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Canadians, Gods middle people. The ones with the beer and maple syrup. We are the proud people of the north, who totally kick Americans ass in every possible way.....except army's, population and some other things.

I may not eat whale blubber, or hunt seals. I'm not a lumberjack and I don't know Tim, Phil or Janine down in Toronto. I don't live in an igloo and I don't Say Aboot, its about. We don't add Eh to everything, just to some things to let people know that I'm Canadian. Our flag wasn't made by some old lady high on Pot that saw a leaf and desided to pint some red lines with it.

We are the Brother to America, the slightly less Fat brother, but we still get along together. See Sense we are the little brother, and Mexico is the little sister to America, if someone picks on us (The Canadians) America will kick there ass while we cry about something, but thats okay because we are that cool.

Canada is a home to anyone looking for a home, and is Glad to see people come into this beautiful country. (Except Nazi's)

I can Proudly Say:

"I am Canadian"

....

Strange Brew Rocks.

I have Canadian family, does that count?

-AC

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
I have Canadian family, does that count?

-AC

Yes.

I found out a few weeks ago that my great-grandfather was 100% French-Canadian... does that count?

Originally posted by H. S. 6
I found out a few weeks ago that my great-grandfather was 100% French-Canadian... does that count?

Yeah, It would indeed, that means you have Canadian blood in you, this is your new home

i found out the other day that i was canadian, and i have been living in canada for my whole life

does that count?

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
i found out the other day that i was canadian, and i have been living in canada for my whole life

does that count?


No, you are just in your closet. Open the door Maynard....you can do it.

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
No, you are just in your closet. Open the door Maynard....you can do it.

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard



Hes from Europe.


Burn him

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Hes from Europe.


Burn him .....

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
.....


I told you to be burned

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
I told you to be burned do you wanna fight?

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
do you wanna fight?


Of Course I will make out.

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Of Course I will make out. you poor little bisexual

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
you poor little bisexual


crying

*American walks in*

Hmm..Canada, eh?

*American walks out*

Originally posted by WrathfulDwarf
*American walks in*

Hmm..Canada, eh?

*American walks out*

USA
USA w00t

i wish i was canadian

Originally posted by WrathfulDwarf
*American walks in*

Hmm..Canada, eh?

*American walks out*

Hey Big brother.





crying Maynard won't make out with me......

*Watchs America walk out*

*Walks in doing the black walk, burning a maple leaf and tearing up pictures of Avril Levigne*

I just cameby to check out the hottest Canadian women. naughty

Originally posted by WrathfulDwarf
I just cameby to check out the hottest Canadian women. naughty




They are all in my room.

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine


They are all in my room.

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard



It's okay, you are in there too

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
It's okay, you are in there too w00t

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
w00t

*Eats a maple syrup snack bar*

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
*Eats a maple syrup snack bar*

*eats canadian bacon*

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
*eats canadian bacon*

droolio Thats so damn good.

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
droolio Thats so damn good. *listens to The Arcade Fire*

I want to be a canadian...

but I'm not

weep

you lucky SOB's disgust

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
I want to be a canadian...

but I'm not

weep

you lucky SOB's disgust i'm not canadian either...

come and pretend with me

Yay Tear Up Avril Lavigne

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
i'm not canadian either...

come and pretend with me

ok will do eh... hows aboot that then

Look at my KMC location.








Be very envious.

Originally posted by DarkC
Look at my KMC location.








Be very envious.

You live in the same place as a friend of mine named Mike.

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine


They are all in my room.
Oh really

w00t

Originally posted by Ladyluck
w00t

dancingman

I can't sleep. It's 3:18am. shock

Originally posted by Ladyluck
dancingman

I can't sleep. It's 3:18am. shock
Wow shock It's only 1:23am here lol

I'm in the future. shock

Originally posted by Ladyluck
I'm in the future. shock
Whoa you so are shock hehe

whooooo for tiredness wh00t

w00t

Well I'm going to attempt to get some sleep. Night!

okies nighty night! wavey

I am getting Contacts this morning!

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Canadians, Gods middle people. The ones with the beer and maple syrup. We are the proud people of the north, who totally kick Americans ass in every possible way.....except army's, population and some other things.

