Biggest joke of a website

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xyz revolution
laughing<-------click it.

ladygrim
We must also check our own lives to see if we are failing God by yielding to stealing or cheating. We may not realize that some of the things we do constitute just that -- stealing. However, we don't recognize it as such. Here is a small checklist of some of things that would classify us as a thief:

(1.) Taking the salt and pepper shakers from restaurants.

(2.) Taking the towels from hotels and motels.

(3.) Short-changing people at check out counters on purpose.

(4.) Shoplifting and taking anything that does not belong to us.

(5.) Using scales that are not in balance when selling by weight. (Proverbs 11:1, "A false balance is abomination to the LORD: but a just weight is his delight."wink

(6.) Giving a full days work for a full days pay, as you are stealing time from your boss if you don't.

(7.) Padding the expenses accounts of your employer.

(8.) Charging people excessive interest on borrowed money (usury). (Ezekiel 22:12-13, "In thee have they taken gifts to shed blood; thou hast taken usury and increase, and thou hast greedily gained of thy neighbours by extortion, and hast forgotten me, saith the Lord GOD. Behold, therefore I have smitten mine hand at thy dishonest gain which thou hast made, and at thy blood which hath been in the midst of thee."wink

(9.) Cheating on school exams, as this is stealing a qualification you didn't earn.

(10.) Over-charging or over-pricing of the sale of goods.

(11.) "Borrowing" items from a friend and never returning them.

(12.) Borrowing money from anyone (friend or institution) and failing to repay it.


This bit made me laff laughing out loud

but would they lokk upon it as me stealing them words from that website erm oh my

Revernd Maynard
Originally posted by xyz revolution
laughing<-------click it. no no expression

*lizziekk*
Originally posted by xyz revolution
laughing<-------click it.
why is my religion a 'big joke'? confused

Revernd Maynard
Originally posted by *lizziekk*
why is my religion a 'big joke'? confused dont worry, honey. All religions are big jokes

except Scientology no expression

Bloigen
Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
dont worry, honey. All religions are big jokes

except Scientology no expression

Don't forget Bloigenism.

*lizziekk*
Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
dont worry, honey. All religions are big jokes

except Scientology no expression
laughing out loud ok...

Revernd Maynard
Originally posted by Bloigen
Don't forget Bloigenism. and the religion of wich i am a revernd too

The Church of Alex

JacopeX
Originally posted by xyz revolution
laughing<-------click it. and why is it stupid???

ladygrim
Originally posted by Bloigen
Don't forget Bloigenism.

i am such a big beleiver in bloigenism

*lizziekk*
Originally posted by JacopeX
and why is it stupid???
its not stupid its a joke yes :

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
dont worry, honey. All religions are big jokes

except Scientology no expression

xyz revolution
Originally posted by ladygrim
We must also check our own lives to see if we are failing God by yielding to stealing or cheating. We may not realize that some of the things we do constitute just that -- stealing. However, we don't recognize it as such. Here is a small checklist of some of things that would classify us as a thief:

(1.) Taking the salt and pepper shakers from restaurants.

(2.) Taking the towels from hotels and motels.

(3.) Short-changing people at check out counters on purpose.

(4.) Shoplifting and taking anything that does not belong to us.

(5.) Using scales that are not in balance when selling by weight. (Proverbs 11:1, "A false balance is abomination to the LORD: but a just weight is his delight."wink

(6.) Giving a full days work for a full days pay, as you are stealing time from your boss if you don't.

(7.) Padding the expenses accounts of your employer.

(8.) Charging people excessive interest on borrowed money (usury). (Ezekiel 22:12-13, "In thee have they taken gifts to shed blood; thou hast taken usury and increase, and thou hast greedily gained of thy neighbours by extortion, and hast forgotten me, saith the Lord GOD. Behold, therefore I have smitten mine hand at thy dishonest gain which thou hast made, and at thy blood which hath been in the midst of thee."wink

(9.) Cheating on school exams, as this is stealing a qualification you didn't earn.

(10.) Over-charging or over-pricing of the sale of goods.

(11.) "Borrowing" items from a friend and never returning them.

(12.) Borrowing money from anyone (friend or institution) and failing to repay it.


This bit made me laff laughing out loud

but would they lokk upon it as me stealing them words from that website erm oh my laughing

the shop said it all.

this is my favourite part:

Top 20 Questions:
What does The Bible say about...
01. Masturbation
02. Choosing a Mate
03. Tattoos
04. Sex Before Marriage
05. Divorce and Remarriage
06. Dealing with Grief
07. Christmas
08. Drinking Alcoholic Beverages
09. Women in Ministry
10. Tithing
11. Homosexuality
12. Piercing the Body
13. Smoking
14. Thanksgiving
15. Suicide
16. Positive Influence of the Bible in America
17. Gambling
18. Baptism in Water
19. Stock Market
20. Abortion

Cyber Ninja
no expression

**Gen_Thorin**
1234

khfreak#1
that was the scariest thing ive ever seen

Tired Hiker
The only religion I believe in is Hikerism.

xyz revolution
Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
dont worry, honey. All religions are big jokes

except Scientology no expression yes smart smart. But why are you a revernd?

Originally posted by Bloigen
Don't forget Bloigenism. That's not as bad as some of them. Still bullshit. If it's religion, it's bullshit.

JLred
Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
dont worry, honey. All religions are big jokes

except Scientology no expression

Didn't South Park make a big joke about that?

xyz revolution
Originally posted by JLred
Didn't South Park make a big joke about that? maybe.

Bloigen
Originally posted by JLred
Didn't South Park make a big joke about that?

Yeah.

xyz revolution
bloigenism sucks.

JacopeX
The bible is not a joke

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