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The thread that teaches fat pubescent spotty kids how to act big on the Internet.

To own you must meet these requirements:

The ability to speel. (Yes, that's a joke)
The ability good at grammar to be. (Yes, that's another one.)
The ability to use proper punctuation? (Yes.)
The ability to repeat words. (Another)
The ability to give up on stupid F*CK*NG LISTS! (Indeed it is.)


OK, enough with the sandwiches and prostitutes.

Example 1 -
Owner: What were you eating under there?
Fat Pubescent Spotty Kid (F.P.S.K): Under where?
Owner: You were eating underwear?

OWNED!

Example 2 -
F.P.S.K: So anyone play Runescape?
Wannabe owner: Yeah, you.

Although, it's lame and not ownage.
The kid still plays Runescape.


Example 3 -
F.P.S.K: I'm gay!
Another F.P.S.K: HAHA! I wear ladies underwear and masturbate off to naked potatoes.
F.P.S.K: Cool, let's have sex.
Yet, another F.P.S.K: Did you guys know I have no balls?
F.P.S.K: No, but I wish I had some tinned tuna porn.
Jimi Hendrix: FOXY LADY! HERE I COME BABY! I'M COMING TO GET YOU!
F.P.S.K: C001, 13t'5 r011 ar0und 1n h0r53 5|-|17
Jimi: No way man.
F.P.S.K: What the hell? Why am I suddenly choking?
F.P.S.K: Same here. Let's have choking sex.
F.P.S.K: *chokes*
F.P.S.K: Dude, I'm seriously losing my breathe, I think my balls have just fell off.
Darth Vader: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA. The Dark Side shall engulf you all in some shit and stuff.

OWNED!

Darth Vader owned them all, with his force.
Apart from Jimi, he still owns.


The Game Side Of This: Add more examples.

i don't understand this...




but i think Bloigen now owns me

F.P.S.K: Dude, my mom could kick yo moms @55!

Owner: http://img502.imageshack.us/img502/1131/001005ie.jpg

OWNED: Because that was his mom in the picture.

Originally posted by *lizziekk*
i don't understand this...




but i think Bloigen now owns me

Now? I always have. evillaugh

Originally posted by Itzak
F.P.S.K: Dude, my mom could kick yo moms @55!

Owner: http://img502.imageshack.us/img502/1131/001005ie.jpg

OWNED: Because that was his mom in the picture.

Very good, my young padawan. *jams with Jimi*

Bloigen owns...








































...everyone who likes him.








So who likes him?

i dont think he owns, but i own you

Example of F.P.S.K. -

xyz revolution

Originally posted by JacopeX
i dont think he owns, but i own you


Bloigen owns all.


you own no one.


xyz owns you


and i own me.

No one owns me period, its impossible to own Jacope X

Originally posted by JacopeX
No one owns me period, its impossible to own Jacope X

you wish

Originally posted by *lizziekk*


Bloigen owns all.


you own no one.


xyz owns you


and i own me.

Indeed.

Originally posted by JacopeX
No one owns me period, its impossible to own Jacope X

I'm afraid, I have to agree with this. I've never seen an owner actually own Jacope, apart from Kharmadog but they're not an owner.

Originally posted by *lizziekk*

you wish

Quite.

I must learn this art of "owning."

Originally posted by *lizziekk*

you wish http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c198/JacopeXXX/JacopeXownlizzi.jpg

Originally posted by Smallville
I must learn this art of "owning."

Just sign this contract.

Originally posted by Bloigen
Indeed.



I'm afraid, I have to agree with this. I've never seen an owner actually own Jacope, apart from Kharmadog but they're not an owner. xyz-owns-jacope proof enough?

Originally posted by JacopeX
http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c198/JacopeXXX/JacopeXownlizzi.jpg
you own







in your dreams

Originally posted by Bloigen
Just sign this contract.

F.P.S.K. - Bloigen owns.
Owner - not really.


F.P.S.K. - hey evry1! wavey
Owner - fu
F.P.S.K. - fist
Owner -

Originally posted by *lizziekk*
you own

Thank you

Originally posted by JacopeX
Thank you I own you. Admit it

Originally posted by JacopeX
Thank you
you obviously didn't read the second part.



so i'll tell you


you own. IN YOUR DREAMS.

i wont, cuz no one owns Jacope X, its impossible to do that

Originally posted by JacopeX
i wont, cuz no one owns Jacope X, its impossible to do that I told you, I own you.

Originally posted by JacopeX
i wont, cuz no one owns Jacope X, its impossible to do that





xyz owns you.




so do I.

Originally posted by Smallville

Can I start owning people now?

