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Ok we all know wot spidey can do in america web slingin to save the day.... but wot if he was bitten in britain and he lived in britain????
there aint many tall buildins for him to web sling on so wud he still be an effective hero?

If he changes his fighting style a bit, he'll do okay.

Originally posted by streekz
Ok we all know wot spidey can do in america web slingin to save the day.... but wot if he was bitten in britain and he lived in britain????
there aint many tall buildins for him to web sling on so wud he still be an effective hero? No. NYC makes him authentic.

he wud still have his same skills just wudnt be able to web sling basically

Originally posted by streekz
he wud still have his same skills just wudnt be able to web sling basically Authentic. He was born in NYC. He went to russia once. The france. Then Africa.

yeah but wot if he was born in britain and mj lived there wot then? goblin on glider unless he cud fly how wud he catch him?

by the way cool sig

We'd give Spidey a jet pack.

Didn't they have a comic where he went to London?

london is the only place wiv tall buildings and not many i only bin once to london.
if it was birmingham or liverpool then he wud need flyin wings or a jet pack.....

Originally posted by Spideys Sister
We'd give Spidey a jet pack.

wot about a spider glider?
wudnt a jet pack burn is a$$?

Spider butt

London would be his swinging nest. just like NY is his swinging nest.

his butt wud luk like a spiders afta he burns it...................

I would appreciate it if you wrote in English.

spidey would be respected in britain and his life would be easier because there is no daily bugle and virtually no gun crime.........

Well in London there is some gun crime..and Manchester
Oh and H. S. 6..He is English rotflmao!

his wisecracks would be laughed at if he ever came to the US (cuz we're such haters here).

nm the wisecracks, his accent alone.

Hey..I'm English AND come from England too and thats just stereotypical BS

^yes it is

but you know it would happen.
I told you we Americans are mean. =P

We could say something Stereotypical as 'all americans have a low IQ and in return those people might reply saying well you have mankey teeth.
all in all it's childish and the term 'we' only speaks to a minority of people.
I could say that we Britts arn't that friendly towards you either but Can i really speak for the WHOLE of England??
btw, your Girls dig our accents

relax, i was just interpreting how a British Spidey would be seen in America, given our stereotypical inclination to mock Brits as spread by the stereotypical media.

Just like I know your saying "your girls dig our accents" is not speaking for the whole of US either. I hope.

peace

F**k you, you god damn stereotypical yank! I WILL be straight with you, a lot of brits actually HATE yanks but yanks always give the impression of being kinda dim witted, clueless but friendly people with corny accents...

Howwdy, partner, put it there!

LMAO

Yo, chill down, man. He didn't mean any harm.

Originally posted by streekz
Ok we all know wot spidey can do in america web slingin to save the day.... but wot if he was bitten in britain and he lived in britain????
there aint many tall buildins for him to web sling on so wud he still be an effective hero?

London has tall buildings. He could fight crime there.

What if he was bitten by a spider that walks on water. He could travel around using the river Thames.

LOL, bad ass! but he'd mutate into Pollution Bug!

Originally posted by DBZ MAN
We could say something Stereotypical as 'all americans have a low IQ and in return those people might reply saying well you have mankey teeth.
all in all it's childish and the term 'we' only speaks to a minority of people.
I could say that we Britts arn't that friendly towards you either but Can i really speak for the WHOLE of England??
btw, your Girls dig our accents Not this girl. Now that's alittle too sterotyped. I will admitt I'm a sterotype, but I'm mild on it. I don't bash everyone fron Europe or canada Because that's where they're from. I don't do that. I'm saying in general terms avoiding the sterotpicalness of this, Spidey could be in London but it wouldn't be as effective as it is when he's in NY.

That's true. The worst bad guy would be Tony blair

Originally posted by Knightfall93
F**k you, you god damn stereotypical yank! I WILL be straight with you, a lot of brits actually HATE yanks but yanks always give the impression of being kinda dim witted, clueless but friendly people with corny accents...

wow, Knightfall93...another elegant post.

