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KMC Talk Episode I: Idiotic Threads!

War! KMC Is crumbling under the endless creation of idiotic threads!! In a stunning move, Bloigen has created yet another of his amazing idiotic creations.
In a desperate attempt, a few ruthless mods have been sent to take care of this problem, but the threads are to much. Who knows what will happen next. . . . .

It began with the forging of the great rings.

6 were given to the Globals, immortal, wisest and fairest of all beings.

11 to the Forum lords, great carers and craftsmen of the fora halls.

And nine, nine rings were gifted to the race of members, who above all else, desire power. For within these rings was bound the strength and will to govern each race. But they were all of them deceived, for another ring was made.

In the land of KMC, in the fires of the Bat Cave, the Dark Lord Raz forged in secret a master ring, to control all others. And into this Ring, he poured his cruelty, his malice and his will to dominate all life.

"One Ring to ban them all."

One by one, the free threads in KMC fell to the power of the Ring. But there were some who resisted. A last alliance of Mods and Members marched against the armies of Raz and on the slopes of The Bat Cave they fought for the freedom of KMC.

Jacope X's last thread!!!



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Originally posted by GCG
It began with the forging of the great rings.

6 were given to the Globals, immortal, wisest and fairest of all beings.

11 to the Forum lords, great carers and craftsmen of the fora halls.

And nine, nine rings were gifted to the race of members, who above all else, desire power. For within these rings was bound the strength and will to govern each race. But they were all of them deceived, for another ring was made.

In the land of KMC, in the fires of the Bat Cave, the Dark Lord Raz forged in secret a master ring, to control all others. And into this Ring, he poured his cruelty, his malice and his will to dominate all life.

"One Ring to ban them all."

One by one, the free threads in KMC fell to the power of the Ring. But there were some who resisted. A last alliance of Mods and Members marched against the armies of Raz and on the slopes of The Bat Cave they fought for the freedom of KMC.

Originally posted by GCG
It began with the forging of the great rings.

6 were given to the Globals, immortal, wisest and fairest of all beings.

11 to the Forum lords, great carers and craftsmen of the fora halls.

And nine, nine rings were gifted to the race of members, who above all else, desire power. For within these rings was bound the strength and will to govern each race. But they were all of them deceived, for another ring was made.

In the land of KMC, in the fires of the Bat Cave, the Dark Lord Raz forged in secret a master ring, to control all others. And into this Ring, he poured his cruelty, his malice and his will to dominate all life.

"One Ring to ban them all."

One by one, the free threads in KMC fell to the power of the Ring. But there were some who resisted. A last alliance of Mods and Members marched against the armies of Raz and on the slopes of The Bat Cave they fought for the freedom of KMC.

i actually like the story.. can someone finish it? i see this one as chapter1 clause 1

KillerMovies owes its name and reputation to the Dark Lord Raz. He lived within it, beyond it, over it and above it. Since the War of the third age, he has lost his power. His OS has taken its own destiny and shut down. Now the Dark lord of the Mods, Raz is trapped in the Internet.

He collects members in search of IP numerals and kindles hope that one day, he may find the right combination to the OS and his freedom.

The OS found itself in the hands of the unusual of most beings. An Internet surfer with the least knowledge of KMC. And when he stumbled upon the Ring, he spoke to his dearest friend, a wise old man.

'I cannot read the fiery letters,' he said.

'No,' said the wise old man, 'but I can. The numerals on the Ring of Power are Hex, of an ancient mode, but the language is that of Vbulletin, which I shall not utter here. But in common English this is what it says:'

One OS to ban them all, One OS to find them,
One OS to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.

And thusly was the One Ring forgotten.

The tale became legend.
Legend became myth.
And eventually it was all but forgotten.

But then in 2005 a new one came... and he was called Lord Magnus... wise, moral and powerful beyond description. And he came upon the site and the people there feared him, and so called him a noob... but over time he came to be respected, even loved, by the commoners... there were those who said he was a God... others, a mafia boss... still others hoped to call him "friend."

Originally posted by JacopeX
Jacope X's last thread!!!



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Thank god for that

Originally posted by K.Diddy
Thank god for that

Originally posted by JacopeX
Jacope X's last thread!!!



COMING SOON Originally posted by K.Diddy
Thank god for that

Originally posted by K.Diddy
Thank god for that Originally posted by Ieatbabies
Originally posted by Leo.M


bang

what are you supposed to talk about here?

No-one knows, it was a thread created out of peace and justice

Originally posted by K.Diddy
Thank god for that
that aint funny

Originally posted by K.Diddy
Thank god for that
AHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa

Originally posted by Itzak
bang
your laughing

Originally posted by Azure
what are you supposed to talk about here?



Willie wonka and the choclate factory

Originally posted by K.Diddy
Willie wonka and the choclate factory

Chocalate

thats funny

Originally posted by bloodboys2blueb
thats funny