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so war has been declared. and i'm not afraid to tell you folks -- it WILL be ugly. we're looking for a few good men and women to battle the blatant corruption and vile tactics the authority have thus far displayed. do not be fooled, my friends -- the authority is a plague in the forum, one the JLA WILL root out. if only our members will show up or stopped being banned . . .

to root out thios evil, we will need a few brave souls. in short -- tell ion and i why you think YOU would be an ideal member of the JLAKMC (in 50 words or less! -- what, like we got all day to read these things!). we're looking for ideals here people -- unlike the authority, WE have an image to uphold. things that may help your chances -- you like dc. you don't like scoob. you think speedblitzes rule. you don't like mods who CHANGE SIGS AND STUFF!!

as i said -- ideals are what we're looking for.

so, who's with us!!?




JLAKMC -- the first, the original, and the team that REFUSES to be dragged down to the level of the authority and the other pretenders!! let's make this a better forum. let's end the corruption before it had a chance to fully take root!!



JLAKMC ASSEMBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Im in!!

http://img102.imageshack.us/img102/101/theauthoritycover23ij.jpg

Im me

NUfff Said !

I was asked to join a long time ago but i dont know how to put it on my Sig ?

Hi G.S. babes .... miss me ?

Originally posted by R.O.T. Yahman

Hi G.S. babes .... miss me ?

U know it honey!!

Please tell me that the person your talking to is female!

Originally posted by GalacticStorm
U know it honey!!

How do i put JLAKMC underneathe my Sig ?

Originally posted by steverules
Please tell me that the person your talking to is female!

no2

Originally posted by Scoobless
no2

# Yahman beats up scoobs again #

Originally posted by steverules
Please tell me that the person your talking to is female!

Oh forget what he/she said but up kick up a big stink when i open my mouth!!

Anyway mind your business Yahmans a honey

So he's a lady?

Originally posted by R.O.T. Yahman
How do i put JLAKMC underneathe my Sig ?

I cant remember, CM told me how on my last sig but ive forgotten

Anyone?

Originally posted by steverules
So he's a lady?

He likes to be treated like one apparrently

Originally posted by GalacticStorm
Oh forget what he/she said but u kick a big stink when i open my mouth!!

Anyway mind your business Yahmans a honey




Thanks babes !


You havn't got a new sidekick have you ?

Yup he is a she. (I think).
He likes to be treated like a lady, damn now I'm confused.

Originally posted by R.O.T. Yahman



Thanks babes !


You havn't got a new sidekick have you ?

What do u mean? Im a solo player, always have been. Why? You missing Whirly?

Originally posted by steverules
Yup he is a she. (I think).
He likes to be treated like a lady, damn now I'm confused.

Ill be whatever you want me to be #yahman lifts eyebrows up and down #

Now leave little english bugger boy, b4 mummy and daddy get cross !

Originally posted by R.O.T. Yahman
How do i put JLAKMC underneathe my Sig ?

go to the "Edit Profile" page and write it in the signiture box

if you have a pic (IMG file) in there already just write it underneath it


-sigh-

JLAKMC are all about tight underwear and capes

The Authority like to use their brains

Originally posted by steverules
Yup he is a she. (I think).
He likes to be treated like a lady, damn now I'm confused.

Its cool mate youre young, confusion is just a bump on the road to manhood, just ask Yahman.

Originally posted by R.O.T. Yahman
Ill be whatever you want me to be #yahman lifts eyebrows up and down #

Now leave little english bugger boy, b4 mummy and daddy get cross !


Uhm your English to........
Plus I would hit on you but I'm to scared just incase your a man. I made that mistake with GS!

Originally posted by Scoobless
go to the "Edit Profile" page and write it in the signiture box

if you have a pic (IMG file) in there already just write it underneath it


-sigh-

JLAKMC are all about tight underwear and capes

The Authority like to use their brains


and if you want it to appear under your name go to the same page, area headed "Custom User Text:" and type it in the box under "New Title:"

I'm in Leo!!!

WTF!?!

