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Don't know, I haven't seen Mah in awhile...

He's on holiday.

Where at?

Err... if he told me, I can't remember. He just said he would be on holiday during the RP finale.

Oh, he must of gone to Stavanger then!

no, two weeks of Barcaleno, than back to Norway to visit his family... for two weeks again... but he said he had time to check in when he was back from Norway...from time to time

I wonder if Death took a holiday

no, it never does, trust me on this one... and he won't go on grocery-raids either

That pale Norwegian in the midst of those tan Spaniards?!?! He's gonna stick out like a sore thumb!!!
It doesn't help that he wears military camouflage clothes either!

Can Norwegians get a tan through all of that snow?

No

Not yet. I''l be going the last two weeks of August, but first I have to go to Israel next week.

If your death, you killed my grandfather.

But your not really Death. So I'm not going to blow your brains out.

Go ahead. Make my day.

Question is: how do you kill death?

Well we had the best and warmest weather in the entire Europe at the end of May early June so we are all taned.
And LE147 snow reflects the sunlight so it is easier to get a tan up in the snow. As long as the sun is shining which it never does where Mah lives

he's not pale, he's average tanned btw

behold, I have found a computer in the warmth of spain!
and I even found a sports -bar when the final of the world-cup was played so I'm happy.

going back on sunday...but wont be able to get to the computer much until the 17th of this month.

*gasps in amazement*
OH! it's the king! King mah of ...errr... Floro!

welcome back dude, well... for a few days that is

Spain.... *jealous*

more like for today that is, yerss.

well its too hot here

For a Norwegian maybe.

*looks outside*
*takes an extra blanket*
lucky you

what's the temp?

not sure, 30-something degrees celsius...

*sigh*
ok! that's enough! I'm going too!
*walks away*
*walks back in*
anyone know the way to spain?

but damn, its simply not as fun watching the simpsons (and EVERYthing else for that matter) in spanish, yuk! how do they survive with dubbed everything? its horrible.

hmmm, well, you had the proof they did it in France too (with the exchange thingie with bart and that spy from somewhere)
how's homer's d'oh?

ah! that will help your addiction! although I see they have quality on the tv...

I'm going to travel the world one day. Including Spain and Egypt and France and Italy and the UK and Africa and Australia and even Norway. Just so I can irritate finti.

you are welcome and you wont irritate me, you will see it is the other way around

big mistake

I've been to Europe too many times, I want to go to Asia and Africa!!

But then you either have to eat sushi or nothing. Sushi in Asia, nothing in Africa.

Speaking of Africa, Black Hawk Down is a good movie...Black Hawk Down takes place NEAR Africa...I think...oh forget it.

I haven't seen it yet, I think I'll rent it this week!

You have to be carefull about Africa, lots of diseases and stuff! And you might get kidnapped or put in a stew like Alen Quartermain in the Lost City of Gold!!

Africa is a continent and seeing as how Mogadishu is in Africa that's where they were.

France big mistake

I plan to learn the language and will be as cheery as possible to these people.

Well, yerss knows the language... you ever cheery to them, yerss?

not by a looooooooooong shot
they are EXTREMELY arrogant!
Ce sont des couchons avec des culs plus grand que les bouches
(adapted quote from 'Ridicule')
(and that's one hell of a phrase )

And Rex... I think you DEFINITLY need to go to both Asia and Africa, they have lots more than only sushi in asia, and they DO have decent and jummy food in Africa

Cool.

I forgot to mention Asia. And also India.

and last time I checked India was part of Asia

MAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!

(Hugs Mah)

Oh. I wasn't sure.

quickly! delete your post before harm reads it!
I wonder if Ush will squeeze mah to death once he's fully back and posting

You really shouldn't display affection for a man in public, Ush. You're opening yourself up to zingers.

*waits for a local dictionary to walk by to explain the word "zinger"*

A zinger is a one-lined insult.

thank you lauren

but no-one would ever dare laughing at Ushga...*thinks*...hmmm... never mind

Like "gay" or "freak" or "wacko".

