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rules: no exaggeration no bullsh1t no makeup stories.

i am not ready to tell any truth yet ill post some soon

This is a rip off. disgust

True... but there are a lot of rip-off threads that lasted. Why should this one be any different?

Indeed.

Snorkel?

Im a great soccer player

I like beer

I'm married.

im brazilian

i cloned my cat. swear to f*ckin' god.

Im Immortally Challenged

I think the world owes me a living

I've used the word "Comprehensible" more than anybody else on here.

is it comprehensible.....

I'm a lesbian.

As if you didn't know.

I'm on KMC right now

im a part time bum

I trust too damn easily...

I dont trust anyone

Originally posted by Leo.M
I'm on KMC right now

What do you know, so am I.

I'm a business law major.

I'm a shitty spraypainter

i don't work

I'm slow....

Originally posted by Makedde
I'm a lesbian.

As if you didn't know.

now im interested... and i trully didnt know... this is my first day on KMC
how did you become one?

Originally posted by ROYALGUARD
now im interested...
how did you become one? another lesbian sneezed on her



truth about me....I live with 2 of my sisters.

Originally posted by Ms Flower
another lesbian sneezed on her



truth about me....I live with 2 of my sisters.



truth about me...i can't stick to one guy for a long time. confused

I have a puppy.

Originally posted by GuitarBunny




truth about me...i can't stick to one guy for a long time. confused

meaning you are permiscuous?

Originally posted by GuitarBunny




truth about me...i can't stick to one guy for a long time. confused
Truth about me... Guys can't stick to me for a long time

I posted.

Im a mom.

Originally posted by Ms Flower
Im a mom.

You're female!? scared

Originally posted by Itzak
You're female!? scared yes... you thought differently?

No.

ok

Yeah, 1234p My face is bigger, I win.

Originally posted by Itzak
Yeah, 1234p My face is bigger, I win. awww...indeed it is petpet

So I win? Sweet! w00t

I love candy droolio

I love women

I like sandwiches.

I'm addicted to Jamba Juice.

I'm lazy.

I am a professional, and I take my work very seriously.

I kick assmistcaptain

I'm a shy type person

I'm not American

I have not farted for several hours, which really really worries me.

Chewbacca is my homeboy.

Yesterday I was listening to The Used and I noticed a couple of things about myself. "Buried Myself Alive" and "All That I've Got" quite accurately describe where I was emotionally last year. The fact that I am just realizing this should be clue number one that I was completely oblivious to my everyday life. I guess things got so routine that in my numbness I wasn't aware of anything...Even my own thoughts and feelings. I've also come to realize that no matter how hard I try I could never truly forgive someone who has hurt me. Gawd knows I will never forget (especially with my detailed memory). It's not that I'm affected by it emotionally, but I do remember what it was like going through it. It amazes me how songs can take on a new meaning after life happens. Well, I'm tired of typing and what's really on my mind I don't want to share...Not at the moment at least.

I like garlic

I like Burger King



and McDonalds
and Wendy's
and Boston Market
and Chicken au Go Go
and Taco Bell
and Pizza Hut
and KFC
and All American
and junk food
and asparagus

I have bad teeth.

I buy a lot of useless stuff.

I should be doing my Home Work, but instead I'm wasting countless hours of my life on a forum where the closest person to me lives several hundreds of miles away.

i percieved my truth as genuine pure and valuable.

therefore i tell swear an oath that i will tell the truth nothing but the truth even if it is for my own ill or good.

or atleast try to...

I drive a Lancer, and I HATE Honda. Especially the Civic!

I enjoy long walks on the beach..

i failed to make a connection
last thing she told me

can you do me a favor? dont ever call me dont say hi to me dont ever talk to me?

in my mind i said "what a stupid vitch! wtf did i do?

now every time i see her at work my heart skips a beat and when we walk in the hall way from the opposite ends. and as we pass by each other i cant help it but laugh inside that she has that scared look on her face and she walks very near towards the wall of the hallway while i stand my ground at the middle and walk the hallway.

any time soon i will get fired if she feels "harrassed" because of my presence...

thats right BIT-CH ASS MICHELLE I AM NOW TALKING SHIT ABOUT YOU ON INTERNET! i wanna retaliate by giving her area code and phone number to all the people in internet but... my holy man persona prevents me in doing so.

too bad i cannot retaliate in real life because i dont wanna lose my job...

for now...

now thats out of my chest.. moving on.

