If you were evil, how would you torture the other sex?
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Vinny Valentine
Okay lets say you're evil and you have someone of the opposite sex, how would you torture them?
Rape Doesn't count.
NineCoronas
Spiked dildos. That would hurt like hell.
Itzak
Feed them ice cream, and get them fat so they would hate themselves.
Vinny Valentine
Originally posted by NineCoronas
Spiked dildos. That would hurt like hell. Originally posted by Itzak
Feed them ice cream, and get them fat so they would hate themselves.
NineCoronas
Originally posted by Spartan005
I had a far better Halo 2 signature :P
Mr. Bacon
werent you the one that always made the random 2 second sigs on paint?
a1hsauce
this thread is soo wrong..but since im in here..id fart in their face
Vinny Valentine
Originally posted by a1hsauce
this thread is soo wrong..but since im in here..id fart in their face
NineCoronas
Originally posted by Mr. Bacon
werent you the one that always made the random 2 second sigs on paint? I did that at random on Paint Shop Pro
My Halo 2 signature(s) I'm referring to in this case took me about an entire day to do.
KENobi™
Umm...to torture the opposite sex, I'd refuse to have sex with them, that's torture in itself.
Storm
You' re overestimating the male species. Unless it is a cycle of a state of arousal followed by rejection.
Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.
KENobi™
Originally posted by Storm
You' re overestimating the male species. Unless it is a cycle of a state of arousal followed by rejection.
Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam. Originally posted by Zebina
Do you really think it's torture to refuse sex for a woman?
Women can go soooooooooooooo much longer without any than men.
I think that would just be torture for you
It was a joke.
It's not that bad of torture anyways...I've gone for well over a year without sex.
keyblader120
i would attach her nipples to a car battery and turn it on .and i would see how far i can shove abroomstick up her ass
Xirius
Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Okay lets say you're evil and you have someone of the opposite sex, how would you torture them?
Rape Doesn't count.
no
NineCoronas
Originally posted by keyblader120
damn thats got ot be harsh Lawlz! you bad@ss, pimpin' da bitches like dat gangsta!1 JX!11
keyblader120
Originally posted by NineCoronas
Lawlz! you bad@ss, pimpin' da bitches like dat gangsta!1 JX!11
i cant help it if im a playa
NineCoronas
Nice one.
DiamondBullets
Here's some psychocological torture you can do to yer wife or girlfreind: tie her up and force her to watch you fukk one of her friends or relatives, and then tell her how she's better than her.
^ The Roman Ceasar, Caligula did that----he would force guys he didn't like to watch him bone his wife, and then he would critique her strong and weak points in front of the guy.
DiamondBullets
Originally posted by keyblader120
i cant help it if im a playa
Same here, part'na.
<-------------tru playa
How long you been a playa, nigga?
Bloigen
Masterbate infront of their face.
keyblader120
Originally posted by DiamondBullets
Here's some psychocological torture you can do to yer wife or girlfreind: tie her up and force her to watch you fukk one of her friends or relatives, and then tell her how she's better than her.
^ The Roman Ceasar, Caligula did that----he would force guys he didn't like to watch him bone his wife, and then he would critique her strong and weak points in front of the guy.
god damn thats evil Originally posted by DiamondBullets
Same here, part'na.
<-------------tru playa
How long you been a playa, nigga?
i hit some just last night !but i lost my "viginity beginning of last year
Revernd Maynard
Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Okay lets say you're evil and you have someone of the opposite sex, how would you torture them?
Rape Doesn't count. Go Gay shock
DiamondBullets
Originally posted by keyblader120
i hit some just last night !but i lost my "viginity beginning of last year
Dats cool, but that aint a playa. A playa is a person who is in more than one relationship, in which they don't know about eachother.
'naw mean?
Revernd Maynard
Originally posted by DiamondBullets
Dats cool, but that aint a playa. A playa is a person who is in more than one relationship, in which they don't know about eachother.
