Spideys Sister
By my cousin
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1- Use your hands on my daughter and you'll lose them later.
2-You make her cry , I'll make you cry!
3-Safe sex is a myth. Anything you try will be hazardous to your health.
4-Bring her home late, There's no second date.
5-Only losers honk their horns. Men with integrity ring the bell. once.
6-No complaining. If you're bored, I have chores you can do, like waxing our car.
7-(personal fave) If your pants hang off your hips, I'll gladly secure them with my staple gun, or with screws and my electric drill. Your choice.
8- All dates must be in crowded or well lit places. You want romance? read a book.
I thought you guys would like these. Please add your own.
Brought to you by Air Vee!
1- Use your hands on my daughter and you'll lose them later.
2-You make her cry , I'll make you cry!
3-Safe sex is a myth. Anything you try will be hazardous to your health.
4-Bring her home late, There's no second date.
5-Only losers honk their horns. Men with integrity ring the bell. once.
6-No complaining. If you're bored, I have chores you can do, like waxing our car.
7-(personal fave) If your pants hang off your hips, I'll gladly secure them with my staple gun, or with screws and my electric drill. Your choice.
8- All dates must be in crowded or well lit places. You want romance? read a book.
I thought you guys would like these. Please add your own.
