Mark Hamill versus Hayden Christensen

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Wesker
Battle of the whiners. Who wins? The guy who hates sand? Or the guy who's uncle tells him what to do? Setting is in the bar from Mos Eisley.

Faroth
So, just a fistfight between the actors?

Wesker
Hm.

1) Fistfight

2) Saberfight

3) Gunfight

4) Dogfight.

IKC
1) Hayden

2) Hayden

3) ?

4) ?

Fishy
1.) Mark Hamill
2.) Mark Hamill
3.) Mark Hamill
4.) Mark Hamill

Reasons? Hayden sucks Mark rocks

Wesker
I just voted Hamill straight down.

Fishy
Originally posted by Wesker
I just voted Hamill straight down.

As you should have, there really isn't a debate here... He just pwns.

Darth Traya
"Mark Hamill is about sixty thousand times more the better actor than Hayden is."

~ George Lucas.

Wesker
*Bows* Amen

Darth Traya
"I am a liar and a deadbeat."

~ Salacious Crumb

vpokdekjyafmidp
i say hayden wins

mark hamill is cool and all, but hes old and has saggy boobs

Tangible God
Originally posted by Fishy
1.) Mark Hamill
2.) Mark Hamill
3.) Mark Hamill
4.) Mark Hamill

Reasons? Hayden sucks Mark rocks Oh Lord, yes. At least Mark can act worth a dime. Unlike daddy, who's worth half a penny.

Jack Daniels
voted hamill cause Im old...lol

Wesker
Snap, Jack.... that sig's making it hard to pay attention.

mace=badass
Hamill sacre poons everyone!!!!!

Twilight Janick
Which Hamill? If it's ROTJ Hamill vs. ROTS Christiensen, then that is:

1.) Mark Hamill
2.) Hayden Christiensen
3.) Mark Hamill
4.) Hayden Christiensen

Brotz
Christensen makes Hamill angry, Hamill opens up a can of woop-ass, Hamill wins.

DarthBanevv
Hamill.

Darth_Glentract
Originally posted by Fishy
1.) Mark Hamill
2.) Mark Hamill
3.) Mark Hamill
4.) Mark Hamill

Reasons? Hayden sucks Mark rocks

Agreed.

Borbarad
Originally posted by Wesker
Hm.

1) Fistfight

2) Saberfight

3) Gunfight

4) Dogfight.

Oh...just to produce another posting:

1) Hamill wins because Hayden is the bigger whiner and Hamill is just the bigger badass. Go and play Wing Commander if you don't thrust me. :P

2) Hayden wins unless he laughs his ass off because of Hamill's baseball bat swinging action and then gets demolished by Hamill's saber "skill".

2) Clearly Hamill since we've never seen Hayden using a gun while Hamill did nothing else in ANH and ESB. Period.

4) Hamill wins because he has far more experience when it comes to flying stuff (SW, Wing Commander, Sea Quest...)

Wesker
wb Nai. Get over to the Edge. The crew isn't the same without ya.

Darth_Glentract
Nai, I think it means the actors specifically.

Wesker
He was using actor-specific sources.

Tangible God
If that's the case then it's Hamill all the way. Hayden would be commenting to his saber, his gun and his fighter during the fight, that the only reason he made the part of Anakin was because, when GL asked him:

"Why are YOU the best out of all the candidates?"

Hayden replied:

"It's because I'm so in love with YOU."

((The_Anomaly))
With the exception of saber combat, Good ol Luke pwns nubs.

Fishy
Are you kidding me? If this was Hayden not Anakin he would jump around like a moron flipping around and stuff turning his back on Hamill who would then just simply move his lightsaber down and cut Hayden into two pieces.

vpokdekjyafmidp
BUT HAMILL HAS SAGGY BOOBS

Fishy
and acting skills...

Illustrious
They're both pansies.

Fishy
Mark isn't as bad as Hayden

((The_Anomaly))
Originally posted by Fishy
Are you kidding me? If this was Hayden not Anakin he would jump around like a moron flipping around and stuff turning his back on Hamill who would then just simply move his lightsaber down and cut Hayden into two pieces.

