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*MOVIE ANNOUNCER'S VOICE*

He was born a woman trapped inside an ugly UGLY man's body.

He knew he was different and was crying to be freed.

His life marred by tragedy and degradation. It seemed all hope was lost.....*intercut to scene of Slay living on the steets, turning tricks*

And then in a heartbeat, his life changed.

*Handsome doctor, played by Heath Ledger*

A doctor, who was willing to transform this deformed young 'man' into the budding woman he was dying to become, found the beauty deep within Slay's tortured soul, and helped the caterpillar transform into the butterfly.

And now, their lives are forever woven together, as pimp and hooker, friend and lover.

A story of tragic beginnings, fateful meetings, and the greatest set of fake boobs a doctor has EVER put on a man.

Starring Heath Ledger as Dr. James Hott
Slay as Sidney the ugly Prostitute
Robin Williams as his Mother
and ~Da Moose~ as The straight guy who thinks the whole thing is sick.

**COMING SOON TO THEATRES NEAR YOU*

This has gone from jokes to just plain insulting

Originally posted by Slay
This has gone from jokes to just plain insulting

You can't be serious.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
You can't be serious.
Well I mean,I don't like to be called an ugly whore

Originally posted by Slay
Well I mean,I don't like to be called an ugly whore

No more than I like to be told I have foot fungus. IT's meant in jest my friend. If you want though, I will have it closed.

Excuse me?

When the... did he say you were an ugly whore?

Originally posted by Da preacher
Excuse me?

When the... did he say you were an ugly whore?
Read the thread title...Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
No more than I like to be told I have foot fungus. IT's meant in jest my friend. If you want though, I will have it closed.
Well foot fungus is different then Ugly Whore

I'm boycotting your gay-porn store from now on mhm

hmm

I read the thread title and I didn't read: 'Slay is an ugly whore'.

But this thread is pathetic.
I mean really....................

Originally posted by Slay
Read the thread title...
Well foot fungus is different then Ugly Whore

Like I said, I will close it if you honestly find it that offensive. It's not MEANT to be, but whatever man.

Originally posted by Da preacher
I read the thread title and I didn't read: 'Slay is an ugly whore'.

But this thread is pathetic.
I mean really....................

Thanks for your patronage, and have a nice day.

Originally posted by Da preacher
I read the thread title and I didn't read: 'Slay is an ugly whore'.

But this thread is pathetic.
I mean really....................
Prostitute whore,whatever...Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Like I said, I will close it if you honestly find it that offensive. It's not MEANT to be, but whatever man. Nah I'm just kidding.You might have gone just a TEENY overboard but whatever...

Originally posted by Slay
Prostitute whore,whatever... Nah I'm just kidding.You might have gone just a TEENY overboard but whatever...

Aiite...latah!

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Aiite...latah!
Gone already?Just when I was about to reveal your gay porn stories

Cut it down will ya?

It's not because the prostitute in this thread is Dutch and you are that he meant you were a whore.

I mean C'mon.

Originally posted by Da preacher
Cut it down will ya?

It's not because the prostitute in this thread is Dutch and you are that he meant you were a whore.

I mean C'mon.
IT SAYS SLAY THE UGLY PROSTITUTE!!!MY FECKING USERNAME IS SLAY!!!OF COURSE HE IS TALKING ABOUT ME!!!

I feel releaved now

I think its funny as hell.

Oh sorry, i really didn't see that!
My honest excuses.


That's flaming really, this dude should really get banned.
I mean that guy has totally no sense of humor.

Technically, wasn't "he" (shrug) only ugly before he was a prostitute?

Originally posted by Da preacher
Oh sorry, i really didn't see that!
My honest excuses.


That's flaming really, this dude should really get banned.
I mean that guy has totally no sense of humor.

YOU sir are a misinformed ASS who knows NOTHING about me.

Seriously guys lay of Moose, It was a joke, chill

Originally posted by Slay
IT SAYS SLAY THE UGLY PROSTITUTE!!!MY FECKING USERNAME IS SLAY!!!OF COURSE HE IS TALKING ABOUT ME!!!

I feel releaved now

Jesus.... This is dumb...it was meant as a joke between friends...

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
YOU sir are a misinformed ASS who knows NOTHING about me.
Well your a gay porn star.And you're not even in it for the money.Admit it.You just liked it
If not you would've stopped way back in '95

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Seriously guys lay of Moose, It was a joke, chill

Agreed

Not agreed.

