8Simple Rules for Dating My Daughter

By my cousin
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1- Use your hands on my daughter and you'll lose them later.

2-You make her cry , I'll make you cry!

3-Safe sex is a myth. Anything you try will be hazardous to your health.

4-Bring her home late, There's no second date.

5-Only losers honk their horns. Men with integrity ring the bell. once.

6-No complaining. If you're bored, I have chores you can do, like waxing our car.

7-(personal fave) If your pants hang off your hips, I'll gladly secure them with my staple gun, or with screws and my electric drill. Your choice. 🙂

8- All dates must be in crowded or well lit places. You want romance? read a book.

I thought you guys would like these. Please add your own. 🙂

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but then it would be more than 8 simple rules... it will end up being 1002 simple rules.. eat

Originally posted by Spideys Sister
By my cousin
Brought to you by Air Vee!

1- Use your hands on my daughter and you'll lose them later.

2-You make her cry , I'll make you cry!

3-Safe sex is a myth. Anything you try will be hazardous to your health.

4-Bring her home late, There's no second date.

5-Only losers honk their horns. Men with integrity ring the bell. once.

6-No complaining. If you're bored, I have chores you can do, like waxing our car.

7-(personal fave) If your pants hang off your hips, I'll gladly secure them with my staple gun, or with screws and my electric drill. Your choice. 🙂

8- All dates must be in crowded or well lit places. You want romance? read a book.

I thought you guys would like these. Please add your own. 🙂

clap bravo...

nice...

I love that programme! Great list by the way. I think my dad follows it by law....

Originally posted by Spideys Sister
By my cousin
Brought to you by Air Vee!

1- Use your hands on my daughter and you'll lose them later.

2-You make her cry , I'll make you cry!

3-Safe sex is a myth. Anything you try will be hazardous to your health.

4-Bring her home late, There's no second date.

5-Only losers honk their horns. Men with integrity ring the bell. once.

6-No complaining. If you're bored, I have chores you can do, like waxing our car.

7-(personal fave) If your pants hang off your hips, I'll gladly secure them with my staple gun, or with screws and my electric drill. Your choice. 🙂

8- All dates must be in crowded or well lit places. You want romance? read a book.

I thought you guys would like these. Please add your own. 🙂

9. Traet her bad, I'll treat you bad.
10. Look at her funny, and you won't look at her again.

it's 8 simple rules...not 10.

Originally posted by melinda_warren
it's 8 simple rules...not 10.

youpi

Originally posted by melinda_warren
it's 8 simple rules...not 10.

Originally posted by Spideys Sister
Please add your own. 🙂

Originally posted by Spideys Sister
By my cousin
Brought to you by Air Vee!

1- Use your hands on my daughter and you'll lose them later.

2-You make her cry , I'll make you cry!

3-Safe sex is a myth. Anything you try will be hazardous to your health.

4-Bring her home late, There's no second date.

5-Only losers honk their horns. Men with integrity ring the bell. once.

6-No complaining. If you're bored, I have chores you can do, like waxing our car.

7-(personal fave) If your pants hang off your hips, I'll gladly secure them with my staple gun, or with screws and my electric drill. Your choice. 🙂

8- All dates must be in crowded or well lit places. You want romance? read a book.

I thought you guys would like these. Please add your own. 🙂

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
isn't that the show John Ritter died doing? 😬

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Originally posted by Ladyluck
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Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
was he canadian?

Nope.

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
was he canadian?

Californian.

Originally posted by Ladyluck
Nope.

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
oh 😐

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Originally posted by Bloigen
Californian.

i didn't think so

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
DID I ASK YOU!?!?! 😠
i didn't think so

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
Oh master of teh sex Bloigen, where was John Ritter born?
P.S. I love you.
P.P.S. You're sexy.
P.P.P.S Let's run away together.

Originally posted by Bloigen