Maynard.......Trapped in the Closet

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Revernd Maynard
Revernd Maynard Presents


an OTF production


MAYNARD....Trapped in the closet

*music starts*

Yo baby girl, you dont have a man, right?
Because i wouldn't have done what we just did all night.
She wispers "no".
She say "I ain't no ho"
I say, "Yo baby girl thats fine with meee
dont take it so seriouslyyyy
it was just a joke
now how about another sexy poke."

Then i hear the door bell
Then I smell a dirty smell
Then I yell "Hey baby, wtf is going on"
And She yells down "Uh, it aint nothin, just lets keep gettin it on"
I say hell no
Then she say "You got to go"
And i say "NO NO NO!!!!"
I say "I didn't catch your name when you told me it at the bar"
She said "What? I hear my husband coming up the stairs, oh yeah. My name is ladyluck"

Well now i'm out of luck, and her man is coming up the stairs
he yells "Hey Lea i'm home"
And i just sit and stare.
Through the closet wall, because i have super powers
and i see him coming up, with a case of flowers.
Yes i said a case, dont be messin with meee
because i'm stuck in the closet and i really have to peeeee.

Here he comes on up.
Opens the door.
He said "Hey baby, its been a long day.
I'm gonna put on my pajamas, then i'm hittin the hay"
She said "Oh no no no.
Lets do it on the floor."
He says "Baby Please
I had a busy day smacking whores"
Now he goes over to the closet door
he puts hand on the opener thing
whats it called?
I'm not sure.
Oh yeah its the handle
that opens the closet door
now hes opening the closet
oh shit hes opening the closet
i just peed on myself.

Ladyluck
laughing Wow.



Oh yeah, I ain't no ho. mhm

Revernd Maynard
Originally posted by Ladyluck
laughing Wow.



Oh yeah, I ain't no ho. mhm w00t

Mr. Bacon
the last line is "I just peed on myself"?


p-a-t-h-e-t-i-c but otherwise pretty damn good if you made it all up

Revernd Maynard
Originally posted by Mr. Bacon
the last line is "I just peed on myself"?


p-a-t-h-e-t-i-c but otherwise pretty damn good if you made it all up all on the spot stuff

i never think about what i'm going to write w00t

gabbygood22
maynard is in the closet and just will not come out

Koala MeatPie
Come out of the closet Maynard.

Its o-k.

There are people like you... in San Fransisco.

But pretty good.. UH song?

Revernd Maynard
Originally posted by Koala MeatPie
Come out of the closet Maynard.

Its o-k.

There are people you... San Fransisco.

But pretty good.. UH song? i was just super bored

gabbygood22
keep saying that to your self

Revernd Maynard
Originally posted by gabbygood22
keep saying that to your self I was just super boredI was just super boredI was just super boredI was just super boredI was just super boredI was just super boredI was just super boredI was just super boredI was just super boredI was just super boredI was just super boredI was just super boredI was just super boredI was just super boredI was just super boredI was just super boredI was just super boredI was just super boredI was just super boredI was just super boredI was just super boredI was just super boredI was just super boredI was just super boredI was just super boredI was just super boredI was just super boredI was just super boredI was just super boredI was just super boredI was just super boredI was just super boredI was just super boredI was just super boredI was just super boredI was just super boredI was just super boredI was just super boredI was just super boredI was just super boredI was just super boredI was just super boredI was just super boredI was just super boredI was just super boredI was just super boredI was just super boredI was just super boredI was just super boredI was just super boredI was just super boredI was just super boredI was just super boredI was just super boredI was just super boredI was just super boredI was just super boredI was just super boredI was just super boredI was just super boredI was just super boredI was just super boredI was just super boredI was just super boredI was just super boredI was just super boredI was just super boredI was just super boredI was just super boredI was just super boredI was just super boredI was just super boredI was just super boredI was just super boredI was just super boredI was just super boredI was just super boredI was just super boredI was just super boredI was just super boredI was just super boredI was just super boredI was just super boredI was just super boredI was just super boredI was just super boredI was just super boredI was just super boredI was just super boredI was just super boredI was just super boredI was just super boredI was just super boredI was just super boredI was just super boredI was just super boredI was just super boredI was just super boredI was just super boredI was just super boredI was just super boredI was just super boredI was just super boredI was just super boredI was just super boredI was just super boredI was just super boredI was just super boredI was just super boredI was just super boredI was just super boredI was just super boredI was just super boredI was just super boredI was just super boredI was just super boredI was just super boredI was just super boredI was just super boredI was just super boredI was just super boredI was just super boredI was just super boredI was just super boredI was just super boredI was just super boredI was just super boredI was just super boredI was just super boredI was just super boredI was just super boredI was just super boredI was just super boredI was just super boredI was just super boredI was just super boredI was just super boredI was just super boredI was just super boredI was just super boredI was just super boredI was just super boredI was just super boredI was just super boredI was just super boredI was just super boredI was just super boredI was just super boredI was just super boredI was just super boredI was just super boredI was just super boredI was just super boredI was just super boredI was just super boredI was just super boredI was just super boredI was just super boredI was just super boredI was just super boredI was just super boredI was just super boredI was just super boredI was just super boredI was just super boredI was just super boredI was just super boredI was just super boredI was just super boredI was just super boredI was just super boredI was just super boredI was just super boredI was just super bored

gabbygood22
Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
i was just super bored ok now tell me that doesn't sound just a little gay

