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Marcus4600
http://aces.tabulas.com/tarebear/thumbs/grand-master-chuck-norris-bn.jpg
Chuck Norris!
http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/page1.html

TheKahn
notworthy

outavodka
F*CK CHUCK NORRIS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dat n*gga owes me money!

Pepito
Chuck Norris - Superman's only chance is to ask for Mr T's help, then Chuck loses

spetznaz
Originally posted by Marcus4600
http://aces.tabulas.com/tarebear/thumbs/grand-master-chuck-norris-bn.jpg
Chuck Norris!
http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/page1.html

Superman is Chuck Norris' alter-ego!

Black Adam
I sense chuck norris facts and Mods coming.........

**Hides in Basement**

soleran30
Those websites make me laugh so hardsmile Chuck Norris is so funnysmile Superman would get PWNED by Chuck!

Tron
Originally posted by outavodka
F*CK CHUCK NORRIS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dat n*gga owes me money!

All Chuck Norris owes you is a roundhouse kick to the FACE!!!

Originally posted by Pepito
Chuck Norris - Superman's only chance is to ask for Mr T's help, then Chuck loses

His only hope is Bruce Lee.wink

Etrigan
Chuck wins.

Always.

AJ4LIFE
chuck is bull mad

Marcus4600
^ BLASPHEMY! No one can withstand the Chuck Norris roundhouse of doom! Pre-crisis Superman didn't fade out of existence! He was killed by Chuck Norris! He told Superman that even his super-weaving couldn't defeat the mighty roundhouse! (Yeah, pre-crisis Superman had super-weaving powers. The f*cker couldn't even do math.) His head now rests on a pike in Chuck Norris' back yard.

AJ4LIFE
like i said mad mad mad

Swanky-Tuna
Originally posted by Pepito
Chuck Norris - Superman's only chance is to ask for Mr T's help, then Chuck loses
I think you're right. Mr. T has a thicker beard than Chuck.

Juntai
Originally posted by Marcus4600
^ BLASPHEMY! No one can withstand the Chuck Norris roundhouse of doom! Pre-crisis Superman didn't fade out of existence! He was killed by Chuck Norris! He told Superman that even his super-weaving couldn't defeat the mighty roundhouse! (Yeah, pre-crisis Superman had super-weaving powers. The f*cker couldn't even do math.) His head now rests on a pike in Chuck Norris' back yard. Actually, if you read Whatever happened to the Man of Tomorrow, that took place between Crisis and Byrne's re-write. Superman fought and killed Mr Mxyzptlk, then couldn't live with the guilt, so turned himself into a human, and walked out of the fortress of solitude into the arctic cold and died.

grey fox
Bah puny mortals , supes killed chuck norris before ( with a little help wink ).

It's all documented right here

juggernaut66666
chuck norris winsbig grinbig grinbig grin

AJ4LIFE
fox u go on his site as well BUZZING its great isnt it, die chuck die

Sixth_Winged
Superman gets wipedout of existence via roundhouse effect.

Sir Whirlysplat
http://www.collegehumor.com/movies/1642842/

AJ4LIFE
bruce lee taught chuck everything he knows he would chuck chuck into his moma then he would chuck up over chuck

AJ4LIFE
chucks crap

marvelprince
lmao, those facts are hilarious.

Lol, NASA owes me a beer too Chuck

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