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My friends were over, and I have a Lab(dog) then it was in the room, and me and my friends were playing naruto 4 for gamecube, and my friends friend won the round then jumped up and yelled..and thats when it happened...My dog jumped on him because he thought he wanted to play and started to rape the boy.(The dog is big and the guy is 5'6). So it man handled him and humped the living.. but anyway, the guy did something nasty next

The guy grabbed my dogs Bonkers and started to jerk it me and my other friend said what the hell are you doing and he replied oh, I heard if you do this the dog will stop humping you...it's called "Red Rocket"

poor dog

if you had your dog neutered i don't think the dog would rape anyone again...

but it looks like your friend may have sorted that....

Originally posted by _Sanctuary_
Those were my exact words when it happened. the guy raped my dog back

Originally posted by Cyber Ninja
My friends were over, and I have a Lab(dog) then it was in the room, and me and my friends were playing naruto 4 for gamecube, and my friends friend won the round then jumped up and yelled..and thats when it happened...My dog jumped on him because he thought he wanted to play and started to rape the boy.(The dog is big and the guy is 5'6). So it man handled him and humped the living.. but anyway, the guy did something nasty next

The guy grabbed my dogs Bonkers and started to jerk it me and my other friend said what the hell are you doing and he replied oh, I heard if you do this the dog will stop humping you...it's called "Red Rocket"




I don't know what's worse, your friend doing that, or you feeling the need to tell everyone that your friend did that.

Originally posted by *lizziekk*
poor dog

if you had your dog neutered i don't think the dog would rape anyone again... I will never cut my dogs bonkers off. thats animal cruelty. I would not lik eit happening to me

Originally posted by KharmaDog
I don't know what's worse, your friend doing that, or you feeling the need to tell everyone that your friend did that. I was very disturbed so thought I would share.

better than those I eat my own snot threads

Originally posted by Cyber Ninja
I will never cut my dogs bonkers off. thats animal cruelty. I would not lik eit happening to me

Actually (unless you plan to breed your dog) it's responsible pet ownership.

Originally posted by Cyber Ninja
I will never cut my dogs bonkers off. thats animal cruelty. I would not lik eit happening to me
fair enough.... i don't think your dog will rape anyone for a while again anyway.....

Originally posted by Cyber Ninja
I was very disturbed so thought I would share.

better than those I eat my own snot threads

Not really. Nope, not at all.

Originally posted by KharmaDog
Actually (unless you plan to breed your dog) it's responsible pet ownership. Well the guy jumped up yellen. Said no yelling in my house but the man did it. But seriously what the hell was he thinking.

Originally posted by KharmaDog
Not really. Nope, not at all. i didn't force you to post or read my thread. the title sorta gave it away

Originally posted by Cyber Ninja
Well the guy jumped up yellen. Said no yelling in my house but the man did it. But seriously what the hell was he thinking.

What does that have to do with what I said?

Originally posted by KharmaDog
What does that have to do with what I said? Nothing

Originally posted by Cyber Ninja
Nothing

Then why quote me? You know the whole point of quoting someone do you not?

Originally posted by KharmaDog
Then why quote me? You know the whole point of quoting someone do you not? No

Originally posted by Cyber Ninja
No

11970 posts and you haven't mastered the complex 'quote and response' dynamic.

Wow, you're a sharp one!

Originally posted by KharmaDog
11970 posts and you haven't mastered the complex 'quote and response' dynamic.

Wow, you're a sharp one! yes

so how is your dog after his..... ordeal?

Originally posted by *lizziekk*
so how is your dog after his..... ordeal? He was wagging his tail msn-oh

Originally posted by *lizziekk*
so how is your dog after his..... ordeal?

I don't think he'd look at getting his salad tossed as an "ordeal".

Originally posted by Cyber Ninja
He was wagging his tail msn-oh
oh.... you must have a strong dog....

Originally posted by KharmaDog
I don't think he'd look at getting his salad tossed as an "ordeal".
what would you call it?

Originally posted by KharmaDog
I don't think he'd look at getting his salad tossed as an "ordeal". shock

Originally posted by *lizziekk*
what would you call it? doggie

Originally posted by _Sanctuary_
go away

Originally posted by Cyber Ninja
go away
Make me. 1234

Originally posted by *lizziekk*
what would you call it?

Well if the dog ws humping his friend, and his friend was jerking off the dog, I'd call it consenual sex or bestiality. Either way I'm sure the dog was having a good time.

And as for my previous statement, owning a dog and not nuetering it (unless you are intent on breeding it) is irresponsible pet ownership.

