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That just proves the point that when you are a celebrity you can't even scratch your ass without the whole world knowing about it...she was probably just adjusting the thong...http://www.bobafettmp.com/phpBB/images/smiles/new/greedo.gifhe he he...

I can't believe that someone was mean enough to take pictures and sell them.

If you look closely greedo, you'll notice that she's not wearing any underwear!!!

Oh my!!!!!!!!!!http://www.bobafettmp.com/phpBB/images/smiles/new/greedo.gif

The picture would only be nasty if she smelled her fingers afterward.

errrwwwww

yup

Oh my lord! Are those real? Jeez look how far she's digging on the right side picture! That's one serious itch! And it's not like she's hiding behind any trees or anything, that's a pretty open space. What was she thinking? Maybe she was playing to the camera?

Anyway that's one lucky hand.

=chuck=

Maybe she got a bug down her butt.

if there is a bug, she could just suffocate it to death

Wonder what the salary is to be Natalie's personal scratcher?

I hope she wouldn't want me to pay her too much though.

u might need to pay her for being her scratcher, well, during day at least

Poor Natalie. I anticipate a whole new crop of Natalie/SW jokes on late night TV....

maybe she gets herself ready to piss in a mailbox

I'm sure she'll be sueing the photographer....

I think it's horrible the way they drag stars in the mud like this. Like they've never scratched their butts before.

I feel bad for her.

If she gets upset about it all and needs consoling, I'll be there for her.

What a guy !

Well you know, a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do.

And you're a man and she's a woman.

Problem is, aren't her and Hayden like steady or something ?

And your point is?

he is the chosen one ....right

BAM !

finti got the best one of the week !!

ha! Hoacky religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid.

Poor Natalie! I dont know what's bigger, her butt crack or her cell phone!!
Natalie babe, you need to upgrade to a Nokia 6360!!!!!

cell phones sucks. I am so glad I dont have one

Ya have to have one, in my business.

Doesn't every Scandinavian have like 4 cell phones?
That's probably why you hate them so.

Since when is she dating Hayden? That's a new one on me.

Since filming AOTC

Nuh-uh. There's this thing about them not going out in an interview of hers.

Really? Probably cause she's going to school and he's working! These relationships never work, and there will probably be some highly unneeded tension when EpIII starts to film!!!

GL should of put a clause in their contracts that prohibited them from hitching up! and scratching her ass in public!

That second clause would have been less popular.

less popular, especially with her scratching finger

Did y'all know that Natalie is enrolled at Harvard by a mysterious real name that no one will disclose? Sounds like a good idea to me. If she had only kept her school a secret, then no one could find her. Everybody knows what she looks like so all they have to do is show up and stalk her.

Oh, no, I just gave Yers ideas.

it feels like it.
Norway has the most cell phones per head, we also read the most newspaper in the world per head and we are on top when it comes to PC`s and internet per head, we rent the most video/DVD per head and we are among the most movie going people in the world. (cant beat the yanks there).
To sum it up we seem to be technological hungry, maybe a bit too much, cause the cell phone thing is way out of control.

and when you read this you would think Norwegians are clever, shamefully they aren't

indeed it is, ....so when will Belgium get electrisity and water toilets?

dificult to say... I'm hoping around 2600, but with the current inteligence rate of those Wallons it can take a LONG time

Whats that you say ? They have electric toilets in Belgium ?


I heard Natalie and Hayden were real hot & heavy on the set. Maybe Papa George gave them some advice on cooling it down a bit.

Like showing up in a flanel shirt?

no, that would be freezing it...

When did all of this happen?

I read something on the net about it like a year ago.

But George looks so cuddly in his flannels....

I am so mad. Why am I out of the loop? I hate being out of the loop!

It was hardly a secret!

I read an interview where she completely denied it. A recent interview.

She denies a lot of stuff...

Well, she shouldn't've done that! She is depressing a girl in Mississippi.

Very cruel of her!

Or maybe nothing happened after all. Difficult to tell from here, really.

Not one of us here knows. Unless, of course, you really are Ewan McGregor. (sarcasm intended for last sentence)

Errr... do you mean Hayden Christensen?

No, I mean Ewan McGregor. He would have seen them on the set. Remember a while ago when I said I once thought you were Ewan McGegor?

*lightbulb comes on over Ush's head*

Gosh yes, how amazing that I did not remember that most utterly vital piece of information in my life...

I remember stuff like that. Why can't you. For someone with such a big brain you sure do have a selctive memory.

No, I just can't be bothered to remember something so trivial and pointless!

Why didn't you consider it a compliment?

Maybe because it seemed a bit weird?

But, thinking back on it, I guess I did.

