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Either this guy really had to take a crap in the most serious way ever, or they both overreacted just a wee bit.

Things are getting out of control in this world if people are killing eachother over wiping their ass.

That is one of the most idiotic reasons I have ever heard for killing people... Just borrow some from the neighbours you idiots.

hysterical

Obviously there's more to it than that, and the toilet roll was the final straw.

Didn't the rational thought of using the living room curtains cross this guy's mind?

Originally posted by dave123
Obviously there's more to it than that, and the toilet roll was the final straw.

If all it takes is an empty toilet role to put you in a state where brutal homicide seems like a logical step, then it is time to drown yourself in the toilet that you just used and save the rest of the world the trouble with having to put up with you.


Originally posted by botankus
Didn't the rational thought of using the living room curtains cross this guy's mind?

Remind me to never visit your place Botankus.

Oh my god!!........The earth is coming to an end....Cats and dogs living together and now this..

Originally posted by KharmaDog
Remind me to never visit your place Botankus.

Are you saying you take offense to sharing a litter box with my cat? How rude!

Is it me, or is something really gross about two guys that old living together. Unless their gay I guess

no way thats frigging crazy

Originally posted by OB1-adobe
Is it me, or is something really gross about two guys that old living together. Unless their gay I guess
Isn't it funny how the article calls them "roommates". Men that age don't live together unless they're more than friends.

Originally posted by StyleTime
Isn't it funny how the article calls them "roommates". Men that age don't live together unless they're more than friends.

Or their Wives threw them out....or they are mommas boys and their mommas died....

Originally posted by Bardock42
Or their Wives threw them out....or they are mommas boys and their mommas died....

Or they are complete social brocollis, which seems the case here.

Maybe one of them was a muslim and the other guy wiped his ass with teh last piece of qurran toilet paper.

Originally posted by KharmaDog
Or they are complete social brocollis, which seems the case here.

I like brocoli.

Originally posted by Capt_Fantastic
Maybe one of them was a muslim and the other guy wiped his ass with teh last piece of qurran toilet paper.
Sounds possible

Originally posted by KharmaDog
Or they are complete social brocollis, which seems the case here.

I don't know, the lover theory seems more logical to me...

Originally posted by dave123
Obviously there's more to it than that, and the toilet roll was the final straw.

just what i was thinking

Originally posted by Bardock42
Or their Wives threw them out....or they are mommas boys and their mommas died....
Definitely a possibility but...
Originally posted by Fishy
I don't know, the lover theory seems more logical to me...

what would you all do if someone took out a rifle on you?

is it comprehensible.....

Originally posted by powerfulone1987
what would you all do if someone took out a rifle on you?

is it comprehensible.....

Apparently you missed the point that we all think that both of these guys are idiots. Are you also trying to justify one guy beating another "so badly he had to be identified through his fingerprints", whether one pulled a rifle out or not, over toilet paper?

No, that was completely wrong of him to beat that guy also.

As soon as he had gotten the gun out of the man's possession or as soon as he had made it so the man wasn't capable of firing the gun he should have stopped beating him.

is it comprehensible.....

Originally posted by Fishy
That is one of the most idiotic reasons I have ever heard for killing people... Just borrow some from the neighbours you idiots.

where is the fun in that...

I find it stupid that someone would stoop this low just because of toilet paper ...come on please where is the dignity

Originally posted by KharmaDog
Either this guy really had to take a crap in the most serious way ever, or they both overreacted just a wee bit.

Things are getting out of control in this world if people are killing eachother over wiping their ass.

If my g/f took my toilet paper i would have done the same thing. People should know better.

Originally posted by Lightningrod
where is the fun in that...

I find it stupid that someone would stoop this low just because of toilet paper ...come on please where is the dignity

Come on, you know you'd batter Jerry unrecognizable if he used the last of the toilet paper.

Originally posted by KharmaDog
Either this guy really had to take a crap in the most serious way ever, or they both overreacted just a wee bit.

Things are getting out of control in this world if people are killing eachother over wiping their ass.
This reminds me of something I saw on StickDeath.com once...

Originally posted by powerfulone1987
what would you all do if someone took out a rifle on you?

is it comprehensible.....

You always got to be the one, don't you?

Originally posted by dave123
Obviously there's more to it than that, and the toilet roll was the final straw.

I agree, there must be more to this story than a shitty ass.

Originally posted by Inspectah Deck
You always got to be the one, don't you?

What the heck are you talking about? You need to chill and fast.

Originally posted by Makedde
I agree, there must be more to this story than a shitty ass.

haha.

is it comprehensible.....

Originally posted by Jedi Priestess
hysterical

This is just f*cking stupid.

This.....this is the most awesome thing I've ever heard... I want to be this mans friend.

Odd , personally i would have beat him to death for not flushing , not because he'd used all of the paper.

I would have used his toothbrush instead of the toilet paper.

Originally posted by GCG
I would have used his toothbrush instead of the toilet paper.

But thats going to take forever...

Originally posted by powerfulone1987
What the heck are you talking about? You need to chill and fast.

Are you stupid? The guy killed his roommate over some toilet paper

And you come out of nowhere "what would you all do if someone took out a rifle on you?

is it comprehensible..... "

Well, Inspectah, the guy says "Is it comprehensible" after every post, even if the post consisted of this:

1. Yes, this is ridiculous.

2. I hate when someone forgets to replace the toilet paper and you have to wobble out to get some.

I bought 12 double rolls yesterday... I'm sleeping well tonight! hahaha

Originally posted by GCG
I would have used his toothbrush instead of the toilet paper.
that would hurt some kind of awful.

