never have kids.

Originally posted by steverules
I'm gonna die young am I. Thanx. Promise me you'll never have kids.

die young? I don't know 75 is not young and who knows I might make it to 85 lol...and actually yeah we're already planning for kids
so no promising...

So your gonna have kids.............but then that means (and no offense) that your kids will be bastards. Unless you are getting married.

ok funs over, I think this has gone far enough...

Agreed.

Originally posted by steverules
So your gonna have kids.............but then that means (and no offense) that your kids will be bastards. Unless you are getting married.


That's Ye Olde type values, no one thinks that way anymore, and if they do they are seriously mental. Cascador and I will marry and have kids, I dont really mind the order and certainly wont be thinking about that. I'll see if our kids turn out as bastards when they grow up

From Spider-man to this??

Yeah this was all cascador I had nothing to do with it. -runs away-

Originally posted by steverules
-runs away-

That speaks for itself

Originally posted by Cascador
I would like to see aunt may as spider-aunt or something
wouldn't that be cool? huh? huh? lol

Originally posted by Cascador
actually I started about spider-aunt lol, Knightfall just followed...so blame me hehe
"singing" -spider-aunt, spider-aunt...does whatever a spider can't!-

Your point being?

You started it, not me.

I started the spider-aunt thing...I didn't start the bitching around...calling my children bastards...calling someone a kid...it was meant to be a joke yes...but then you crossed the line...that's all I'm gonna say...

I didn't cross any line. I spoke the truth, and didn't mean any offense. Thats what a child is if he is born before his parents are married, it's in the dictionary if you don't believe me. I'm sorry if I offended you, but I didn't ask if you were gonna have kids and you didn't have to tell me did you. I know a bastard myself, he goes to my school.

Now I think we should drop this whole thing before this goes off topic and gets closed.

okay let's just start again and forget the whole thing, okay?
btw...getting off topic here? Is not such a bad thing if you look what the topic is lol

Yeah thats fine with me, never should have gone of topic. Ok glad thats sorted and out the way.



Not so bad. lol, but anyway....lets get back to spider-aunt (even though thats off topic too).

Originally posted by steverules
I didn't cross any line. I spoke the truth, and didn't mean any offense. Thats what a child is if he is born before his parents are married, it's in the dictionary if you don't believe me. I'm sorry if I offended you, but I didn't ask if you were gonna have kids and you didn't have to tell me did you. I know a bastard myself, he goes to my school.

So that means that our ancestory is consumed with bastards, marriage is a recent invension of human beings, connected with religious reasons and (once upon a time and still in other societies) a method of men controlling or "owning" women, hence why women takes the name of the man. There may be a technical word for it, but you use the word "bastard" because you choose to. I know many people who have children and live together but are not married.

Well I didn't know any other..........subtle way to say it. Some people have kids before marriage and I thought that was the thechnical way to put it.............how else do I say it?


Great going off topic again.

Illegitimate, matey, that's a word for it. And that makess my niece a bastard, dammit...

Yeah, well the person I know could hear his parents uh well, making more babies.

Originally posted by steverules
Well I didn't know any other..........subtle way to say it. Some people have kids before marriage and I thought that was the thechnical way to put it.............how else do I say it?


Great going off topic again.


There are other offensive terms that are in the dictionary, doesnt mean we use them. But yeah, at 15/ 16 I didnt mind using such words either cause I didnt know better

Well I didn't know any other way to put it. I didn't mean it in any kind of offense.

OMG do you ppl have problems! You guys have more issues than a magizine! Fighting about whos gonna get laid and have kids....Shame!

My thread is gonna get closed, and it was going so well.

Right thats it, no more off topic posts, I don't want to see my thread get closed.

That WAS off topic when you told us not to do off topics... and this is off topic!

...................................so spider-aunt ey?

yes indeedy. this is off topic too... we're on a "what if Flash was spidey" thread or whatevr...

chair

It's a Flash Spidey threadish thingy. Right?

Yup.

This has been discused and finished. Sorry Stevie. It's over.

Flash would suck as Spider-Man!

Originally posted by Spideys Sister
This has been discused and finished. Sorry Stevie. It's over.

Darn.

didnt the spider choose peter or did i loose my mind

Yeah it did.

Choose? Like spin the bottle?

No, it was Peter's destiny or somethin.

that would be evil because flash would probably go crazy with power and become an evil spidey

What If comics are the result of habit, just like smoking.

Originally posted by carnageandvenom
that would be evil because flash would probably go crazy with power and become an evil spidey No falsh would be too stupid, he'd just play foot ball and cheat with his powers and then give super super atomic wedgies to peter.