Batman Vs. Human Torch

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JOE NUNEZ
FIGHT TAKES PLACE IN TIME SQUARE.

JOE NUNEZ
I THINK TORCH COULD BURN UP ANYTHING BATS MAY THROW AT HIM.

GODSCRIBE
the batsuit is fire resistant isn't it?


but im sure Johnny could reach a temperature that would melt the suit along with bruce in seconds.

JOE NUNEZ
YEAH,the suit is fire resistant but to a point.

JOE NUNEZ
im sure with prep bats could think of something.

AJ4LIFE
would torch win.....of ccoorrssee really NO

samishe
Well if Bats attacks him when Torch doesn't expect attack then Batman could win. Otherwise Super Nova...

grey fox
This is a farce, anyone who thinks bats can win is an idiot (no offense to anyone intended) . Nova blast could simply finish him off.

samishe
If Bats sneaks to Johny's bedroom and kills him while Torch is sleeping he can win!

thesilverspider
BAh!!!!!!!!!!!!! Bats does 5 backflips(to show off )then smacks HT with a Battarang game over...........

Blair Wind
But doesnt batman have an anti-supernova device in his batbelt??

grey fox
Originally posted by samishe
If Bats sneaks to Johny's bedroom and kills him while Torch is sleeping he can win!

Yes the 'almighty' batman , only guy in the known universe without powers to beat the crap out of supes . Has to sneak into a teenagers room at night before trying to suffocate him with a pillow.

Fu*k that.

Ben storms in thinking bat's is some sort of pseudo stalker/pervert and punches him out of the building.

soleran30
Originally posted by Blair Wind
But doesnt batman have an anti-supernova device in his batbelt??

All he would need is to find a firehydrant of course@

AJ4LIFE
well thank u fox thank u very muchweep

grey fox
Originally posted by AJ4LIFE
well thank u fox thank u very muchweep

Oh please do cry, your tears are like nectar

MWAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH laughing

AJ4LIFE
bats can sneak in anywhere, he can sneak in undetected

samishe
Originally posted by grey fox
Oh please do cry, your tears are like nectar

MWAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH laughing

You're evil...

AJ4LIFE
u bully i hate u laughing

AJ4LIFE
thanks sam

grey fox
Originally posted by AJ4LIFE
u bully i hate u laughing

Nah jk big grin ......or am I devil

samishe
Hey AJ. Try this avatar if ya want.

AJ4LIFE
thanks sam

soleran30
Originally posted by grey fox
Yes the 'almighty' batman , only guy in the known universe without powers to beat the crap out of supes . Has to sneak into a teenagers room at night before trying to suffocate him with a pillow.

Fu*k that.



The only room batman is sneaking into at night is either nightwings or robins............................... laughing

AJ4LIFE
Originally posted by grey fox
Nah jk big grin ......or am I devil

i dont know u tell me

samishe
Originally posted by soleran30
The only room batman is sneaking into at night is either nightwings or robins............................... laughing

laughing Poor Robin.

AJ4LIFE
Originally posted by soleran30
The only room batman is sneaking into at night is either nightwings or robins............................... laughing

or yors mostly love is in the air

grey fox
Originally posted by AJ4LIFE
i dont know u tell me

Yeah i am , like the new sig ?

AJ4LIFE
i love it fox

grey fox
Originally posted by AJ4LIFE
i love it fox

Thanks , want me to put it on for you ?

AJ4LIFE
yes please

batdude123
Batman would only need about 1 min of prep time to take down Johnny. Even if he didnt have that all importan 1 min, all he'd have to do is get a bucket of water or perhaps he already has water in the belt! HAHAHA! What doesn't he have in that belt of his?

JOE NUNEZ
bucket of water > supernova

bench261
can't human torch just burn all the oxygen around him till batman suffocates...besides raising the temperature that would be deadly to human health

JOE NUNEZ
daaaa yeahhhhhhh

DarkCrawler
Originally posted by batdude123
Batman would only need about 1 min of prep time to take down Johnny. Even if he didnt have that all importan 1 min, all he'd have to do is get a bucket of water or perhaps he already has water in the belt! HAHAHA! What doesn't he have in that belt of his?