Originally posted by ZephroCarnelian
I'm in Leo!!!

Been there done that

Originally posted by Scoobless
go to the "Edit Profile" page and write it in the signiture box

if you have a pic (IMG file) in there already just write it underneath it


-sigh-

JLAKMC are all about tight underwear and capes

The Authority like to use their brains



Where's the edit profile page ?

I swear your male.

Originally posted by R.O.T. Yahman
Where's the edit profile page ?

LOL, just go into FAQ then How can I change the information in my profile? And then editing my profile and you should be able to do it there.

Originally posted by R.O.T. Yahman
Where's the edit profile page ?

Press user CP its on the blue bar at the top

Or you could just do that.

Did it work ?

Originally posted by R.O.T. Yahman
Did it work ?

hysterical

Its put the wrong things in the wrong places !!!!!!!!

hysterical This keeps gettin better and better!!!!!

*sigh*

Join this tired group if you must. Just know that I could edit leo's first post so that he's professing his love for demigawd and telling us how much he loves to chew his own dirty socks.

Just something to consider when picking (or not picking) a group to swear your allegiance to.

...

...this from a neutral party...

Originally posted by outarddwarf
hahahahahahahahaha...

In the battle of funny, KMC Authority has the upperhand.

It's quite clear we wear the pants in this forum.

LOL.

Originally posted by GalacticStorm
Been there done that

Originally posted by GalacticStorm
Been there done that

sigh .. .

is it too late for ME to join the authority . . ..?

Originally posted by leonidas
sigh .. .

is it too late for ME to join the authority . . ..?

Originally posted by leonidas
sigh .. .

is it too late for ME to join the authority . . ..?



?? What? I didn't even edit this one.

Originally posted by leonidas
so war has been declared. and i'm not afraid to tell you folks -- it WILL be ugly. we're looking for a few good men and women to battle the blatant corruption and vile tactics the authority have thus far displayed. do not be fooled, my friends -- the authority is a plague in the forum, one the JLA WILL root out. if only our members will show up or stopped being banned . . .

to root out thios evil, we will need a few brave souls. in short -- tell ion and i why you think YOU would be an ideal member of the JLAKMC (in 50 words or less! -- what, like we got all day to read these things!). we're looking for ideals here people -- unlike the authority, WE have an image to uphold. things that may help your chances -- you like dc. you don't like scoob. you think speedblitzes rule. you don't like mods who CHANGE SIGS AND STUFF!!

as i said -- ideals are what we're looking for.

so, who's with us!!?




JLAKMC -- the first, the original, and the team that REFUSES to be dragged down to the level of the authority and the other pretenders!! let's make this a better forum. let's end the corruption before it had a chance to fully take root!!



JLAKMC ASSEMBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I hope this is a joke.

why, you want in? you'd be a good jla member, wk . . .

Originally posted by leonidas


why, you want in? you'd be a good jla member, wk . . .


I want in

I would be a good member for alot of reasons

First of all DC rocks. Second of all Scoobless is evil, and speeblitzing is the best tactic ever. Also moderators who take advantage of their abilities are bad.

In conclusion while the authority might be a below average super team. The JLA KMC however is the best team ever and the Authority pales in comparison.

Long live the JLAKMC

Question how long does it take to upload a sig image?

Originally posted by dman2008
Question how long does it take to upload a sig image?

Late the games begin, little has been worthy of the Phantom Stranger and founding member of JLAKMC for some time. As usual I have been battling the forces of conformity and groupthink, but now something stirs. Shall I answer your Authority questions here scoob or post a hint list

it's Digi's quiz, PM him the answers

hahaha....THIS is my team?

I feel like Sentry among the New Avengers...

Originally posted by leonidas
why, you want in? you'd be a good jla member, wk . . .
How much do I get paid ?

No thanks, I'm too full of myself to be a member of any team lol.

Originally posted by demigawd
hahaha....THIS is my team?

I feel like Sentry among the New Avengers...

hey, anyone out there want demi on their team . . .?

anyone . . .























and yay!!! whirly's back!!!!!!!!!!!!

now it IS on . . .