Originally posted by Smallville
Can I start owning people now?

*waits for fax from O. W. N.*

Originally posted by *lizziekk*





xyz owns you.




so do I. xyz-still-owns-jacope

Originally posted by xyz revolution
xyz-still-owns-jacope
oh yeah!

i nearly forgot!



i own you to

Originally posted by *lizziekk*
i own you to

You own nothing.

Originally posted by *lizziekk*
oh yeah!

i nearly forgot!



i own you to nuh-uh.

jacope-owns-xyz

ITS OVER!!! END OF STORII

Originally posted by Smallville
You own nothing.
i own alot.



Originally posted by xyz revolution
nuh-uh.
yuh-uh

Originally posted by JacopeX
jacope-owns-xyz

ITS OVER!!! END OF STORII
whistling

Originally posted by *lizziekk*
i own alot.

sike

Originally posted by JacopeX
i wont, cuz no one owns Jacope X, its impossible to do that

Proof I own you:

Originally posted by JacopeX
sike ?

Originally posted by Itzak
Proof I own you:

bloigenownsall


Check the name.

Originally posted by Itzak
Proof I own you: Stil not owned

Originally posted by Smallville
You own nothing.

OWNED!

Well done.

Originally posted by JacopeX
jacope-owns-xyz

ITS OVER!!! END OF STORII




























































xyz-owns-jacope


























































































xyz-still-owns-jacope

Originally posted by *lizziekk*
agreed

Originally posted by Bloigen
bloigenownsall


Check the name. so, xyz-owns-jacope

Originally posted by Bloigen
OWNED!

Well done.

I am learning, oh wise and powerful master of Owning

youre lucky you know how to make smilies cuz i would be owning you XYZ

Wait, if you don't make smilies, who made that one about you owning xyz? hmm

Originally posted by _Sanctuary_
Wait, if you don't make smilies, who made that one about you owning xyz? hmm

YOU!!








I'll shut up now.

hmmmm....

Originally posted by Smallville
I am learning, oh wise and powerful master of Owning

Soon we shall take over Yemen. evillaugh

Originally posted by Bloigen
Soon we shall take over Yemen. evillaugh

Yemen....

Originally posted by JacopeX
Yemen....

Simply repeating what somebody says isnt owning at all. Its the exact opposite. Like... selling.

Originally posted by Smallville
Simply repeating what somebody says isnt owning at all. Its the exact opposite. Like... selling.

Indeed.

Originally posted by Smallville
Simply repeating what somebody says isnt owning at all. Its the exact opposite. Like... selling. im not tryin to own, im jus typin the word

Originally posted by JacopeX
im not tryin to own, im jus typin the word

...no, you are failing to own.

Originally posted by JacopeX
No one owns me period, its impossible to own Jacope X

Everyone must check out the old "goodbye jacopex" thread (as opposed to the current "farewell jacopex" thread.

In that thread he gets owned about forty times and even owns himself on occasion by way of his own stupidity. It is truly a thread for the ages.

Some great moments:
Originally posted by JacopeX
Definition- Owned(in the internet) - When someone is proven wrong or is made a fool out of and the victim of it, IS NOT able to say anything back.

Aiight, so you neva owned me.....ever

I always say something after you try to own me buty jus quit. Now leave please. I wanted yall to not even post here anyway, i jus wanted people to say bye to me and ill miss you.


Originally posted by KharmaDog
When they state " IS NOT able to say anything back. " they mean that you were made a fool of and have no response that would make you look otherwise.

It isn't as simple as thinking that any response is sufficient to negate someone 'owning you'. For example, I could post the instance where you claimed not to plagiarize someone else's writing, then post the actual writing that you plagiarized. That would constitute owning you.

You replying with "booga booga booga" and a smiley would not negate that. Unless of course you were a functioning idiot, at which point one or two members here might throw you the odd bone out of charity.

Later in the thread:

Originally posted by SnakeEyes
I think it's funny that JacopeX quoted himself and then posted a "pwned" clip after that... He owned himself.

Originally posted by JacopeX
http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c198/JacopeXXX/JacopeXownlizzi.jpg
damn u got her good

i own jacope.and if not i do his mom .she was good in bed

Originally posted by keyblader120
damn u got her good
*sigh* you obviously didnt see my reply

F.P.S.K: Originally posted by JacopeX
i wont, cuz no one owns Jacope X, its impossible to do that

Owner: Originally posted by Itzak
Proof I own you: http://img235.imageshack.us/img235/3143/003ck.jpg

There's your example.

I didn't think something like that would be possible. Own yourself? Wow...

