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I am posting this to you to warn you of something that happened to me, as I have become a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. This happened to me at Tesco in Bidston and it could happen to you.

Here's how the scam works:

Two seriously good-looking 18-year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping in the boot. They both start wiping your windscreen with a rag and Windolene, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy t-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to another Superstore. You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet. I had my wallet stolen last Tuesday, Wednesday, twice on Thursday, again on Saturday, and also yesterday and probably tonight.

Plain and simple...you are a ****ing idiot.

Yeah..better watch out for them

Originally posted by Corran
I am posting this to you to warn you of something that happened to me, as I have become a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. This happened to me at Tesco in Bidston and it could happen to you.

Here's how the scam works:

Two seriously good-looking 18-year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping in the boot. They both start wiping your windscreen with a rag and Windolene, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy t-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to another Superstore. You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet. I had my wallet stolen last Tuesday, Wednesday, twice on Thursday, again on Saturday, and also yesterday and probably tonight.

Don't worry about it. Your wallet WAS the tip. I'm sure it was worth the price.

Originally posted by Cyber Ninja
Plain and simple...you are a ****ing idiot. Hmm yes indeed, one of us is in fact a complete idiot.

I'd leave my wallet empty

Originally posted by Corran
Hmm yes indeed, one of us is in fact a complete idiot. Were you that desperate ? how old are you ?

did you intend to have your wallet stolen all those time just so two 18 year old girls would do it in your back seat?
one more question. do you have any idea where they've been before you decide to let them give you oral?

It's probably not even true.

of course not!!!

so why were there only 2? why not 3 or 4?

Originally posted by Cyber Ninja
Were you that desperate ? how old are you ? Oh brother, humour really is lost on idiots - I sometimes wonder why I bother.

Originally posted by BakaXero
did you intend to have your wallet stolen all those time just so two 18 year old girls would do it in your back seat?
one more question. do you have any idea where they've been before you decide to let them give you oral? Oh for pity's sake, go away, get a sense of humour and then come back and read it all again.

Originally posted by Corran
Oh brother, humour really is lost on idiots - I sometimes wonder why I bother. how old are you

Originally posted by Corran
Oh for pity's sake, go away, get a sense of humour and then come back and read it all again.
sorry, i lost my sense humour in the bushes

Originally posted by Cyber Ninja
how old are you 11

Forgive them their ignorance Corran
Things aren' t what they used to be.


Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.

Originally posted by BakaXero
of course not!!!

so why were there only 2? why not 3 or 4?
i thought this post made it obvious that i knew it was a joke

Fine I will act like you and make thread like this all the time it is 8:23 am..my Humor has not woken up yet.

Originally posted by Corran
11 That does explain alot.

Originally posted by Storm
Forgive them their ignorance Corran
Things aren' t what they used to be.


Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam. Not sure destroying it will help!

So how you doing Storm?

Let me start over then shock would you do it anyway even if you knew they were going to steal your wallet

actually something like that happened to my old man in australia we had a campervan and we gave them a lift and they nicked out keys from the cupboard.

Originally posted by willman
actually something like that happened to my old man in australia we had a campervan and we gave them a lift and they nicked out keys from the cupboard. Did they have sex in the backseat shock

Trying to cope with the fact you abandoned us
Any gossip? Don' t spare me all the disgusting details


Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.

Some guy had sex in the bushes in the park and I happen to catch them in the act. Well She was pretty much topless.....also there are to many condoms on the floor in the park shock

Originally posted by Storm
Trying to cope with the fact you abandoned us
Any gossip? Don' t spare me all the disgusting details


Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam. I never abandoned y'all, I've just been busy doing things for people to gossip about - there's far too much for me to go into now but I've had a busy few months

Originally posted by Corran
I never abandoned y'all, I've just been busy doing things for people to gossip about - there's far too much for me to go into now but I've had a busy few months You are having sex as we speak right....you take long to teply shock

Originally posted by Cyber Ninja
You are having sex as we speak right....you take long to teply shock No I am not, if I was then I would not be on KMC - hence the recent absences from posting.

Originally posted by Corran
No I am not, if I was then I would not be on KMC - hence the recent absences from posting. Well having oral sex and being on kmc, makes people tend to type happier shock

Originally posted by Corran
I never abandoned y'all, I've just been busy doing things for people to gossip about - there's far too much for me to go into now but I've had a busy few months
*Chuckles.*
I can imagine.


Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.

Originally posted by Cyber Ninja
Well having oral sex and being on kmc, makes people tend to type happier shock

Umm.. How would you know?

Eh, storm became my something....tp check me when I am acting a certain way shock

Originally posted by Itzak
Umm.. How would you know? What ever you are thinking...please get it out of your head now.

Originally posted by Cyber Ninja
What ever you are thinking...please get it out of your head now.

idiot...... Done

Originally posted by Itzak
idiot...... Done shock

Originally posted by Storm
*Chuckles.*
I can imagine.


Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam. You've seen the DVD's haven't you?

Originally posted by Cyber Ninja
shock

psycho What? *twitches*

Originally posted by Itzak
psycho What? *twitches* msn-oh

Originally posted by Corran
You've seen the DVD's haven't you?
And copied


Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.

