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well, this MIGHT be my last time on KMC, there are tornado watches and warnings around where i live, so if i die, i just wanted to tell yall cya, and if i dont. ill be on tomorrow

ey dont worry, jus go to the basement, youll be safe there

or go stand out with some cardboard wings attached to your hands.

And don't ferget to cover yourself in tinfoil, it helps .....wind resistance yea

dont have a basement

If you go outside and wait for the tornado to hit you...yeah, have fun.

Just go in the basement.

Beileve it or not, I almost died last week. ermm

Try finding a small hole and hide in it.

Then make a basement.

Seriously, why aren't you calling your friends and relatives if you're afraid a tornado will kill you? 99% chance that the people on here will probably just say 'Gee, sucks' or 'Go hide in a basement.'

Originally posted by Captain REX
Then make a basement.

Seriously, why aren't you calling your friends and relatives if you're afraid a tornado will kill you? 99% chance that the people on here will probably just say 'Gee, sucks' or 'Go hide in a basement.' Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
or go stand out with some cardboard wings attached to your hands.

And don't ferget to cover yourself in tinfoil, it helps .....wind resistance yea

center of your house in a room w/o windows if possible

He can pull a Dorothy. I heard that the Land of Oz is good this time of year.

Originally posted by Captain REX
He can pull a Dorothy. I heard that the Land of Oz is good this time of year.

Yeah, all the witchs are on strike.

Don't forget Toto.

Toto's been dead for 60+ years.

cry

hug

Originally posted by Mr. Bacon
hug

Originally posted by Captain REX
Toto's been dead for 60+ years.

Yeah, but the wicked witch of the west brought him back, because he got a F in heaven. 1234

Originally posted by Fox13
well, this MIGHT be my last time on KMC, there are tornado watches and warnings around where i live, so if i die, i just wanted to tell yall cya, and if i dont. ill be on tomorrow
I've no basement either. Try the bathroom or a place with solid walls and no windows. Maybe a small closet and cover yourself with a thick blanket incase of debris. In other words, even though you have tornado warnings in your area it may not even come near you if you even have a touchdown. We've had a few close calls as far as tornadoes but nothing thankfully. The shitty thing is, the County sirens aren't loud enough so if they are ever sounded for tornado warnings I'll just be snoring away! I won't hear a thing. So if a tornado ever comes in the nighttime I'm dead meat.

Originally posted by Fox13
well, this MIGHT be my last time on KMC, there are tornado watches and warnings around where i live, so if i die, i just wanted to tell yall cya, and if i dont. ill be on tomorrow

Want a cookie?

Originally posted by Fox13
well, this MIGHT be my last time on KMC, there are tornado watches and warnings around where i live, so if i die, i just wanted to tell yall cya, and if i dont. ill be on tomorrow

where do you live?

I'm eating cookies right now.

But they're mine. He can't have them, no matter how dead he may be in the morning.

I think everyone who lives in a tornado area should just build a massive basement network and go underground. Or make subways.

Originally posted by Inspectah Deck
Want a cookie?

Got milk?

Originally posted by ILoveMyDaniel
I've no basement either. Try the bathroom or a place with solid walls and no windows. Maybe a small closet and cover yourself with a thick blanket incase of debris. In other words, even though you have tornado warnings in your area it may not even come near you if you even have a touchdown. We've had a few close calls as far as tornadoes but nothing thankfully. The shitty thing is, the County sirens aren't loud enough so if they are ever sounded for tornado warnings I'll just be snoring away! I won't hear a thing. So if a tornado ever comes in the nighttime I'm dead meat.

Try living in tornado alley in a house with no basement, like I did up until 5 years ago.

I swear I've seen so many tornados it's ridiculous. We were driving home once and it was storming outside, I looked out the car window....and there was one about a half mile north of where we were driving. That was just mildly scary. And once when I was in 5th grade we had two funnel clouds form over my school. Not to mention that my aunt's town was completely destroyed by a tornado a couple of years ago, and it had come within a block and a half of her house.