You are actually making your dog's life more miserable by not doing it.

south park'd nasty though for real

Originally posted by KharmaDog
Well if the dog ws humping his friend, and his friend was jerking off the dog, I'd call it consenual sex or bestiality. Either way I'm sure the dog was having a good time.

And as for my previous statement, owning a dog and not nuetering it (unless you are intent on breeding it) is irresponsible pet ownership.

You are actually making your dog's life more miserable by not doing it. No it does see female dogs.

Hey if you are a boy then you wouldn't want that to happen to you .

Originally posted by _Sanctuary_
Make me. 1234 *shoves San off a cliff*

Originally posted by KharmaDog
Well if the dog ws humping his friend, and his friend was jerking off the dog, I'd call it consenual sex or bestiality. Either way I'm sure the dog was having a good time.

And as for my previous statement, owning a dog and not nuetering it (unless you are intent on breeding it) is irresponsible pet ownership.

You are actually making your dog's life more miserable by not doing it.
consenual sex or bestiality.... good way of putting it...

i do agree with neutering dogs..... but i don't have a dog so it doesn't really concern me....

Originally posted by *lizziekk*
consenual sex or bestiality.... good way of putting it...

i do agree with neutering dogs..... but i don't have a dog so it doesn't really concern me.... I will have you spayedshock

Originally posted by Cyber Ninja
I will have you spayedshock
i'm ok thanks....

Originally posted by Cyber Ninja
No it does see female dogs.

What are you trying to say?

Originally posted by Cyber Ninja
Hey if you are a boy then you wouldn't want that to happen to you .

Quite the retarded logic you have going there. Dogs are not people. By not snipping the poor little guy you are forcing him to experience urges that he'll never be able to satisfy, and you are setting him up for behavioural problems.

Originally posted by *lizziekk*
i do agree with neutering dogs..... but i don't have a dog so it doesn't really concern me....

Well, that's a pretty immature attitude. If it doesn't directly affect your life at the moment you are unconcerned that thousands of dogs are put down a week because idiots couldn't take the time to fix their parents?

Originally posted by KharmaDog
What are you trying to say?



Quite the retarded logic you have going there. Dogs are not people. By not snipping the poor little guy you are forcing him to experience urges that he'll never be able to satisfy, and you are setting him up for behavioural problems. there is a female dog next door( I know my neighbor and they play around there)

Dogs are not people sure, so I should cut the dogs urges all together and make it become a zombie and never have a chance...

oh yeah i forgot that you were a dog.

Originally posted by Cyber Ninja
there is a female dog next door( I know my neighbor and they play around there)

So if they have puppies you are going to make sure they are all taken care of?

Originally posted by Cyber Ninja
Dogs are not people sure, so I should cut the dogs urges all together and make it become a zombie and never have a chance...

A zombie? You really don't have a clue what you are talking about do you? Never have a chance at what? Having sex? Are you like 10 years old or something?

Originally posted by Cyber Ninja
oh yeah i forgot that you were a dog.

Is that an attempt at humour?
SWINGGGGG and a MISS!

Originally posted by KharmaDog
Well, that's a pretty immature attitude. If it doesn't directly affect your life at the moment you are unconcerned that thousands of dogs are put down a week because idiots couldn't take the time to fix their parents?
I'm sorry but i don't have a dog therefore i have never had to worry about such issues... I cant do anything to change what people do or don't do to their dogs. That is why my attitude may come across as immature.

Originally posted by KharmaDog
So if they have puppies you are going to make sure they are all taken care of?



A zombie? You really don't have a clue what you are talking about do you? Never have a chance at what? Having sex? Are you like 10 years old or something?



Is that an attempt at humour?
SWINGGGGG and a MISS! Accually Me and my neighbor would keep them because we love animals, and have adopted some.




umm, the dog is not as "peppy" when that happens. So why would you want to do that ? Do you even know the effects it have on the dog when that is done ? go ask a vet and find out.




not really, (not because of your name) but you act like you were a dog and experienced these things first hand. It is more like a FOUL TIP.

Originally posted by *lizziekk*
I'm sorry but i don't have a dog therefore i have never had to worry about such issues... I cant do anything to change what people do or don't do to their dogs. that is why my additude may come across as immature. but you are god so you could change everything shock

Originally posted by Cyber Ninja
My friends were over, and I have a Lab(dog) then it was in the room, and me and my friends were playing naruto 4 for gamecube, and my friends friend won the round then jumped up and yelled..and thats when it happened...My dog jumped on him because he thought he wanted to play and started to rape the boy.(The dog is big and the guy is 5'6). So it man handled him and humped the living.. but anyway, the guy did something nasty next

The guy grabbed my dogs Bonkers and started to jerk it me and my other friend said what the hell are you doing and he replied oh, I heard if you do this the dog will stop humping you...it's called "Red Rocket"


You got that off South Park. That didn't really happen.

