Git'n drunk and post'n!
Yee ha!
If you encounter an injured person, say in a car accident or something, don't move them. Call the paramedics, and let them take care of the matter.
Also, learn CPR in case you are the only one around who might be able to save a life.
Also, if you don't perform CPR on certain people in certain situations, you can be rightfully sued.
Also, if you come across a situation where a pack of wild dogs are surrounding you, make the sound of a pterodactyl.