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COLUMBUS, Ohio -- A Central Ohio man allegedly told police last week that he likes to drink the urine of adolescent boys.

Alan Patton, 54, is in jail after allegedly telling Gahanna, Ohio, police about his affection for urine.

Police said Patton goes to family restaurants and movie theaters and waits for boys in a bathroom stall. Investigators said he shuts off the water to the child-level urinal and puts a cup in the bottom.

"He goes back and retrieves the cup and drinks the urine," Detective Ron Fithen said.

Patton allegedly told police that he leaves the stall after the child leaves.

Fithen interviewed Patton after he was arrested while leaving a movie theater last weekend.

"Listening to him describe it, it's like listening to a crack or cocaine addict. He's addicted to children's urine," Fithen said.

According to police, Patton said he's been drinking urine for years.

"He told us he's been doing it over 40 years, since he was 7 years old," Fithen said.

Police said Patton told them it makes him sick, but that it's almost spiritual to him. He allegedly added, "I like it because it makes me closer to them -- like I'm drinking their youth."

A New Albany, Ohio, father played a role in Patton's arrest. He told someone at a movie theater that Patton was staring at his son in the bathroom. The theater employee then called police.

Officials said Patton is a registered sexual predator, who was convicted of rape 13 years ago.

Police believe Patton has been collecting and drinking urine in cities around Central Ohio, including Hilliard, Westerville, Dublin, Worthington and Gahanna.

That is one sick Son of a !

So what's he being charged with?

God Lock his ass up. Let him do that shit in jail. *Shudder

Lock him up for what? Was he harming anyone? Or is "Ew, gross!" now sufficient cause to take away somebody's freedom?

Exactly.

It's got to the point where it's "I don't like you drinking urine, please go to jail".

I don't like certain human beings talking, I'd prefer them to do their talking locked in jail, but it doesn't mean they deserve to be there.

-AC

That is so sick.

Originally posted by Tex
http://www.clickondetroit.com/news/7502034/detail.html

COLUMBUS, Ohio -- A Central Ohio man allegedly told police last week that he likes to drink the urine of adolescent boys.


What an unusual hobby

Originally posted by Gregory
Lock him up for what? Was he harming anyone? Or is "Ew, gross!" now sufficient cause to take away somebody's freedom? \

yes, true. its a bad situation since the guy is obviously off his rocker,
so who knows what hes capable of. im sure he's not just some average joe who just happens like drinking boy piss.

BUT this particular practice, however disgusting, is not really illegal is it?

If he's driking the piss of the young boys there is a small chance he might snap and assault one of them.



Yup, too suspicous...better take no chances...

Hes a "mentalism"... Throw him in a padded cell and forget about it...

On a side note Can we rename the thread... To "thats taking the piss man..."

i wish the article would have stated the actual charge

Yeah, I read about this the other day. Pretty demented shit.

Hi Tex!

Originally posted by BackFire
Pretty demented shit.

no no it was piss actually

Originally posted by PVS
no no it was piss actually

Zing

I bet it was BackFire.

Nobody even say "That's not nice", because he'd see the funny side of that claim.

-AC

Nasty

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
I bet it was BackFire.

Nobody even say "That's not nice", because he'd see the funny side of that claim.

-AC

thats f***ed up. you should be ashamed of yourself for saying that. HOW DARE YOU!!!!! WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU!????









































had you going there didnt i?

Originally posted by PVS
thats f***ed up. you should be ashamed of yourself for saying that. HOW DARE YOU!!!!! WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU!????









































had you going there didnt i?

I said I didn't f*cking mea......oh PVS, you ol' whip.

-AC

Originally posted by Gregory
Lock him up for what? Was he harming anyone? Or is "Ew, gross!" now sufficient cause to take away somebody's freedom?
Lock him up for being a sick demented f***, that's what. You may think guys staring at boys/men from inside a bathroom stall and then waiting for them to piss and then coming out to drink it isnt worth giving some jail time, but I do. Or if not jail, some major damn counseling.

I'd imagine the possible charges for him would be Stalking, or something like that.

Originally posted by ILoveMyDaniel
Lock him up for being a sick demented f***, that's what. You may think guys staring at boys/men from inside a bathroom stall and then waiting for them to piss and then coming out to drink it isnt worth giving some jail time, but I do. Or if not jail, some major damn counseling.

If he hasn't harmed anyone, he's doing nothing wrong. Just something odd and rather gross. It doesn't warrant jail time. This kind of hysterical, overblown reaction is why people who don't deserve to be in jail, end up in jail.