Bingo.

hey! there is only one wacko here, and that person is mah!
and the only wakko around is Raz...

"gay" and "freak" weren't aimed at anybody. "Wacko" was. I'll let you guess who it was aimed at.

Maybe the guy with wacko in his title.

the same one that already posted before rex made his comment?

Is that your final answer?

No, Regis, it's not! I pick all of them! Muahahahahahah

I'm scared!

egoiste

Yoda voice: You should be. You should be.

Whoa! Did my head spin around or was that just a trick of the light?

Hey, why are you getting those wrinkles? And your face is turning green?

because she saw you

I'm thinking of printing something in a second, and you're an inkribbon. Heh heh heh...

well, I'm investigating that printer that had a crush on me... and you don't know wich printer it is...

Does it have a crush on you or is it crushing you?

first one, I think..

well, I'm just helping her... after she broke off her relationship with the keyboard she needed a good friend to talk to

I think it has a crush on him. He's such a cute little Belgian waffle. *pinches Yers's cheeks.*

Waffle huh? I'm still hungry...

ow great! now my chocolate cheek is misformed!

*sets a marachino cherry on the Belgian waffle*

what did you do? what did you placed on my head? tell me tell me tell me!
*starts to run around in circles, looking at head*

Hey, I'll happily show affection for anyone!

(Hugs yerss)

Ow heck! So now I'm just anybody?
You like mah and than when you see what you did you try to cover it all up and hug the first one that comes in sight huh? Well, mister hug-o-matic, I'm not just anyone! I'm a person! And I deserve some rights!
But here you go...have a hug back
*gives Ush a hug back*

*puts whipped cream all over the waffle-man*

so now he looks like Frosty

*kisses yerssssss and..... and....... and........, ummmmmm, goood, this whipped cream is some really yummy stuff*

Where's the chocolate syrup? I need to give him a happy face.

I know I was jummy before, but now it's undeniable!

*hands Lauren the chocolate syrup*

*puts chocolate marachino cherry on each eyeball*

This is getting out of hand! I want to eat myself...again

*sprinkles white coconut flakes on head to simulate snow*

*starts singing offtone*
Jingle Bells, Jingle Beeeeeeeeeeeeels, jingle all the waaaaaaaaaaay!

It's too soon for Christmas, and too late for Leon day

what's leon day?

noel spelled backwards. one of our radio stations has LEON day, exactly 6 months before Christmas, so it's June 25, where they play christmas holiday music all day, for those who will not be alive at Christmas to enjoy the holidays, due to DUIs, careless accidents that could be avoided, for the victims who will not be with us.

We've forgot the syrup! How can you have waffles without syrup?

Do the Europeans have syrup with their waffles and pancakes?

You did mean "Do Belgians have syrup on their waffles?" right?

can't speak for all the europeans but here well, some do it

from time to time mostly with pancakes, with waffles we have different sorts of jam

Butter and powdered sugar.

butter and powdered sugar for me too. The rest of my family puts all kinds of stuff on it that I don't like. I'm a really picky eater.

hmm, I checked a few days, every day there is at least ONE chocolate thing I eat... with a max of around 25

At the beach last year, I got chocolate Belgium waffles with cappacino ice cream and cold chocolate sauce. Killer !

mmmmmmmmmmmmmm

and I keep telling, that you haven't tasted quality if you haven't got them fresh from here!

Well they're there and I'm here. So what good is that ?

more for me, less for you

What, you think we order the Belgians to make waffles and then ship them over here in a box?

waffles made in america and than they get the label of "belgian"... you think that they are belgian than?

Maybe.

kids, go figure

Figure eight? But I don't know how to ice skate!

only one way to learn it

What if I crack my skull and die on the ice? The hockey players don't want blood-colored ice, do they?

sure they want!

Oh, okay...

*goes to the hospital and comes back with packets of blood*

Here Yerss, spill this on the ice.

your blood rex

No, he drained a dead guy.

that's the official story

No comment.

isn't that what Raz would say?

I'm modeling myself after the big cheese. How'm I doing?

same as always...smelly cheese

Since mah has been found and we're over 100...


Closing.