Wow. The people in The Off Topic Forum really are 'special'.

Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
Wow. The people in The Off Topic Forum really are 'special'.

Glad to know you upper class posters can sacrafice your precious time to slum with us "special" people

Originally posted by *lizziekk*
*sigh* you obviously didnt see my reply
actually no ididnt sorry liz

It's not so much that I'm 'upper class', but rather that I have class. It's not so much that my 'time is precious', but rather that it's not worthless. It's not so much that I'm 'slumming' it, but rather that I'm rolling around in shit for observational purposes. It's not so much that you're 'special', but rather that you're all...

Labov's 'observer's paradox' is unlikely to result in the game being raised here.

Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
It's not so much that I'm 'upper class', but rather that I have class.

Rather presumptuous, wouldn't you think? I barely know you, and to say such a thing would suggest you know all of the people who post here in the "Classless" Off-Topic Forum.

Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
It's not so much that my 'time is precious', but rather that it's not worthless.

If it is not worthless, why are you wasting time with this argument?

Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
It's not so much that I'm 'slumming' it, but rather that I'm rolling around in shit for observational purposes.



Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
It's not so much that you're 'special', but rather that you're all...

Good one! Damn, I got owned. WE ALL GOT OWNED! EVERYONE IN THE OTF!

YA KRUCK'D FLOO OWNS ALL!

Originally posted by Smallville
Rather presumptuous, wouldn't you think? I barely know you, and to say such a thing would suggest you know all of the people who post here in the "Classless" Off-Topic Forum.

To know that there are trees in a forest, you don't need to know the trees personally.

Originally posted by Smallville
If it is not worthless, why are you wasting time with this argument?

Time is never wasted, only spent. All that's happened is that I dropped a few pennies down the drain here...

Originally posted by Smallville


What's that? A weird yellow button?

Originally posted by Smallville
Good one! Damn, I got owned. WE ALL GOT OWNED! EVERYONE IN THE OTF!

YA KRUCK'D FLOO OWNS ALL!



Oh, I get it now. The yellow button means you were being sarcastic! That's nice for you.

Keep up the good work. I'll pop in from time to time to check you're all OK...Stay away from bright lights...

Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
To know that there are trees in a forest, you don't need to know the trees personally.

Thanks, Plato.

Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
Time is never wasted, only spent. All that's happened is that I dropped a few pennies down the drain here...

Thanks again, Socrates.

Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
What's that? A weird yellow button?

Clever

Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
Oh, I get it now. The yellow button means you were being sarcastic! That's nice for you.

Keep up the good work. I'll pop in from time to time to check you're all OK...Stay away from bright lights...

Not so much being sarcastic, but moreso to show you that I am unimpressed with your feutal attempts to belittle some people.



We are all impressed with how big you are.

Originally posted by Smallville
Thanks, Plato.



Thanks again, Socrates.



Clever



Not so much being sarcastic, but moreso to show you that I am unimpressed with your feutal attempts to belittle some people.



We are all impressed with how big you are.

Plato...

Was that owning? I cannot tell

Why quite frankly...yeah, but the question now is who owned who?!

NOBODY!

...yet.

Exactly...shock

Originally posted by Itzak
YOU!!








I'll shut up now. curse her.

Originally posted by xyz revolution
curse her.
No, keyblader120 is the one who handles curses, remember?

Originally posted by _Sanctuary_
No, keyblader120 is the one who handles curses, remember? ???







no.

Originally posted by xyz revolution
???







no.

Originally posted by _Sanctuary_
No, keyblader120 is the one who handles curses, remember?
i remember

If there was a contest between me and JacopeX in posting funny pics/gifs, I would own him. Thus being the first time he's ever been owned.

Or we could play basketball, either way he's getting owned.

EDIT: double post.

Originally posted by DanZeke25
If there was a contest between me and JacopeX in posting funny pics/gifs, I would own him. Thus being the first time he's ever been owned.

Or we could play basketball, either way he's getting owned.

dancingman

superman

Will there ever be a Owning 102? Or Advanced Owning? Or... like "Earn a doctorate in Owning?"

How many credits do I get from this owning course?

Originally posted by DanZeke25
If there was a contest between me and JacopeX in posting funny pics/gifs, I would own him. Thus being the first time he's ever been owned.

Or we could play basketball, either way he's getting owned. Ot we could play street soccer, and ill own him easily. Or in a pic/gif contest, i would beat you anytime, anywhere period

Originally posted by JacopeX
Ot we could play street soccer, and ill own him easily. Or in a pic/gif contest, i would beat you anytime, anywhere period

Good thing it wasn't a spelling bee though.

nah, spelling bee would be piece of cake for me

Obviously. You know, that spelling OR with a T...

