Quotes you'll never hear.

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HigH ScholaR

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What do you think oh and more importantly lets hear yours

ShinobiRikari

HigH ScholaR
LOL

SolLuna
That's a hilarious avatar HigH ScholaR smile

ShinobiRikari
Naruto
Kakashi: Where is everyone?

Jiraiya: Your sexiness will not influence me.

Sakura: Well... with Sasuke gone we have to fight over someone else.
Ino: Yeah, I guess so.
-Naruto walks by-
Sakura: Naruto, come over here.
Ino: I saw him first, he's mine!
-Naruto keeps walking and jumps on Kiba-
Naruto: I love you!

-music goes on-
Itachi: Oh, I'm too sexy for my shirt, Too sexy for my shirt, Too sexy that it hurts....

Sasuke: Excuse me while I go throw up....

Inuyasha
Kagome: Sit!
Inuyasha: -glares- No, you sit.

Miroku: No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I don't want you!

Miroku: I'm am a good monk. I follow my oath of chastity.

QuincE
Bleach:

Ichigo: you know...that Ishida is pretty hot.

Chad: ...how come everyone else has really cool names?

DBZ:

Vegeta: You Rock Goku!

Majin Buu: No thanks i'm full

Bulma: I'll shut up now.

Goku: Special Beam Cannon!

Mr Popo: You know, me and Kami do it up here all the time.

Tien (while looking in the mirror) WTF! I HAVE A THIRD EYE???? GUYS, this is something you should TELL ME!

Trunks: Androids, You Rock!

Broly: I love you Kakarot.

Naruto:

Sakura: I just realized....Sasuke is a ***.

Rock Lee:...how come I can't do anything cool?

Kimimaro: I have osteoperosis.

Kiba: I'm more of a cat person.

Neji: Yo Lee, help me find my contacts!

FullMetalLover1
laughing out loud

HigH ScholaR
Originally posted by QuincE
Bleach:

Ichigo: you know...that Ishida is pretty hot.

Chad: ...how come everyone else has really cool names?

DBZ:

Vegeta: You Rock Goku!

Majin Buu: No thanks i'm full

Bulma: I'll shut up now.

Goku: Special Beam Cannon!

Mr Popo: You know, me and Kami do it up here all the time.

Tien (while looking in the mirror) WTF! I HAVE A THIRD EYE???? GUYS, this is something you should TELL ME!

Trunks: Androids, You Rock!

Broly: I love you Kakarot.

Naruto:

Sakura: I just realized....Sasuke is a ***.

Rock Lee:...how come I can't do anything cool?

Kimimaro: I have osteoperosis.

Kiba: I'm more of a cat person.

Neji: Yo Lee, help me find my contacts!

LOL

i like the Tien one the best

HigH ScholaR
Originally posted by SolLuna
That's a hilarious avatar HigH ScholaR smile

Thankyou

QuincE
Roy: You're wicked tall Ed.

ShinobiRikari
Originally posted by QuincE
Bleach:

Ichigo: you know...that Ishida is pretty hot.

Chad: ...how come everyone else has really cool names?

DBZ:

Vegeta: You Rock Goku!

Majin Buu: No thanks i'm full

Bulma: I'll shut up now.

Goku: Special Beam Cannon!

Mr Popo: You know, me and Kami do it up here all the time.

Tien (while looking in the mirror) WTF! I HAVE A THIRD EYE???? GUYS, this is something you should TELL ME!

Trunks: Androids, You Rock!

Broly: I love you Kakarot.

Naruto:

Sakura: I just realized....Sasuke is a ***.

Rock Lee:...how come I can't do anything cool?

Kimimaro: I have osteoperosis.

Kiba: I'm more of a cat person.

Neji: Yo Lee, help me find my contacts!
Hey QuincE, have you seen the actual Naruto contacts for the Sharingan, Naruto's Kyubi-state eyes, etc? Neji's is called blind eye.

Neji: -bump- Ouch. Hey guys, wait up! I can't see with these contacts in.

Naruto: Er... I really don't like ramen.

Rock Lee: -Smiling- *pop* Outch. I tink I 'is'ocated mah jaw!


Ranma:

Gemna: I'm a super cool ninja panda.

Blue Dragon
Dragonball Z conversation:

Vegeta: Bulma, I really fell on my feet when I met you. Kiss me Bulma.
Bulma: Sure handsome.
Vegeta: You're so beautiful, I'm so lucky. You should let me cook dinner tonight.
Bulma: Okay.
Vegeta: I better call Trunks down. Trunks, let's go to the Amusement Park!
Trunks: No thanks.

Chi Chi: Gohan, why not go outside & play with your friends.
Gohan: No, I'd rather study.
Chi Chi: OUTSIDE NOW!
Gohan: AHHHH!

Wow I loved that one! laughing Thank you all. stick out tongue

HigH ScholaR
Anymore?

elemental_user
okay...

Sailor Moon:

Serena: thats it, i'm grown up and i dont like food anymore!!!

Amy: I'm really stupid.

Naruto:

Gaara: Lee! I Loooove yooooou!!!

Shikamaru: c'mon guys, lets go i can't wait!!!

Ino: Sasuke is sooo over, i'm for shino now!!!

Shino: ewww!!! get these gross bugs off me!!!

Orachimaru: Come on now!!! Family hug!!!

HigH ScholaR
nICE

Pokemon:

Brock: i'm gay, infact i fancy proffesor oak

Naruto

naruto: this anime sucks

thats all i got so far unfortunately.