Revernd Maynard
Originally posted by gabbygood22
ok now tell me that doesn't sound just a little gay I have no idea what you're talking about silly goose

Smallville
Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
Revernd Maynard Presents


an OTF production


MAYNARD....Trapped in the closet

*music starts*

Yo baby girl, you dont have a man, right?
Because i wouldn't have done what we just did all night.
She wispers "no".
She say "I ain't no ho"
I say, "Yo baby girl thats fine with meee
dont take it so seriouslyyyy
it was just a joke
now how about another sexy poke."

Then i hear the door bell
Then I smell a dirty smell
Then I yell "Hey baby, wtf is going on"
And She yells down "Uh, it aint nothin, just lets keep gettin it on"
I say hell no
Then she say "You got to go"
And i say "NO NO NO!!!!"
I say "I didn't catch your name when you told me it at the bar"
She said "What? I hear my husband coming up the stairs, oh yeah. My name is ladyluck"

Well now i'm out of luck, and her man is coming up the stairs
he yells "Hey Lea i'm home"
And i just sit and stare.
Through the closet wall, because i have super powers
and i see him coming up, with a case of flowers.
Yes i said a case, dont be messin with meee
because i'm stuck in the closet and i really have to peeeee.

Here he comes on up.
Opens the door.
He said "Hey baby, its been a long day.
I'm gonna put on my pajamas, then i'm hittin the hay"
She said "Oh no no no.
Lets do it on the floor."
He says "Baby Please
I had a busy day smacking whores"
Now he goes over to the closet door
he puts hand on the opener thing
whats it called?
I'm not sure.
Oh yeah its the handle
that opens the closet door
now hes opening the closet
oh shit hes opening the closet
i just peed on myself.


Ha ha ha... Oh, my God. clapping *Standing Ovation* clapping

gabbygood22
ya plz don't say silly goose closedeyes

Revernd Maynard
Originally posted by Smallville
Ha ha ha... Oh, my God. clapping *Standing Ovation* clapping w00tOriginally posted by gabbygood22
ya plz don't say silly goose closedeyes Okay you goofy head

LiL nAstY GirL
laughing

Revernd Maynard
Originally posted by LiL nAstY GirL
laughing big grin

Bloigen
More than 7 words = Not reading

Smallville
Will there be a chapter 2?

Revernd Maynard
Originally posted by Bloigen
More than 7 words = Not reading you're missing out no expression|Originally posted by Smallville
Will there be a chapter 2? and then some eek!

dave123
Originally posted by Bloigen
More than 7 words = Not reading Thats my rule

Bloigen
Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
you're missing out no expression

Probably.

Smallville
Originally posted by Smallville
Will there be a chapter 2?
Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
and then some eek!

Horray! eek!

Bloigen
Originally posted by dave123
Thats my rule

Mine.

a1hsauce
Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
Revernd Maynard Presents


an OTF production


MAYNARD....Trapped in the closet

*music starts*

Yo baby girl, you dont have a man, right?
Because i wouldn't have done what we just did all night.
She wispers "no".
She say "I ain't no ho"
I say, "Yo baby girl thats fine with meee
dont take it so seriouslyyyy
it was just a joke
now how about another sexy poke."

Then i hear the door bell
Then I smell a dirty smell
Then I yell "Hey baby, wtf is going on"
And She yells down "Uh, it aint nothin, just lets keep gettin it on"
I say hell no
Then she say "You got to go"
And i say "NO NO NO!!!!"
I say "I didn't catch your name when you told me it at the bar"
She said "What? I hear my husband coming up the stairs, oh yeah. My name is ladyluck"

Well now i'm out of luck, and her man is coming up the stairs
he yells "Hey Lea i'm home"
And i just sit and stare.
Through the closet wall, because i have super powers
and i see him coming up, with a case of flowers.
Yes i said a case, dont be messin with meee
because i'm stuck in the closet and i really have to peeeee.

Here he comes on up.
Opens the door.
He said "Hey baby, its been a long day.
I'm gonna put on my pajamas, then i'm hittin the hay"
She said "Oh no no no.
Lets do it on the floor."
He says "Baby Please
I had a busy day smacking whores"
Now he goes over to the closet door
he puts hand on the opener thing
whats it called?
I'm not sure.
Oh yeah its the handle
that opens the closet door
now hes opening the closet
oh shit hes opening the closet
i just peed on myself. no expression get the hell out of my closet

Revernd Maynard
Originally posted by a1hsauce
no expression get the hell out of my closet dont reveal who the guy is, i was planning to tell that it was you in the next installment mad

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