I may not eat whale blubber, or hunt seals. I'm not a lumberjack and I don't know Tim, Phil or Janine down in Toronto. I don't live in an igloo and I don't Say Aboot, its about. We don't add Eh to everything, just to some things to let people know that I'm Canadian. Our flag wasn't made by some old lady high on Pot that saw a leaf and desided to pint some red lines with it.

We are the Brother to America, the slightly less Fat brother, but we still get along together. See Sense we are the little brother, and Mexico is the little sister to America, if someone picks on us (The Canadians) America will kick there ass while we cry about something, but thats okay because we are that cool.

Canada is a home to anyone looking for a home, and is Glad to see people come into this beautiful country. (Except Nazi's)

I can Proudly Say:

"I am Canadian" then you're, not qiuite American, not quite British. Therefore, I have nothing against you. But can you atleast spell not American. Or are Canadians afraid of U's also?

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Yeah, It would indeed, that means you have Canadian blood in you, this is your new home Then everyone has roman blood. Romans conquered Europe, Europe conquered world.

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Mexico is the little sister to America

......More like America's janitor.

Originally posted by Quiero Mota
......More like America's janitor.

Originally posted by Revernd Maynard
That was the MOst Hilarious thing ive ever seen hahahahahha

Originally posted by a1hsauce
That was the MOst Hilarious thing ive ever seen hahahahahha




Well..

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Canadians, Gods middle people. The ones with the beer and maple syrup. We are the proud people of the north, who totally kick Americans ass in every possible way.....except army's, population and some other things.

I may not eat whale blubber, or hunt seals. I'm not a lumberjack and I don't know Tim, Phil or Janine down in Toronto. I don't live in an igloo and I don't Say Aboot, its about. We don't add Eh to everything, just to some things to let people know that I'm Canadian. Our flag wasn't made by some old lady high on Pot that saw a leaf and desided to pint some red lines with it.

We are the Brother to America, the slightly less Fat brother, but we still get along together. See Sense we are the little brother, and Mexico is the little sister to America, if someone picks on us (The Canadians) America will kick there ass while we cry about something, but thats okay because we are that cool.

Canada is a home to anyone looking for a home, and is Glad to see people come into this beautiful country. (Except Nazi's)

I can Proudly Say:

"I am Canadian"

I love canadians perv

well what...

huh?

not you

ok

Originally posted by Coldfire
Wow shock It's only 1:23am here lol 18.31

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine

candians eh, so were can i get some beer eh, and some canadian bacon eh,



I like canadian bacon, or as we call it ham.shock

I'm canadian

I am the grey area. I was born in Canada, but of an American mother. So, I have citizenship in both countries.

I add eh to some things..

I love bacon...

Do you love bacon?!

ITS BACOOOOOOOOOOOOON

Hey, I'm not a lumberjack, or a fur trader....
I don't live in an igloo or eat blubber, or own a dogsled....
and I don't know Jimmy, Sally or Suzy from Canada,
although I'm certain they're really really nice.

I have a Prime Minister, not a president.
I speak English and French, not American.
And I pronounce it 'about', not 'a boot'.

I can proudly sew my country's flag on my backpack.
I believe in peace keeping, not policing,
diversity, not assimilation,
and that the beaver is a truly proud and noble animal.
A toque is a hat, a chesterfield is a couch,
and it is pronounced 'zed' not 'zee', 'zed' !!!!

Canada is the second largest landmass!
The first nation of hockey!
and the best part of North America

My name is Joe!!
And I am Canadian!!!

Originally posted by Big_Bo$$
Hey, I'm not a lumberjack, or a fur trader....
I don't live in an igloo or eat blubber, or own a dogsled....
and I don't know Jimmy, Sally or Suzy from Canada,
although I'm certain they're really really nice.

I have a Prime Minister, not a president.
I speak English and French, not American.
And I pronounce it 'about', not 'a boot'.

I can proudly sew my country's flag on my backpack.
I believe in peace keeping, not policing,
diversity, not assimilation,
and that the beaver is a truly proud and noble animal.
A toque is a hat, a chesterfield is a couch,
and it is pronounced 'zed' not 'zee', 'zed' !!!!