Ush doesn't like to receive compliments from people who are out of the loop when it comes to Natalies love life!

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight....

Must be snow in Texas by now

Or something else that slows his brain.

glue

by now I'm rather sure Dim stole it

That would explain a lot...

I may be out of the loop, but I'm pretty

that is for us to decide

I am sure we can take it on trust...

speak for your self I want a pic, ...in bikini

Oh, always with the bikinis, Finti!

Yes, yes you are.

Did ya have fun in Florida? Did ya see my bro?

Didn't see your brother, but I did have fun.

I would scan a picture but I don't know how to scan!

open scanner, insert pic, push scan button, upload pic

sarcasm ahead: hmmm, now you say so... it IS difficult

It's as easy as Madonna.

I forgot to mention the fact that we can't find the scanner

Send me the pic, I'll scan it for you.

Actually, he'll put it in his demented shrine to sexy girls and women...I'll go get the picture.

Demented? How wude...

try a computershop

and queeq, the shrine is demented, not you!

Thanks!

evil of you to start this thread tex, just to get the opportunity to look at natalie all the time!

I don't hear you complaining

Open your ears.

but than I will hear the complaining!

Can't have it all.

"can't have it all, a fat woman and lots of space in bed"

and THAT came from our previous vicar... or so they claim

Pffffft big deal, I scratch my ass every day and nobody takes piccy's of me.

You didnt star in a +++million dollar classic film with a legion of obsessed fans.

And we have a scanner, but we can't find it.

beware!

search near a computer

I wish I had a scanner.

Then again, my dad might buy a new computer.

spoiled little brat

But I'll still have this one. He says the only reason I'll be on the newer one is to play my CD-ROM games. I can't play them on here. Anything with graphics like Jedi Knight: Dark Forces II or Dark Forces I can play.

I looked. It's not there. We think my brother might have stolen it and sold it. He's that kind of person.

*sigh*
you listened to me... you know what the punishment on that is?

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!

no, not that one...

Not Room 101!

no, that's the fun room, you're going to room 205/b

Room 101 as in the book 1984, you know.

205/b as in the book Christof you know

My brother-in-law does stuff like that Lauren, he's always selling his moms stuff when she's out. He sold her saucepan set the other day!!!

I keep telling her that he needs a good kicking to stop him acting like a prick but she's too soft on him.

You probably bought said saucepan

We think he sold the Playstation, too.

He sold the Playstation2?! No!!!

*whacks Rex for being himself in public*

I warned him about that

you have a lot to learn Lauren...

*takes Xtreme ToMacco Slapping Machine*
This is how you smack people...
*grabs Rex and set slapping on full force*

he'll be done in a minute or 20

Cool! Show me that again!

ok...

*takes Advanced ToMacco Slapping Machine*
*sets slapping at full force*
so now Rex gets the full slapping

Ok I got it now.

*takes Advanced Tomacco Slapping Machine*
*sets to full power*
so Yers can get the full effect

Oh, sorry.

My friend says the exact same thing.

nice try... but mah made it that way so neither him nor me can get hit by it...

Huh?

everyone can get hit, excapt me or mah, he made it that way!

Get hit by what? This?

*holds out a mallet*

Or how about this?

*holds out a lightsaber*

is that a lightsabre or are you just happy to see me?

*takes out nunchucks*

carefull, you're going to hurt yourself there

Yerss, I wasn't looking at you. I was looking at either Lauren's ass or Natalie's Itch.

so you're happy to see me?

Yeah, like you're really what he thinks about you more than me.

*starts to make out with Rex on the sofa*

*tempted to put sofa with rex and lauren in the fridge*

That would be a pretty big fridge...

let's test it out

*pulls out lightsaber and cuts up the frig*

I don't think Lauren likes that experiment, yerss.

We wouldn't mind if you put us in a hot tub though.

*sigh*
when will people learn that a carban fridge is uneffected by a lightsabre??
Now... in you two go or do I have to ask again?

Ah, you say that now, Rex, but years down the line all you will be doing is arguing over who lost the soap...

Wasn't ACTUALLY meant to be that rude.

Forget the hot tub. Can we get a waterfall in Hawaii?

Ok, yerss, you are now being asked to go and put them in a waterfall in Hawaii.

I think the original meaning of his act has been lost...

so, recap...

I tie Rex down, in the waterfall, unleash the piranhas, let them eat him, than take the plane, push Lauren off, so she lands in the waterfall and breaks her neck?

You've spent a lot of time thinking about this, haven't you?

Hang on, where did the plane come from?

He keeps it in his pocket. So he's not happy to see you.

I had a sneaking suspicion.

*ignores conversation, stares out window*


And all this time Raz is really Krusty the Clown.....

Amazing, isn't it?