-AC

Originally posted by ILoveMyDaniel
Lock him up for being a sick demented f***, that's what. You may think guys staring at boys/men from inside a bathroom stall and then waiting for them to piss and then coming out to drink it isnt worth giving some jail time, but I do.

so sick=crime?

i think that 2 consenting adults doing that is also sick...should
they be locked up? should golden showers be illegal? should
we lock anyone who likes a clevland steamer?

Originally posted by BackFire
I'd imagine the possible charges for him would be Stalking, or something like that.

yeah, i think you're right.
especially since he's already convicted its probably
a violation of whatever probation they put kiddy fondlers on.

PVS always manages to weave in a reference to a fecal sexual act.

It can't be me alone who finds that disturbingly funny.

-AC

Originally posted by PVS
so sick=crime?

i think that 2 consenting adults doing that is also sick...should
they be locked up? should golden showers be illegal? should
we lock anyone who likes a clevland steamer?

Nah, we shouldn't lock up AC.

....HAH!

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
If he hasn't harmed anyone, he's doing nothing wrong. Just something odd and rather gross. It doesn't warrant jail time. This kind of hysterical, overblown reaction is why people who don't deserve to be in jail, end up in jail.

-AC
Officials said Patton is a registered sexual predator, who was convicted of rape 13 years ago.

Well, if drinking urine will satisfy his lust for children, I think that's better than raping them.

Originally posted by BackFire
Well, if drinking urine will satisfy his lust for children, I think that's better than raping them.
True, though his interests are disgusting both ways. :X

Originally posted by BackFire
Nah, we shouldn't lock up AC.

....HAH!

Steaming hot humour from BackFire there.

-AC

Originally posted by ILoveMyDaniel
Officials said Patton is a registered sexual predator, who was convicted of rape 13 years ago.

registered most likely means that if he stalks, he's broken the terms on which he agreed in order to exist in society. that is the base of his charge. not drinking boy piss.

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Steaming hot humour from BackFire there.

-AC


Nicely done.

great. now i have the mental image of backfire giving AC a steamer, and it wont leave until i blow it out with a bullet.

Originally posted by PVS
great. now i have the mental image of backfire giving AC a steamer, and it wont leave until i blow it out with a bullet.

Aqua Teen Hunger Force reference?

Besides, don't play victim, that images has been in your head since you joined this site, dirty dirty man.

I wonder if this guy likes the ole cleveland steamer to boot

Originally posted by BackFire
Aqua Teen Hunger Force reference?

i like candy, bubblegum and taf---DAMNIT!!!!!

Carl owns. My favorite Carl quote is in the movie quote section of my profile.

Originally posted by soleran30
I wonder if this guy likes the ole cleveland steamer to boot

maybe a junior cleveland steamer.

Originally posted by BackFire
Carl owns. My favorite Carl quote is in the movie quote section of my profile.

http://www.doubleparker.com/carl/

Originally posted by PVS
maybe a junior cleveland steamer.



http://www.doubleparker.com/carl/



Oh my God....You're my favorite person ever. I'm going to spend all day on this thing.

Originally posted by BackFire
Oh my God....You're my favorite person ever. I'm going to spend all day on this thing.

Originally posted by PVS
great. now i have the mental image of backfire giving AC a steamer, and it wont leave until i blow it out with a bullet.

Never ever say anything like this again.

I will concede every debate ever to you if you agree never to do that again. Please, haha.

-AC

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Never ever say anything like this again.

I will concede every debate ever to you if you agree never to do that again. Please, haha.

-AC

im sorry. i did promise to keep that a secret.

How can I trust you now?

-AC

well dont get bent out of shape.
its not like i told them about your horseplay fetish



...oops

:edit:

Anyway ... people are assuming things when they say this man is a pedophile. If he was arrested for child-rape, instead of raping an adult, I imagine the article would have said so.

That vato should be institutionalized. Perhaps not jail, but definately a mental hospital.

He's a sexual deviant who's potentially dangerous. After all, that pinche cochino is a convicted sex-pred.

30 years ago, if he's not done anything since I don't think we should go assuming he's still an active harmful "predator".

-AC

Originally posted by Quiero Mota
That vato should be institutionalized.

vato???

I make necklaces out of rabbit droppings. I go around to various people who aren't going to finish eating their droppings, and steal them off their plate. Should I be arrested?

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
30 years ago, if he's not done anything since I don't think we should go assuming he's still an active harmful "predator".

-AC

Thats a fair way to look at it. But I would never hire somebody convicted of rape. I dont care if the incident was a hundred years ago, no rapist is working at my chop shop. I just dont want that shit around me, ey.

