Revernd Maynard
Well, i have AIM. And yes, i use it to the fullest. I have been personal friends with Jesus Christ my whole life. When he first got DSL up in heaven, his first move was to IM me. and heres how it went
Jesussex69: HEY BUDDY!!!
Trppnclark1167: Jesus....is that you?
Jesussex69: It so totally is
Jesussex69: So what you been up to, down there on that hell-hole you call earth.
Trppnclark1167: I've been sinning a ton, my friend
Jesussex69: lol
Jesussex69: Your a crazy biatch...
Trppnclark1167: Hey, how about you let me win on that mountain dew thing
Trppnclark1167: You know, for an X box 360
Trppnclark1167:....You there?
Jesussex69: Yeah bro...this internet thing is awesome
Jesussex69: I just had sex
Trppnclark1167: rofl....isn't that a sin?
Jesussex69: Pshh...neg, oh man this is Uber 1337
Trppnclark1167: Listen jesus...i gtg for a min
Trppnclark1167: I'll be back on in an hour
Jesussex69:...why? we both know you have no life...**** man, i can see you right now...DONT FLIP ME OFF *****...I WILL SLAP YOU DIE DIE DIE...
Trppnclark1167: HAHA...you missed and killed my brothers fish, you deserve to go to hell
Jesussex69 WARNED Trppnclark1167 TO 25%
Trppnclark1167: wow...newb
Jesussex69 has just signed off..
More conversations with Jesus to come (and some special visits from some of Jesus' friends
Jesussex69: HEY BUDDY!!!
Trppnclark1167: Jesus....is that you?
Jesussex69: It so totally is
Jesussex69: So what you been up to, down there on that hell-hole you call earth.
Trppnclark1167: I've been sinning a ton, my friend
Jesussex69: lol
Jesussex69: Your a crazy biatch...
Trppnclark1167: Hey, how about you let me win on that mountain dew thing
Trppnclark1167: You know, for an X box 360
Trppnclark1167:....You there?
Jesussex69: Yeah bro...this internet thing is awesome
Jesussex69: I just had sex
Trppnclark1167: rofl....isn't that a sin?
Jesussex69: Pshh...neg, oh man this is Uber 1337
Trppnclark1167: Listen jesus...i gtg for a min
Trppnclark1167: I'll be back on in an hour
Jesussex69:...why? we both know you have no life...**** man, i can see you right now...DONT FLIP ME OFF *****...I WILL SLAP YOU DIE DIE DIE...
Trppnclark1167: HAHA...you missed and killed my brothers fish, you deserve to go to hell
Jesussex69 WARNED Trppnclark1167 TO 25%
Trppnclark1167: wow...newb
Jesussex69 has just signed off..
More conversations with Jesus to come (and some special visits from some of Jesus' friends