I wonder what the moderators would think.

Just a warning.

Originally posted by Knightfall93
That's true. The worst bad guy would be Tony blair

wow this thread as took a nasty turn ova britain n america, firstly bein british doesnt make u english, i dont hate americans.............
i cud imagine tony blair as the green goblin...........
pollution bug?????????????????? wudnt that be a bad guy??????????

Originally posted by Tekno Boy
London has tall buildings. He could fight crime there.

What if he was bitten by a spider that walks on water. He could travel around using the river Thames.


instead of web slingin he cud water ski..........

Pollution Bug? a bad guy? If he was a hero who travelled the thames, he'd be polluted, all right, matey!

he comes over to our beatiful little peace of paradise in ish somewherebtween90and120

I bet he takes the piss...

Originally posted by Knightfall93
Pollution Bug? a bad guy? If he was a hero who travelled the thames, he'd be polluted, all right, matey! Pollution Bug lives in Jersey

u jokin rite?????????

You don't know that....

Originally posted by Spideys Sister
You don't know that....


NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO......................................
I have little exposure to the comic book world, grew up likin spidey n marvel characters but dont no all the characters and the ones i do no i dont no all the powers.......................

I'm joking...there's no such thing. God help us if there is.

he foils a terrorist plot. basic storey:

gwen staceys farther gets killed in a spidey-do ock fight, gwen blames spidey

after a series of events, gwen cant take the whole spidey thing anymore, and thus goes to love with her aunt/uncle in the UK.

Peter plans to visit her and declare his undying love, but when he gets there, the plane hes on gets hijacked by terrorists. spidey has to fight them off, but then he realises that both him and spidey turning up at the same time would be a dead give-away, so he goes home without seeing gwen.

we then see gwen and her uncle watching the news, and gwen sees how much of a hero spidey is, and doesnt know what to think anymore (as per usual).

In the end, gwen goes back to visit peter.

during al this, robbi robertson is getting more and more suspicious about spidey and peter being one and the same.

Originally posted by DBZ MAN
I could say that we Britts arn't that friendly towards you either but Can i really speak for the WHOLE of England??

and if England was the whole of Britain that might have made sense

lol yeah

Originally posted by Scoobless
and if England was the whole of Britain that might have made sense





he forgot.............wales, scotland and n. ireland

Originally posted by Spideys Sister
I'm joking...there's no such thing. God help us if there is.



u played me like a flute.............

Originally posted by Scoobless
and if England was the whole of Britain that might have made sense


True, please excuse my Fault. The whole of the United Kingdom then. And thats excluding Northen Ireland.

Originally posted by Spideys Sister
Pollution Bug lives in Jersey

HEY! i grew up in Jersey! Take that back....!












ah...who am i kidding, it's true.

LMAO... first it was England VS USA now its NY vs Jersey! Fight fight fight!

Originally posted by Knightfall93
LMAO... first it was England VS USA now its NY vs Jersey! Fight fight fight!


think i need to change the name of thread.............

He would be a special agent of the kingdom

"My name is Man, Spider-Man"

2guns

Originally posted by Knightfall93
LMAO... first it was England VS USA now its NY vs Jersey! Fight fight fight! It's always been Jersey vs NY. It's second nature.

So does Peter in Ultimate spider-man vol 9, where he first fights the sandman, shortly after handling doc ock.

So does Peter what?

whoops lol, he makes fun of Jersey

Yeah! Go Peter!

well england make fun of wales n scotland make fun of england!!!!!
the internal war of britain?

Originally posted by Arahan
He would be a special agent of the kingdom

"My name is Man, Spider-Man"



agent double oh no the blair goblin is bak!!........
wot shall he do?

Actually, England makes fun of scotland more. I ALWAYS take the piss of Scotland and a guy in my class now officially known as "wee Scotty McWaine"!

where are u from then?