Canada is the second largest landmass!
The first nation of hockey!
and the best part of North America

My name is Joe!!
And I am Canadian!!!



fu

w00t

Eh.

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Canadians, Gods middle people. The ones with the beer and maple syrup. We are the proud people of the north, who totally kick Americans ass in every possible way.....except army's, population and some other things.

I may not eat whale blubber, or hunt seals. I'm not a lumberjack and I don't know Tim, Phil or Janine down in Toronto. I don't live in an igloo and I don't Say Aboot, its about. We don't add Eh to everything, just to some things to let people know that I'm Canadian. Our flag wasn't made by some old lady high on Pot that saw a leaf and desided to pint some red lines with it.

We are the Brother to America, the slightly less Fat brother, but we still get along together. See Sense we are the little brother, and Mexico is the little sister to America, if someone picks on us (The Canadians) America will kick there ass while we cry about something, but thats okay because we are that cool.

Canada is a home to anyone looking for a home, and is Glad to see people come into this beautiful country. (Except Nazi's)

I can Proudly Say:

"I am Canadian" Here here!

I am Canadian!!!

Originally posted by Spawn_Master
Here here!

I am Canadian!!!

So Am I!!!

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
So Am I!!! Let us drink at our legaly able to drink at 18 bars!

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
So Am I!!!

What part are you from? BC is definately my favorite.

Originally posted by Quiero Mota
What part are you from? BC is definately my favorite.

Nova Scotia.


Originally posted by Spawn_Master
Let us drink at our legaly able to drink at 18 bars!

Lets do it!

Bacon.

canadian is all aboot the ''eh'' and red painted marijuana leaf.

So is your mom.

Eh?

I have a few Canadian friends and I used to say "aboot" for a good year.....may I stay?

lol No one in the east Canada says Aboot.

Eh?

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Canadians, Gods middle people. The ones with the beer and maple syrup. We are the proud people of the north, who totally kick Americans ass in every possible way.....except army's, population and some other things.

I may not eat whale blubber, or hunt seals. I'm not a lumberjack and I don't know Tim, Phil or Janine down in Toronto. I don't live in an igloo and I don't Say Aboot, its about. We don't add Eh to everything, just to some things to let people know that I'm Canadian. Our flag wasn't made by some old lady high on Pot that saw a leaf and desided to pint some red lines with it.

We are the Brother to America, the slightly less Fat brother, but we still get along together. See Sense we are the little brother, and Mexico is the little sister to America, if someone picks on us (The Canadians) America will kick there ass while we cry about something, but thats okay because we are that cool.

Canada is a home to anyone looking for a home, and is Glad to see people come into this beautiful country. (Except Nazi's)

I can Proudly Say:

"I am Canadian" Iv'e been to Toronto and Calgary, OMG can you say beautiful country.


it's been about 9 years now, need to go visit again.

Originally posted by Thorinn
Iv'e been to Toronto and Calgary, OMG can you say beautiful country.


it's been about 9 years now, need to go visit again.

Eh?

this is the thread where we embrase our canadian selves (preferable not me...unless your a hot girl...okay maybe just a girl), drink canadian beer, and laugh and joke, drink canadian beer, be canadian, talk about canada, drink canadian beer, tell jokes, drink canadian beer, say EH alot, and eat pie . this is going to be awsome!

CANADIA!!!!!!

Originally posted by The big EH
drink canadian beer,


Who would drink canadian beer? seriously

yes i really am canadian and not some american hick trying to bash canadians, instead i'm a cnadian trying to bash americans...or atleast when i get time...which is really never






wat wheres that canaidan bashing, hick!!!

Originally posted by SelphieT
CANADIA!!!!!! lol good old James' Land

Bump

oh yeaaaaaaaaah!

Bumped mine.

Vinny went and bumped his canadian thread so this will get merged or closed now,cheers

.........canada sucks.

ya Canada rocks wahooooooo *streaks across thread*

Originally posted by SelphieT
.........canada sucks.

Canada eh?