Originally posted by demigawd
hahaha....THIS is my team?

I feel like Sentry among the New Avengers...

I don't even have to edit these...they're falling apart from the inside.



...we'd gladly accept a convert into the Authority demi....

...or not. One or the other.

we DO 'appear' rather dysfunctional, don't we . . .

however, when we DO decide to band together to battle the forces no SINGLE member can defeat, we CAN be awesome . . . (see thanos/superman)

oh, and what good team ISN'T a little dysfunctional?

rollcall:

galacticstorm
demigawd
whirlysplat/kuntz/sir whirlysplat
ion
leonidas

damn, just saying the NAMES makes me weak in the kness . . .

other members under consideration and to be revealed soon . . .

Didn't Whirly take and pass the Authority quiz? Are you sure he's JLAKMC?

And given the names on that list, it's no wonder we're dysfunctional, hahaha. Our biggest debates have been against each other!

Originally posted by leonidas
we DO 'appear' rather dysfunctional, don't we . . .

however, when we DO decide to band together to battle the forces no SINGLE member can defeat, we CAN be awesome . . . (see thanos/superman)

oh, and what good team ISN'T a little dysfunctional?

rollcall:

galacticstorm
demigawd
whirlysplat/kuntz/sir whirlysplat
ion
leonidas

damn, just saying the NAMES makes me weak in the kness . . .

other members under consideration and to be revealed soon . . .
Try and tell me that isn't the biggest group of powerhouses you've ever seen.

Originally posted by demigawd
Didn't Whirly take and pass the Authority quiz? Are you sure he's JLAKMC?

And given the names on that list, it's no wonder we're dysfunctional, hahaha. Our biggest debates have been against each other!
*speedblitzes demi*

Originally posted by demigawd
Didn't Whirly take and pass the Authority quiz? Are you sure he's JLAKMC?

And given the names on that list, it's no wonder we're dysfunctional, hahaha. Our biggest debates have been against each other!

Nah haven't taken it yet. Want to get my copy of Revolutions out for the Doctors full name.

And after seeing what Bendix does to them with a team of wimps I have no doubt what the JLA would do.

Whirly can take the quiz without joining...so don't worry there.

Whirly and GS on the same team cracks me up. Good luck there...

Originally posted by steverules
Uhm your English to........
Plus I would hit on you but I'm to scared just incase your a man. I made that mistake with GS! how funny was that......

Originally posted by DigiMark007
Whirly can take the quiz without joining...so don't worry there.

Whirly and GS on the same team cracks me up. Good luck there...
Conflict is fine. They have a Batman/Hal Jordan type of relationship.

heheh.

demi/leo

gs/whirly

yep, things won't be boring . . . ion gets to play peacekeeper! or . . . zookeeper! or . . . prisonguard . . .



JLAKMC is NOT for the faint of heart . . .

but we DO kick ass . . .

box

^JLA ^AUTHORITY

Originally posted by leonidas
heheh.

demi/leo

gs/whirly

yep, things won't be boring . . . ion gets to play peacekeeper! or . . . zookeeper! or . . . prisonguard . . .



JLAKMC is NOT for the faint of heart . . .

but we DO kick ass . . .

box

^JLA ^AUTHORITY

Hey leonidas am I in

keep an eye here. you'll find out soon enough . . .

Originally posted by leonidas
keep an eye here. you'll find out soon enough . . .

Who died and mayed you leader ?

Originally posted by R.O.T. Yahman
Who died and mayed you leader ?

As the Phantom Stranger of the group I care not who is leader as I walk my own path - Always a stranger!

Originally posted by Sir Whirlysplat
As the Phantom Stranger of the group I care not who is leader as I walk my own path - Always a stranger!

The Phantom Stranger ?????????

I guess i'll be Orion .... very rarely there, and doesnt really care !

Originally posted by R.O.T. Yahman
Who died and mayed you leader ?

that's not the kind of attitude that's gonna get you on this team, mister!




























actually yahman, i think i can safely say . . . welcome to our dysfunctional little family!!

