My personal conversations with someone you might all know

Well, i have AIM. And yes, i use it to the fullest. I have been personal friends with Jesus Christ my whole life. When he first got DSL up in heaven, his first move was to IM me. and heres how it went

Jesussex69: HEY BUDDY!!!
Trppnclark1167: Jesus....is that you?
Jesussex69: It so totally is
Jesussex69: So what you been up to, down there on that hell-hole you call earth.
Trppnclark1167: I've been sinning a ton, my friend 😄
Jesussex69: lol
Jesussex69: Your a crazy biatch...
Trppnclark1167: Hey, how about you let me win on that mountain dew thing
Trppnclark1167: You know, for an X box 360
Trppnclark1167:....You there?
Jesussex69: Yeah bro...this internet thing is awesome
Jesussex69: I just had sex
Trppnclark1167: rofl....isn't that a sin?
Jesussex69: Pshh...neg, oh man this is Uber 1337
Trppnclark1167: Listen jesus...i gtg for a min
Trppnclark1167: I'll be back on in an hour
Jesussex69:...why? we both know you have no life...**** man, i can see you right now...DONT FLIP ME OFF *****...I WILL SLAP YOU DIE DIE DIE...
Trppnclark1167: HAHA...you missed and killed my brothers fish, you deserve to go to hell
Jesussex69 WARNED Trppnclark1167 TO 25%
Trppnclark1167: wow...newb

Jesussex69 has just signed off..

More conversations with Jesus to come (and some special visits from some of Jesus' friends 😄

Lol

I quite AIM after random 13 - 14 year old girls who I never even herd of started IMming me and talking about there problems to me. I had no problem with that, I helped them the best I could.

but its when they said that they had a crush On me I Just couldn't take.

Originally posted by Koala MeatPie
Lol

I quite AIM after random 13 - 14 year old girls who I never even herd of started IMming me and talking about there problems to me. I had no problem with that, I helped them the best I could.

but its when they said that they had a crush On me I Just couldn't take.

No ❌

Originally posted by Koala MeatPie
No ❌

bump

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I demand more 😐

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
Well, i have AIM. And yes, i use it to the fullest. I have been personal friends with Jesus Christ my whole life. When he first got DSL up in heaven, his first move was to IM me. and heres how it went

Jesussex69: HEY BUDDY!!!
Trppnclark1167: Jesus....is that you?
Jesussex69: It so totally is
Jesussex69: So what you been up to, down there on that hell-hole you call earth.
Trppnclark1167: I've been sinning a ton, my friend 😄
Jesussex69: lol
Jesussex69: Your a crazy biatch...
Trppnclark1167: Hey, how about you let me win on that mountain dew thing
Trppnclark1167: You know, for an X box 360
Trppnclark1167:....You there?
Jesussex69: Yeah bro...this internet thing is awesome
Jesussex69: I just had sex
Trppnclark1167: rofl....isn't that a sin?
Jesussex69: Pshh...neg, oh man this is Uber 1337
Trppnclark1167: Listen jesus...i gtg for a min
Trppnclark1167: I'll be back on in an hour
Jesussex69:...why? we both know you have no life...**** man, i can see you right now...DONT FLIP ME OFF *****...I WILL SLAP YOU DIE DIE DIE...
Trppnclark1167: HAHA...you missed and killed my brothers fish, you deserve to go to hell
Jesussex69 WARNED Trppnclark1167 TO 25%
Trppnclark1167: wow...newb

Jesussex69 has just signed off..

More conversations with Jesus to come (and some special visits from some of Jesus' friends 😄

Why did you ask him for help on winning a 360 from Mountain Dew? That contest ended in November. 😛

Originally posted by KENobi™
Why did you ask him for help on winning a 360 from Mountain Dew? That contest ended in November. 😛

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psst..it was prolly Lucifer in disguise ✅

Originally posted by a1hsauce
psst..it was prolly Lucifer in disguise ✅

Why would she Disguise herself as Jesus?

he disguises himself as anything appealing ✅

HA!

R.M. has a crush on jesus!

😕

Originally posted by a1hsauce
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😖hifty:

*backpeddles sloooooooowly*

*hovers*

*flails arms*

*Flaps Wings*
*Scratches Earth with foot*
*Pecks Ground*

*takes out Machette*