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Alright, last night my school put on a competition. They call it "Mr. Pacific" and its a pageant where guys dress up as girls and I won. There are 4 portions to the competition: Dress, bathing suit, talent and question. I have to say, it was a blast and I got the best crowd reaction by far. For the bathing suit portion, I walked the stage a bit, then ripped off the bottom half of my bathing suit revealing a thong. For the talent, I had a friend play the guitar for me as I sang "Hermaphrodite" by Steven Lynch. It went over real well. My question was "What would my ideal date be like?" I made up this story on the spot about how a guy gives me $5 dollars and we have butt sex. I then kill him a tire iron and drag his carcus out to sea and wait for the sunset as he floats away. Here's my victory pic:

dashing i must say

Here's me ripping off my bikini bottoms:

Singing my song:

Congrats... I guess...

*thinks less of you*

I won $50 for it too:

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
*thinks less of you* *continues*

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
*thinks less of you*



Oh well, do I know you anyway?

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
*continues*

Originally posted by Myth


Oh well, do I know you anyway?

doubtful hmm

Could have been worse. I could have not shaved like this guy:

Or maybe this guy:

Originally posted by Myth
Could have been worse. I could have not shaved like this guy: Originally posted by Myth
Or maybe this guy: shock

Originally posted by Myth
Alright, last night my school put on a competition. They call it "Mr. Pacific" and its a pageant where guys dress up as girls and I won. There are 4 portions to the competition: Dress, bathing suit, talent and question. I have to say, it was a blast and I got the best crowd reaction by far. For the bathing suit portion, I walked the stage a bit, then ripped off the bottom half of my bathing suit revealing a thong. For the talent, I had a friend play the guitar for me as I sang "Hermaphrodite" by Steven Lynch. It went over real well. My question was "What would my ideal date be like?" I made up this story on the spot about how a guy gives me $5 dollars and we have butt sex. I then kill him a tire iron and drag his carcus out to sea and wait for the sunset as he floats away.

What the hell kinda school do you go to? shock

A private college in Oregon.

Originally posted by Myth
A private college in Oregon. let me guess...all boys?

Originally posted by Myth
A private college in Oregon.

oh, I thought it was a high school thing... carry on.

Yeah, that wouldn't have gone well with the principle at my old high school.

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
let me guess...all boys?
lol. That would be horribly wrong. No, this performance was for the ladies. Its also quite nice getting help with your bathing suit from several girls at once

you make a convincing drag queen i must say

Originally posted by Myth
Yeah, that wouldn't have gone well with the principle at my old high school.


lol. That would be horribly wrong. No, this performance was for the ladies. Its also quite nice getting help with your bathing suit from several girls at once how so?

Well, it kind of makes it a game. I call it, "Try not to get a boner when 3 giggling girls are trying to help you place your junk in a banana hammock."

Originally posted by Myth
Well, it kind of makes it a game. I call it, "Try not to get a boner when 3 giggling girls are trying to help you place your junk in a banana hammock." i see

And for the record, the thong was home-made, which was why I needed help to make sure it was made in a way so that my junk didn't fall out.

Originally posted by Myth
And for the record, the thong was home-made, which was why I needed help to make sure it was made in a way so that my junk didn't fall out. whos keeping a record?


i swear i'm not

Originally posted by Myth
Alright, last night my school put on a competition. They call it "Mr. Pacific" and its a pageant where guys dress up as girls and I won. There are 4 portions to the competition: Dress, bathing suit, talent and question. I have to say, it was a blast and I got the best crowd reaction by far. For the bathing suit portion, I walked the stage a bit, then ripped off the bottom half of my bathing suit revealing a thong. For the talent, I had a friend play the guitar for me as I sang "Hermaphrodite" by Steven Lynch. It went over real well. My question was "What would my ideal date be like?" I made up this story on the spot about how a guy gives me $5 dollars and we have butt sex. I then kill him a tire iron and drag his carcus out to sea and wait for the sunset as he floats away. Here's my victory pic:

At Relay For Life (cancer fundraiser) my family threw a competition like this. I didn't enter, but my grandpa did and he got 3rd place.

They are doing it again this year and they are making a calander.

They call it the Cinderfella Pagent.

Received more pics:

You can see the black thong a little bit:

You have a nice ass.

Thanks.

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
*thinks less of you*

Originally posted by DiamondBullets
w00t

^

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
*thinks less of you*

thats funny but it would take alot more than 50 bucks to get me in a thong ,those pictures are gonna haunt me for the rest of my life

omg hysterical

I actually think more of you. I know heaps of guys who would be too embarrassed and would make fun of you because they don't have the guts to do that. Congrats on your win!

Originally posted by Nevermind
I actually think more of you. I know heaps of guys who would be too embarrassed and would make fun of you because they don't have the guts to do that. Congrats on your win!


I have the gut's to do it..........but not for 50 bucks

Originally posted by K.Diddy
I have the gut's to do it..........but not for 50 bucks
What would you do it for?

Originally posted by Coldfire
What would you do it for?


Maybe 10 thousand and a lifetime supply of alcohol and weed..............maybe

Originally posted by K.Diddy
Maybe 10 thousand and a lifetime supply of alcohol and weed..............maybe
oh dear lol

My friend and boyfriend were supposed to be paid for dressing up as girls to give the money to charity but they chickened out. It was funny while it lasted though.

Originally posted by Coldfire
omg hysterical

I concur with that assessment.

Don't ever come near my children

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Don't ever come near my children

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Don't ever come near my children

Originally posted by Nevermind
I actually think more of you. I know heaps of guys who would be too embarrassed and would make fun of you because they don't have the guts to do that. Congrats on your win!

Thanks, and KDiddy, I didn't know about the $50 prize until I received it. To me, it was just fun.

As for people trying to make fun of me, I'm excellent at running with things like that so it usually just turns into me joking with them. If it weren't for that skill of mine, there may be reason for me to be embarrassed. Plus everybody who knows me is used to me doing crazy shit so something like this they have come to expect.

Plus, how's this for a reward:
Today one of the sororities(sp?) had a date auction. Entered last minute and with last night's performance fresh in everybody's heads, I was by far the highest payed for person in the auction. $95 to go on a date with me to a movie and dinner at Red Robin. 2nd highest was $60. Thank god the pretty of the 2 girls won. Although I have no idea who this chick is and we're going out Saturday. Wish me luck

Good luck.

P.S. I wouldn't have made fun of you, but it would've been utterly hilarious to witness... if a little disturbing at certain parts.

I really didn't get any shit. Much more compliments. Even friends of mine who are flat out homophobes laughed their asses off. My singing, story and thong revealing were all moments none of the whitnesses will ever forget.

Oh hurray, more pictures sent:

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