List the most common lies

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Cyber Ninja
Go ahead shock

Ms Flower
some people lie about their weight....is that what you mean by common?

Cyber Ninja
Originally posted by Ms Flower
some people lie about their weight....is that what you mean by common? Yeah, or the stuff you hear people lie about all the time eek!

bloodboys2blueb
i smell
thats a common lie

Cyber Ninja
Originally posted by bloodboys2blueb
i smell
thats a common lie

*smells bloodboys2blueb*

It's not a lie sick

JToTheP
where cyber ninja was last night eek!

bloodboys2blueb
i got a 6pack thats another common lie

Cyber Ninja
Originally posted by JToTheP
where cyber ninja was last night eek! confused eek! confused eek!

bloodboys2blueb
alien im an aalien is another common lie

sammii
are you ok?....................yeah

common lie

bloodboys2blueb
my brothers 50 cent is a common lie

sammii
lol


i cant say ive heard that 1 b4

bloodboys2blueb
i heard em all

Vendetta
People who say they don't lie, just lied http://images.killermovies.com/forums/moresmilies/shock.gif

bloodboys2blueb
has anyone said they didnt lie

Cyber Ninja
Originally posted by Vendetta
People who say they don't lie, just lied http://images.killermovies.com/forums/moresmilies/shock.gif shifty

DanteMayCry
i lied about lying to you..

and thats the truth

Storm
When I was young "wasn' t me" used to be a lie.


Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.

*lizziekk*
alot of people lie about how far they have 'gone' with a boy/girl

DanteMayCry
i will lie to you to protect myself.

i will lie for you to protect you

thats what friends are for

K.Diddy
Originally posted by *lizziekk*
alot of people lie about how far they have 'gone' with a boy/girl

Not really,only 14 and 15 year olds smile

Vinny Valentine
I didn't sleep with your sister, I swear

Leo.M
I love you no expression

It's not my baby schmoll

Your the father of my baby diva

Fox13
LOL nice one leo

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erm.. it was you.

DiamondBullets
Originally posted by Leo.M
Your the father of my baby diva

^The worst possible thing to be accused of when you know the b*tch lyin'.

bloodboys2blueb
i had sex with jodie marsh

Dawson
I did my homework, I swear. It's at my house.

bloodboys2blueb
my dog ate it



my sister ate it

Itzak
Mikel Jackson - All I did was sleep with them. What's wrong with sleeping in the same bed? huh

bloodboys2blueb
laughing out loud

Itzak
imgay

T.V.O.T.I.
"i love you"

Itzak
Originally posted by T.V.O.T.I.
"i love you"

Yeah, I would of said that one, but somebody already did. 1234

dave123
"I'll be down in 10 mins"
"It's about 12 inches"
"I did it, I just forget to bring it with me"

Mr. Bacon
dave is my best friend no expression

Eternal Turmoil
Stop it or I'll hurt you. dev

You always say this when you're angry .. but you never get round to smackin them. wink

DanteMayCry
"i would never lie to you because i love you"

that 1 is hypocritical

XxLuvMe4MexX
Hmm lets see

1) "You're the only one for me, I swear."
2) "I'm not cheating! They're lying!"
3) "It's 9 inches long..."

=Mysta=-kILL
Originally posted by XxLuvMe4MexX
Hmm lets see

1) "You're the only one for me, I swear."
2) "I'm not cheating! They're lying!"
3) "It's 9 inches long..."
But it is 9 inches long no expression big grin

XxLuvMe4MexX
laughing out loud omg

dave123
Originally posted by Mr. Bacon
dave is my best friend no expression I love you love

XxLuvMe4MexX
I know you do. embarrasment I love you too.

just playin. stick out tongue



"I'm a hunk with bulging biceps..."

Lord Paradise
The most common misunderstanding is that nerds have less fun...


...It's so much better on our side.

Darth_Midal
It's not my dope, i was keeping it for a friend

Honest embarrasment

bloodboys2blueb
it was the guy behind me

XxLuvMe4MexX
I didn't tell on you, I promise. It was all him. *points*

You have no idea how many time that happens. -_-;

Eternal Turmoil
I did not murder him!

Very common in I, Robot smile

XxLuvMe4MexX
ha, good movie. what about...


"i love you for who you are... not because you're attractive, or that you have big boobs, or that your parent's are filthy rich. i love you because of the person deep inside."

BS

bloodboys2blueb
i,robot is rubbish

common lie

KharmaDog
every Jacopex post

XxLuvMe4MexX
"I was the one who video taped Paris Hiltons porno video.."

Believe it or not, I've actually heard that before.

Koala MeatPie
From Womens' Mouths:

"I'm a Virgin"

Mantis
I didn't do it.

sonjay
"I swear I flushed."

XxLuvMe4MexX
"Uh... I swear, those are girl's boxers..."

XxLuvMe4MexX
Originally posted by sonjay
"I swear I flushed." LOL XD

Xirius
"The cat was on fire when I got here"

XxLuvMe4MexX
Originally posted by Xirius
"The cat was on fire when I got here"
lol

"I swear, that's spaghetti sauce...."

LethalFemme
I did not have sexual relations with that woman -Bill Clinton

Quiero Mota
"Yes, officer." and "Yes, your honor."

Xtremechik2
I forgot

sonjay
"No I didn't drop your toothbrush in the toilet"

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