Originally posted by Fox13
well, this MIGHT be my last time on KMC, there are tornado watches and warnings around where i live, so if i die, i just wanted to tell yall cya, and if i dont. ill be on tomorrow


Bye

well, here's a thought. get in the f*ckin car and get outta dodge until the tornado passes.

WHERE DO YOU LIVE?

ive always wanted to see a tornado from a safe distance, i love weather for its unpredictability and its shear power

Originally posted by Lana
Try living in tornado alley in a house with no basement, like I did up until 5 years ago.

I swear I've seen so many tornados it's ridiculous. We were driving home once and it was storming outside, I looked out the car window....and there was one about a half mile north of where we were driving. That was just mildly scary. And once when I was in 5th grade we had two funnel clouds form over my school. Not to mention that my aunt's town was completely destroyed by a tornado a couple of years ago, and it had come within a block and a half of her house.

Stupid Lana, living in places where she might die...



...shall I get the bonking stick, now?

Originally posted by Captain REX
I'm eating cookies right now.

But they're mine. He can't have them, no matter how dead he may be in the morning.

I think everyone who lives in a tornado area should just build a massive basement network and go underground. Or make subways.

Where I used to live we couldn't have basements because they would flood...

Originally posted by Mr. Bacon
ive always wanted to see a tornado from a safe distance, i love weather for its unpredictability and its shear power

They're pretty scary but cool at the same time. So long as they don't come close to any area where there are people.

i live in scottsburg indiana, and my mom wont answer her GOD DAMNED CELL its pissin me off, im all alone im scared shitless

Originally posted by Captain REX
Stupid Lana, living in places where she might die...



...shall I get the bonking stick, now?

Hey, wasn't my fault, we moved out there from the city when I wasn't even two years old

Where I plan to go to school next year is even further into tornado alley than where I used to live, and is mildly in the middle of nowhere. Shall be interesting.

But I must say I'm rather used to crazy weather. Comes from living in the Chicago area my whole life, I suppose.

you prbly shouldnt be on the computer for one thing

Originally posted by Ladyluck
cry Don't cry..we got a new Toto..Toto 2!

Originally posted by Fox13
i live in scottsburg indiana, and my mom wont answer her GOD DAMNED CELL its pissin me off, im all alone im scared shitless

Oh.. Indiana .. not anywhere close to me...

well... you can get in your closet or put your mattress over you in the bath tub

good luck

Originally posted by Fox13
i live in scottsburg indiana, and my mom wont answer her GOD DAMNED CELL its pissin me off, im all alone im scared shitless

Indiana? Not far from me, I live near Chicago.

We had some crazy storms today, they probably picked up strength. This morning when I was at school the sky was green, and we had a really bad thunderstorm a few hours ago.

Originally posted by Lana
Try living in tornado alley in a house with no basement, like I did up until 5 years ago.

I swear I've seen so many tornados it's ridiculous. We were driving home once and it was storming outside, I looked out the car window....and there was one about a half mile north of where we were driving. That was just mildly scary. And once when I was in 5th grade we had two funnel clouds form over my school. Not to mention that my aunt's town was completely destroyed by a tornado a couple of years ago, and it had come within a block and a half of her house.
No thanks! *Cowers*
Wow! Though I've never seen a tornado in real life *shudder* I have had to go to other peoples houses and just last year my mother and I were home and she was in bed and I was up watching the TV, all of a sudden the wind picked up to at least 70 mph and the news reported gave the "take the proper precautions" speech that they all do when you're about to get hit. So I woke Mom up, we got down in the hall between two interior walls and just rode it out. Though we did not get a tornado (Which I am thankful for) it was pretty freaking scary. We have a tree in the front of our house that's two times the size of our house and though it's a really strong tree, if the wind gets a good enough gust and blows it the wrong way...our house is gone. Lol. Sorry about your Aunt and her town's devastation. I would crap my pants!

i hate it when the sky goes green ... i use to live in Kansas and it did that a few times

And this is why you should live in England

Originally posted by Fiann@
And this is why you should live in England

Or Canada.