This dude has called Slay a WHORE and me an ASS.
I really think he should get banned.

I mean that is not funny at all, that is offensive pointless flaming.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Jesus.... This is dumb...it was meant as a joke between friends... That wasn't meant seriously.I was just teaching him to read...properly

Originally posted by Slay
Well your a gay porn star.And you're not even in it for the money.Admit it.You just liked it
If not you would've stopped way back in '95

I am, I admit it. Thanks for getting me into it btw...it's been a real good time!

Ur pathetic, man!

Originally posted by Da preacher
Not agreed.

This dude has called Slay a WHORE and me an ASS.
I really think he should get banned.

I mean that is not funny at all, that is offensive pointless flaming.

Well I'll call you an Ass for acting like a whining *****

Ass.


I won that one. w00t

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
I am, I admit it. Thanks for getting me into it btw...it's been a real good time!
It wasn't my idea.I just told you it was easy money

Originally posted by Da preacher
Ur pathetic, man!

You're ......

Originally posted by Da preacher
Not agreed.

This dude has called Slay a WHORE and me an ASS.
I really think he should get banned.

I mean that is not funny at all, that is offensive pointless flaming.

Something called a joke that perhaps you're not so familiar with?

Originally posted by Da preacher
Not agreed.

This dude has called Slay a WHORE and me an ASS.
I really think he should get banned.

I mean that is not funny at all, that is offensive pointless flaming.

Junior, walk away. Slay and I are I would like to think, friends, and we do this kinda stuff to one another. Relax for God's sake.

U think ur tough behind that computer screen?
I mean really, would you do this in real life?

I guess NO, since U don't have 1.

And a joke is supposed 2B funny.

They should make a movie out of this thread

Everyone, ease up.

Originally posted by Da preacher
U think ur tough behind that computer screen?
I mean really, would you do this in real life?

I guess NO, since U don't have 1.

And a joke is supposed 2B funny.

Wow.

How old are you?

Twelve?

Originally posted by Da preacher
U think ur tough behind that computer screen?
I mean really, would you do this in real life?

I guess NO, since U don't have 1.

And a joke is supposed 2B funny.
Gast.Laat het rusten.Het boeit me echt geen reet wat hij zegt.Ik heb hem ook wel eens zo iets geflikt.

Originally posted by Da preacher
U think ur tough behind that computer screen?
I mean really, would you do this in real life?

I guess NO, since U don't have 1.

And a joke is supposed 2B funny.

I don't have a life? LMFAO. Ok man, whatever.

And ne1 who has 2 type like this, is really a prime example of someone who has a life.

Do I think I'm tough? I'm not trying to be tough loser, not in the least. You don't like it, ge out of the thread and do whatever loser things you do. *shrugs*

U guys have no sense of humor whatsoever.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
I don't have a life? LMFAO. Ok man, whatever.

And ne1 who has 2 type like this, is really a prime example of someone who has a life.

Do I think I'm tough? I'm not trying to be tough loser, not in the least. You don't like it, ge out of the thread and do whatever loser things you do. *shrugs*

w00t

w00t Go my Mooseiful fellow!

Originally posted by Da preacher
You guys have no sense of humor whatsoever.

No lives either, remember that.

LMFAO at you....what a geek.

Originally posted by Da preacher
U guys have no sense of humor whatsoever.

U haver noh sencz ov humer moose!

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
YOU sir are a misinformed ASS who knows NOTHING about me.

Well he did question your sense of humour, something i often question myself.

Originally posted by Da preacher
Ur pathetic, man!

Coming from a person who's sig is the sign of the artis formerly known as good, this comment has been noted, and ignored.

What Storm said ease up people.Before I smack ya pimp

I no what I no and that will suffice for me.
I know how pathetic you guys really are.

See ya and greeting to ur mothers.

Vinny, Georgina, Spoony, thanks.

Storm, sorry, it was not meant to incite riots. Slay and I joke all the time...it's all it was. It's Da Priest or whatever doesn't like it, he's entitled to that. I didn't start the argument.

Originally posted by KharmaDog
Well he did question your sense of humour, something i often question myself.



Coming from a person who's sig is the sign of the artis formerly known as good, this comment has been noted, and ignored.

Thanks for your opinion. It's duly noted and discarded.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Thanks for your opinion. It's duly noted and discarded.

Just close this ****in thread ffs

Whatever dude.

Closed on request of the thread starter.