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What would have happened if Jesus said:

"Smoke this, it is my hair" ?

would it be pubic hair?

Marijuana.

Originally posted by Koala MeatPie
What would have happened if Jesus said:

"Smoke this, it is my hair" ?




The world would be a better place

Originally posted by Koala MeatPie
What would have happened if Jesus said:

"Smoke this, it is my hair" ?



Does somebody have a little buz tonight?

that's what i meant, pot looks more like pubic or armpit hair than any other hair

Originally posted by Darth Jello
that's what i meant, pot looks more like pubic or armpit hair than any other hair

Do you wash?
Like, At all?

Originally posted by debbiejo


Does somebody have a little buz tonight?

Never have done, never will do.

Originally posted by Koala MeatPie
Never have done, never will do. You mean you normally think like this??

Originally posted by debbiejo
You mean you normally think like this??

Originally posted by debbiejo
You mean you normally think like this??

You want to know how I think?

I think so fast that my sentences are already formulated and compleat in my mind, But when i try to speak it comes out all at ounce in a giant "blluah".

When i read outloud, I will be reading the top of page 2, when i will be speaking the middle of page 1.

Jesus wouldn't have been into Marijuana, he would have been into Sally.

Everybody's into Sally....Shaman stuff.

Originally posted by debbiejo
Everybody's into Sally....Shaman stuff.

That is why Jesus would have been into it. He's not a party animal, but I hear he makes really good wine out of water.

You smoke some and you'll think you've raised the dead too.

i'm currently averaging 3 showers a day so i'm pretty close to godliness

I assume that when you say "Jesus", you are pronouncing it in the dealers native latin-american dialect.

Hmmm. Considering that certain people believe that a spear that got a bit of Jesus blood on it is terribly powerful, a cup he drank from is terribly powerful, the shroud he was rapped in after dying is powerful, the cloth used to mop his brow is really powerful then I imagine having a Jesus hair cigar would be quite a powerful experience. Far in excess from the normal high people experience.

You wont just think you can walk on water, you probably would be ABLE to walk on water. That, and it will cure all illness and male pattern baldness.



Jebus?

Originally posted by Darth Jello
that's what i meant, pot looks more like pubic or armpit hair than any other hair

Ew! I so didn't need to know that!

uh huh...

Originally posted by Koala MeatPie
What would have happened if Jesus said:

"Smoke this, it is my hair" ?



I'd still only be interested if it was his beard, because I imagine that's where he kept his magical powers