The Book of Dating

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Smallville
There are a lot of unwritten rules to dating. Things that people should just know. But, for those who are unaware, I thought we should help them out. I am going to start off small and see where this can lead. And it will be interesting to see what rules even I am unaware of.

1) If you have any knowledge that your friend even likes somebody in the least... they are OFF LIMITS.
2) No dating a friends ex... no matter how hot they are.
3) Regardless of how long a relationship was... there needs to be at least a two-week grieving period before you start something new. Even if you ended it.

Add what you will. I will add more later.

Mišt
4)....Im singleflirt

no expression

~Mitsurugi~

Council#13
5). Never say "You're so beautiful, I want to skin you and wear your skin so i can be just as beautiful"

~Mitsurugi~
Originally posted by Council#13
5). Never say "You're so beautiful, I want to skin you and wear your skin so i can be just as beautiful" wowshock have you ever heard a woman say that, i did, i almost had to cancel our date, but i braved it.no expression

Mišt
6) Porn isnt as good as the real thing

~Mitsurugi~
7. Don't ask for a breath test from your date, if you know you haven't brushed.

Council#13
8). Keep your fingernail collection AT HOME

Mišt
9) Charging for services at the end of a date probably isnt the best way to end the night.

~Mitsurugi~
10. in no way shape or form refer to your penis as lil mike or lil dan, or what ever your name is with lil in fron of it.

Council#13
10). Take the viagra only IF you're sure you're gonna get laid

Mišt
12) For GODS SAKE dont watch Return of the Jedi on the first date.




























Start with A New Hope.

Council#13
12). Try to keep silent about whatever children you had with other women/men

Smallville

Smallville
14) Men: Stop referring to your arms as guns
Females: Stop referring to your brests as guns

Mišt
Originally posted by Council#13
12). Try to keep silent about whatever children you had with other women/men

laughingOriginally posted by Smallville
Come on... are you insane?




















































































watch them all... make it the Phantom Menace... even though it was terrible.

But what are you going to do on the second date?hmm

Council#13
Originally posted by Smallville
14) Men: Stop referring to your arms as guns
Females: Stop referring to your brests as guns

laughing

15). Control your farts if possible (if is the key word)

~Mitsurugi~
15. No farting on first dates.

You people know who you are.shifty

Cyber Ninja

Council#13
17). Dont tell them about what you did last summer

Valharu
Can I use the old "oops I left my wallet at home" trick?

Council#13
laughing

19). DONT try and guess their penis/bra size

Valharu
Is that on the first or second date.

Cyber Ninja
20) Don't go out with Mist because he only has 4 dollars

Council#13
21). Refrain from telling them how far down you can see down their shirt (for two reasons)

Valharu
Slow down a bit. I gotta write this down big grin

Smallville
In addition to the "Dont fart on the first date rule..."

22) Regardless of how much you care about a person, only those who are married can hot-box a room with a fart and make their significant other guess what fruit they ate that day.

Amun~RA
laughing

23.Don't ask if she spits or swallows.


not very good manors.

Smallville
24) Taking a first date to any place that ends in Mania or Rama is not a good idea.

Amun~RA
omg take her to see wrestlemania, i did that on a first date, boy am i glad she liked wrestling.laughing out loud


25. Don't entertain your date by sticking breadsticks up your nose or balancing a spoon either.

melinda_warren
25) (for the guys) Ask her out once and only once! Any more than that, and your asking for a restraining order.....

When it comes to dating, too many guys put their brains on hold and start thinking with the equipment downstairs. They become desperate for sex and keep pursuing a woman when she's only marginally interested (or not interested at all), just because they're frantically obsessed with getting their hands on the goodies. Sure, a lot of women are natural game-players -- they love to test men, exert their sexual power, and be pursued.

So expect a little of this at the start. But don't keep asking her out if you keep getting a "No" or "I'm too busy." The cardinal rule is: if a woman is interested in a man, she'll make herself available to him. Even if she has to turn you down, an interested woman will say something like, "But I'd really like to go out. Maybe next week?"

If you get any other response, just dust off your hands and keep walking (she just might develop some respect for you and change her mind).

Amun~RA
27.Hiding in your car in front of his or her house does constitute stalking.

melinda_warren

Smallville
29) If you use an optical divice to watch her, dont let her see. Hide the telescope or binoculars before she gets to your place.

melinda_warren
30) Lighten up! Have confidence. Be yourself. Guys who are successful with women have fun. They treat their dates like a bratty little sister, not like some mysterious, unattainable goddess set up on a pedestal.

Smallville
31) Your high score on Dungeons & Dragons is not acceptable dinner conversation.

melinda_warren
it is for some women....not me but not all of us hate it.

