the big finger debate

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DanteMayCry
THE BIG FINGER DEBATE

DanteMayCry
Before the Battle of Agincourt in 1415, the French, anticipating victory over the English, proposed to cut off the middle finger of all captured English soldiers. Without the middle finger it would be impossible to draw the renowned English longbow and therefore be incapable of fighting in the future. This famous weapon was made of the native English Yew tree, and the act of drawing the longbow was known as "plucking the yew" (or "pluck yew"wink. Much to the bewilderment of the French, the English won a major upset and began mocking the French by waving their middle fingers at the defeated French, saying, "See, we can still pluck yew! PLUCK YEW!" Since "pluck yew" is rather difficult to say, the difficult consonant cluster at the beginning has gradually changed to a labiodental fricative F, and thus the words often used in conjunction with the one-finger-salute are mistakenly thought to have something to do with an intimate encounter. It is also because of the pheasant feathers on the arrows used with the longbow that the symbolic gesture is known as "giving the bird." And yew thought yew knew everything.

K.Diddy
Here is a finger fckyou

DanteMayCry
this is better

K.Diddy
Originally posted by DanteMayCry
this is better


ok,u got me there embarrasment

Tired Hiker
I tried to explain that to a cop once, but he still arrested me. erm

DanteMayCry
post your kickass finger and lets have debate/duel

middle finger duels begin now

Makedde
Up yours, arsewipe! *hasn't got a finger pic yet*

DanteMayCry
my trump card

Makedde
You can take my finger and shove it up your arse.

Actually, don't do that. laughing out loud

DanteMayCry
Originally posted by Makedde
You can take my finger and shove it up your arse.

Actually, don't do that. laughing out loud

ew dirty sanchez sick

K.Diddy
Originally posted by Makedde
You can take my finger and shove it up your arse.

Actually, don't do that. laughing out loud



laughing laughing out loud laughing

Agent Phillips
I thought the V sign was the one that came from Agincourt, as they cut off the index finger as well, as the two fingers were used to draw the bow.

Koala MeatPie
that is not wher "**** you" comes fron, but the middle finger thing is overall accurate.

DanteMayCry
f v c k you came from

FORNICATION
UNDER
CONSENT of the
KING

the king of england has the right to allow couples to have sex. thats the origin of **** but...

we are talking about middle finger sign

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