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well...can ya?

Originally posted by a1hsauce
well...can ya?

*bans A1* Dont do it again

*Strolls in impersonating a mod*

Anybody got any porn? I'M LOOKING TO SCORE SOME PORN, OR S-SOME LOW BUDGET HORRORS!

*Walks out with pants down*

-AC

I imagine so.

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
*Strolls in impersonating a mod*

Anybody got any porn? I'M LOOKING TO SCORE SOME PORN, OR S-SOME LOW BUDGET HORRORS!

*Walks out with pants down*

-AC

Oh my god, Lana took over AC's account.

Say what you want, b*tch. You KNOW that was on point.

Hahaha.

-AC

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
*Strolls in impersonating a mod*

Anybody got any porn? I'M LOOKING TO SCORE SOME PORN, OR S-SOME LOW BUDGET HORRORS!

*Walks out with pants down*

-AC

Oh my god, I think I nearly fell off my chair reading that.

Originally posted by BackFire
Oh my god, Lana took over AC's account.

I most certainly did not!

Only AC can come up with such comic genius

It was close, but while I post on these forums my pants aren't down, they are OFF.

Nice, BackFire. Real nice.

Only you could walk the thin line between pervertedly funny...and just perverted....and then take a shit on that line, ruining it forever and henceforth subjecting these posters to graphic sexual descriptions capable of mentally scarring.

Only BackFire. Infact, why are you a mod? You ALONE are not PG-13!

-AC

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Nice, BackFire. Real nice.

Only you could walk the thin line between pervertedly funny...and just perverted....and then take a shit on that line, ruining it forever and henceforth subjecting these posters to graphic sexual descriptions capable of mentally scarring.

Only BackFire. Infact, why are you a mod? You ALONE are not PG-13!

-AC

What can I say? It's my gift. We all have one.

*waits for AC speak in James Bond mode*

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
*Strolls in impersonating a mod*

Anybody got any porn? I'M LOOKING TO SCORE SOME PORN, OR S-SOME LOW BUDGET HORRORS!

*Walks out with pants down*

-AC

lollollol

Funniest thing I have read all day.thumbsup

Originally posted by BackFire
What can I say? It's my gift. We all have one.

*waits for AC speak in James Bond mode*

Are you trying to sedushe me Mishter BackFireh?

*Is going to regret he ever said that*

-AC

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Are you trying to seducesh me Mishter BackFireh?

*Is going to regret he ever said that*

-AC

Oh my.....



Quote of the night!

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Are you trying to sedushe me Mishter BackFireh?

*Is going to regret he ever said that*

-AC


Let's see.

- Pants are off: Check

- Discussion of Porno: Check

- Tricked you into talking in Bond mode for my own sexual gratification: Check


Yes....seduction is my motive...or maybe I'm just extremely happy now that I can quote you, with validity, saying that you want porn and low budget horror films at the same time, while having your pants down.

OH NO! In THAT case...

-AC

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
OH NO! In THAT case...

-AC

If you don't like it, then why are your legs spread like that. You exhibitionist, you.

You think that's me...but really...

*Zip lines down from rafters*

KEEEAAII! *Judo chop*

Hawhaw! Yesh! Lovleh parteh, pity I wasn't invited old boy.

-AC

Can't....breathe....

*James Bond theme's out of the window*

Be shure to shee me in Cashino Royale!

-AC

No! I refuse to support a blonde Bonde!



You heard it here folks! Bond likes "parties" involving one fat hairy man in his boxers watching porn while having a video game minimized.

Originally posted by BackFire
You heard it here folks! Bond likes "parties" involving one fat hairy man in his boxers watching porn while having a video game minimized.

puke

Dammit BackFire! You don't put an E on the end of Bond, it's fine as it is. You lisp the S and CH sounds, LISP THEM! GOD! Bloody amateurs. Do we live in a world where a guy can't expect everyone to do a great Sean Connery impression?

...I'll be in my trailer.

-AC

You're just mad that I'm not sharing my choice porn with you!

S-shall you stop talking in this porn-al way?

-AC

Porn is my Bond!

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
S-shall you stop talking in this porn-al way?

-AC

Ahahahaha!

BackFire, whilst I don't doubt that bonding could be done during porn, I wish not to know of this.

Don't walk out of here thinking I am a hater of porn, infact, if anyone leaves this thread thinking "AC hates porn"...yyyyou will be wrong.

However, I refuse to partake any further in the discussion of fornication with a SELF-PROCLAIMED de-pantsed hairy fat man with an affinity for spying on me in my tuxedo.

-AC

I'd spy on you while naked but you're always wearing that damn thing!

Wow, hah...*Tugs at collar*









































I am so uncomfortable right now. The fun machine sure took a shit and died in this thread didn't it? Haha.

-AC

I'm surprised I haven't woken up my family from laughing

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Wow, hah...*Tugs at collar*









































I am so uncomfortable right now. The fun machine sure took a shit and died in this thread didn't it? Haha.

-AC

What can I say, porn + World of Warcraft + Bond does strange things to me.

I'm sure there's a mighty big hole in what's left of your porn-loving heart, that only the likes of Adriana Sage can fill.

I must respectfully decline. You did well though, if only you were like...a hot woman.

-AC

Originally posted by BackFire
What can I say, porn + World of Warcraft + Bond does strange things to me.

Stranger than usual, you mean?

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
I'm sure there's a mighty big hole in what's left of your porn-loving heart, that only the likes of Adriana Sage can fill.

I must respectfully decline. You did well though, if only you were like...a hot woman.

-AC

Adriana Sage or Aurora Snow, and maybe Tera Patrick or Nautica Thorn, they can all fill any hole.....quite literally.

Never heard of Aurora Snow...or Nautica Thorn...only ever heard of Adriana Sage through you. Man, you're a porn aficionado as well as a movie one. I don't know if I should be impressed or freaked haha.

(Yes, Tera Patrick was left out because I have been fond of her, and also know of her.)

-AC

Aurora Snow is damn hot. Check her out sometime, so is Nautica Thorn.

I met Adriana Sage and Aurora Snow, I felt like a 13 year old who had just discovered the blurred spice channel, all over again.

I think Tera Patrick appealed to me because she was the first female in that area that I ever actually found attractive, haha.

I think the porn star curse is that they're not always that nice to look at, but she is honestly a very pretty lady.

Wait, I'm not discussing pornstars with you man! I don't know what you're doing! Ah-ahhhhhr dude!

-AC

Hahaha, you are in my grasp!.

I think I have a picture of myself and Aurora Snow posted in the members pictures thread.

Yeah, Tera Patrick is really nice looking, she was one of my original favorite pornstars.

Yep...right here. http://www.killermovies.com/forums/showthread.php?postid=4464764#post4464764

Originally posted by BackFire
It was close, but while I post on these forums my pants aren't down, they are OFF.
....oh, god! shock

Originally posted by BackFire
Hahaha, you are in my grasp!.

I think I have a picture of myself and Aurora Snow posted in the members pictures thread.

Yeah, Tera Patrick is really nice looking, she was one of my original favorite pornstars.

Yep...right here. http://www.killermovies.com/forums/showthread.php?postid=4464764#post4464764 I want to get into the porn industry, or at least some of them!

you people corrupted my thread....

What do you expect when AC and Black Fire get off on one of their tangents...You should be honored should comedic relief can be found in your thread...