JLAKMC ASSEMBLE!!

Originally posted by leonidas
that's not the kind of attitude that's gonna get you on this team, mister!




























actually yahman, i think i can safely say . . . welcome to our dysfunctional little family!!

JLAKMC ASSEMBLE!!

I appreciate the invitation but i was already invited ... the Phantom Whirly recruited me a while ago !

and along with yahman, welcome . . .

dman and zephro to the fold!!!

clap

i hope you're ready for what's in store gentlemen. it's a cruel and wicked world out there. and it's about time someone did something about it.























(psst, either of you guys any good with sigs?? we're gettin' our asses kicked out here!!?)

Originally posted by leonidas
and along with yahman, welcome . . .

dman and zephro to the fold!!!

clap

i hope you're ready for what's in store gentlemen. it's a cruel and wicked world out there. and it's about time someone did something about it.























(psst, either of you guys any good with sigs?? we're gettin' our asses kicked out here!!?)

Yay












(Sorry I was barely able to make the simple sig I have now )

Originally posted by dman2008

(Sorry I was barely able to make the simple sig I have now )

Hahaha....and you're about to be pwned with what I'll be revealing.

Originally posted by DigiMark007
Hahaha....and you're about to be pwned with what I'll be revealing.


what

don't do anything that you would not like to havedone to yourself

You guys are some crazy motherf*ckers.......................

Originally posted by dman2008
what

don't do anything that you would not like to havedone to yourself

That's the spirit dman! Own that punk!

*kicks in the door*

I think id be a good JLAKMC member because Flash speedblitzes own, Hal can stop time or turn one into the size of an ant and Zatanna has to say 1-2 words. Game over.

Originally posted by jrodslam
*kicks in the door*

I think id be a good JLAKMC member because Flash speedblitzes own, Hal can stop time or turn one into the size of an ant and Zatanna has to say 1-2 words. Game over.
Jrod!

Maybe you could speedblitz our door back on the hinges.

Originally posted by demigawd
That's the spirit dman! Own that punk!


dammit demi, i laughed so loud i woke my kid ya bastich!!!!!!!!






oh, and snoop, i bin lookin' fer ya . . . i gots an offer i don't think you can refuse . . . .


and while we're here, let's welcome newest member JRODSLAM!!!




it's been nice knowin' you authority boyz . . .



NOT!!!!!!

Originally posted by The Ion
Jrod!

Maybe you could speedblitz our door back on the hinges.

Sorry bout that.

Srood riaper sevlesmeht!

Looks like theres overwhelming interest in League membership.

id do anything to come in this club, even sppedblitz...digimark007, but what are the chance

I made a better sig yay I spelled Galactic wrong though

Originally posted by The Ion
Looks like theres overwhelming interest in League membership.

yep, and allow me to take this final moment to welcome perhaps our final member . . .

the coolest dawg in the joint .. . .



SNOOPDOG!!!!!!!!!!

Originally posted by leonidas
yep, and allow me to take this final moment to welcome perhaps our final member . . .

the coolest dawg in the joint .. . .



SNOOPDOG!!!!!!!!!!

I'm in the hizzle fa shizzle..................

School is in fools. Authority should get a sex change so they can have the balls to face us.

Originally posted by snoopdogg
I'm in the hizzle fa shizzle..................

School is in fools. Authority should get a sex change so they can have the balls to face us.

Originally posted by The Ion
Looks like theres overwhelming interest in League membership.

Problem is you have no criteria....you're disorganized. I'd rather have a focused 5 than a leaderless (with all due respect to leo's efforts) gaggle of members.

Originally posted by DigiMark007
Problem is you have no criteria....you're disorganized. I'd rather have a focused 5 than a leaderless (with all due respect to leo's efforts) gaggle of members.
You say that now but this is only the proverbial Issue #1 of a 12 issue maxiseries.

Originally posted by The Ion
You say that now but this is only the proverbial Issue #1 of a 12 issue maxiseries.

You best bring your maxi-pads then.

Originally posted by DigiMark007
You best bring your maxi-pads then.