'naw mean? Word
keyblader120
yeah i know what ya meant .i have a girl 4 everyday of the week ,thursday ic commin over tonight ,i love thursday
DiamondBullets
Originally posted by keyblader120
yeah i know what ya meant .i have a girl 4 everyday of the week ,thursday ic commin over tonight ,i love thursday
Are you shitting me?
If you tellin' tha truth, then yer a straight mack daddy, and you definately one-upped me!. I just have 2 girls who don't know about eachother.
K.Diddy
I would **** her best friend then take a picture of it and show her
gabbygood22
umm don't give them any that wil kill them
QuincE
I'd pull a "LOST" and stab up their fingernails with sharpened bamboo stalks.
Ladyluck
Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
Go Gay shock
Omg please no! shock
QuincE
Or something REALLLY terrible, like...like scratch a chalkboard and force them to watch.
K.Diddy
Originally posted by keyblader120
yeah i know what ya meant .i have a girl 4 everyday of the week ,thursday ic commin over tonight ,i love thursday
Bullshit
LiL nAstY GirL
Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
Go Gay shock
OMG dont say that! I'd kill myself!!
Koala MeatPie
LiL nAstY GirL
GAH
You're sig... As always... Whhhy.
I'd make myself irristable then act too good for them.
LiL nAstY GirL
I requested a new sig, so if someone makes one, then you wount have to see it
Leo.M
I'd tell her that i love her and that she means the world to me. That i would move the stars and heaven itself for her
............. and then I'd get her pregnant and leave her ass
and do it again to some other girl
mysterio69
with jumper cables and tweezers...obviously
Coldfire
Originally posted by Leo.M
I'd tell her that i love her and that she means the world to me. That i would move the stars and heaven itself for her
............. and then I'd get her pregnant and leave her ass
and do it again to some other girl
eek
As for torture.... That's for me to know and them to find out shifty
Leo.M
^
you know i would never do a thing like that to a girl no2
Mišt
I would sit next to them mistnone
Arker
Does giving an orgasm count as rape?
If not: I'd start to rub their fancy spots until they slowly start to give in to Arker's magic.
If so: I'd break off their toe-nails and finger nails, make them eat them, then start to stretch their body parts into pain.
Coldfire
Originally posted by Leo.M
^
you know i would never do a thing like that to a girl no2
lol of course I know that
Originally posted by Arker
Does giving an orgasm count as rape?
If not: I'd start to rub their fancy spots until they slowly start to give in to Arker's magic.
If so: I'd break off their toe-nails and finger nails, make them eat them, then start to stretch their body parts into pain.
that's not all that disgusting lol
Arker
Ever seen it happen like I have? I've also seen someone's nose being pulled back so that you can see their brain and all.
It was very disturbing and made me touch myself.
Coldfire
Originally posted by Arker
Ever seen it happen like I have? I've also seen someone's nose being pulled back so that you can see their brain and all.
It was very disturbing and made me touch myself.
It was so disturbing it made you touch yourself? lol
Coldfire
Originally posted by Arker
I love you.
Myth
How about baning a girl with sandpaper?
Or put scissors inside her and then open and shut them repeatedly.
OR!... dry them out using a car tire pump blowing air inside them at a high intensity.
Or maybe you make them believe they are pregnant, and then you use their stomach as a punching bag.
Slay
Originally posted by Myth
How about baning a girl with sandpaper?
Or put scissors inside her and then open and shut them repeatedly.
OR!... dry them out using a car tire pump blowing air inside them at a high intensity.
Or maybe you make them believe they are pregnant, and then you use their stomach as a punching bag.
Holy shock
Myth
Oh, and that was banging, not baning if you didn't understand my typo.
bogen
um id say flirting intensly then telling her you hate her, think she's ugly and fat.
turn around and pash her bestie
melinda_warren
crush his balls then chop off his penis.
bogen
NOT KOOL, NOT KOOL!!!!!!! * hands over groin, wimpering*
melinda_warren
that would be pure torture for a guy, they could never have sex again. EVER.
JacopeX
Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Okay lets say you're evil and you have someone of the opposite sex, how would you torture them?
