Everyday I wake up and look around and see things that would be good for humping. It may be a Jaguar, or a sign post, or a pool table in a crowded bar. Please understand that this is not some weird sexual fetish. It is merely to awaken the senses of the people around you. If you think about it, humping things is culturally forbidden in our society. And the joy of humping something comes from the reaction of unsuspecting citizens.