:cry: how dare you say that you canada hating hick from the fattest country in the world (america) and the stupidest and not to mention war mogering idiots that bomb and kills many innocents because two planes "accindentally" crashed into twin towers and killed many people (hey which tower do you think is older?) ~i posted this in reply to "canada sucks"~

Times have changed,
Our kids are getting worse
They won't obey their parents,
They just want to fart and curse. Should we blame the government, or blame society, or should we blame the images on tv No!
Blame Canada! Blame Canada

With all their beady little eyes,
their flapping heads so full of lies
Blame Canada!
Blame Canada!
We need to form a full assault, it's Canada's fault! Don't blame me, for my son Stan, He saw the darn cartoon, and now he's off to
join the klan!> And my boy eric once, had my picture on his shelf, but now when I see him, he tells me to **** myself>

Well, Blame Canada!

It seems that everything's gone wrong since
Canada came along
Blame Canada!
Blame Canada! They're not even a real country anyway. My son could of been a doctor or a lawyer, it's a true, Instead he burned up like a piggie on a barbecue> Should we blame the matches? Should we blame the fire, or the doctor who allowed him to expire. Heck no!
Blame Canada!
Blame Canada!
With all their hockey hubaloo and that ***** Anne Murray too. Blame Canada!
Shame on Canada!

The smut we must stop
The trash we must smash
Laughter and fun
must all be undone
We must blame them and cause a fuss
Before somebody thinks of blaming us!

can anybody see my sig?

aww f*** you!

Its from south park, you b!tch

i know...i saw the movie

Originally posted by Leo.M
Its from south park, you b!tch

Originally posted by Leo.M
Times have changed,
Our kids are getting worse
They won't obey their parents,
They just want to fart and curse. Should we blame the government, or blame society, or should we blame the images on tv No!
Blame Canada! Blame Canada

With all their beady little eyes,
their flapping heads so full of lies
Blame Canada!
Blame Canada!
We need to form a full assault, it's Canada's fault! Don't blame me, for my son Stan, He saw the darn cartoon, and now he's off to
join the klan!> And my boy eric once, had my picture on his shelf, but now when I see him, he tells me to **** myself>

Well, Blame Canada!

It seems that everything's gone wrong since
Canada came along
Blame Canada!
Blame Canada! They're not even a real country anyway. My son could of been a doctor or a lawyer, it's a true, Instead he burned up like a piggie on a barbecue> Should we blame the matches? Should we blame the fire, or the doctor who allowed him to expire. Heck no!
Blame Canada!
Blame Canada!
With all their hockey hubaloo and that ***** Anne Murray too. Blame Canada!
Shame on Canada!

The smut we must stop
The trash we must smash
Laughter and fun
must all be undone
We must blame them and cause a fuss
Before somebody thinks of blaming us!
I was so thinking that when I saw this thread.

Canada

Kokanee is better than Budweiser, I'll give you that.

mwahaha

I'm canadian ermm

no Way!

Not really. cry

I love how K Diddy makes fun of our Beer and Country when he knows absolutely nothing about it.

Why do you guys have soo much animosty against Americans?

They're jerks

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
They're jerks

Explain that for us.

Originally posted by Penelope
Explain that for us. They stink


*is american*

lookaround

ermm

So, I have something to ***** about.

And this is now my Thread of Social Stuff.

- Why do K.diddy and his friends get so many freebies. And By Freebies I mean, They get banned multiple times, get many warnings but No Perm Bans or etc. Also, The K.diddy Thread was Closed, then Re-opened. I never got any of my threads reopened when people screwed them up, and it has happened before.

It just bothers me.

I don't know if anyone agrees with me but its just a bit irritating and it seems like they are getting special treatment.


shrug

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Canadians, Gods middle people. The ones with the beer and maple syrup. We are the proud people of the north, who totally kick Americans ass in every possible way.....except army's, population and some other things.

I may not eat whale blubber, or hunt seals. I'm not a lumberjack and I don't know Tim, Phil or Janine down in Toronto. I don't live in an igloo and I don't Say Aboot, its about. We don't add Eh to everything, just to some things to let people know that I'm Canadian. Our flag wasn't made by some old lady high on Pot that saw a leaf and desided to pint some red lines with it.

