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I am not lying

i have had the ****ING hiccups this hole goddamned day....and i'm just going to cut out my lungs and push all of the hiccups out and then go on a massive punching in the face spree

*looks at vinny*

I lost to Vinny in a duel...

do wut i do, hold youre breath really hard and tough and and hold it in for ten seconds

Originally posted by JacopeX
do wut i do, hold youre breath really hard and tough and and hold it in for ten seconds i even hiccup when my breath is being held....and i have a cold...so whenever i breath in deep i cough up a damn skank

The world record on having the hiccups is 3 years (non-stop, homes!) So I guess you might have some time in the land of the living left, it just might suck ass if you are destined to break the record...

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
i even hiccup when my breath is being held....and i have a cold...so whenever i breath in deep i cough up a damn skank

Oh man....

Originally posted by Pandemoniac
The world record on having the hiccups is 3 years (non-stop, homes!) So I guess you might have some time in the land of the living left, it just might suck ass if you are destined to break the record...
Thought it was 61 years...

Originally posted by Pandemoniac
The world record on having the hiccups is 3 years (non-stop, homes!) So I guess you might have some time in the land of the living left, it just might suck ass if you are destined to break the record... holy perrywinklesOriginally posted by DarkC
Thought it was 61 years... 61 year!?!?! thats like someones whole life

Originally posted by DarkC
Thought it was 61 years...

Thats SOO a lie! cos i went on the un-official site and it said the longest consecutive time a person has had the hiccups is 4 and a half years and his name was Ricky Duckworth.

Originally posted by Pandemoniac
The world record on having the hiccups is 3 years (non-stop, homes!) So I guess you might have some time in the land of the living left, it just might suck ass if you are destined to break the record...

actually....

Rickyduck got owned.

Originally posted by rickyduck
Thats SOO a lie! cos i went on the un-official site and it said the longest consecutive time a person has had the hiccups is 4 and a half years and his name was Ricky Duckworth.

Originally posted by Lord Magnus
Rickyduck got owned.

However did you come up with the idea it was me?

Originally posted by T.M
actually....

holy moses with some ketchup

I gave you Hiccups HAH

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
I gave you Hiccups HAH you biatch

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
you biatch

Damn right

Originally posted by DarkC
Thought it was 61 years...

No way. It might have been 4 or even 5 years, as I wasn't 100% sure on it, but still aiming close.
Come on! who would go through 61 (SIXTY-ONE!!!) years of suffering the hiccups without seeking medical attention or just plain old shooting their head of, as a torment that durable must drive one totally nuts.
The record is 'just' a few years, and that still makes me wonder why the subject of it did not choose one of the solutions I mentioned above in all that time.

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Damn right wankerOriginally posted by Pandemoniac
No way. It might have been 4 or even 5 years, as I wasn't 100% sure on it, but still aiming close.
Come on! who would go through 61 (SIXTY-ONE!!!) years of suffering the hiccups without seeking medical attention or just plain old shooting their head of, as a torment that durable must drive one totally nuts.
The record is 'just' a few years, and that still makes me wonder why the subject of it did not choose one of the solutions I mentioned above in all that time. i think i would become emo and cut myself

Originally posted by Pandemoniac
No way. It might have been 4 or even 5 years, as I wasn't 100% sure on it, but still aiming close.
Come on! who would go through 61 (SIXTY-ONE!!!) years of suffering the hiccups without seeking medical attention or just plain old shooting their head of, as a torment that durable must drive one totally nuts.
The record is 'just' a few years, and that still makes me wonder why the subject of it did not choose one of the solutions I mentioned above in all that time.

read my post it was 68 years

It was ricky duckworth! im telling the truth... 4 and three quarters.24533 years with hiccups and then he died 2 minutes after he stopped, but forenzics believe that he died as soon as his hiccups stopped, and the grunting noises were just gas escaping

Originally posted by T.M
actually....





I'll check that piece of info over, seems hard to believe

Originally posted by Pandemoniac
I'll check that piece of info over, seems hard to believe

well i got it from the official guinnes world records web site.

Originally posted by T.M
well i got it from the official guinnes world records web site. *pats on head*

thats a good T.M.

Rev I have a cure for you. just concentrate on waiting for the next hiccup. make sure there are no distractions. just wait thinking when the next one will come. keep doing this.. if you get distracted start again. you may hiccup once or twice but just keep concentrating about when the next hiccup will come.

Originally posted by T.M
Rev I have a cure for you. just concentrate on waiting for the next hiccup. make sure there are no distractions. just wait thinking when the next one will come. keep doing this.. if you get distracted start again. you may hiccup once or twice but just keep concentrating about when the next hiccup will come.
It works! wow

Originally posted by T.M
Rev I have a cure for you. just concentrate on waiting for the next hiccup. make sure there are no distractions. just wait thinking when the next one will come. keep doing this.. if you get distracted start again. you may hiccup once or twice but just keep concentrating about when the next hiccup will come. i got rid of them

i went and ate some pizza...and poof...day be gone, yo.

Originally posted by rickyduck
It works! wow

Of course it works.

