Got a pencil i can borrow

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ladygrim
Pencil in penis backfires

A Serbian man needed emergency surgery after sticking a pencil inside his penis to keep it stiff during sex.

Zeljko Tupic, from Belgrade, told doctors he had experienced erectile difficulties in the past.

So as he prepared for a night with his new lover, he decided to insert a thin pencil into his penis.

Tupic had to cut his sex session short when the pencil shifted and became lodged in his bladder, forcing him to call an ambulance, the daily Kurir reported.

Doctor Aleksandar Milosevic from Belgrade's Zvezdara hospital, who succesfully removed the pencil, said: "At first the patient did not tell us what really happened, but x-rays proved the truth.

"Tupic said he had no idea there were things like Viagra available but agreed that in future he will try pills before he takes any more chances with pencils."

Echuu
Wow. blink

Violet_Byatch
That's just so wrong. no expression

Shakyamunison
eek! That would hurt....

Ladyluck
laughing That's hilarious. As if someone would actually try that.

PVS
yeah, sounds believable

Shakyamunison

Morgoths_Wrath
whaaaat??

was he on drugs?

Originally posted by ladygrim
"Tupic said he had no idea there were things like Viagra available but agreed that in future he will try pills before he takes any more chances with pencils."

I would sure as hell hope so!

Fishy
Originally posted by PVS
yeah, sounds believable

Actually its true, I would give you a link to an article but its Dutch so it wouldn't help you much...

The guy is freaking insane though...

debbiejo

s|m
Man, where do you get these laughing?

Shakyamunison
Originally posted by s|m
Man, where do you get these laughing?

Pencils? At the store, why? eek! laughing

Cyber Ninja
Is this something lik ethat guy on cops that got his penis stuck in the pool(the part that sucks in the water) eek!

Inspectah Deck
Originally posted by ladygrim
A Serbian man needed emergency surgery after sticking a pencil inside his penis to keep it stiff during sex.

laughing out loud

Sir Whirlysplat
This is much worse

http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/entertainment/110142004.htm

Cyber Ninja
Originally posted by Sir Whirlysplat
This is much worse

http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/entertainment/110142004.htm sick

debbiejo
Guys!!.....blink . laughing out loud ......There is just something really really wrong with some people...

K.Diddy
Originally posted by Violet_Byatch
That's just so wrong. no expression

Makedde
Hahahaha, what an idiot. laughing

powerfulone1987
umm.....

GREAT GOOGILY MOOGILY!!!


That must have been an awful shift.

I wonder if the female knew.

Wouldn't lead poisoning be an issue here and the fact that the pencil could have punctured female's insides and the fact that I can't figure out how this man was going to get this pencil out after he was done.

Was it sharpened?

So many wrong things. My mind should have to COMPREHEND any of this.

is it comprehensible.....

Leo.M
messed OMG, what a moron laughing

botankus
Originally posted by ladygrim
Got a pencil i can borrow

Uh, I think I'll pass, but thanks for the offer. wink

ladygrim
Originally posted by Sir Whirlysplat
This is much worse

http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/entertainment/110142004.htm

god that is revolting sick

debbiejo
See.......A women would never do anything as stupid with her body like that.........Even after a few drinks.........GEE, I think I'll mutilate myself.. and bleed all over while I go to the pub.....blink

Mindship
He shoulda used wire...this way he coulda bent his thingamabob into all kinds of useful shapes.

As for the rugby player who chopped off his testes because he lost a game...hopefully he did this before having kids, so at least the gene pool is safe.

botankus
Originally posted by ladygrim
"Tupic said ... he will try pills before he takes any more chances with pencils."

Hey, we the public don't need to hear his agreement...this should be a pact with himself first!

debbiejo
Do people really do this???? Or maybe just people on drugs..

botankus
I have, but I used Twizzlers.

debbiejo
Tweezers to get the pencil out??? blink

ladygrim
no expression

botankus
No, you fools, I said Twizzlers, not tweezers! For all of you who are just leaving your caves, it's string licorice candy! And I retract my joke, as it was now ruined. crybaby

debbiejo
Ohhhhhhhh.......... laughing out loud

K.Diddy
Originally posted by debbiejo
See.......A women would never do anything as stupid with her body like that.........


sick You would be suprised,some of the shit I have seen on the internet...

KENobi
Originally posted by debbiejo
See.......A women would never do anything as stupid with her body like that.........Even after a few drinks.........GEE, I think I'll mutilate myself.. and bleed all over while I go to the pub.....blink

Bullshit.

Ever hear the one of a woman "playing" with a certain type of candle, and her body heat melted it inside her body?

nikjem
This becomes an excellent avenue to promote your business, charity, personal endeavor or what have you because you don't mine "loosing" your pen when your printed message and your business name is printed on the side of pen.

Bicnarok
I bet he can DRAW in the girlssmile

ADarksideJedi
Yikes. sad

Gadabout
omg!....do I have to say it...pencile dick!

Bicnarok
I bet he LEAD a few ladys onsmile

LLLLLink
Originally posted by ladygrim

Zeljko Tupic, from Belgrade, told doctors he had experienced erectile difficulties in the past.


Sounds like he needs to SHARPEN his skills.

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