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So theres about 20 Jawas in a stadium with 5 Hungry Nexus. Theres only one exit. All Jawas have is bronze 1-meter spear

Now heres teh Twist!!!1!1

1) The Exit closes RIGHT AFTER ONE JAWA EXITS which means it all Jawas for itself( And its Jawa Vs Jawa Vs Nexus)
2) The Nexus are bit bigger seen in move, have monsterous appetite, its immortal, and when its stabbed in the head it can't move for 3 minutes.
3) The remaining Jawas(When a Lucky Jawa exits the stadium) are still alive, they are forced into laundry slavery by the n00b Commander himself.

All Jawas have number tags on them so say "Jawa 12 escapes!" or something.

The Jawas win blindfolded; every time the Nexus get within twenty meters of one of them, the beasts'll get shocked, burned, halted, and chucked away. They all walk out, then bust apart your laundry service.

Originally posted by Commander K
So theres about 20 Jawas in a stadium with 5 Hungry Nexus. Theres only one exit. All Jawas have is bronze 1-meter spear

Now heres teh Twist!!!1!1

1) The Exit closes RIGHT AFTER ONE JAWA EXITS which means it all Jawas for itself( And its Jawa Vs Jawa Vs Nexus)
2) The Nexus are bit bigger seen in move, have monsterous appetite, its immortal, and when its stabbed in the head it can't move for 3 minutes.
3) The remaining Jawas(When a Lucky Jawa exits the stadium) are still alive, they are forced into laundry slavery by the n00b Commander himself.

All Jawas have number tags on them so say "Jawa 12 escapes!" or something.


The Jawa uses it's Uber force to kill all five Nexus (This is one Jawa killing all five, BTW) and all the Jawa escape.



This thread should be closed.

thsi thread better than your thread :P

And what the hell.

a Jawa could kill 5 Nexus?

WTF is wrong with you

Originally posted by Faroth
And what the hell.

a Jawa could kill 5 Nexus?

WTF is wrong with you

Me?

No, Sorgo.

Originally posted by Faroth
And what the hell.

a Jawa could kill 5 Nexus?

WTF is wrong with you

A Jawa could kill an army of Nexu. Don't blasphemize.

Originally posted by Faroth
And what the hell.

a Jawa could kill 5 Nexus?

WTF is wrong with you

Dude, the Jawas would just use their uber powers and rip a trillion Nexus apart.

Originally posted by Faroth
And what the hell.

a Jawa could kill 5 Nexus?

WTF is wrong with you HERECY!

Shut up... That "Jawas can beat anything!" thing isn't even funny anymore...

Originally posted by Faroth
Shut up... That "Jawas can beat anything!" thing isn't even funny anymore...

May Artoo protect you from the Jawa wrath.

Jawa wrath my ass.

Originally posted by Darth_Glentract
May Artoo protect you from the Jawa wrath.

Originally posted by Faroth
Jawa wrath my ass.

Just digging a deeper grave.

JAWA wrath on your ass.

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No. And Glentract, I plan to get cremated, thank you very much.

HAXXORS!!!

Originally posted by Faroth
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No. And Glentract, I plan to get cremated, thank you very much.

Wow... Just shut up.


The Jawa thing isn't funny anymore? Your stupid little sharade isn't funny anymore and it's starting to piss me off so go to bed like your parents ordered before Sorgo gets mad.

Sorgo you need to just...spontaneously combust...

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I'm shaking in my briefs and bright purple shirt.....

And lemme scratch that, the Jawa thing was never funny or cool.

*nuzzles Feroth's shirt.* mmmm its so fuzzy and soft!

Originally posted by Blaxican_Jedi
*nuzzles Feroth's shirt.* mmmm its so fuzzy and soft!

Actually, The Jawa thing wasn't supposed to be funny.

Nonetheless, it's still retarded.

Originally posted by Faroth
Nonetheless, it's still retarded.


Similar to you, then?

Originally posted by Faroth
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I'm shaking in my briefs and bright purple shirt.....

And lemme scratch that, the Jawa thing was never funny or cool.

Lemme scratch you... Or rip you apart.


You're not cool. Your attitude isn't either. Stop being a Cynical little bastard and go do something constructive.


Don't worry, I'll give you time to go look up those words.

Here. Save you a Google trip.

www.dictionary.com

Using the divine influence of Artoo, the Jawas stun the Nexus long enough for Terrorist Dooku to drive airplanes into their pitiful heads. This destroys everything, so no one wins, except for Artoo.

So...closed!