Originally posted by Fox13
i live in scottsburg indiana, and my mom wont answer her GOD DAMNED CELL its pissin me off, im all alone im scared shitless

Stop being a baby and Die like a man

erm... id rather live

Originally posted by Ladyluck
Or Canada. Exactly...Canada seems to have more impressive scenery...

Originally posted by K.Diddy
Stop being a baby and Die like a man
hahahaha!!! wtf?!

i used to be afraid of thunderstorms when i was little because i thought a tornado was coming but ive come to love them

You could always commit suicide so that you're not alive when the tornado flings you a few miles away.

Originally posted by Fiann@
Exactly...Canada seems to have more impressive scenery...
and the sexiest ladies. yup.

Good luck.

Originally posted by Fox13
erm... id rather live

I probably would as well, but I wouldn't be ringing my mummy up to come home

Originally posted by ILoveMyDaniel
No thanks! *Cowers*
Wow! Though I've never seen a tornado in real life *shudder* I have had to go to other peoples houses and just last year my mother and I were home and she was in bed and I was up watching the TV, all of a sudden the wind picked up to at least 70 mph and the news reported gave the "take the proper precautions" speech that they all do when you're about to get hit. So I woke Mom up, we got down in the hall between two interior walls and just rode it out. Though we did not get a tornado (Which I am thankful for) it was pretty freaking scary. We have a tree in the front of our house that's two times the size of our house and though it's a really strong tree, if the wind gets a good enough gust and blows it the wrong way...our house is gone. Lol. Sorry about your Aunt and her town's devastation. I would crap my pants!

Man, that storm was terrible, we were watching the news because there were tornados all over the place, and then they said a warning was issued for LaSalle County and was heading for Utica, where she lives (anyone who knows Illinois, that's where Starved Rock State Park is, and is about an hour and a half southwest of Chicago). Most of the town was totally trashed.

They're pretty scary, but I've become used to them, because I've seen so many.

When I was about 5 years old one hit where I lived, it touched down not a half mile from my house, and destroyed an elementary school about 10 miles from there. I STILL remember that storm very clearly even though it was 15 years ago; a lightning bolt hit a power line down the street from my house, knocking the pole down and starting a large fire.

Originally posted by mysterio69
and the sexiest ladies. yup. English ladies aren't sexy? schmoll


God I hate the word..it sounds so wrong with an English accent....

Originally posted by Captain REX
You could always commit suicide so that you're not alive when the tornado flings you a few miles away.

Lana, stop being a sympathy whore!

Originally posted by Captain REX
Lana, stop being a sympathy whore!

Shut up bang I live in an area with psychotic weather okay?

*stabs with a lightsaber*

Originally posted by Captain REX
Lana, stop being a sympathy whore!

Originally posted by Captain REX
*stabs with a lightsaber*

*beats to death with a shoe*

*blocks shoe with...anti-shoe lightsaber...?*

Originally posted by Fiann@
English ladies aren't sexy? schmoll


God I hate the word..it sounds so wrong with an English accent....
never said that. just that canadian girls a sexi-ER. but hey, english birds are good to. with the accent. oh god. yeah.

Originally posted by Captain REX
*blocks shoe with...anti-shoe lightsaber...?*

What the ****?



Go on MSN!

Originally posted by Captain REX
*blocks shoe with...anti-shoe lightsaber...?*

wtf

*accidentally slashes off Morning Glory's kneecaps*

Originally posted by Captain REX
*accidentally slashes off Morning Glory's kneecaps*


why?? crytissuecrytissue

Originally posted by Fox13
well, this MIGHT be my last time on KMC, there are tornado watches and warnings around where i live, so if i die, i just wanted to tell yall cya, and if i dont. ill be on tomorrow
Dig yourself a hole.