Originally posted by xyz revolution
You got that off South Park. That didn't really happen. No he probably got it off of south park and yes it did happen sadly.

Originally posted by Cyber Ninja
Accually Me and my neighbor would keep them because we love animals, and have adopted some.

So if they have twelve puppies you will keep them all? What about when they have puppies next year? Or next year?

Originally posted by Cyber Ninja
umm, the dog is not as "peppy" when that happens. So why would you want to do that ? Do you even know the effects it have on the dog when that is done ? go ask a vet and find out.

The dog is fine when that happens. I have had a golden retriever, mutt, and Irish wolfhound, all of them nuetered. I know the effects on the dog, apparently you don't, educate yourself.

http://www.vetinfo4dogs.com/dneuter.html

http://www.petresource.com/articlesofinterest/newviewsonneutering.html

Originally posted by Cyber Ninja
not really, (not because of your name) but you act like you were a dog and experienced these things first hand. It is more like a FOUL TIP.


SWINGGGGG and a MISS! STRIKE TWO!!!

Originally posted by KharmaDog
So if they have twelve puppies you will keep them all? What about when they have puppies next year? Or next year?



The dog is fine when that happens. I have had a golden retriever, mutt, and Irish wolfhound, all of them nuetered. I know the effects on the dog, apparently you don't, educate yourself.

http://www.vetinfo4dogs.com/dneuter.html

http://www.petresource.com/articlesofinterest/newviewsonneutering.html




SWINGGGGG and a MISS! STRIKE TWO!!! Me and my neighbor will keep them or find homes which everyone on the block and friends want dogs but they cost to much....My dog is not an machine, if you check how many times dogs breed.


Ok since you are so touchy. i will cut my dogs nads off and then i will higher some one to cut yours off. end of thread.

Originally posted by Cyber Ninja
My friends were over, and I have a Lab(dog) then it was in the room, and me and my friends were playing naruto 4 for gamecube, and my friends friend won the round then jumped up and yelled..and thats when it happened...My dog jumped on him because he thought he wanted to play and started to rape the boy.(The dog is big and the guy is 5'6). So it man handled him and humped the living.. but anyway, the guy did something nasty next

The guy grabbed my dogs Bonkers and started to jerk it me and my other friend said what the hell are you doing and he replied oh, I heard if you do this the dog will stop humping you...it's called "Red Rocket"




thats gross

My spider sense is tingling. Ok k dog i willlisten to you since you seem like an expert so don't kill me with the next post shock

Originally posted by Cyber Ninja
Me and my neighbor will keep them or find homes which everyone on the block and friends want dogs but they cost to much....My dog is not an machine, if you check how many times dogs breed.

You will find a home for every dog? You think in a very immature way.

Dogs breed when the female is in heat. A male dog can breed so long as there is a female in heat around. Yes they are breeding machines.

Originally posted by Cyber Ninja
Ok since you are so touchy. i will cut my dogs nads off and then i will higher some one to cut yours off.

Another attempt at humour?
SWINGGGGG and a MISS! STRIKE THREE!!! You're out and are officially considered lame.

I am not touchy, I am debating with you. Grow up and don't be such a little child.

Originally posted by Cyber Ninja
end of thread.

Yes, run away. Very good. But if you actually want to learn something read on.

Originally posted by Cyber Ninja
My spider sense is tingling. Ok k dog i willlisten to you since you seem like an expert so don't kill me with the next post shock

Originally posted by Cyber Ninja
My friends were over, and I have a Lab(dog) then it was in the room, and me and my friends were playing naruto 4 for gamecube, and my friends friend won the round then jumped up and yelled..and thats when it happened...My dog jumped on him because he thought he wanted to play and started to rape the boy.(The dog is big and the guy is 5'6). So it man handled him and humped the living.. but anyway, the guy did something nasty next

The guy grabbed my dogs Bonkers and started to jerk it me and my other friend said what the hell are you doing and he replied oh, I heard if you do this the dog will stop humping you...it's called "Red Rocket"


Beastiality?

Originally posted by JacopeX
Beastiality? he didn't go that far. I would never let that happen.

Closed at starter's request.