>>

ok? but i could spell, i jus don feel like spelling right online. its not like its a report

http://www.bjwebart.com/toons1_2002_images/bjw_monkey1.gif

????

Originally posted by JacopeX
Ot we could play street soccer, and ill own him easily. Or in a pic/gif contest, i would beat you anytime, anywhere period

I hate soccer, but a pic/gif contest, you don't stand a chance.

oh yea i do, i would kill ya

Originally posted by JacopeX
oh yea i do, i would kill ya

You should be a comedian.

yea fo reel, and a news caster cuz im tellin the truth. Imma beat you in pics and gifs period, ask anyone who seen my pics more

Originally posted by JacopeX
yea fo reel, and a news caster cuz im tellin the truth. Imma beat you in pics and gifs period, ask anyone who seen my pics more

Listen, If made a Poll, I would win. It would be close though because some people like you, but it really shouldn't be close.

It would be like Dwyane Wade vs. Earl Boykins. Or I'll put it in soccer terms. Freddy Adu vs. somebody without any legs.

Freddy adu is shit against pros. Over rated

anyways, if i were to go against you its like Ronaldinho vs totti ((close game but i would win))

Originally posted by JacopeX
Freddy adu is shit against pros. Over rated

anyways, if i were to go against you its like Ronaldinho vs totti ((close game but i would win))

We'll see about that.

yea right

Oh and since I have to beat you to become king of pics and gifs, then lemme own you as the king of vids ((me))

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LxyA_qSwwNY&search=Edgar%20davids

Soccer owned basketball

Originally posted by JacopeX
Oh and since I have to beat you to become king of pics and gifs, then lemme own you as the king of vids ((me))

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LxyA_qSwwNY&search=Edgar%20davids

Soccer owned basketball

Yeah, he must think he's real good now, owning people in soccer who prolly never touched a soccer ball in thier life.http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b273/DTM921/face-plain.gif

I'm the king of video's also, but I'll let you be king since I don't post videos anymore.

Exactly

Sad thing is, only 4 people passed.

You included?

Originally posted by Spideys Sister
You included?

I'm the Professor...

So... that's a no?

Originally posted by Bloigen
Sad thing is, only 4 people passed.

Who? shock

You are one of them.

Originally posted by Spideys Sister
So... that's a no?

cry

Originally posted by Itzak
Who? shock

Itzak, Slay, Smallville, *Indiegirl*.

Originally posted by Bloigen
cry



Itzak, Slay, Smallville, *Indiegirl*. BS I could own you all without posting.


I don't care.

Originally posted by Thorinn
You are one of them.

What makes you say that?

Originally posted by Bloigen
cry



Itzak, Slay, Smallville, *Indiegirl*.

First on the list! w00t

Originally posted by Itzak
What makes you say that?



First on the list! w00t
It's in no order,you ass.
I passed back '62.

using what you've learned.

Originally posted by Itzak
What makes you say that?



First on the list! w00t nothing I just wanted to.

Originally posted by Slay
It's in no order,you ass.
I passed back '62.

Yep.

You got a 0/-30

Very good.

Originally posted by Slay
It's in no order,you ass.
I passed back '62.

Oh yeah? icon5_2 I got a "890 and a cheese cake.

Originally posted by Itzak
Oh yeah? icon5_2 I got a "890 and a cheese cake.
Oh,yeah?
Well,I had sex with your Yin.

what about his yang

Whobdamandog = An example of self-owning.

Originally posted by Slay
Oh,yeah?
Well,I had sex with your Yin.

Oh yeah? I have sex with my Yin every Friday. I would do it on Thursday but that the only day Natalie Portman can come over.

Originally posted by Itzak
Oh yeah? I have sex with my Yin every Friday. I would do it on Thursday but that the only day Natalie Portman can come over.

tongue_ss

Originally posted by Itzak
Oh yeah? I have sex with my Yin every Friday. I would do it on Thursday but that the only day Natalie Portman can come over.
I'd do it on Saturday if that wasn't the only day Adriana Lima is in the country.

Originally posted by Bloigen
tongue_ss

borg

Originally posted by Itzak
borg

hysterical

Originally posted by Slay
I'd do it on Saturday if that wasn't the only day Adriana Lima is in the country.

Yeah... my country. Besides Kate Beckinsale and I are pretty busy on Saturdays.

Originally posted by Bloigen
hysterical

tongue_ss

original owning smilies:

Originally posted by lord xyz
original owning smilies:

Originally posted by lord xyz
original owning smilies:

then what are?