Bucket of water, huh?

I'll let Torch explain it himself. wink

http://img524.imageshack.us/img524/7863/sunwitha3rt.gif

batdude123
Originally posted by DarkCrawler
Bucket of water, huh?

I'll let Torch explain it himself. wink

http://img524.imageshack.us/img524/7863/sunwitha3rt.gif

Dude, you did know that my message was just a joke, right?

Blair Wind
BAH!! Batman has an anti super nova device he has in his belt just for a moment like this....shifty

DarkCrawler
Originally posted by batdude123
Dude, you did know that my message was just a joke, right?

I've been here far too long to know if someone is making a joke or not. sad

ExtraMision5555
batman would loan a very expensive car to human torch, in the engine would be 400 pounds of c4, human torch obviously having a love for "the glamarous life" would take the gift not realizing that soon he would be reduced to mere atoms

batdude123
Originally posted by DarkCrawler
I've been here far too long to know if someone is making a joke or not. sad

I was saying that a BUCKET OF WATER could defeat the Human Torch who has the potential to raise his temperature to be over 4000 degrees Centigrad! How is that not a joke?

Blair Wind
serioulsy....there are some people who have actually believed that.....really....its sad sad

DarkCrawler
Originally posted by batdude123
I was saying that a BUCKET OF WATER could defeat the Human Torch who has the potential to raise his temperature to be over 4000 degrees Centigrad! How is that not a joke?

I have been on this forum for more then two years.

There are people who have said that Wolverine could defeat Superman.

Your sentence is nothing compared to some stuff I have seen here...

Black Adam
Originally posted by DarkCrawler
I have been on this forum for more then two years.

There are people who have said that Wolverine could defeat Superman.

Your sentence is nothing compared to some stuff I have seen here...

wolverine8888 how we miss you sad

Zahit
what the hell you guys going on about???

wolverine CAN beat superman.

duh.

DarkCrawler
Originally posted by Black Adam
wolverine8888 how we miss you sad

No dude, it was his brother.


















stick out tongue

batdude123
Originally posted by DarkCrawler
I have been on this forum for more then two years.

There are people who have said that Wolverine could defeat Superman.

Your sentence is nothing compared to some stuff I have seen here...

Sorry for not making it more obvious! embarrasment But who in the hell has said that Wolverine could beat Superman?! Wolverine 8888 probably!

ExtraMision5555
wolverine can beat superman

how is that hard to believe?

If wolverine can beat bone galactus and take on the entire Triforce at once, whats stopping him from beating supermans anus?

TheKahn
Originally posted by Black Adam
wolverine8888 how we miss you sad


crybaby

batdude123
Originally posted by ExtraMision5555
wolverine can beat superman

how is that hard to believe?

If wolverine can beat bone galactus and take on the entire Triforce at once, whats stopping him from beating supermans anus?

big grin

Marcus4600
Welcome to the land of confusion. Happy Dance

Anyway, back on topic. I'm waiting for Knightfall to come on here and try to say that Batman could defeat the Human Torch with a straight face. Evidently Batman could beat Galactus with that troll. Anyway, I say that we end up with Batman casserole. Also, the attached pic is for you Batman fanboys.

batdude123
Hey man, Batman is tight! That's really not cool! Batman has limits just like every superhero. Nobody is saying that Batman could beat Galactus. So shut the hell up!

Marcus4600
Looks like I pissed someone off.

You haven't met Knightfall yet. That idiot has a big hatred for Marvel lovers, and is a total troll. Don't get pissed when people say stuff like that dude. I didn't say Batman was a bad character, but the fanboys are just horrible with him, or Wolverine, or anyone like that. Keep cool, or you may end up banned.

batdude123
Originally posted by Marcus4600
Looks like I pissed someone off.

