Happy Birthday Texas!
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Raz
Happy Birthday!
So you finally get to taste alchohol for the first time (legally
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BackFire349
happy birthday cutie
Captain REX
Cutie?
Texas
Yup, Backfire thinks I'm a girl
Thanks you guys.
Captain REX
Deep in the heart of Texas...wait, that's Finti's job. Nevermind.
Ushgarak
Hey, it's the Texmeisters birthday! Have a great day, buddy.
mechmoggy
21 eh? Well done for making it this far Tex, its all down hill from now though I'm afraid.
Texas
21 Yup!!!! The car insurance man is sweating bullets!
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greedo
Happy birthday Texas....21? 21? I think I remember 21...although it's been a while...live each day like it's your last and you'll always be happy
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ToMacco
happy birthday, asswhore.
yerssot
*starts singing offtone*
oh happy days!
oh happy dayyyyyyyyyyyys!
ToMacco
*slaps yers*
Don't ever do that again.
yerssot
*starts singing offtone again*
Happy days are coooooooooooooming!
ToMacco
*tosses a quarter into yerssots cup*
yerssot
what??? you don't have a dollar???
ToMacco
Be thankful I even gave you a quarter.
yerssot
yeah, I'm definitly thankfull for that
now I can finally buy that Ferrari F50 I always wanted
ToMacco
Well, learn how to sing, boy.
yerssot
with that one quarter you gave me?
ToMacco
*gives yerssot $20 dollars*
That's all you get.
yerssot
ow goody, the full 20
Captain REX
*hands Yerss a $10,000 bill*
Do ya have change?
yerssot
you get one, then pay me for not singing
ToMacco
I have a job, and it sucks.
Captain REX
To has a job. Your just a Belgian waffle-iron.
yerssot
I wasn't complaining about the waffles!
LaurenE147
I am. Waffles suck.
Happy late birthday, Tex. I was thinking of you all when I was at the beach. *snickers behind her hand and whispers 'yeah right'*
LaurenE147
Niftified. Winona Judd?
Texas
Nope
Ms. Shoplifting Queen Winona Ryder
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Corran
Belated Birthay wishes Tex, sorry for the lateness but hey you get that.
Gundark
Happy Birthday Tex. Sorry I was late too. Corran and I were on important Jedi Business.
mechmoggy
Fear not people, there's a really important persons birthday coming this 4th of July.
Gundark
And another one on Bastille Day.
LaurenE147
Bastille Day? What are you, French?
Gundark
No. Just something my French teacher in tenth grade made mention of.
LaurenE147
I would never remember anything like that.
Gundark
I've got a mind like a steel trap. You have to, in order to keep track of the queeqer.
LaurenE147
A party of the Republic?
Gundark
Is that what it is ? I don't remember much French.
Corran
You don't? Do you wish for me to say nice things to you in French then?
Gundark
Oh I can just imagine that....
Gundark
You think my other what should not say what ?
Corran
Not quite, I was supposed to say - Do you think I would not tell you the truth?
Gundark
Ah, French Yoda.....clever.
finti
hmm I was wondering about the garlic stench during AOTC
Corran
Oh yes, sorry about that.
LaurenE147
voulez vous couche avec moi ce soi
Ushgarak
Appreciated, but it's a long way to walk.
LaurenE147
Hon, you couldn't handle me even if you could get over here.
Ushgarak
Ehh, I can't be bothered to argue that... you're probably right. I could so the sleeping part just fine, though.
finti
he he in time you may say that, now though
finti
frog speaking
yerssot
stiff @$$sed brit speaking
(adapted quote from Goldeneye)
LaurenE147
I had no idea how to spell it. I was taking my best shot.
Gundark
I think a nap with Ush would be lovely.
But he and I have this proper Jedi relationship...no allowing for naps there. The Code and all, you know...
yerssot
well, how come the JC prohibits a Non Agression Pact?
Gundark
I thought this was all settled.
yerssot
well, apparently they moved away again
Gundark
Its settled, trust me.
yerssot
like always
Gundark
See ? We can all get along.
yerssot
Mais si, vous voulez, je vous peux prouver la contraire...
(quote from "Ridicule"
(If you want, I can always proof the opposite)
LaurenE147
How come the Jedi couldn't even have attachment to people. What about their masters? Didn't they mean a lot to their padawans. Besides the fact that it is impossible to go through life without loving people.
LaurenE147
Plus, wouldn't a life without love be lonely and pathetic. How can you fight evil if you don't care about anybody?
Ushgarak
As Anakin specifies, they ARE allowed to love!
But a Jedi who becomes attached then becomes afraid of losing that attachment and fear is VERY dangerous to a Jedi.
Over-attachment makes that fear impossible to control. But it is not as if they have to never care about anything!
Remember, Jedi are good guys, and those rules are there for a reason.
LaurenE147
You took him too literally. He said that compassion was essential to their lives which he personally would describe as an unconditional love.
Ushgarak
But yet, they ARE allowed to love. But they are not allowed to become over-attached. It is too damgerous, as the films will show. It's pretty simple, really.
LaurenE147
Nooooooooo. He says that love is discouraged.-
Ushgarak
No he doesn't. He says that attachment is forbidden. Methinks you are trying to make too much out of this.
LaurenE147
Then why was Anakin forbidden to so much as look sideways at Padme?
Ushgarak
Because it was obvious he wasn't going to control himself on that one. And he didn't, did he?
LaurenE147
I surrender. I'm right, but I surrender.
Ushgarak
One would assume if you were right there would be no need to surrender...
LaurenE147
Yeah, but you aren't going to see any way but your own, you big mule.
Ushgarak
A very flimsy way of hiding the fact that you were wrong, I am afraid. You have to do more than insult the other party to win an argument.
LaurenE147
I am right! I am right! I am right!
Love is not permitted in the conventional sense. No matter what. Surrender is withdrawn.
Ushgarak
If you insist. But all the films say is that it is attachment and possession that is forbidden.
Your basic point that Jedi are not allowed to care for anybody is complete hogwash.
Texas
Hey!!!
You two need to take this outside and stop fighting in my fabulous Birthday Thread!!! It's like soooo 'Cops'!
yerssot
and this thread must be soooo closed by now!
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