Paletero Man needs your help?

okay so I'm takin my kids camping, and one of my games planned out sort of a question and answer thing..I ask a question, they answer it right I chuck some candy at em...but I need some good questions that theyll be able to answer easily...any suggestions?

omg you have kids?

what about..what colour is the sky?

😕 theyre not mine..

Originally posted by a1hsauce
😕 theyre not mine..

Originally posted by a1hsauce
okay so I'm takin my kids camping, and one of my games planned out sort of a question and answer thing..I ask a question, they answer it right I chuck some candy at em...but I need some good questions that theyll be able to answer easily...any suggestions?

Does your mum need a penis shoulder to cry on?

❌ my mother doesnt have a penis 😕

All about Harry Potter:
[list]
[*]Who are Harry' s best friends?
[*]What house did the sorting hat want to place Harry in?
[*]What type of creature has Harry flied on?
[*]Why do Harry and Luna see the "weird horses" pulling the carriages to Hogwarts, when nobody else can see them?
[*]He is Harry' s worst enemy.[/list]

Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.

😱 Marry me ✅

Originally posted by a1hsauce
❌ my mother doesnt have a penis 😕

I didn't say she did. 😕

Animal riddles:
[list]
[*]I am a cousin of the horse. I run fast and have stripes on my fur. What am I?
[*]I have a pouch and I carry my baby in it. What am I?
[*]I am small, grey and I eat cheese. What am I?
[*]I am an insect, I have very pretty wings. What am I?
[*]I hop, I swim and I eat flies. What am I?[/list]

Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.

Originally posted by Storm
Animal riddles:
[list]
[*]I am a cousin of the horse. I run fast and have stripes on my fur. What am I?
[*]I have a pouch and I carry my baby in it. What am I?
[*]I am small, grey and I eat cheese. What am I?
[*]I am an insect, I have very pretty wings. What am I?
[*]I hop, I swim and I eat flies. What am I?[/list]

Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.

[list=1]
[*]Zebra
[*]Kangaroo
[*]Mouse
[*]Butterfly
[*]Frog
[/list]

Originally posted by Storm
All about Harry Potter:
[list]
[*]Who are Harry' s best friends?
[*]What house did the sorting hat want to place Harry in?
[*]What type of creature has Harry flied on?
[*]Why do Harry and Luna see the "weird horses" pulling the carriages to Hogwarts, when nobody else can see them?
[*]He is Harry' s worst enemy.[/list]

Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.

[list=1]
[*]Hermione and that ginger kid.
[*]Cottage?
[*]Bird?
[*]'cause they're high?
[*]He sure is.
[/list]

Originally posted by Bloigen
[list=1]
[*]Zebra
[*]Kangaroo
[*]Mouse
[*]Butterfly
[*]Frog
[/list]

kangaroo !!!😱 thats moi !!

A1 you better make my kids happy 😠

😮 okay....

well theyre jr. high aged, so i need em alil bit tougher than that but those were awesome...ill have to write it down for when i work with the tots ✅

Originally posted by a1hsauce
okay so I'm takin my kids camping, and one of my games planned out sort of a question and answer thing..I ask a question, they answer it right I chuck some candy at em...but I need some good questions that theyll be able to answer easily...any suggestions?

You are two years older then me, And I'm assumeing your kids can Walk a good ways and talk, so therefore 4-6 years old.

Which would mean you had your kids when you wher 14-16.

Sick man, Sick.

[Added]

Juniour high!?

You had Your Kids when you where 4 - 6 years old!?

[Added]

So, why did you marry Someone which kids 5 tears younger then you?

[Added]

Are you married?

😑

Originally posted by Koala MeatPie
You are two years older then me, And I'm assumeing your kids can Walk a good ways and talk, so therefore 4-6 years old.

Which would mean you had your kids when you wher 14-16.

Sick man, Sick.

[Added]

Juniour high!?

You had Your Kids when you where 4 - 6 years old!?

[Added]

So, why did you marry Someone which kids 5 tears younger then you?

[Added]

Are you married?

Originally posted by a1hsauce
😕 theyre not mine..

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