Originally posted by ROYALGUARD
i failed to make a connection
last thing she told me

can you do me a favor? dont ever call me dont say hi to me dont ever talk to me?

in my mind i said "what a stupid vitch! wtf did i do?

now every time i see her at work my heart skips a beat and when we walk in the hall way from the opposite ends. and as we pass by each other i cant help it but laugh inside that she has that scared look on her face and she walks very near towards the wall of the hallway while i stand my ground at the middle and walk the hallway.

any time soon i will get fired if she feels "harrassed" because of my presence...

thats right BIT-CH ASS MICHELLE I AM NOW TALKING SHIT ABOUT YOU ON INTERNET! i wanna retaliate by giving her area code and phone number to all the people in internet but... my holy man persona prevents me in doing so.

too bad i cannot retaliate in real life because i dont wanna lose my job...

for now...

now thats out of my chest.. moving on.


Omfg... my heart skipped a beat when I read that. I said the same thing to my ex, and my name's Michelle too.... so when I saw my name I almost popped a lung. >< *breathes*

i like totaly didn't read all that.

im going to bed cuz no one likes me, and im bored as hell.........

Originally posted by ROYALGUARD
i failed to make a connection
last thing she told me

can you do me a favor? dont ever call me dont say hi to me dont ever talk to me?

in my mind i said "what a stupid vitch! wtf did i do?

now every time i see her at work my heart skips a beat and when we walk in the hall way from the opposite ends. and as we pass by each other i cant help it but laugh inside that she has that scared look on her face and she walks very near towards the wall of the hallway while i stand my ground at the middle and walk the hallway.

any time soon i will get fired if she feels "harrassed" because of my presence...

thats right BIT-CH ASS MICHELLE I AM NOW TALKING SHIT ABOUT YOU ON INTERNET! i wanna retaliate by giving her area code and phone number to all the people in internet but... my holy man persona prevents me in doing so.

too bad i cannot retaliate in real life because i dont wanna lose my job...

for now...

now thats out of my chest.. moving on.

You should fukk one of her friends, dude.

Originally posted by XxLuvMe4MexX
Omfg... my heart skipped a beat when I read that. I said the same thing to my ex, and my name's Michelle too.... so when I saw my name I almost popped a lung. >< *breathes*
Coincedence?

I lie

Originally posted by BakaXero
I lie me too

Originally posted by DarkC
Coincedence?

Yeah. >< Scary tho..

Originally posted by XxLuvMe4MexX
Yeah. >< Scary tho..
I can imagine.


No time like the present, eh.

I go down on my girl, and she likes it 99 out of 100 times, and that 1 time is bothering me.

Originally posted by Amun~RA
I go down on my girl, and she likes it 99 out of 100 times, and that 1 time is bothering me. LOL!! thanks for sharing, I feel special now for knowing that.

Originally posted by XxLuvMe4MexX
LOL!! thanks for sharing, I feel special now for knowing that. why? your not my girl.

Originally posted by Amun~RA
why? your not my girl. Exactly. But usually information like that wouldn't really be exposed unless it was to someone special. So I guess everyone on this forum is special... lol ugh, you're ruining my moment of glory!

Originally posted by XxLuvMe4MexX
Exactly. But usually information like that wouldn't really be exposed unless it was to someone special. So I guess everyone on this forum is special... lol ugh, you're ruining my moment of glory!

Originally posted by XxLuvMe4MexX
Exactly. But usually information like that wouldn't really be exposed unless it was to someone special. So I guess everyone on this forum is special... lol ugh, you're ruining my moment of glory! oh sorry, what can big daddy RA do to make you feel better Originally posted by Coldfire

Originally posted by Amun~RA
oh sorry, what can big daddy RA do to make you feel better
What're you a pimp now?

pimp


i don now what yur hurd bowt me.: ima muthfukkin P.I.M.P

Originally posted by Amun~RA
pimp


i don now what yur hurd bowt me.: ima muthfukkin P.I.M.P

hey it's true, what can i say.alucard i gots da style and grace for a pimp.

Originally posted by Amun~RA
hey it's true, what can i say.alucard i gots da style and grace for a pimp.
lol I'm sure you do

i am a farmer.

i am a mother of 3

I have a mate named Pug

I have no hat orroz

Originally posted by XxLuvMe4MexX
Omfg... my heart skipped a beat when I read that. I said the same thing to my ex, and my name's Michelle too.... so when I saw my name I almost popped a lung. >< *breathes*

if youre 27 and work at a hospital then youre the michelle im talking about but... since i saw your pic on your sig.. its a good thing its not you.

im guessing youre a highschool student somewhere in southern cali.

too bad im here in san jose. and youre down there in LA or sandiego (guestimated)

the royal guards' demograph:
jason 22 filipino san jose 5'8'' 200lbs formerly known as DanteMayCry here in KMC.

thats right... i have returned...

