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ladygrim

botankus
I heard this story on the radio. Funny.

Bardock42
Well, he's an idiot. The Police would have never come to him, cause they don't care (I even think it is legal here to some extend)..but how stupid can people actually get?


Funny...pounds...haha...funny.

PVS
he's still alive at 52? perhaps darwin was wrong...

Bardock42
Originally posted by PVS
he's still alive at 52? perhaps darwin was wrong...


Vell, vee germans are not zat much into Social Darvinism anymore.

debbiejo
He was buzzed that's why he went to the police....clearly he wasn't thinking straight. messed

Hit_and_Miss
Originally posted by Bardock42
Vell, vee germans are not zat much into Social Darvinism anymore.

Honestly what kinda german are you???

Its not "Vee"
Its "Zee"

Bardock42
Originally posted by Hit_and_Miss
Honestly what kinda german are you???

Its not "Vee"
Its "Zee"

One that says "we" not "the" no expression

Hit_and_Miss
Zee germans.... Not Veee Germans...

Go watch snatch again!

soleran30
To funny

Fishy
What an idiot.

K.Diddy

Bardock42
Originally posted by Hit_and_Miss
Zee germans.... Not Veee Germans...

Go watch snatch again!

Are you telling me how to freaking speak my own accent?

Hit_and_Miss
Originally posted by Bardock42
Are you telling me how to freaking speak my own accent?

no as a brit, I'm correcting you when your trying to be a stereotypical German....

http://www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&q=%22zee+Germans%22&meta=

Look how many results come for ZEE Germans...
While Vee Germans gets next to none...

http://www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&q=%22vee+Germans%22&meta=

Bardock42
Originally posted by Hit_and_Miss
no as a brit, I'm correcting you when your trying to be a stereotypical German....

http://www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&q=%22zee+Germans%22&meta=

Look how many results come for ZEE Germans...
While Vee Germans gets next to none...

http://www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&q=%22vee+Germans%22&meta=

Argh..but that's a totally different thing...I, as a German, was referring to us (Germans) as vee (we), if I wasn't a German and wanted to refer to the Germans, in a stereotypical German accent, as zee (the) Germans, you would be right...but you aren't, since I don't and didn't. Goshdarnit. stick out tongue

Hit_and_Miss
Originally posted by Bardock42
Argh..but that's a totally different thing...I, as a German, was referring to us (Germans) as vee (we),

So what does;

Originally posted by Bardock42
Vell, vee germans are not zat

Mean in german?....stick out tongue

Bardock42
Originally posted by Hit_and_Miss
So what does;



Mean in german?....stick out tongue

"Vell, vee Germans are not zat much into Social Darvinism anymore."

this was supposed to mean: "Well, we Germans are not that much into Social Darwinism anymore" ...it was a Nazi Joke in Stereotypical German...quite accomplished if I may say so myself.

Hit_and_Miss
Originally posted by Bardock42
"Vell, vee Germans are not zat much into Social Darvinism anymore."
...it was a Nazi Joke in Stereotypical German...quite accomplished if I may say so myself.

Exactly It was a stereotypical German joke, Thus Zee Germans was the correct pronunciation... !

GOAL!
1:0 England! stick out tongue

Bardock42
Originally posted by Hit_and_Miss
Exactly It was a stereotypical German joke, Thus Zee Germans was the correct pronunciation... !

GOAL!
1:0 England! stick out tongue

It was on the Line *punch*

You are almost right, since it is a stereotypical German joke in all aspect but one...the teller is German, therefore it had to be slightly changed.

game, set and match

Germany wins w00t

Hit_and_Miss
after your winning streak at the WO (congrats by the way!) I refuse to let this go!

You can't just be half and half! you either have to be all stereotypical or all Aryan! (see its easy to make those jokes...stick out tongue)

It should of been "Zee", I'll let you off this time! but next time I wana see your for-filling the stereotype correctly, I of course am dining on scones right now, while Jeeves warms up the tea for this afternoons cricket match... Tally-ho old chap...

Bardock42
Originally posted by Hit_and_Miss
after your winning streak at the WO (congrats by the way!) I refuse to let this go!

You can't just be half and half! you either have to be all stereotypical or all Aryan! (see its easy to make those jokes...stick out tongue)

It should of been "Zee", I'll let you off this time! but next time I wana see your for-filling the stereotype correctly, I of course am dining on scones right now, while Jeeves warms up the tea for this afternoons cricket match... Tally-ho old chap...

You know what, i won't give you contra on this one cause I like you brits....although you are wrong.

Oh and it'S easy to make them...the hard part is to make them funny.

Hit_and_Miss
Originally posted by Bardock42
Oh and it'S easy to make them...the hard part is to make them funny.

I believe theres a famous stereotype about all germans not knowing the meaning of funny... stick out tongue

German stereotypes...

http://www.soccerphile.com/soccerphile/wc2006/culture/stereotypes.html



In fairness I will give an answer as to why.... (from a german...)
http://rcswww.urz.tu-dresden.de/~english3/Jana/stereot.htm#humour

Bardock42
Smiling at people in the street makes one look suspicious.

Hit_and_Miss
Originally posted by Bardock42
Smiling at people in the street makes one look suspicious.

laughing stereotypes are too funny sometimes!

Bardock42
Originally posted by Hit_and_Miss
laughing stereotypes are too funny sometimes!

I totally agree...stereotypes are awesome.

Hit_and_Miss
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ List_of_common_phrases_based_on_stereotypes#United
_Kingdom

The english stereo types always crack me up!... The welsh ones were particualy funny! I always laugh at the jokes about english thugary and teeth..

WrathfulDwarf

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