England

well that was ovious!! where in england? midlands? london?
and wot footy team u follow if any?

i live in Lincolnshire and i support LIVERPOOL!

LIVERPOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!

You too? BAD ASS!

hell yeah!

fowler

would spidey still have the same villians in britain?
would they have the same goals or would they change?
they'd probably all wana go and kill the royal family, but saying that spidey would join them...........

I'D JOIN THEM! Then again, the royal famly dont do anything nowadays so murdering Tony Blair wou;d be best but he's GG anyway so... AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!! Pete will become best mates with Ewan Blair

i'd join them but then screw them all, steal excalibur and rule britain spidey could be my jester.

ENGLAND!! ENGLAND!!

god save our gracious queen,
god save our noble queen
god save the queen.
send, her, victorious!
happy, and, glourious!
looong, toooo, rain oooover us!
god save the queen!!

.....

and the queen dosnt do anything because we havent had a monarchy in england for over 200 years, more even.



this is subliminal message:

tony blair is a wan|<er

Originally posted by pacmaniac
this is subliminal message:

tony blair is a wan|<er

I think he is trying to tell us something

i think so. the queen is doin sumthin, shes tryin to last the longest on the throne............................in 100years time she will still be there skeleton and robes...........

Originally posted by pacmaniac
ENGLAND!! ENGLAND!!

god save our gracious queen,
god save our noble queen
god save the queen.
send, her, victorious!
happy, and, glourious!
looong, toooo, rain oooover us!
god save the queen!!
Drip drip drop, the queen is raining over us. Or perhaps you meant... REIGN!?
Rule Britannia. Britannia rule the waves,
Briton's never never never, will be slaves!

well it does rain alot, but the queen could'nt rain over us............... unless she was hydro-queen.. no surely not, the blair goblin and hydroqueen??????? british spidey would'nt stand a chance...........all them tax's..........................

"Briton's never never never, will be slaves!"

??????????????
well im a brit and i slave at my work place so im sure somethins wrong there.....................

I slave at school for not a penny! And I must fear the ever- present wrath of Blair- Goblin and Hydro- Queen! Then again... everyone knows the Blair Goblin's resources are supplied by the Bush-Pin!

Spider-Gentleman.....*shivers*

LMAO!

"Wheres a Tux! any size
Catches Girls Just like Perles
LOOK OUT, heres come spider-Gentleman!!!"

Wherever there's a cocktail p[arty! Here comes the Spider- Gentleman!

Spider Gent, Spider Gernt, He can do anything a Spider bonded with a posh guy can,

spidey is best friends with cap america, so would the british spidey be best friends with cap britain or would they be enemies? after all cap britain as an ego.!

Hmmm... maybe he'd be best pals with Tony Goblin!

have we all forgotten the Newton Gorilla, evolved from Isaac Nerwton's attempts to resurrect himself, it worked too well and he became a mad bum chwing ape!

oh no, spidey would be done for unless.........he went to richard branson aka virginman (the british version of ironman) and got a virgin suit to help him fight them evil foes.........................

LMAO! Nice call...
Then there's Captain Manchester AKA Rio Ferdinand. He actually never went to his drug test because he was trying out a super- footballer serum that createst Captain Manchester! He has a deep sense of loyalty to his club and good sportsmanship!

And the famous Terry Wogan was given an anti- aging formula and even now can still present TV/ rado at the age of 101!

But in the DC Universe there's Super- IRA Man AKA Nicky Campbell of radio 1 fame, Bushman AKA Ray Mears (when his woodsman father was killed, Ray became Bushman, proclaiming lumberjacks to be a cowardly and superstticious lot) not to mention I- Pulled- A- Muscle- In -A- Flash W oman AKA Paula Radcliff.

Then there's The Green Fingers (AKA Alan Titchmarsh, he can make anything appear on grass using sheer will power and his trusty Power Rake)

is that with his sidekicks nipples n deep voice........?

