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George Bush - " Osama Slept with your mom"

Jon Stewart or Conan - "You are god"

Any Hot Hollywood chick - " **** me "

To Simon Cowel:

Usually, Thoes Harsh things you say to people is usually an indicator that you're male ego is threatened, meaning your penis is small.

Simon is cool

At least what he says is true....

Mariah Carrey- I want to french kiss you.......and I'm not talking about your mouth either

Maynard James Keenan- Sup
Neil Pert- fine i will take your drumset
My Girlfriend- I love you and i always will, have fun in school, see you tomorrow.

i want to marry you and have little joe dirts!

to all the people in the world.

"greet one another with the holy kiss"