Decline of Western Civilization?...The Donut Burger?

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-hh-
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Illinois team counts on calories to draw attention


"Homer Simpson would love the newest taste sensation in minor league baseball: the donut burger.

We kid you not. The Gateway Grizzlies of the Frontier League promised to create "Baseball's Best Burger" in time for the team's opener in late May. And they appear to have succeeded.

The ballpark sandwich will include a hamburger topped with sharp cheddar cheese and two slices of bacon -- all between a "bun" made of a sliced Krispy Kreme Original Glazed donut.

If you can find a (loop)hole in your cardiologist's advice, calorie counters predict the monster will set you back about 1,000 calories and 45 grams of fat.

"We have had the opportunity to bring in a new concession item for the past two seasons and each of them have been very successful," said Grizzlies general manager Tony Funderburg. He told ESPN.com that he got the idea after reading about Mulligan's in Atlanta, which has a similar sandwich called the Luther Burger.

Funderberg, who has said he has eaten at least 10 of the Grizzlies' new creations as part of a "sampling process," said the team hopes to sell 100 to 200 of them a night at $4.50 each. He calls it a bargain, considering it is a meal and a dessert in one.

It could be the hottest sandwich to hit the sports world since the Roethlisburger. That sandwich, invented in 2004 to honor Pittsburgh Steelers quarterback Ben Roethlisberger, is available at a place called Peppi's and includes ground beef, sausage, scrambled eggs, grilled onions and American cheese.

The Grizzlies are no strangers to self-promotion through caloric innovation. Two years ago they introduced what they called "Baseball's Best Hotdog," a dog topped with two strips of bacon, sauteed onions, sauerkraut and cheddar cheese sauce. They upped the ante last year with the "Swiss Brat," a bratwurst with a slice of Swiss cheese in the middle of it, topped with sauerkraut.

Locals who might not be interested in minor league baseball but who want to experiment with clogged arteries will have to buy a ticket. Funderberg said the burger will only be sold inside the stadium gates.

The independent team, headquartered near St. Louis in Sauget, Ill., is in its sixth year of operation.

ESPN.com sports business reporter Darren Rovell contributed to this report."

http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=2362369

this is disgusting sick sick sick

PVS
no way is that real. they would have at least made an attempt to make the promotional photo look appetizing, as opposed to a squashed glazed shit burger. even the mcgriddle looks tasty in the photo.

Wesker
WTH?

The world has gone mad.

*Prepares secret bunker*

Lana
.....that looks truly disgusting sick

Morgoths_Wrath
I think I'm just going to open my cupboard, grab a bunch of stuff, mix it together and try to sell it to America.

Wesker
American Inventor is just kicking off too.

-hh-
i hope this is fake...

obesity is gonna be popular in america

debbiejo
Krispy Kreme has good donuts.......I had them once. big grin

BackFire
Mmmmm...I want to try one.

DE Calvin
Originally posted by -hh-
i hope this is fake...

obesity is gonna be popular in america
It already is.

eggmayo
Originally posted by DE Calvin
It already is.
Two minutes ahead of me with that one. wink

DE Calvin
ninja

Maestro
"Locals who might not be interested in minor league baseball but who want to experiment with clogged arteries will have to buy a ticket"

Haha, I can just imagine a promotional billboard with this on.....

Lol

meep-meep
I wouldn't say that it's a decline of U.S. civilization as it is a continueing theme.

It's weird how U.S. media and culture emulate and srtive for these charactistics while an active portion of their very own population points out their dysfunctions. Maybe it's about time another Man Show gets the go ahead for U.S. television.

Darth Jello
HEY BOONDOCKS FANS!!! IT'S THE LUTHOR!!!!

eggmayo
I have no idea what you mean.

botankus
Originally posted by PVS
no way is that real. they would have at least made an attempt to make the promotional photo look appetizing, as opposed to a squashed glazed shit burger. even the mcgriddle looks tasty in the photo.

Dude, right on. I love 99% of fast food, and I hate the McGriddle!

WrathfulDwarf
McGriddles are total shit. This coming from regular Mc Donalds customer. I tasted one when they first came out and nearly barf after the first bite.

I like KK donuts with a fresh batch of bold coffee but if that picture is real that is totally gross. Yuck!

meep-meep
I think the photo is something this guy made himself. I wonder if he ate it....
yucky

botankus
It's what's left over from Mr. Smiley's liposuction. It's an Ebay pic with the going bid around 10 grand.

Darth Jello
from the boondocks cartoon show-the luthor was the launch sandwhich of a soul food restaurant which caused hyper obesity and several death. If i remember correctly, it is a hamburger patty, bacon, cheese, onions, and a piece of glazed ham between two krispy kreem donuts.

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