Smallville
Originally posted by melinda_warren
it is for some women....not me but not all of us hate it.

Speaking of lightening up... no expression

Lovely Murder
32) go dutch

melinda_warren
33) GO SWEDISH! stick out tongue

A.D. Skinner
I am a Swede!

melinda_warren
lmao....no expression

Smallville
34) Go Joe!

http://www.j-archive.com/media/2005-03-14_J_Cat5.jpg

melinda_warren
35) GO BI-SEXUAL

Valharu
GO MELINDA WARREN

melinda_warren
lmao. hell yea!

O Green World
Warning to all the lovers out there:
If someone who asks you out tried chasing you and trying to kiss you or hug you when you first met them, say NO!

You might not agree, but when i said yes i regretted it, oh yes i did! messed

melinda_warren
odd. cool sig and avy btw

O Green World
Thanx big grin

Valharu
WHAT WENT WRONG

Amun~RA
36.Don't choke the chicken, wag the dog, pull the puppet out of the box, relieve old charlie or whatever you call it, chances are, your sorry ass aint gonna get none on the first date.

Smallville
^ True

ROYALGUARD
date convo rule clause 1 chapter 1:

let the women talk about themselves by asking ''good questions'' dont ask stupid questions.

Leo.M
37. Never tell them how many you've banged whistle

Coldfire
Originally posted by Leo.M
37. Never tell them how many you've banged whistle
Oh wait... wait for it... roll eyes (sarcastic) stick out tongue

Because I can
does an ex stay an ex????

Leo.M
Originally posted by Coldfire
Oh wait... wait for it... roll eyes (sarcastic) stick out tongue

no expression .................... no expression .................. *cough* no expression ...........................




















































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Originally posted by Because I can
does an ex stay an ex????

yes stick out tongue

Coldfire
Originally posted by Leo.M
no expression .................... no expression .................. *cough* no expression ...........................




















































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yes stick out tongue
laughing out loud

Council#13
36). Keep your eyes above the chest at all costs

Valharu
Council#13.... Youve gone too far.

Council#13
thank you. should i stop now, or go backwards?

Valharu
Anywhere you want man. Just be sure to keep those eyes on the prize shifty

Council#13
Alrighty i will

ROYALGUARD
Originally posted by Amun~RA
36.Don't choke the chicken, wag the dog, pull the puppet out of the box, relieve old charlie or whatever you call it, chances are, your sorry ass aint gonna get none on the first date.


uh i disagree because chocking the chicken kinda gives me the agression inhibitors which keeps my cool and not mess up and not think about sex and just get to know the girl.my rule is do not try to get some on 1st date. give it first 5 then go for it on the sixth.

Vendetta
Saying "Let's squeeze my pimples together" is not romantic.

Amun~RA
Originally posted by Vendetta
Saying "Let's squeeze my pimples together" is not romantic. laughing thats disgusting.


(for us guys)
Don't go all psycho if some guy looks at your date, not all women are impressed with fighting.

melinda_warren
39.) Don't go on about old flames. She doesn't want to hear about how much you love someone else...

(this does happen)

soleran30
40) Always slap a little love on their rump if the meal was good then wink at them!

K.Diddy
Originally posted by Amun~RA




Don't go all psycho if some guy looks at your date, not all women are impressed with fighting.


Yes they are kids,listen to K.Diddy smile

DiamondBullets
Originally posted by Smallville

2) No dating a friends ex... no matter how hot they are.


<-----Guilty.

Hack Benjamin
I'll follow the first rule only out of common sense that she may like him also..

I'll follow the second one because duh, there's a reason he broke up with her..

I however will not follow the third rule! I am perfectly ok with my breakup! This is not a rebound! (Ok maybe it is, but so what.. smokin' )

Coldfire
Originally posted by K.Diddy
Yes they are kids,listen to K.Diddy smile
No we're not stick out tongue

soulwinner
Hmmmmm... ?

melinda_warren
only say 'i love you' if you mean it.no expression

Flavio
Originally posted by melinda_warren
only say 'i love you' if you mean it.no expression

i would say "Never say you love her just to get sex on the first date"...

Smallville
Originally posted by Hack Benjamin
I'll follow the first rule only out of common sense that she may like him also..

thumbsup

Originally posted by Hack Benjamin
I'll follow the second one because duh, there's a reason he broke up with her..

Like the clap? big grin

Originally posted by Hack Benjamin
I however will not follow the third rule! I am perfectly ok with my breakup! This is not a rebound! (Ok maybe it is, but so what.. smokin' )

Just dont DATE anyone for 2 weeks... doesnt mean one night stands are out. big grin

badboy2004
me i've been dating for a month

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