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I'm bisexual...

I'm a Homo.

I'm Straight.

You're Lesbian!?


I am Innocent.
I have never killed anybody.

imgay

i have a million dollars in my pocket

I enjoy rap.

Originally posted by K.Diddy
imgay

It's Suppose to be a Lie.


Originally posted by taft
i have a million dollars in my pocket

Thats my money

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
It's Suppose to be a Lie.




Thats my money

well..... thats a lie

Im loud..

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
It's Suppose to be a Lie.




Thats my money

LOL how sad...



touches your mom at night...

I'm gay, female, bisexual, 9897 years old wheelchair, not building a spaghetti bridge, not tall, and I'm not lying.angel_not

Originally posted by silver_tears
I enjoy rap.

i don't like ur sig

Perfect Paradox:

Everything I say is a lie including what I just said.

I always Lie..

(Impossible! shock)

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
It's Suppose to be a Lie.






stfu2

a dude, taller then 5'1, not asian, doesn't look latina, hates ice cream, is not attracted to english guys, is sexually challenged, saw batman under your bed...

Originally posted by K.Diddy
stfu2

Well that's is NOT a lie. So I never actually posted here. shock Or did I? My brain doesn't hurt.

Originally posted by XxLuvMe4MexX
(...) is sexually challenged, saw batman under your bed...

So you are An asian nymph?

intresting.

i lie alot

Originally posted by JacopeX
i lie alot

No shit

Originally posted by Koala MeatPie
So you are An asian nymph?

intresting.

is a nymph

Originally posted by K.Diddy
No shit

Where? 2345

Originally posted by K.Diddy
No shit i know right, i dont lie

I'm straight


































































Up gay baby eyes

Originally posted by XxLuvMe4MexX
is a nymph



Even know what a nymph is?

I love everyone on here.

(and thats the truth

(yes I know what a nymph is. )


likes avril lavigne

i know i really like her music

Originally posted by Leo.M
I'm straight


































































Up gay baby eyes

w00t Ditto.





















I mean....naughty Hey hey hey.

Originally posted by Itzak
w00t Ditto.




I mean....naughty Hey hey hey.

Cool *plays with hair* so... wanna have sex or something ermm

thinks this is not hilarious at all.

Originally posted by Leo.M
Cool *plays with hair* so... wanna have sex or something ermm

How about yes. naughty




















Not!!!! I mean.. Yeah!! No. jk, not I mean.. bonk AHHHHH!!!!!! firefirefireph























Yes. And that's not a lie you not pervert girl. shock

Originally posted by XxLuvMe4MexX
thinks this is not hilarious at all.

Don't tell me your homophobic

Originally posted by Itzak
How about yes. naughty




















Not!!!! I mean.. Yeah!! No. jk, not I mean.. bonk AHHHHH!!!!!! firefirefireph























Yes. And that's not a lie you not pervert girl. shock

Omg...



Doesn't like someone.

Originally posted by XxLuvMe4MexX


Omg...



Doesn't like someone.

Doesn't know I don't want to know who this is that she doesn't like. shock

knows that I'm going to tell him who I don't like.

My b day is in July 8

I know everything and I'm ravishingly beautiful.
And I can drive.

Originally posted by XxLuvMe4MexX
knows that I'm going to tell him who I don't like.



You see it, I didn't say "Doesn't know I don't want" If you didn't see it, you wouldn't see that it shouldn't say "Doesn't know I don't want" Do you not see what I don't mean?

I'm a monkey.

i could rap really good

No I don't.

Isn't not still slightly confused.

COme on, im to tired to be confused

Wait but wut i jus said is the truth

Originally posted by XxLuvMe4MexX
No I don't.

Isn't not still slightly confused.

Is not laughing right now.

is still a virgin

Isn't a virgin. 0.0

Originally posted by XxLuvMe4MexX
Isn't a virgin. 0.0


shock

Originally posted by XxLuvMe4MexX
Isn't a virgin. 0.0 hmmmm....

I didn't just eat a bagel.
I've finished my research paper.

I'm not going to sell comics to move out to Cali and meet Sasha Cohen.

im not gonna be a pro soccer player

Originally posted by Murda Mase
I'm not going to sell comics to move out to Cali and meet Sasha Cohen.