Rape Doesn't count. My slaves
Vendetta
http://images.killermovies.com/forums/moresmilies/eek.gif Since when did this site turn into one of those German underground sites where people like to torture other people because it sexually pleasures them? *cough* Hostel *cough*
Council#13
I could think of horrible tortures for both sexes far worse than what was thought up so far, but the toughts of them make me shudder
NineCoronas
Originally posted by K.Diddy
Bullshit
Leo.M
I'd call them FAT and UGLY lookaround
mysterio69
tie them to a tree and get one of those tennis-ball machines and pummel them with tennis balls.
Arker
Or I would strip them, tie them to a poll with spiked chain, then batter their breasts with a metal pole. Then use a knife as a dildo.
mysterio69
Originally posted by Arker
Or I would strip them, tie them to a poll with spiked chain, then batter their breasts with a metal pole. Then use a knife as a dildo.
now, that's romance, people!!! is everyone taking notes?
Arker
Hopefully. I rarely give off these sexually educational tips.
mysterio69
well, we could all learn from your wisdom.
bloody bows1
shove a whole bunch of iec cream so they get a massive brain freeze then slap them in the face with a dildo
*edit* however if i was a girl i would take my clothes off in front of them after strapping them down and make out with another girl.
XxLuvMe4MexX
#1 on my list of torturing males...
I'd rip their balls off........ slowly. and make them WATCH while I do it.
Only if he pissed me off tho.
XxLuvMe4MexX
Originally posted by bloody bows1
shove a whole bunch of iec cream so they get a massive brain freeze then slap them in the face with a dildo
*edit* however if i was a girl i would take my clothes off in front of them after strapping them down and make out with another girl.
XD
that's HORRIBLE! And I don't get why guys think that a girl making out with another girl is hot... *snorts in laughter* ok i'm done..
Revernd Maynard
Originally posted by XxLuvMe4MexX
XD
that's HORRIBLE! And I don't get why guys think that a girl making out with another girl is hot... *snorts in laughter* ok i'm done.. I dont think girls making out with other girls is hot....
just go make out with a girl, and i'll proove it too you shock
XxLuvMe4MexX
Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
I dont think girls making out with other girls is hot....
just go make out with a girl, and i'll proove it too you shock
alright I believe you, I believe you!
bloody bows1
Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
I dont think girls making out with other girls is hot....
just go make out with a girl, and i'll proove it too you shock yeah do it well tell you if we think its hot or not.
Revernd Maynard
Originally posted by XxLuvMe4MexX
alright I believe you, I believe you! You better just.....stick your tongue in some girls mouth...so i can actually proove it shock droolio
XxLuvMe4MexX
Originally posted by bloody bows1
yeah do it well tell you if we think its hot or not.
i don't kiss other females... I'm allll for male tongues thanks... XD
Revernd Maynard
Originally posted by XxLuvMe4MexX
i don't kiss other females... I'm allll for male tongues thanks... XD fine...then i guess you'll have to make out with me
this really puts a burdon on my night....
*puts on lipstick* PUCKER UP!!!!
bloody bows1
you mean your not even curious cry plz
XxLuvMe4MexX
Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
fine...then i guess you'll have to make out with me
this really puts a burdon on my night....
*puts on lipstick* PUCKER UP!!!!
omg. take off the lipstick then we'll talk.
Originally posted by bloody bows1
you mean your not even curious cry plz
Only if you make out with another really hot guy first...
Revernd Maynard
Originally posted by XxLuvMe4MexX
omg. take off the lipstick then we'll talk.
Only if you make out with another really hot guy first...
*runs in the bathroom and gets the lipstick off*
so...lets talk
Revernd Maynard
Originally posted by XxLuvMe4MexX
omg. take off the lipstick then we'll talk.
Only if you make out with another really hot guy first... Originally posted by bloody bows1
ok Dibs on making out with bloody bows1
bloody bows1
ok *makes out then waits for xx to make out with a hot girl*
XxLuvMe4MexX
*sighs* wow.. things guys will do. Who should I make out with then?
Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
*runs in the bathroom and gets the lipstick off*
so...lets talk
You are sooo cheesy.
