Maynard.......Trapped in the Closet (pt. 2)
A Revernd Maynard Production
A KMC Joint
Maynard......Trapped in the closet
PART 2
*Music Starts*
So i'm here
trapped in this closet
Without a latter
And i have a
Whale sized Bladder
While this man opens the closet door
he looks at me and calls his wife a whore
he says "Biatch, you been screwin around my back"
She says "No, he's the closet door man
And no his name isn't Jack"
He says "you Lie!
Baby i aint no fool.
That would be the guy, that you met at the whirlpool"
She says "Wtf are you talking about? I met him at my lounge"
He says "It doesn't matter now
Because i'm a bout to beat this man up
like a drunk man with a baby pup"
So I'm just sitting there, looking around
Then i get disturbed by the very next sound.
The sound of a gunshot going into the air
Came from the gun
that i pulled out of my hair.
Because its a fro
The guy says i got to go
before he calls the cops
but guess what, this partys just about to start.
I say "hey bro
dont be messin with me
I'm a man with a gun
and i really have to pee."
I ask the brother his name
He said "my name is A1"
Then i say "This is going to be fun"
He reaches into his pocket and i yell
"Brother if you're pulling out your gun
you better be a quick draw
because i have it cocked
and you'd be screwd
because i just passed gun saftey at the NRA
so please dont you dare."
He keeps putting his hand into his pocket saying "No, its not a gun"
I say "Yes it is"
Then He pulls something it
Its got a handle
and a shaft
and a trigger
so i shoot
BLAST goes the gun
Man am i pooped.
*TO BE CONTINUED*