Originally posted by botankus
I make necklaces out of rabbit droppings. I go around to various people who aren't going to finish eating their droppings, and steal them off their plate. Should I be arrested?

I dont know about incarceration, but you definately need a good ass-beating.

Originally posted by Quiero Mota
Thats a fair way to look at it. But I would never hire somebody convicted of rape. I dont care if the incident was a hundred years ago, no rapist is working at my chop shop. I just dont want that shit around me, ey.

So is it your opinion that people can't be forgiven?

Originally posted by Hit_and_Miss
So is it your opinion that people can't be forgiven?

What'chu talking about, ese? I never said or implied that. Read my post again; I just dont want that shit around me. If my waiter at a restaurant is a convicted rapist, thats fine. But he sure would never work for me.

Originally posted by botankus
I make necklaces out of rabbit droppings. I go around to various people who aren't going to finish eating their droppings, and steal them off their plate. Should I be arrested?


The real question are you a sexual predator or a past rape offender eating the food off of childrens plates

Mast important though are the rabbits safe where you get your rabbit droppings?

Originally posted by Quiero Mota
Thats a fair way to look at it. But I would never hire somebody convicted of rape. I dont care if the incident was a hundred years ago, no rapist is working at my chop shop. I just dont want that shit around me, ey.

Why is it relevant though? If he raped a female and committed no other crimes for 30 years, is obviously reformed and perfectly qualified to work at your shop, why wouldn't you accept him?

You smoke weed, there are many people who would deny you a job because they view you as a "druggie", fair? No.

-AC

Originally posted by Quiero Mota
What'chu talking about, ese? I never said or implied that. Read my post again; I just dont want that shit around me. If my waiter at a restaurant is a convicted rapist, thats fine. But he sure would never work for me.

would you hire any one convicted of a crime? please be honest now...

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Why is it relevant though? If he raped a female and committed no other crimes for 30 years, is obviously reformed and perfectly qualified to work at your shop, why wouldn't you accept him?

You smoke weed, there are many people who would deny you a job because they view you as a "druggie", fair? No.

-AC

I'm sorry, but its a personal thing. After reviewing his background check and criminal record I would tell him something along the lines of, "I apologize, but we're not in need of your talents at the moment, however I do know of other auto shops who are seeking individuals with your specific knowledge and expertise." I would refer him to some other auto shop.

I've been called a druggie before, but it doesn't bother me. Despite being a pothead and having a record, I've worked as a carpenter for Klein Bros. Construction which is a Mormon owned company here in Phoenix.

There's a big difference between somone who peddles drugs to feed thier family and someone who rapes women/kids. If you ever do time you'll realize that immeadiately. The rapists are always specially confined because the other inmates are just itching to beat/stab them (myself included). Nobody really cares about drug-related offences, since thats what lands the majority of people in the big house.

Originally posted by Hit_and_Miss
would you hire any one convicted of a crime? please be honest now...

I have in fact. But not rape.

If you're in prison, you're a criminal, most likely. There are of course different degrees of severity, but I don't buy all this righteousness criminals get.

"Hey man, you rape anyone?" "Yeah." "F*cking sicko." "What?! You murdered a family." "Didn't rape anyone though, sicko."

You said you'd refer him somewhere else though, I can respect that.

-AC

what was the crime of the man you hired???

Originally posted by PVS
great. now i have the mental image of backfire giving AC a steamer, and it wont leave until i blow it out with a bullet.

Haaahahahahahahaha.

Originally posted by Tex
http://www.clickondetroit.com/news/7502034/detail.html

COLUMBUS, Ohio -- A Central Ohio man allegedly told police last week that he likes to drink the urine of adolescent boys.

Alan Patton, 54, is in jail after allegedly telling Gahanna, Ohio, police about his affection for urine.

Police said Patton goes to family restaurants and movie theaters and waits for boys in a bathroom stall. Investigators said he shuts off the water to the child-level urinal and puts a cup in the bottom.

"He goes back and retrieves the cup and drinks the urine," Detective Ron Fithen said.

Patton allegedly told police that he leaves the stall after the child leaves.

Fithen interviewed Patton after he was arrested while leaving a movie theater last weekend.

"Listening to him describe it, it's like listening to a crack or cocaine addict. He's addicted to children's urine," Fithen said.

According to police, Patton said he's been drinking urine for years.

"He told us he's been doing it over 40 years, since he was 7 years old," Fithen said.

Police said Patton told them it makes him sick, but that it's almost spiritual to him. He allegedly added, "I like it because it makes me closer to them -- like I'm drinking their youth."