Originally posted by Inspectah Deck
Are you stupid? The guy killed his roommate over some toilet paper

And you come out of nowhere "what would you all do if someone took out a rifle on you?

is it comprehensible..... "

Like I said before. You need to chill and fast. Get out of my @$$ please and focus your attention else where.

Let me post some other messages that you so cooly ignored. I wonder why you picked me.

Originally posted by KidRock
If my g/f took my toilet paper i would have done the same thing. People should know better.

Originally posted by BackFire
This.....this is the most awesome thing I've ever heard... I want to be this mans friend.

Originally posted by grey fox
Odd , personally i would have beat him to death for not flushing , not because he'd used all of the paper.

Now, I posted what I wanted to post, and you will not do anything to change that. You can't. So take a deep breath...there ya go....AND GET OVER YOUR FREAKING SELF INSPECTAH.

ok?

is it comprehensible.....

Originally posted by powerfulone1987
Like I said before. You need to chill and fast. Get out of my @$$

Don't you mean, "get off of my ass"? Unlesss you have a big anal fetish. If that's the case, have at'er!

This same conversation probably took place between to victim and murderer in the death over TP tale before the dreadful event.

Hide the hammers!

Originally posted by KharmaDog
Don't you mean, "get off of my ass"? Unlesss you have a big anal fetish. If that's the case, have at'er!
haha.

yeah, maybe get off of my ass would have sounded better, but I like "get out of my ass" more, especially for this somebody b/c they're way up in there.

is it comprehensible.....

You must have a very loosened butt if people can crawl all that way in there before you notice them as irritating.

Is it surgically correctable?

Originally posted by KharmaDog
Either this guy really had to take a crap in the most serious way ever, or they both overreacted just a wee bit.

Things are getting out of control in this world if people are killing eachother over wiping their ass.
Need more details.

Originally posted by Pandemoniac
You must have a very loosened butt if people can crawl all that way in there before you notice them as irritating.

Is it surgically correctable?

Once he jumps/pops/crawls/shoots out. Definitely so.

is it comprehensible.....

Originally posted by botankus
Well, Inspectah, the guy says "Is it comprehensible" after every post, even if the post consisted of this:




True

Originally posted by powerfulone1987
that would hurt some kind of awful.



Like I said before. You need to chill and fast. Get out of my @$$ please and focus your attention else where.

Let me post some other messages that you so cooly ignored. I wonder why you picked me.







Now, I posted what I wanted to post, and you will not do anything to change that. You can't. So take a deep breath...there ya go....AND GET OVER YOUR FREAKING SELF INSPECTAH.

ok?

is it comprehensible.....

You like me that much?

MAKE IT STOP.

Thank God, though. I thought Pandemoniac was talking about cockroaches for a second.

Maybe I was...

Anyway, back to topic. It has gotten out of hand and I will again state something dealing with the topic, in hopes that nobody will be attracted to it more than others.

Oh yeah, I already said what I had to say about it, but then someone came and jumped on me and made a big deal out of my post. When there were so many others. Why me I ask? Rhetorical question. Just leave me alone please.

is it comprehensible.....

Originally posted by powerfulone1987
Once he jumps/pops/crawls/shoots out. Definitely so.

is it comprehensible.....

Ok. But lets do get deeper (no offence) on the subject. Speculate, what would have been the cause of this murder eventually, as the lack of TP was most probably just the trigger, backed up by a tragic history of arguments between them.

Originally posted by powerfulone1987
Anyway, back to topic. It has gotten out of hand and I will again state something dealing with the topic, in hopes that nobody will be attracted to it more than others.

Oh yeah, I already said what I had to say about it, but then someone came and jumped on me and made a big deal out of my post. When there were so many others. Why me I ask? Rhetorical question. Just leave me alone please.

is it comprehensible.....

You contradicted yourself

You can't say "Anyway, back to topic.".

Then say "Oh yeah, I already said what I had to say about it, but then someone came and jumped on me and made a big deal out of my post.". Don't be a ***** about it

We have come to a point beyond such minor misunderstandings now again. Back to the topic or fight it out privately.

If you want to PMS, then PMs.

Hah.

Thank you. Yes. Just leave me alone. I will post whatever I want about this topic and you shouldn't have anything to say about it. Cover your eyes.

is it comprehensible.....

Analise, Watsons, analise! On one day in the life of 2 roommates there comes a moment on which they get so aggravated (over f*ckin toiletpaper for god's sake) that one whoops out a rifle and the other immediately hammers him to dog-food. Now as they apparently made it a custom to walk around with a hammer or a rifle around the house, there must be some serious tension building up between the 2 of 'em...
What could have led to this?

Well it is kind of strange for 2 old me to be living together I think. Maybe they were flustered lovers.

is it comprehensible.....

Originally posted by Pandemoniac
Analise, Watsons, analise! On one day in the life of 2 roommates there comes a moment on which they get so aggravated (over f*ckin toiletpaper for god's sake) that one whoops out a rifle and the other immediately hammers him to dog-food. Now as they apparently made it a custom to walk around with a hammer or a rifle around the house, there must be some serious tension building up between the 2 of 'em...
What could have led to this?
Sexual frustration.

people seem to have lost value for their life

Maybe not their own, but some do value toiletpaper over the lives of others...

Originally posted by Pandemoniac
Maybe not their own, but some do value toiletpaper over the lives of others...
What, you're saying you'd rather walk around with crap in your ass all day rather than kill someone?

LIES!

I would wipe my butt with someone if he took the last TP, but killing him, no