Did a google on it, and T.M. might be correct on this...
Many sites, including Guinness, mention a certain Charles Osborne who suffered the hiccups for at least 65 years, although it varied in it's frequency, it was to be considered constant.
And indeed the story goes that he led a married life and had several children...
Guess he really really loved his family and put them above his own wellbeing, cause I would have pulled a 'Amityville horror' on my surroundings if I had to hiccup for 65 years

Originally posted by Pandemoniac
Did a google on it, and T.M. might be correct on this...
Many sites, including Guinness, mention a certain Charles Osborne who suffered the hiccups for at least 65 years, although it varied in it's frequency, it was to be considered constant.
And indeed the story goes that he led a married life and had several children...
Guess he really really loved his family and put them above his own wellbeing, cause I would have pulled a 'Amityville horror' on my surroundings if I had to hiccup for 65 years

I'm surprised you even doubted that I was right..

But....

Fine. There is some guy called bob geldoff who had it for 123 years.

Originally posted by rickyduck
But....

Fine. There is some guy called bob geldoff who had it for 123 years.

Bob Geldoff is the guy who organised the Live 8 music things last year.

Originally posted by rickyduck
But....

Fine. There is some guy called bob geldoff who had it for 123 years. Bob Geldof....that name sound so familiar

oh yeah...he plays Pink in Pink Floyd The Wall

Originally posted by T.M
Bob Geldoff is the guy who organised the Live 8 music things last year. and that too

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
Bob Geldof....that name sound so familiar

oh yeah...he plays Pink in Pink Floyd The Wall

He was lead singing of Boomtown Rats

Originally posted by T.M
He was lead singing of Boomtown Rats yes but i most idolize him for being in The Wall

great film droolio

Originally posted by T.M
I'm surprised you even doubted that I was right..

Even the most reliable sources should be questioned now and then, to sustain free will and individual perception, n'est ce pas?

he also organized Live Aid. And he plays pink? Dont you meen Roger?

Originally posted by Pandemoniac
Even the most reliable sources should be questioned now and then, to sustain free will and individual perception, n'est ce pas?

True.. most stuff on the internet is crap anyway.

Most of its gay porn that gives you viruses

Originally posted by rickyduck
he also organized Live Aid. And he plays pink? Dont you meen Roger? Waters is the lead singer of Pink Floyd

Geldof played Pink in the movie The Wall

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0084503/

Originally posted by Pandemoniac
The world record on having the hiccups is 3 years (non-stop, homes!) So I guess you might have some time in the land of the living left, it just might suck ass if you are destined to break the record... Yea, he ate a sandiwch and has had the hiccups since august 28 2001

whos pink?

Im so dumb

Originally posted by JacopeX
Yea, he ate a sandiwch and has had the hiccups since august 28 2001

that is wrong by the way.

Originally posted by rickyduck
Im so dumb i thought it was Waters the first time i saw the movie.

but i did some research into the movie and pink floyd then i knew better

I understand now

The Wall is so relevant

Originally posted by rickyduck
I understand now Originally posted by rickyduck
The Wall is so relevant

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH its based on Syd Barrett

Originally posted by rickyduck
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH its based on Syd Barrett okay

syd barrett.... u do no who he is?

Originally posted by rickyduck
syd barrett.... u do no who he is? i know he's a band member

him and waters founded it, right?

named it after 2 different blues artist

Interesting to what sort of conversations a hiccup can lead!

Originally posted by Pandemoniac
Interesting to what sort of conversations a hiccup can lead! indeed

yes
He went mad....

Originally posted by rickyduck
yes
He went mad.... so he and Roger Waters formed the band, correct? When did he go crazy? before or after the wall?

Before, so they made a film dedicated to him. he sorta couldnt handle been in the band so they kicked him, and he went insane afterwards

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
I am not lying

i have had the ****ING hiccups this hole goddamned day....and i'm just going to cut out my lungs and push all of the hiccups out and then go on a massive punching in the face spree

*looks at vinny*
Have you heard that story where this one guy had hiccups for like 50-60 years. Now THAT has to suck!

Did you notice how the walls of Pinks schools were red and white?

http://www.dprp.net/proghistory/index.php?i=1979_011

yea it was soz 4 buttin in

Yea it was what?

68 years i think 1 sec ... no 64 i was rong

no it wasnt sorry it was sixty 4 years

OK its 64 years. Im off to watch the wall

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
I am not lying
i have had the ****ING hiccups this hole goddamned day....and i'm just going to cut out my lungs and push all of the hiccups out and then go on a massive punching in the face spree
Until two weks ago, I vomited every day for five months, and Im not even sick (at least, not according to the doctors)......... so relax, because things could always be worse

Originally posted by Xirius
Until two weks ago, I vomited every day for five months, and Im not even sick (at least, not according to the doctors)......... so relax, because things could always be worse

I wouldnt be able to come on my pc if that happened to me

Originally posted by rickyduck
I wouldnt be able to come on my pc if that happened to me
You learn to live with it........its extremely depressing, but bearable.