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In the year 9595, a race of deformed turkey was genetically developed by chicken scientists as revenge against his bird brother. These turkeys would exit the womb doused in gravy; gravy filled with the giblets...from a monkey. The French craved it and as a result, Turkey became the only food source for France...which is now called RoboFrance29. I was later killed by the chickens. So, of course, you can see why I'm angry at those chickens.

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Meatwad: I added food coloring.. cause it's a holiday. But it turned black..cause I added all the food coloring I have. And I ate this butter straight outta the tub..cause it taste good. There's a reason behind everything.
Turkitron: Enjoy those tacos now, for in a thousand years, they will be illegal. Hahaha...I think we all know why.
Meatwad: We know why.
Turkitron: Anti-taco legislation! Disestablishmentarianism!

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Turkitron: See this thing here... We had a major run in during the conflict of mechanical advantage 6.
Master Shake: Yeah, just guzzle it down, who cares right?
Turkitron: Damn you Billy! Damn it. You thought you had my mind under your control, but now, who's strapped to a wall enslaved by the chickens, huh? You are strapped to the wall, man.
Master Shake: Come on, please? Gimme a break will ya? Hey Down in front. Do you mind?
Turkitron: And I'm not.. And who is now? You are... dick.
Master Shake: WHOA!

*tries to find humor in these things*

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*fails*



Seriously, though...