Originally posted by Fox13
well, this MIGHT be my last time on KMC, there are tornado watches and warnings around where i live, so if i die, i just wanted to tell yall cya, and if i dont. ill be on tomorrow do you live in michigan?

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
do you live in michigan?

Indiana

no, i live in indiana, saddly, southern indiana, the big part of the storm is about to hit, and the wind speed is already in the 50s

... are you going to take shelter or just ride it out...

prolly jus gonna ride it out even though the red part is ontop of us

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
do you live in michigan?

Where in Michigan do you live?

Originally posted by Fox13
prolly jus gonna ride it out even though the red part is ontop of us

Chances are you'll be fine.

have any tornados touched down in your area yet?

who cares

i doubt any have touched down yet near my area, but there are TONS of red spots over our area on the weather channel

Originally posted by Fox13
i doubt any have touched down yet near my area, but there are TONS of red spots over our area on the weather channel

That in itself means nothing, on weather radars the colors have to do with rainfall, not the storm intensity.

actually, here it does, red = OMG RUN FOR COVER, orenge = OMG GO TO DEAFCON 2, green= *eats a cheeseburger* get it?

Stuff like that is universal.

The storm we had here earlier was orange and it wasn't anything more than thunder, some lightning, and a LOT of rain and wind. Not even so much as a tornado watch.

well, we have heavy winds and thunderstowm syrens going off over here....

It's nice and sunny here

What would a purple be?

purple, i beleive is = OMG ITS TEH ICE AGE!!!!

or is that blue....

Originally posted by Captain REX
What would a purple be?


A gang of gay people going through the town

erm... that may be it...

maybe

Originally posted by Fox13
erm... that may be it...


Are you dead yet?

TORNADO JUST TOUCHED GROUND NOT 50 MILES AWAY, SHOULD I GET IN THE TUB OR SOMETHIN!?!?!?

Originally posted by Fox13
TORNADO JUST TOUCHED GROUND NOT 50 MILES AWAY, SHOULD I GET IN THE TUB OR SOMETHIN!?!?!?


I kinda want you just to stay there and let it kill you, a bit of entertainment for the afternoon

dude, i hope to god that you burn in hell!

Originally posted by Fox13
dude, i hope to god that you burn in hell!


So do I

50 miles away, chances are it won't get anywhere near you.

Obviously your power isn't out as you're still posting here, so the storm can't be THAT bad where you live.

actually, its headed directly at us and, our power is flickering

Originally posted by Fox13
actually, its headed directly at us and, our power is flickering

clapping

**sits back to watch the show**

Originally posted by Fox13
TORNADO JUST TOUCHED GROUND NOT 50 MILES AWAY, SHOULD I GET IN THE TUB OR SOMETHIN!?!?!?

You're safe if it's 50 miles away. Just have supplies ready, IE a lot of blankets to cover yourself up with in the tub to avoid debris, maybe even a small matress if you have one. I used to live in Tennessee so I got used to the heavy storms with tornados, statistically not many people die from tornados.

exactly..... i might lose my compy

Originally posted by Fox13
exactly..... i might lose my compy

Your still here

yes, like i said, we just now gettin hail n' shit

Awesome! I love storms! w00t

Originally posted by DarkC
Property damage does suck rather badly though.

Insurance.

Originally posted by Fox13
yes, like i said, we just now gettin hail n' shit

You really shouldn't be online. You're running the risk of electrocution and frying your computer. Just turn the computer off and go watch TV for what the storm is doing.

Originally posted by Fox13
yes, like i said, we just now gettin hail n' shit

You realize that if there's a power surge, your computer can be completely destroyed?

not exactly, i have like 5 surge converturs connected right now ^-^

Originally posted by Fox13
not exactly, i have like 5 surge converturs connected right now ^-^

Even still, something could happen. It's safer to leave the computer off during a heavy storm.