Who Robin?

robin?

think michael owen (plays football for real madrid) is the boy wonder
and wayne rooney is a young anakin skywalker he turned to the dark side............

dont think spidey would be a photographer for a paper in britain,
he'd probably be photographer for a magazine based on the on goings of spiderman, with the cheif editor saying hes a criminal when everyone knows he's a gud guy!!

Originally posted by streekz
dont think spidey would be a photographer for a paper in britain,
he'd probably be photographer for a magazine based on the on goings of spiderman, with the cheif editor saying hes a criminal when everyone knows he's a gud guy!! Or secret spy!!!!

It's Parker...*sips tea* Peter Parker.

stirred not shaken??

Well I reckon my maths teacher is actually Carnage...

how you work that out?
is your teacher completely insane?

Yeah... he's scary!

He got red hair?

Nooo... but he's myrderous and insane!n He actually ENJOYS bellowing at people and he's like... that far from snapping AND ASSAULTING SOMEBODY!!!

i dont think that makes him carnage, think he close to depression after teaching people who aint listening to him.......... next time you see him he will look like this........

Isn't Spidey much faster than an average human?

Not like Flash fast, but I imagine superstrength and agility would come together for at least a low level of superhuman speed.

The ultimate speedster is... Pull- A- Muscle- In- A - Flash Woman alias Paula Radcliff! My maths teacher's been like that all year to everyone... maybe he's not quite as crazy as carnagee gbut 1 minute he's screaming in fury, the next he's singing one of hgis gay songs. I mean, what kinda normal peop nsings:
"I love fractions,
Fractions are our friends..."????
OK, maybe he's not ACTUALLY Carnage crazy but stll...

CRAZY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
are u sure u aint drove him to it??

Hey... i'm a good boy... most o' the time... I'm too scared to piss around in his classes!!! In case...




































































...He turns his hands into meat clvers!

well im sure your class mates are mutants you never know you could have colossus and iceman in your class..............but then that would mean.....................................your a mutant....

MUAH HA HA!!! I am truly the awesome bad ass Ultimaton mutant with unlimated power! MUAH HA HA!

i dont like your evil laf too much it makes you sound less powerful than you make out..

Originally posted by MuffinmanMike
Isn't Spidey much faster than an average human?

Not like Flash fast, but I imagine superstrength and agility would come together for at least a low level of superhuman speed. Of course.Originally posted by streekz
i dont like your evil laf too much it makes you sound less powerful than you make out.. What the Hell are you two talking about?

Muah ha ha.... malice, my dear girl, for I am the ultimately powered ultimate mutant... ULTIMATON!

Originally posted by Spideys Sister
Of course. What the Hell are you two talking about?




i dont know.........
it must be us british people..

...Stereotype keeping mouth shut.

LMAO, we Brits are CRAZY

Restraining....from hurting.....british.....feelings.....blowup

us british people are cool people......everyone loves us!!!!!...............


NO!!! wait please..........! NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!tomato

The hec!? This topic still exsists?

still exsists but it sort of gone off topic a lil...

Where The F*** is Paola? She usally kills off pointless threads likje these.

i cant see how this thread is pointless??????????? its askin for peoples opinions if its unsucessful then i guess i should be killed off......but im sure there are people out there who wana have there say...

spidey is one of a few superheroes who would'nt be able to use his skill and powers has he does now..
if you take say wolverine, cyclops, archangel, punisher, daredevil.....these all have abilities that would still be used in britain or other places without any buildings in sight...but spidey web slings his way around, if the buildings aint that high then he would have a problem cause he would go splat on the concrete....

the point is........spidey benefits from web slinging not only does it get him round quicker, it also clears his head when he got problems which is all the time... so if he cant web sling then he loses this way of de-stressing, he would have to run on the roof tops or get a taxi...
i suppose only the people who live in britain will understand what im on about....

Man, Britain sucks balls...

what??? britain as in the people in it??? i didnt know that... i must be the odd one out...