I hate pancakes.

Originally posted by Itzak

Had sex with a tree.

I once Kicked Chuck Norris's Ass.

I had sex with my hot algebra/geometry teacher.

You're not and Idiot.

I'm a Terrorist.

I'm an angel

I know the secret of the Bush Baked Beans.

Erm...I'm a lesbian.

i like smokers

I don't have a really ugly yuna in my sig.

wft is a yuna?

uni brow?

a uni brow? lmao it's the girls name.

I dont masturbate....

I'm not sleepy. sleepy I will not go to bed in 5 mins. yawn

You're sleepy and going to bed in 5 minutes.

Originally posted by XxLuvMe4MexX
You're sleepy and going to bed in 5 minutes.

Is that not a command? ermm

I dont like women

I am actually D. B. Cooper.

i'm actually a super computer trying to take over the world.
but first i have to study people

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
It's Suppose to be a Lie.


roflrofl I had to laugh out loud on that one..



Im not cool

I have a crush on Mist 1234

I have a penis

I think Baka will pwn me in the next sig duel.noneleft

I don't lie....ever....

Originally posted by BakaXero
Title says tell a lie about yourself

That was a lie, I said I think mhm

My point is now Im confused1234

you can't even lie right noneleft

No I cant. I think I was supposed to say, I think Baka wont beat me in the next duel

im a man

I've never smoked weed.

i've got plastic parts

Originally posted by Bardock42
I don't lie....ever....

I'm playing Warhammer

i am eating my dog

I eat babies

I hate everyone here.

I don't like to Kick Mist's ass

i h8 milk

Hoggle will pwn me.

i never sleep

I'm not really God.

i live at the playboy mansion

(i swear there was a thread like this before)

I'm not really Captain America either.

I'm not king of the world.

And I was never actually Magneto... I'm just a kid with a power complex.

Originally posted by Lord Paradise
And I was never actually Magneto... I'm just a kid with a power complex.

You changed your name!



It's really crap now.

I'm going to assume the "lie" part of that was the second part.

I can't kill you with my mind.

Yeah old one was much better


I am not listening to Guns of Brixton

I like Lord Paradise. Magnus was cool, but it was time for a change.

I have a life...

Originally posted by Lord Paradise
I like Lord Paradise. Magnus was cool, but it was time for a change.

I have a life...

I like your new name.

I live in Antarctica...

Originally posted by Lord Paradise
I live in Antarctica...

Crazy, I live there, too.

i have blond hair.



btw... XxLuvMe4MexX is well fit (thats not a lie!)

They call it Antarctica cause it's in the Arctic and populated by giant penguin-eating ants... I have tamed them and become part of their society.

"i'm happy"

this thread is hot

I am Batman!

Originally posted by JacopeX
this thread is hot
A lie about yourself



I am an elderly dutch woman

I like boys

Im telling the truth right now.

im plain normal

Originally posted by Xirius
Im telling the truth right now.

What a mindbender.

Your signature sucks as.s

im pregnant

so am i 0.0

Same Here.

baby tea party?

has a third boob

I'm an outrageous flirt.

I had sexual relationships with Darkc

Originally posted by XxLuvMe4MexX
has a third boob
Dear god, woman! shock

I have 5 kids shock

Originally posted by DarkC
Dear god, woman! shock


Isn't laughing right now.

laughing

im not hungry

Originally posted by XxLuvMe4MexX
Isn't laughing right now.
Not glad to hear it.

im having a carnival party because i got no intestinal infection

I really happy and wide awake.

I have brown eyes.

i love working.

I'm not laughing at the guy on Scary Movie 2 with the deformed hand.

I'm not looking for pictures of Adriana Lima.

im looking for pictures of Adriana Lima

I'm not getting ready to talk to Puppy on AIM

I drive a 2005 Lambhorgini Murcielago

I didn't have sex Friday.

i am not an annoying butthead

I am the Re-incarnation of F. Scott Fitzgerald

I would own Michael Jordan in a game of one-on-one.

im watching samba school parade on tv

I'm not watching Family Guy.