You haven't met Knightfall yet. That idiot has a big hatred for Marvel lovers, and is a total troll. Don't get pissed when people say stuff like that dude. I didn't say Batman was a bad character, but the fanboys are just horrible with him, or Wolverine, or anyone like that. Keep cool, or you may end up banned.

Hey look man, I'm sorry I said those things to ya. I didn't know that this Knightfall guy said those most idiotic things. I apologize once again!

batdude123
Are there going to be anymore people posting on this thread?

grey fox
Originally posted by Marcus4600
Looks like I pissed someone off.

You haven't met Knightfall yet. That idiot has a big hatred for Marvel lovers, and is a total troll. Don't get pissed when people say stuff like that dude. I didn't say Batman was a bad character, but the fanboys are just horrible with him, or Wolverine, or anyone like that. Keep cool, or you may end up banned.

He's alright with me...and i like marvel ?

Marcus4600
Yet he trolls respect threads. Ah well. Back on topic.


So, would Torch deep fry batman, or bake him?

batdude123
He'd grill him. Does anyone want some toasted bat with their mashed potatoes?

JOE NUNEZ
Originally posted by batdude123
He'd grill him. Does anyone want some toasted bat with their mashed potatoes? I agree ...he could launch a long range attack.

Black Adam
Originally posted by batdude123
He'd grill him. Does anyone want some toasted bat with their mashed potatoes?

I do......

batdude123
Originally posted by Black Adam
I do......

Hey! Nobody likes a pig! mad laughing

badabing
Doesn't Bats have a Pyro style enemy? I forget his name.

batdude123
Originally posted by badabing
Doesn't Bats have a Pyro style enemy? I forget his name.

Who, Firefly? He's not close to being like the Human Torch.

badabing
Originally posted by batdude123
Who, Firefly? He's not close to being like the Human Torch.
Thanks batdude, it was starting to bother me that I couldn't remember.

batdude123
^ No problem. wink

WrathfulDwarf
Forget The Bucket of Water. Batman borrows Mr. Freeze's Sub Zero Freeze gun...aims at the Human Torch....fires a blast...Human Torch freezes....falls to the ground....and shatters into a million bitty pieces. No more Fantastic 4.

"IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME!!!!"

roll eyes (sarcastic)

batdude123
^ Batman doesn' have any prep time so he couldn't and really shouldn't be walking around with Mr. Freeze's freeze gun. stick out tongue

spideycarnage
bats puts the jonny's flames out with the mini fire extinguisher that he keeps next to his fire blanket inside his bat belt.

JOE NUNEZ
Originally posted by batdude123
^ Batman doesn' have any prep time so he couldn't and really shouldn't be walking around with Mr. Freeze's freeze gun. stick out tongue now I respect the hell out of you.. I thought your batman bias, had made you crazy... laughing

Next Venom_girl
Barbaqued bats anyone?

batdude123
Originally posted by Next Venom_girl
Barbaqued bats anyone?

Hey! That's MY line! mad laughing

badabing
Originally posted by spideycarnage
bats puts the jonny's flames out with the mini fire extinguisher that he keeps next to his fire blanket inside his bat belt.
Don't get me wrong, I'm a Bat fan but he's going to need a lot of prep and more than a "mini" fire extinguisher to dowse Johnny's flame.

batdude123
^ He was bein' a wise a$$. shifty laughing

capt it up
bat loses and pritty dam fast. all johny have to do is heat the whole area up.

spideycarnage
Originally posted by batdude123
^ He was bein' a wise a$$. shifty laughing

chuckle chuckle laughing

MrHeavySilence
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v190/mrheavysilence/2ad62037.jpg


SnOWNED.

Black Adam
Originally posted by MrHeavySilence
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v190/mrheavysilence/2ad62037.jpg


SnOWNED.

Is that Ultimate Iceman and Human torch?

DarkCrawler
Yep.

Murda Mase
Originally posted by JOE NUNEZ
bucket of water > supernova


LOL

Crease
lol Johnny with ease. Must be a spite thread.

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