I'm a student

I work out alot and tell bad jokes!

I am usually bored form the hours of 9-5.

Originally posted by sonjay
I am usually bored form the hours of 9-5.

thats when you work huh?

i have dyed red hair

i have found a way how to make my job less boring.

I cant wait for my new sig...

Enjoying an anniversary.


Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.

last relationship lasted 3 weeks ... and now im laughing my ass off.

Originally posted by ROYALGUARD
last relationship lasted 3 weeks ... and now im laughing my ass off.
2 for me.

i did 10reps pushup and 40reps situps of 10 sets each without stopping and now i am fuked up i dont wanna move

I didnt cook the MacNcheese well enough tonight

I have panic attacks when the internet is down.

Im goin threw depression

Originally posted by Bun Bun
Im goin threw depression

I'm about to have sex with bunbun.....


damnit not the lie thread.

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
I'm about to have sex with bunbun.....


damnit not the lie thread.

Originally posted by Bun Bun


Hey I can only dream.

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Hey I can only dream.

dreams are good

Originally posted by Bun Bun
dreams are good

Yeah crying

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Yeah crying

hug your great in my dreams

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Yeah crying

Random and off topic but.... are you seriously 7?

He lies...


He doesnt turn 7 until next month.

Sorry run that by me again, I got disorientated after that last line...leftright

Alright. I'll say it again. :shifty




I have big b00bs.





Better? *grins*

I meant run the part about Vinny by me again.....























but that was equally as good if not better

I like to write.

Originally posted by XxLuvMe4MexX
lol, oops.



Hey, me too. Nice sig btw.
Why's everyone so serious

Its dark and cold and Im afraid

The truth...I told my friends on MSN I'd be back ASAP after going to the grocery store to buy one thing. I ended up staying over an hour and half talking to old coworkers.

Originally posted by XxLuvMe4MexX
I bet ur mom says that a lot, doesn't she?

Hmm a worthy adversary




























Nope, still cant think of anything to match that one..

Originally posted by Wolflet
I wonder why...

And now the she-devil has arrived, today couldnt get any worse...

Originally posted by LanceWindu
Bullshit, you love being chained up in my dungeon getting day old bread and a cup of dirty water everyday.

schmoll

Yeah and about that bread, would it kill ya to put butter on it at least?sneaky2

Originally posted by XxLuvMe4MexX
I bet ur mom says that a lot, doesn't she?

Originally posted by XxLuvMe4MexX
Yes!!! w00t I am a worth adversary! Do I get some sort of prize or something?
A cookie?

Yeah

You wouldntshock


Lies LIES! sneaky2

Amazing considering the fact you never thought of calling for help whilst using the internet.

Originally posted by LanceWindu
Be thankful I didn't deprive you of your internet.

And yes folks, I broke his wrist, there was no car accident.
Oh really

I enjoyed sitting 2hours and 15 mins through V for Vendetta!!!!

...which is based on comics, as are Blade, Blade II, Blade Trinity, the Punisher, Constantine, Sin City, and all the obvious ones.

You want the truth? You can't handle the truth!

im working and i wasnt bored till last 2 hours of my shift. and now when i type this i am at the dispatch office...

i just reached $10,000 in my bank account...

thats a 50 session for 50 hoes in 50 days. if i decide to splurge

or save it up.

i love makedde

I've made a thread like this 2 years ago I believe

ps, proving is spelt wrong in your sig

i think cowboys are sexy cowboy

Originally posted by silver_tears
ps, proving is spelt wrong in your sig



burn!!!!

I'm sick. Bah...

*sniffs*
*wipes nose*

I'm a introverted geek...

That's the truth of myself.

i'm kick ass good at texas hold em cowboy

I dont have very many friends

Originally posted by BlackSunshine
I dont have very many friends


fact: you can only count your true friends in one hand

...I don't have any friends, whatsoever.

I have an average sized member.

my broken toe is pissing the hell outta me cuz there is not much i can do about it

I only have $400 left in my account.

one of my ex's proved that the stereotype of italian guys being "stallions" is a complete and total myth.