Yep, something can still happen.

My friend's computer got wrecked during a power surge during a thunderstorm, best to just turn it off.

im not worried about my comp right now, im more worried about my trash can outside

Originally posted by Fox13
im not worried about my comp right now, im more worried about my trash can outside

Your trash can......?

well.. my house actually

And unplug it too.

Hurry up and die

haha im alive!!!! the storm is gon YAY

Originally posted by Fox13
haha im alive!!!! the storm is gon YAY

w00t

Originally posted by Fox13
haha im alive!!!! the storm is gon YAY

Damn, now I will have to go watch tv instead

..........

Originally posted by Fox13
haha im alive!!!! the storm is gon YAY w00t dancekicking

Originally posted by Fox13
well, this MIGHT be my last time on KMC, there are tornado watches and warnings around where i live, so if i die, i just wanted to tell yall cya, and if i dont. ill be on tomorrow

wow I wish I could see a tornado first hand... obviously not lose my house or life by seeing it tho..

Next time take some pics if you can safely do so

Originally posted by Fox13
haha im alive!!!! the storm is gon YAY

What did I say would likely happen?

damn still here huh..............well good for you.par-ty

Originally posted by Lana
Man, that storm was terrible, we were watching the news because there were tornados all over the place, and then they said a warning was issued for LaSalle County and was heading for Utica, where she lives (anyone who knows Illinois, that's where Starved Rock State Park is, and is about an hour and a half southwest of Chicago). Most of the town was totally trashed.

They're pretty scary, but I've become used to them, because I've seen so many.

When I was about 5 years old one hit where I lived, it touched down not a half mile from my house, and destroyed an elementary school about 10 miles from there. I STILL remember that storm very clearly even though it was 15 years ago; a lightning bolt hit a power line down the street from my house, knocking the pole down and starting a large fire.
Woah. Yeah, I have a friend in Illinois but I've never been there. We're always having these drills to prepare for one if it ever happened but thankfully there hasn't ever been one. Thankfully last night, even though the eastern weather front came through, we didn't get a storm, but the wind was crazy. It woke me up around 11 and Dad heard me get up so I walked out and he told me that it was just the wind and that there were not supposed to be any storms, just the wind. So I finally got back to bed. But, going back to close calls, do you think a tornado never strikes a path more than once? Or however that saying goes.

Originally posted by Ladyluck
Don't forget Toto.

Originally posted by Captain REX
Toto's been dead for 60+ years.

Originally posted by Ladyluck
cry


hysterical Funniest posts I've seen in a long time...

hope you made it ok Fox... i saw this article on Drudgereport.com today about the storms

http://apnews.myway.com/article/20060217/D8FR2A702.html

Originally posted by Itzak
Got milk?

Yeah

Originally posted by Fox13
i live in scottsburg indiana, and my mom wont answer her GOD DAMNED CELL its pissin me off, im all alone im scared shitless

Ha, no wonder

Indiana is a nice place. I went there this time last year.

Originally posted by ILoveMyDaniel
Indiana is a nice place. I went there this time last year.

That's nice

Originally posted by Fox13
well, this MIGHT be my last time on KMC, there are tornado watches and warnings around where i live, so if i die, i just wanted to tell yall cya, and if i dont. ill be on tomorrow

You won't die, you'll be back before you know it!

Originally posted by ILoveMyDaniel
Indiana is a nice place. I went there this time last year.


Hang on, just let me sit down and try and care for a couple of minutes

Indiana is full of Indians who'll scalp ya, hahahahahahahaha!!!!

Originally posted by Captain REX
He can pull a Dorothy. I heard that the Land of Oz is good this time of year.

Its always good

Originally posted by Makedde
Indiana is full of Indians who'll scalp ya, hahahahahahahaha!!!!

*sharpens blade to start scalping*