Originally posted by Storm
And copied


Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam. Illegally shock

this topic has turned into a massacre of smiles

band

Originally posted by Storm
And copied


Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam. You have to watch them on wide screen because I'm so fat though

Originally posted by willman
this topic has turned into a massacre of smiles

band

Tis true. master

yep...
jawdrop

blabla

lol pile

Originally posted by Corran
You have to watch them on wide screen because I'm so fat though

You' re pregnant


Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.

I hope not!

i hope so! joke.

So... no Junior


Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.

Originally posted by Storm
So... no Junior


Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam. Only the ones I already have, anyhow isn't it about time we had a 1st generation KMC member, you two really need to get to work on it!

In due course. We' re taking our time to practice to the fullest. Our offspring will overthrow Raz... the dawn of a new era evillaugh


Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.

Originally posted by Storm
In due course. We' re taking our time to practice to the fullest. Our offspring will overthrow Raz... the dawn of a new era evillaugh


Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam. Would I be in any danger of being asked to be a mod then?

The current policy would be replaced with a dictatorship.
*Laughs maniacally.*


Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.

Originally posted by Storm
The current policy would be replaced with a dictatorship.
*Laughs maniacally.*


Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam. And the difference is.....?

I can' t really go into detail... but... Raz has been missing for a while now. We' re trying to keep up appearances. In reality, the moderators are divided and fighting each other to seize power. There' s suspicion, lies, deceit, ...


Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.

OMG, is there a likelyhood of some sort of seperatist movement?

shutup They' d threaten my future unborn babies fear


Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.

Originally posted by Corran
11

I dont believe you. Still, funny though!

You wouldnt be driving a car....

Originally posted by Storm
shutup They' d threaten my future unborn babies fear


Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam. There was once a Sith Lord who was so powerful he could create life, but you can't learn how from a Jedi!!
Originally posted by rickyduck
I dont believe you. Still, funny though!

You wouldnt be driving a car.... Hmmm good point, maybe I should have said 18!

yes

Originally posted by Corran
I am posting this to you to warn you of something that happened to me, as I have become a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. This happened to me at Tesco in Bidston and it could happen to you.

Here's how the scam works:

Two seriously good-looking 18-year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping in the boot. They both start wiping your windscreen with a rag and Windolene, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy t-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to another Superstore. You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet. I had my wallet stolen last Tuesday, Wednesday, twice on Thursday, again on Saturday, and also yesterday and probably tonight. Good man Corran! I'll be sure not to let that happen to me

Originally posted by Corran
I am posting this to you to warn you of something that happened to me, as I have become a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. This happened to me at Tesco in Bidston and it could happen to you.

Here's how the scam works:

Two seriously good-looking 18-year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping in the boot. They both start wiping your windscreen with a rag and Windolene, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy t-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to another Superstore. You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet. I had my wallet stolen last Tuesday, Wednesday, twice on Thursday, again on Saturday, and also yesterday and probably tonight. what happened to to the good ol days

Originally posted by a1hsauce
what happened to to the good ol days Um, these are the gold ol' days.

Originally posted by Corran
I am posting this to you to warn you of something that happened to me, as I have become a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. This happened to me at Tesco in Bidston and it could happen to you.

Here's how the scam works:

Two seriously good-looking 18-year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping in the boot. They both start wiping your windscreen with a rag and Windolene, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy t-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to another Superstore. You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet. I had my wallet stolen last Tuesday, Wednesday, twice on Thursday, again on Saturday, and also yesterday and probably tonight.

hysterical it has no end with you Corran...

Thats Tesco's Bonus ;

The other one takes your wallet to swipe your Tesco Bonus Card.

Corran!

That was great

Originally posted by Lana
Corran!

That was great I bet you say that to ALL the boys

Originally posted by Corran
I am posting this to you to warn you of something that happened to me, as I have become a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. This happened to me at Tesco in Bidston and it could happen to you.

Here's how the scam works:

Two seriously good-looking 18-year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping in the boot. They both start wiping your windscreen with a rag and Windolene, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy t-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to another Superstore. You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet. I had my wallet stolen last Tuesday, Wednesday, twice on Thursday, again on Saturday, and also yesterday and probably tonight.

funny lol

Originally posted by Corran
I bet you say that to ALL the boys

*smacks*

Where the hell have you been

I thought the title said "Scum Warning."

Hahaha.

-AC

Originally posted by Lana
*smacks*

Where the hell have you been Ouch! Doing 'things'.

Hahahahaha. Corran you delicious bastard.

Hey BF, you gorgeous sex toy.

Originally posted by Corran
Ouch! Doing 'things'.

That's greatly specific.

You really don't want the details of some of it.

What about the rest?

See first post

That joke at the begining was genius Corran. At first i was reading thinking WTF!? Then i got to the end and was in stitches.

mine was better.

Originally posted by Libertine
That joke at the begining was genius Corran. At first i was reading thinking WTF!? Then i got to the end and was in stitches. I thought so too.

Originally posted by Corran
See first post



Smartass.

Originally posted by Lana


Smartass. Thank you , it's nice of you to notice.

Kinda hard not to

Are you suggesting my ass is so big that you cannot fail to see that it is smart?

Hee hee, best laugh I've had in ages Corr.

Glad to be of assistance