We are the Brother to America, the slightly less Fat brother, but we still get along together. See Sense we are the little brother, and Mexico is the little sister to America, if someone picks on us (The Canadians) America will kick there ass while we cry about something, but thats okay because we are that cool.

Canada is a home to anyone looking for a home, and is Glad to see people come into this beautiful country. (Except Nazi's)

I can Proudly Say:

"I am Canadian"
i think i heard this somewhere in a commercial...

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
and Mexico is the little sister to America, **** that, we're the old rich grandmother that the children take advantage of by walking all over us.

Originally posted by VanillaCocaCola
**** that, we're the old rich grandmother that the children take advantage of by walking all over us.

hmm Thats true.

Originally posted by Lyna303
i think i heard this somewhere in a commercial...

I'm Canadian, does that count?

Originally posted by Lyna303
i think i heard this somewhere in a commercial...
haha! i was right it is in a commercial...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=BRI-A3vakVg

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
hmm Thats true.



Your porn link isn't working.

Originally posted by VanillaCocaCola
Your porn link isn't working.


Click it alot.

Originally posted by Lyna303
haha! i was right it is in a commercial...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=BRI-A3vakVg
lol well sort of...

*posts*

canadians smell bad, i hate living here

Then get out, simple really.

Originally posted by dr. pookie
canadians smell bad, i hate living here Originally posted by silver_tears
Then get out, simple really.

Originally posted by silver_tears
Then get out, simple really.

i also noticed that our canadian women tend to not have enough booty as american chicks do. and yes, i will be leaving after college. lol

Originally posted by dr. pookie
i also noticed that our canadian women tend to not have enough booty as american chicks do. and yes, i will be leaving after college. lol

I bet you're 10 you little shit.

I personally think Canadian chicks are better looking than the American girls I know shrug

Originally posted by silver_tears
I personally think Canadian chicks are better looking than the American girls I know shrug

Me too.

Originally posted by dr. pookie
i also noticed that our canadian women tend to not have enough booty as american chicks do. and yes, i will be leaving after college. lol So you like fat chics? Good for you!

Originally posted by silver_tears
I personally think Canadian chicks are better looking than the American girls I know shrug

i've never been to canada

Ive been to canada...in my opinion its like a second america...

Originally posted by Lyna303
Ive been to canada...in my opinion its like a second america...

I don't think you've eally been to Canada Then ermm

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
I don't think you've eally been to Canada Then ermm
really...ive been to victoria, the bc and alberta...not much

Originally posted by Lyna303
really...ive been to victoria, the bc and alberta...not much

We're alot less rushed.

And more polite ermm

Originally posted by silver_tears
I personally think Canadian chicks are better looking than the American girls I know shrug Haven't really looked too hard then.

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
We're alot less rushed.
hmm...i must not have noticed becuase i was on vacation...

Originally posted by bigbran
So you like fat chics? Good for you!

nope, i prefer chicks with small waistlines, flat tummies, things of that nature. so i doubt that catagorizes me as a fat lover lol

Originally posted by silver_tears
And more polite ermm
wtf? more polite...really?

Originally posted by dr. pookie
nope, i prefer chicks with small waistlines, flat tummies, things of that nature. so i doubt that catagorizes me as a fat lover lol

You Spell Bad.

Originally posted by Lyna303
wtf? more polite...really?

Yes.

Originally posted by VanillaCocaCola
Haven't really looked too hard then.

I seem to remember you saying LadyL was the only good looking one here. She's Canadian. Case in point.

i don't know...my view on canada is very much neutral...plus i like aero bars yum...

Canada is...I don't know...Canada is just blah. Nothing. It's just 'blah'.

Originally posted by Lyna303
i don't know...my view on canada is very much neutral...plus i like aero bars yum...
you know...since we don't have any in america...

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
You Spell Bad.


Kanada

Originally posted by Nazgulinthedark
Canada is...I don't know...Canada is just blah. Nothing. It's just 'blah'.

You're blah sneaky2

Originally posted by Lyna303
you know...since we don't have any in america...

For cereal?