XxILuvVegetaxX
Kyou (Fruits Basket): mmmmmm leeks! ^^

Rukia_Dare
Naruto-

Naruto: I don't wanna be Hokage anymore... I wanna be a pirate!!

Sasuke: Sakura let's go on a date.

Shikamaru: I'm going to get off my fat lazy ass and do something important!

Chouji: No!! Keep them away!! I hate patatoe chips!!

Kakashi: Ahh!! You can't read that!! Itz perverted!!

Hinata: I HATE NARUTO!!!

Bleach-

Ichigo: Itz okay I don't care if the the world ends because the bounto destroy it. I hate it anyways.

Rukia: I'm scared! Ichigo save me!!

That's all I was able to think up off the top of my head..

NBT
Dragon Ball Z-
Vegeta to Bulma: I love you, Darling.

Chi Chi to Herself: Saving the world may actually be more important than studying.

Goku to Himself: Hmm, being a kid may really interfere with my marriage and responsibilities as a parent/grandparent.

Broly: "Antiestablishmentarianism is marked by opposition to conventional principles."

Future Trunks: Father, I must ask you a question...
Vegeta: Well, what is it?
Future Trunks: Are you gay?
Vegeta: Why would you ask that?
Future Trunks: I saw you merging with Goku.
**That was on the net as well.

Freeza: "I have a dream! That one day, Saiyans...and Namekians...and Earthlings...and....whatever the hell Dodoria is!.....will be united as brothers!"

Chi CHi: You want to go train for ten years Goku? Okay sure! I dont mind!

Cooler to Goku: Wait! Before you annihilate me, there's something you need to know.
Goku to Cooler: Yeah, what is it?
Cooler to Goku: Goku, I am your father!
Goku to Cooler: What? We look nothing alike!
Cooler to Goku: Well, you took after your father, appearance-wise.
Goku to Cooler: Hey, I thought you said you were my father.
Cooler to Goku: Your other father, Bardock. Goku, the less you know about my species' mating habits the better.
Goku: .......
Frieza to Goku: Cooler, you had those kind of relations with a moneky!
Cooler: Hey, it was my freshman year in college. I experimented. Oh, that reminds me, Goku, your father (Barkdock) was a real wild cat in bed.
Goku: ........
Cooler to Frieza: Oh, and Frieza. You're one to talk. Don't think father and I weren't aware of your late night liaison with that kid.... the one with the hairline.
Frieza to Cooler: Shut up! I was consoling him. He had recently lost his father.
Goku to Cooler: So... you're really my father?
Cooler to Goku: Yes. Yes, I am.
Goku to Cooler (teary-eyed): Papa?
Cooler to Goku (teary-eyed): Offspring!
Goku to Cooler: Oh Papa, how I've longed to kiss you in the Dark.
Cooler to Goku: Oh Offspring, how I've wanted for so long to get a hold of that sweet, candy ***.

Cooler/Goku: So, this is what it sounds like when Doves cry! .
Frieza: Well, I'll be a Moneky's Uncle. Both Yaoi and Incest in Dragon Ball Z.

Part 2:
Vegeta: Kakarot, I've arrived. {Notices Goku/Cooler in adult situation. Lands beside Frieza]
Vegeta: Soooo... are they?
Frieza: Yup.
Vegeta: Alien Yaoi. Well, I'll be a Monkey's...
Frieza: Yes, yes Vegeta... a Monkey's uncle. You're always late!
Vegeta: Hey, my kid had a thing. I couldn't get out of it.
Frieza: Hmm, yes. How is little Boxers?
Vegeta: His name is Trunks, and he's destroying villains at a SSJ2 level.
Frieza: Aw, very good. And, your wife, Valvo?
Vegeta: Well, you know women. Can't produce male heirs without them. Can't incinerate and send them to the Next Dimension.
Frieza: Yeah... I've never been into females, but you know all about that, don't you Vegeta .
Vegeta: Frieza, take your hand off of me, or I'll shove it up whatever hole you monsters usually shove things into!
Frieza: Oh Vegeta, stop. You know exactly what hole my species...
Vegeta: Remove your hand.
Frieza (Removes hand): Hey, I was just trying to relive the good ol' times. The games we used to play. Still, you're not that cute anymore. Which reminds me, If you ever need a babysitter for little Tonka Truck, I'm always available.
Vegeta: You're sick.
Frieza: I know. Mwahahahahahahahah.....
Vegeta: Yeah.... you wanna go catch a movie?
Frieza: Sure... what's playing.
Vegeta: Well, there's the film adaptation of Crime and Punishment. I hear that kid from the Harry Potter movies is playing Raskolnikov.
Frieza: Really? This should be quite interesting.

Announcer Guy: Goku and Cooler are doing the horizontal monster mash. And, Vegeta and Frieza are heading to the moves. Will Goku and his hideous father conceive an equally hideous offspring? Will Daniel Radcliffe totally blow as Raskolnikov? Find out on the next episode of DRAGON BALL Z!

Chibi Trunks: Mom, why's Grandma such an airhead?
Bulma: Trunks! My mother's not an airhead!
Chibi Then why does she always act so freakin' clueless and ask dumb questions?
Vegeta: He's got a point, Bulma.
Bulma: Shut up, you, or yow won't be watching American Idol tonight!
Vegeta: :cowers: A-all right dear, I'm sorry. :does V for victory sign: Whoo-hoo! Go Kellie! Pick Pickler, America! OR ELSE!

scarecrow088
wow...that was sick and funny, but still sick laughing ... sick

HigH ScholaR
big grin

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