A New Albany, Ohio, father played a role in Patton's arrest. He told someone at a movie theater that Patton was staring at his son in the bathroom. The theater employee then called police.

Officials said Patton is a registered sexual predator, who was convicted of rape 13 years ago.

Police believe Patton has been collecting and drinking urine in cities around Central Ohio, including Hilliard, Westerville, Dublin, Worthington and Gahanna.

There's a genocide in the Sudan right now and we're here talking about this p*ss. Yep, we are definitely a very intelligent nation.

... because it's impossible to be concerned with more then one thing at once? We should ignore every thing that happens in the world except for the one or two things that meep-meep, in her infinite wisdom, deems important enough to talk about?

mental institution? jail? wtf? it might be really gross for this old dude to drink kids piss, but it' snot like people don't drink piss and it's totally weird. Lots of people are turned on by *ewww* peeing in other peoples mouths when "doing it". This is just a different way of exercising that fetish. At most he needs some therapy.

I think it's sick, but what can he be charged with? As far as I know there is no law that says 'You must not drink other peoples piss'.

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
If you're in prison, you're a criminal, most likely. There are of course different degrees of severity, but I don't buy all this righteousness criminals get.

"Hey man, you rape anyone?" "Yeah." "F*cking sicko." "What?! You murdered a family." "Didn't rape anyone though, sicko."

You said you'd refer him somewhere else though, I can respect that.

-AC

In prison, your crime basically defines your role. There's a very rigid caste system based on it. Rapist and First Degree murderers are the worst of the worst and are on an equally low plain. They're housed in solitary confinement in a block that is seperate from the GP. When they go outside for their one hour of rec-time they have an armed guard at their side at all times.

"Sexual offenders are considered especially heinous" - from the narrative intro of LAW & ORDER: SVU

By the way, I liked your little prison dialogue skit........."sicko"

I wonder if this dude gets aroused at the thought of drinking little boys urine...

Originally posted by Hit_and_Miss
what was the crime of the man you hired???

I have 6 guys who work for me: 4 mechanics, an auto paint specialist, and a car audio specialist. 2 of them are convicts. Their offences are either drug-related or are property crimes. I try to avoid violent/sexual criminals. However, I hired a mechanic about a year ago who was a felon convicted of Armed Robbery and Aggravated Assault. His tenure with me didn't last very long though; after only 4 months he was arrested for hitting a woman and was sent back to the yard.

Why do you wanna know, anyways? Whats it to you???

Just wondered... I thought you might say you hired someone who had stolen...

i just bet that was a white dude

Who? The guy who who got arrested after 4 months of working for me? No, he was Native American.

Originally posted by Quiero Mota
Who? The guy who who got arrested after 4 months of working for me? No, he was Native American.

I didn't know Native Americans rolled like that

Originally posted by Inspectah Deck
I didn't know Native Americans rolled like that

C'mon homes, every group has criminals. Alcoholism and domestic violence is very high among the Indians.

Originally posted by Quiero Mota
C'mon homes, every group has criminals.

True

Since you're from NY Inspectah, and you dont have any Natives I'll forgive you for not knowing that.

There's Natives in NYC, just that they're not made mad easily

Originally posted by Quiero Mota
Who? The guy who who got arrested after 4 months of working for me? No, he was Native American.

no the urine driinker

good point... I don't think I've ever heard of a non-white pedofile...

....well, i am white, and i do very frequently consider killing people around me. The only thing that gets to me is ignorance. Im not being racicst here im just being a realist for the most part. Whether you are black white hispanic or whatever, if you are an ignorant mother F, and you parade it around, and you do stupid crap around me then yea, im gonna hate you, i may not know you, you may be having fun or just being nomal, but im going to hate you. Stupid people get on my nerves. It might just be that white people have had to live with stupidity for so long now but i mean its hard to explain when you have educated and respactable people of all cultures now. Who knows why white people do shit like that. I know i would never even consider it and i would give someone i knew who did a good beating.

Originally posted by Hit_and_Miss
good point... I don't think I've ever heard of a non-white pedofile...

Child-rape is a huge problem in Africa, because many people there believe that having sex with a virgin will cure AIDS. I'm not sure what point you think you're making, but I strongly suspect it of being wrong.

Originally posted by Gregory
Child-rape is a huge problem in Africa, because many people there believe that having sex with a virgin will cure AIDS. I'm not sure what point you think you're making, but I strongly suspect it of being wrong.

Woops I forgot to include the sarcasm roll of the eyes...

Well I thought it sounded odd from you, but with the way some people were talking, I couldn't be sure.