(JLA KMC) rifle > (Authority KMC) shy

Authority KMC=rip

Hey I just realized that the next fight of Dizzles tourney will probably be
Me VS Scoobless.

Originally posted by The Ion
You say that now but this is only the proverbial Issue #1 of a 12 issue maxiseries.

well said my friend . . . well said . . .

The league will go unlimited we are for the people not to be above them.

Originally posted by Sir Whirlysplat
The league will go unlimited we are for the people not to be above them.

I agree. We then shall be truly united.

Originally posted by dman2008
Hey I just realized that the next fight of Dizzles tourney will probably be
Me VS Scoobless.

That's Scoobless+Thanos vs. You. KMC Authority, represent.

Honestly, I just realized we pretty much own the comics section now... Holy crap, we're f***ing elitists. I love it! And we don't have any Canadians! Or long pig!

Originally posted by leonidas
yep, and allow me to take this final moment to welcome perhaps our final member . . .

the coolest dawg in the joint .. . .



SNOOPDOG!!!!!!!!!!



Go Snoop! Go Snoop!

http://images.killermovies.com/forums/user_sigs/customsig_79208_RT.gif

Wow, I've been in? How many team meetings have I missed?

yeah, you've been an honary member until you showed to become full time official.

so, you in?

all you gotta do is put jlakmc in the sig or avatar section. oh, and if you know how to do sigs . . .

Can I join tooo??

Originally posted by Rewmac
Can I join tooo??

Of course you can.

Cool then Im in...Me = John Stewart. You said he is free right?

Originally posted by Rewmac
Cool then Im in...Me = John Stewart. You said he is free right?

Yes I am sure he is free!

*Pretending to know whats going on* confused

Originally posted by Thorin
*Pretending to know whats going on* confused

War with the elitist establishment my friend..... led by Digi and Scoob...... Its coming.

Originally posted by dman2008
Hey I just realized that the next fight of Dizzles tourney will probably be
Me VS Scoobless.

Prepare to be PWNED!

I'd be a good member because I have good knowledge of the JLA and especially batman. You can quiz me if ya want! i hope there's till available places...

can we reveal what we really plan to do with the JLAKMC yet, or should we wait to get more members?

Originally posted by demigawd
can we reveal what we really plan to do with the JLAKMC yet, or should we wait to get more members?

More members Demi, more members

Originally posted by leonidas
yeah, you've been an honary member until you showed to become full time official.

so, you in?

all you gotta do is put jlakmc in the sig or avatar section. oh, and if you know how to do sigs . . .

Ah, Simple enough to do...

Originally posted by Sir Whirlysplat
More members Demi, more members

Well, as long as people keep asking to join and nobody bothers to ask what they're joining, cool....heh heh...

Originally posted by demigawd
Well, as long as people keep asking to join and nobody bothers to ask what they're joining, cool....heh heh...

Agreed They are joining a war..... with the Authority.

So how do we wage war? ANd whts your real plan, JLAKMCer guys?

Originally posted by Knightfall93
So how do we wage war? ANd whts your real plan, JLAKMCer guys?

Well, uh, we were kinda thinking about training you guys as ninja assassins and, like, taking it from there...

Ooooooohhhhhh kaaaaayyyyyyy

Originally posted by demigawd
Well, uh, we were kinda thinking about training you guys as ninja assassins and, like, taking it from there...



that's it demi, let them believe that . . .

Originally posted by Knightfall93
So how do we wage war? ANd whts your real plan, JLAKMCer guys?

Great question. lol

...I think actual ideas on this front are going to be at a premium. QF's idea of the Respect thread for the Authority is about the best I've seen so far.

Authority - 1
JLA - 0

...though with the unlimited, you might just be able to sit on us or something at this point and suffocate us, from the sheer weight of your bloated regime.

So yeah, with the JLA Unlimited Thread and the Full Members List Thread, I'm going to be closing this one.

If there's any huge objections, let me know...but this isn't malicious or anything...just trying to maintain at least a little order in the comic forum.