Not that that's a bad thing tho.. or is it?
bloody bows1
Originally posted by XxLuvMe4MexX
*sighs* wow.. things guys will do. Who should I make out with then?
You are sooo cheesy.
Not that that's a bad thing tho.. or is it? lana! and yes that was cheesy
XxLuvMe4MexX
lol I'm guessing Lana is pretty hot then? Ok *makes out with Lana*
Happy?
keyblader120
Originally posted by XxLuvMe4MexX
lol I'm guessing Lana is pretty hot then? Ok *makes out with Lana*
Happy?
damn i missed that ?!!? why does all the good stuff happen when the real playas aint around
keyblader120
if i were evil to torture the opposite sex .i would brainwash her into think she was my love slave .and play mind games with her .very very teasingly
CherryTopper
i tease on a daily basis with brandon
thats just what I do, wouldn't you like to know???
nope not tellin'
keyblader120
i didnt ask tis your business what u do
keyblader120
Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
couldnt have said it better my self
Spawn_Master
Originally posted by a1hsauce
this thread is soo wrong..but since im in here..id fart in their face
Aliies
I have never seen the likes of such imaturity...
But since I'm here and it's 1am here in Australia then I'll give you a torture...
Firstly:
she would be strapped to a wall so firmly that she could only move her eyes...
Secondly:
she would be standing in a regulated pool of below-minus temperatures throughout the process whilst her upper-torso was heated with pedistal-heaters to 20 degrees above body temperature as the divide between the extreme temperature variations will mess up her nervous system.
Thirdly:
i would splinter a large amount of bamboo and inexorably insert them as far beneath her fingernails as possible, one-by-one.
Fourth:
I would shave her head and staple back her eyelids as to allow her eyes to forever see even when asleep as the process would last awhile.
Fifth:
As her head was shaven i would have it tilted backward to a near-right angle and use the Chinese water torture with a steady but slow stream of dripping water on her forehead.
Sixth:
Using a corse cheese-grater I would use it on her ankles, her nose-tip, her thighs, elbows and knees. I would then go over her again with sandpaper then douse her body with citric acid.
Seventh:
Using liposuction equipment I would surgically 'reduce' her breast-size without anaesthesia.
Eighth:
After nine days without food or water I would release her and give her a healthy-meal whilst seducing her, tricking her to fall for me in her weak and fragile state then begin the whole process over again after a passionate love-making session; only truly releasing her once she swears to obey me for the remainder of her natural life.
So there you have it: the creation of a tired and rather bored author in full, hope you enjoyed it...
_Sanctuary_
Originally posted by Aliies
I have never seen the likes of such imaturity...
But since I'm here and it's 1am here in Australia then I'll give you a torture...
Firstly:
she would be strapped to a wall so firmly that she could only move her eyes...
Secondly:
she would be standing in a regulated pool of below-minus temperatures throughout the process whilst her upper-torso was heated with pedistal-heaters to 20 degrees above body temperature as the divide between the extreme temperature variations will mess up her nervous system.
Thirdly:
i would splinter a large amount of bamboo and inexorably insert them as far beneath her fingernails as possible, one-by-one.
Fourth:
I would shave her head and staple back her eyelids as to allow her eyes to forever see even when asleep as the process would last awhile.
Fifth:
As her head was shaven i would have it tilted backward to a near-right angle and use the Chinese water torture with a steady but slow stream of dripping water on her forehead.
Sixth:
Using a corse cheese-grater I would use it on her ankles, her nose-tip, her thighs, elbows and knees. I would then go over her again with sandpaper then douse her body with citric acid.
Seventh:
Using liposuction equipment I would surgically 'reduce' her breast-size without anaesthesia.
Eighth:
After nine days without food or water I would release her and give her a healthy-meal whilst seducing her, tricking her to fall for me in her weak and fragile state then begin the whole process over again after a passionate love-making session; only truly releasing her once she swears to obey me for the remainder of her natural life.
So there you have it: the creation of a tired and rather bored author in full, hope you enjoyed it...
They let you out of the mental ward enough time to write that?
keyblader120
Originally posted by Aliies
I have never seen the likes of such imaturity...