Yea, I suppose your right. Still, Hayden is better at using a sword. Whether is practical usage or not.

Fishy
Originally posted by ((The_Anomaly))
Yea, i suppose your right. Still, Hayden is better at using a sword. whether is practical usage or not.

Okay thats true, but those flips and turns and...

well really do you have to turn around nine times just to swing at somebody his leg?

Illustrious
Yes, the Law of Dramatic Necessity states you must turn at least 9 times before you strike someone.

Fishy
That would explain Yoda his fighting style...

((The_Anomaly))
Apparently you do...lol If it looks cool, do it lol

Seemed to be the philosophy of the PT saber fights anyways. I'm not complaining, they did look cool.

smokin'

Illustrious
Yes, because he's constantly spinning, he's always ready to strike someone down. Yoda is the most effective duelist ever.

Fishy
Originally posted by ((The_Anomaly))
Apparently you do...lol If it looks cool, do it lol

Seemed to be the philosophy of the PT saber fights anyways. I'm not complaining, they did look cool.

smokin'

I think you just quoted the wrong person stick out tongue

edit: Okay you edited it nevermind.

((The_Anomaly))
indeed

After AOTC my father (after watching it) decided to call Yoda "The Crazy Monkey". So now he refers to Yoda as "The Crazy Monkey".

"Oh, hes gonna fight the crazy monkey now"

Classic.

Fishy
Originally posted by ((The_Anomaly))
indeed

After AOTC my father (after watching it) decided to call Yoda "The Crazy Monkey". So now he refers to Yoda as "The Crazy Monkey".

"Oh, hes gonna fight the crazy monkey now"

Classic.

Well your dad would be right, Yoda is nothing more then a crazy monkey with a green glowing stick.

((The_Anomaly))
Originally posted by Fishy
I think you just quoted the wrong person stick out tongue

Hummm

yea wtf, you know. I prolly went to hit "edit" and hit "quote" by accident.

lollaughing out loud

Illustrious
Ouch.

The crazy monkey is the best fighter ever according to The Theory of Cinematic Swordsmanship.

((The_Anomaly))
Originally posted by Fishy
Well your dad would be right, Yoda is nothing more then a crazy monkey with a green glowing stick.

Pretty much. I came home for Christmas break and he saw ROTS cause I brought it with me. He was laughing, I mean, Yoda is even more crazy in ROTS then in AOTC.

what a damn crazy monkey...lol

Wesker
Originally posted by Illustrious
Ouch.

The crazy monkey is the best fighter ever according to The Theory of Cinematic Swordsmanship.

This is true. Real sword mastery is moving eighty times and hitting your enemy once. All that screwtop motion eventually is culminated in a single lightsaber swing that would probably disturb the pages of an open book on a desk with its sheer speed and precision.

vpokdekjyafmidp
see look at dem boobs

http://www.geocities.com/starlamedra2/sexyluke2.jpg

Wesker
That picture is gay.

Tangible God
Now we can't help but question vpokdekjyafmidp's sexuality.

vpokdekjyafmidp
hes not naked
so therefore we question mark hamill's sexuality

Wesker
For not being naked? WTF?

vpokdekjyafmidp
no, for showing off his cleavage

Wesker
Well, he's obviously posing for a french magazine.

DiamondBullets
Even now, well into his 50's Mark would still kick that b!tch's ass!

((The_Anomaly))
Originally posted by vpokdekjyafmidp
see look at dem boobs

http://www.geocities.com/starlamedra2/sexyluke2.jpg

Haha, That has to be the most gay picture I've ever seen laughing out loud

hahaha, Classic Mark, Classic...

DiamondBullets
I honestly think that picture is doctored. No way in hell he would do a gay picture like that!

SnakeEyes
1) Hayden

2) Hayden

3) Hamill

4) Hamill

IMHO of course...

PurpleSaber
I don't like either of them. Mark is funny though. "But Uncle Owen, I need to go buy some power converters!" haha

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