But since I'm here and it's 1am here in Australia then I'll give you a torture...
Firstly:
she would be strapped to a wall so firmly that she could only move her eyes...
Secondly:
she would be standing in a regulated pool of below-minus temperatures throughout the process whilst her upper-torso was heated with pedistal-heaters to 20 degrees above body temperature as the divide between the extreme temperature variations will mess up her nervous system.
Thirdly:
i would splinter a large amount of bamboo and inexorably insert them as far beneath her fingernails as possible, one-by-one.
Fourth:
I would shave her head and staple back her eyelids as to allow her eyes to forever see even when asleep as the process would last awhile.
Fifth:
As her head was shaven i would have it tilted backward to a near-right angle and use the Chinese water torture with a steady but slow stream of dripping water on her forehead.
Sixth:
Using a corse cheese-grater I would use it on her ankles, her nose-tip, her thighs, elbows and knees. I would then go over her again with sandpaper then douse her body with citric acid.
Seventh:
Using liposuction equipment I would surgically 'reduce' her breast-size without anaesthesia.
Eighth:
After nine days without food or water I would release her and give her a healthy-meal whilst seducing her, tricking her to fall for me in her weak and fragile state then begin the whole process over again after a passionate love-making session; only truly releasing her once she swears to obey me for the remainder of her natural life.
So there you have it: the creation of a tired and rather bored author in full, hope you enjoyed it... Originally posted by _Sanctuary_
They let you out of the mental ward enough time to write that?
i agree with sanc but stillto each his own
keyblader120
u know eventually she wont have **** to reduce
Aliies
If you think they let me out of a high-security psychiatric ward to type something like that after watching Saw and Saw II...
Then you'd be right as I was born in one
Hello _Sanctuary_,
I wanna play a game...
I actually cut around half off of the original torture post, you would instantly throw up if you read so much as three consecutive words
_Sanctuary_
Originally posted by Aliies
If you think they let me out of a high-security psychiatric ward to type something like that after watching Saw and Saw II...
Then you'd be right as I was born in one
Hello _Sanctuary_,
I wanna play a game...
I actually cut around half off of the original torture post, you would instantly throw up if you read so much as three consecutive words
*shudder* You need to go smash a brick into your head until all the impure thoughts are gone
keyblader120
Originally posted by _Sanctuary_
*shudder* You need to go smash a brick into your head until all the impure thoughts are gone
couldnt have said it better my self
_Sanctuary_
Originally posted by keyblader120
couldnt have said it better my self
That's why I said it
keyblader120
i know
Quellefalathwen
What is it with the name of this thread......"If you were evil" I don't need to be evil
or do I
keyblader120
u R weird Quellefalathwen
powerfulone1987
Why stop there.
I'd torture every living breathing thing on this god forsaken planet.
And when they were dead......Yes I'd torture them dead.....
Why not, I'd still get a kick out of it.
Eventually I'd torture myself.
is it comprehensible.....
K.Diddy
Originally posted by keyblader120
why does all the good stuff happen when the real playas aint around
Coldfire
Torturing... well I'd do quite a lot of torturing if I was evil... shifty
Vinny Valentine
Originally posted by Coldfire
Torturing... well I'd do quite a lot of torturing if I was evil... shifty
JacopeX
Nah, if the one that had to torture the males, i wouldnt be tortured. Ill be in peru.
no one will eva find me
keyblader120
Originally posted by powerfulone1987
Why stop there.
I'd torture every living breathing thing on this god forsaken planet.
And when they were dead......Yes I'd torture them dead.....
Why not, I'd still get a kick out of it.
Eventually I'd torture myself.
is it comprehensible.....
how du torture yourself
Quellefalathwen
Originally posted by powerfulone1987
Why stop there.
I'd torture every living breathing thing on this god forsaken planet.
And when they were dead......Yes I'd torture them dead.....
Why not, I'd still get a kick out of it.
Eventually I'd torture myself.
is it comprehensible.....
I'd torcher you........*grabs chains and whips*
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